My pig Bajie is super fierce
Chapter 55 Playing with death in the palm of your hand (4th update, please subscribe)
Chapter 55 Playing with death in the palm of your hand (4th update, please subscribe)
"Snapped!"
A sharp blade cut off half of the burnt wick in the oil lamp, and gently fell into the hand of an old man who was as skinny as a chicken foot.
In the Ancestor Hall, the lights suddenly lit up.
"I heard that Monk Yuan Zheng is back, right?"
Su Wudi sat in front of the oil lamp on the table, crushed the wick in his hand into powder, and sniffed it lightly at the tip of his nose.
Ugh, it stinks.
It still tastes like pig intestines.
next to.
Patriarch Su Wuji stood bowed, with a look of awe on his face, and said:
"Yes, this bald donkey is back. He'll be back in the afternoon."
"At that time, Patriarch, you were in seclusion. This bald thief was extremely arrogant and pushed all directions. No one was his opponent. Even the red-clothed elder in Yehongfang was torn off by him, and finally fled on crutches."
Paused,
Seeing the ancestor's expression as usual, he cautiously said: "Many people now call him the Blood-Hand Demon Monk. Of course, he is shameless. He calls himself the Blood-Hand Monk and calls himself the leader of the Rogue Cultivator Alliance."
"Now everyone says that this bald donkey is the number one expert in Taiping Town."
He spoke like a bald donkey, causing Su Wudi to fall silent for a while.
"Tiedan, do you think you are stronger, or Monk Yuan Zheng is stronger?"
Su Wudi spoke, in a quiet tone, and called Su Wuji by his nickname.
Su Wuji was surprised and happy when he heard that his ancestor called him by his nickname, and said quickly: "Of course that bald donkey is strong. He can compete with you, ancestor, so naturally I am not as good as him."
As he was talking, he saw that the ancestor was a little sleepy, so he hurriedly stepped forward, took off the three-foot white jade chilong pipe from the waist of the ancestor, helped the ancestor add smoke, pressed the porcelain solid with his thumb, and took advantage of the opportunity. The moment the ancestor yawned and opened his mouth, it was inserted into the ancestor's mouth like lightning.
The movements are fast, precise and accurate.
All in one go.
Su Wudi felt the hardness in his mouth and smiled.
He crossed his thumb and fingers and snapped his fingers. His fingers instantly turned red like a soldering iron. He approached the pipe and took a few puffs.
The tobacco leaves in the pipe lit up with sparks, and he exhaled a thick snake of smoke, inhaled through both nostrils, and exhaled from his mouth.
After repeating this cycle three times, he exhaled a long breath of turbid air.
The old eyes looked at Su Wuji who was standing respectfully in front of him, and sighed: "You, you have been the head of the house for so many years, you are not tall, and you don't have a brain, you only know how to stuff insoles in your shoes."
"There's a fart for it!"
His critical tone frightened Su Wuji into a cold sweat on his forehead, and his body bowed like a shrimp.
The ancestor is moody, and it is too difficult to accompany the ancestor like a tiger.
Su Wudi continued:
"Since you know that Monk Yuanzheng is stronger than you, then you should have a sense of awe, and you can't just call him a bald donkey."
Su Wuji was stunned, wiped his cold sweat and whispered, "But isn't he your old enemy?"
"Enemies?! How can you talk about enemies?" Su Wudi looked at him strangely, "Although he is ruthless and shameless, he has never killed a member of our Su family, nor has he hurt a hair on your body. At most, he only stole the immortal seed last night. Just a few hand-to-hand fights with me."
"It was a collision of muscles, a duel of strength, very happy, and the old man was never angry."
Su Wuji was impressed when he heard this, and gave a thumbs up and praised: "Ancestor is broad-minded, first-class!"
Su Wudi blew out a smoke ring, inhaled it into his nostrils, and lectured:
"For the strong, you should have a sense of awe. If you can't control your mouth when you walk in the rivers and lakes, sooner or later someone will help you. It is a taboo to follow others' opinions!"
"Especially that Monk Yuanzheng is not a good person. It is said that he violated the precept of lust and was expelled from Daleiyin Temple. That's why he became a loose cultivator. However, in my opinion, this person is by no means just a lustful person."
"He is tolerant and ruthless, killing people like hemp, playing with death in the palm of his hand, just like you played with No. 258 Xiaocui in Zuixiang Building. He has no pressure and enjoys it very much. Such a person must not be underestimated."
Su Wuji felt cold sweat running down his back.
Is the ancestor analyzing the enemy's situation, or beating me? !
Frightened in his heart, he hurriedly said respectfully: "The old ancestor is right, that blood-handed monk is indeed a strong man, and should not be underestimated."
"It's the Bloody Hand Demon Monk!" Su Wudi corrected.
Su Wuji nodded "Hmm," like a chicken pecking at rice. Whatever the ancestor said, he did it.
He was really afraid of his ancestor.
"Looking at his strength, he should have improved a lot. Even if he is not in the virtual realm, he is not far behind." Su Wudi sighed, "Let's find an opportunity to give him a message."
"What?"
"Explore the tone, and say that the ancestor, I am willing to worship him, recognize him as my big brother, and give him the top spot in Taiping Town!"
"Gah-?!"
Su Wuji's eyes widened and he squawked in shock.
"Ancestor, do you want to be with him?! Recognize him as your big brother!!" Su Wuji blushed so hard, "He stole your fairy seed!"
When Su Wudi heard the word "immortal seed", his eyes suddenly became as dark as a cold pool. He took two deep puffs on his pipe and said, "His strength has greatly increased. The immortal seed must have been refined by him. There is no need to mention this matter again." ”
"Walking around in the world, there are sacrifices and gains. Sometimes it seems that the opportunity has been lost. Who knows whether I have escaped a disaster!"
"What's more, the world has already been turned upside down, and it is different from the past. If we still hold on to the incomplete and arrogant, sooner or later we will be smashed to pieces, and there will be no place to bury us."
His tone was inexplicable.
I thought of the strange sense of spying I had felt while rowing across the river yesterday.
The feeling of spying was full of malice and greed, which made his hair stand on end.
There is a sense of danger looming over death.
But no one else present noticed.
Even the elders in red at Yehongfang were like this, which made Su Wudi even more frightened.
He said nothing and kept this in mind.
Now that he heard that monk Yuan Zheng not only did not die, but his strength increased greatly and he returned to Taiping Town, he felt a burst of joy in his heart.
"The sky is falling, and a tall man is needed to hold it up!"
"Something outside the city is eyeing me. I'm really uneasy with a ray of light on my back. Now I can only find a big man to take over and let me retreat to the sideline and live in peace. Maybe I can escape the disaster."
Su Wudi pondered in his heart.
After living for so many years, the more I see, the more scared I become.
Especially after the second cataclysm, who knew how many terrifying things were active outside the city, but few monsters dared to invade Taiping Town.
this matter,
Surprising!
He couldn't afford to be on guard.
Monk Yuan Zheng is powerful, wild-tempered, greedy and lustful, so we can take advantage of him and put him at the forefront.
Absolutely safe!
As long as it lasts for a few days, after the underground secret door is broken open and the ancient holy soldiers are taken, they will immediately evacuate Taiping Town.
Thinking of the underground secret door,
Su Wudi frowned and said, "Have you contacted the corpse thief? The matter of the underground secret door must be done as soon as possible."
He has found the way to open the underground secret door, but it needs the assistance of three masters who have practiced fire-attribute exercises and whose cultivation level is at least half-step transformation.
Now, there is still one person left.
Su Wuji shook his head and said: "The corpse-stealing thief appears and disappears. He showed up when the Immortal Seed was born. After being frightened by Ye Hongfang, he retreated and his whereabouts are unknown."
"However, tomorrow afternoon, the ancestor of the Liehuo Sect will be buried. Respectable people will go to pay their respects and have a feast. The corpse thief may go there. I will definitely be able to find him then."
Su Wudi nodded, and suddenly sighed: "Hey, what a troubled time!"
Stop talking.
He sucked on the cigarette holder, leaned on the chair, and slowly smoked the big pipe.
Su Wuji stood beside him with his hands down.
Through the swirling smoke, he suddenly discovered that the ancestor, who had always been confident and invincible, had a sad face at this moment, and his eyes were full of worry.
He didn't know what the ancestor was thinking, and he didn't know who or what could make the ancestor worry so much with the ancestor's cultivation base and strength.
So, he pretended to be brave and told some jokes to the ancestor.
One is vegetarian and seven are meat.
After he finished speaking, he leaned forward and backward laughing, but the ancestor still had a straight face without any smile.
Embarrassed for a while, Su Wuji lowered his head, and quietly stuffed the leaked insole back into the shoe.
The oil lamp on the table jumped, and with a "snap" it burned to death a moth that was jumping into the flame.
When Su Wudi heard the noise, he came back to his senses and warned:
"By the way, the grafting of green blood to build the Black Dragon Army cannot be delayed any longer. It will be done early tomorrow morning."
"The general of the Black Dragon Army... Well, there are too few people alone."
"Add those with big muscles and strong bodies. As long as they can survive through green blood grafting, they will all be canonized as generals!"
Cannon fodder, naturally the more the better.
Su Wuji was stunned when he heard this, and frowned: "But, we have already told Li Ye that we only made him the general of the Black Dragon Army, and now we have added others, he is afraid..."
Su Wudi knocked off the ashes of the big pipe he had finished smoking on the table, and said, "Tie Dan, your progress in cultivation is slow, it's definitely not because your blood is too weak, but because your brain is not good enough. "
"remember,
"It's not that terrible to offend a few people or make a few mistakes. It's to live a life of compromise and fear. That's terrible."
"In the Su family, you have no taboos. I have my ancestors to support you! You are afraid of a ball!"
After a pause, he laughed loudly, and Nian Xu said domineeringly: "If Li Ye really has doubts, let him question my dick!"
"A little swineherd boss, this old man can't handle it!"
As he spoke, he told Su Wuji to quickly prepare for the grafting matter.
Su Wuji bowed to leave, and when he walked to the gate of the main hall, the voice of the ancestor came over.
"Usually remember to eat more pig intestines to nourish the brain."
Su Wuji's legs and feet trembled and he left quickly.
(End of this chapter)
"Snapped!"
A sharp blade cut off half of the burnt wick in the oil lamp, and gently fell into the hand of an old man who was as skinny as a chicken foot.
In the Ancestor Hall, the lights suddenly lit up.
"I heard that Monk Yuan Zheng is back, right?"
Su Wudi sat in front of the oil lamp on the table, crushed the wick in his hand into powder, and sniffed it lightly at the tip of his nose.
Ugh, it stinks.
It still tastes like pig intestines.
next to.
Patriarch Su Wuji stood bowed, with a look of awe on his face, and said:
"Yes, this bald donkey is back. He'll be back in the afternoon."
"At that time, Patriarch, you were in seclusion. This bald thief was extremely arrogant and pushed all directions. No one was his opponent. Even the red-clothed elder in Yehongfang was torn off by him, and finally fled on crutches."
Paused,
Seeing the ancestor's expression as usual, he cautiously said: "Many people now call him the Blood-Hand Demon Monk. Of course, he is shameless. He calls himself the Blood-Hand Monk and calls himself the leader of the Rogue Cultivator Alliance."
"Now everyone says that this bald donkey is the number one expert in Taiping Town."
He spoke like a bald donkey, causing Su Wudi to fall silent for a while.
"Tiedan, do you think you are stronger, or Monk Yuan Zheng is stronger?"
Su Wudi spoke, in a quiet tone, and called Su Wuji by his nickname.
Su Wuji was surprised and happy when he heard that his ancestor called him by his nickname, and said quickly: "Of course that bald donkey is strong. He can compete with you, ancestor, so naturally I am not as good as him."
As he was talking, he saw that the ancestor was a little sleepy, so he hurriedly stepped forward, took off the three-foot white jade chilong pipe from the waist of the ancestor, helped the ancestor add smoke, pressed the porcelain solid with his thumb, and took advantage of the opportunity. The moment the ancestor yawned and opened his mouth, it was inserted into the ancestor's mouth like lightning.
The movements are fast, precise and accurate.
All in one go.
Su Wudi felt the hardness in his mouth and smiled.
He crossed his thumb and fingers and snapped his fingers. His fingers instantly turned red like a soldering iron. He approached the pipe and took a few puffs.
The tobacco leaves in the pipe lit up with sparks, and he exhaled a thick snake of smoke, inhaled through both nostrils, and exhaled from his mouth.
After repeating this cycle three times, he exhaled a long breath of turbid air.
The old eyes looked at Su Wuji who was standing respectfully in front of him, and sighed: "You, you have been the head of the house for so many years, you are not tall, and you don't have a brain, you only know how to stuff insoles in your shoes."
"There's a fart for it!"
His critical tone frightened Su Wuji into a cold sweat on his forehead, and his body bowed like a shrimp.
The ancestor is moody, and it is too difficult to accompany the ancestor like a tiger.
Su Wudi continued:
"Since you know that Monk Yuanzheng is stronger than you, then you should have a sense of awe, and you can't just call him a bald donkey."
Su Wuji was stunned, wiped his cold sweat and whispered, "But isn't he your old enemy?"
"Enemies?! How can you talk about enemies?" Su Wudi looked at him strangely, "Although he is ruthless and shameless, he has never killed a member of our Su family, nor has he hurt a hair on your body. At most, he only stole the immortal seed last night. Just a few hand-to-hand fights with me."
"It was a collision of muscles, a duel of strength, very happy, and the old man was never angry."
Su Wuji was impressed when he heard this, and gave a thumbs up and praised: "Ancestor is broad-minded, first-class!"
Su Wudi blew out a smoke ring, inhaled it into his nostrils, and lectured:
"For the strong, you should have a sense of awe. If you can't control your mouth when you walk in the rivers and lakes, sooner or later someone will help you. It is a taboo to follow others' opinions!"
"Especially that Monk Yuanzheng is not a good person. It is said that he violated the precept of lust and was expelled from Daleiyin Temple. That's why he became a loose cultivator. However, in my opinion, this person is by no means just a lustful person."
"He is tolerant and ruthless, killing people like hemp, playing with death in the palm of his hand, just like you played with No. 258 Xiaocui in Zuixiang Building. He has no pressure and enjoys it very much. Such a person must not be underestimated."
Su Wuji felt cold sweat running down his back.
Is the ancestor analyzing the enemy's situation, or beating me? !
Frightened in his heart, he hurriedly said respectfully: "The old ancestor is right, that blood-handed monk is indeed a strong man, and should not be underestimated."
"It's the Bloody Hand Demon Monk!" Su Wudi corrected.
Su Wuji nodded "Hmm," like a chicken pecking at rice. Whatever the ancestor said, he did it.
He was really afraid of his ancestor.
"Looking at his strength, he should have improved a lot. Even if he is not in the virtual realm, he is not far behind." Su Wudi sighed, "Let's find an opportunity to give him a message."
"What?"
"Explore the tone, and say that the ancestor, I am willing to worship him, recognize him as my big brother, and give him the top spot in Taiping Town!"
"Gah-?!"
Su Wuji's eyes widened and he squawked in shock.
"Ancestor, do you want to be with him?! Recognize him as your big brother!!" Su Wuji blushed so hard, "He stole your fairy seed!"
When Su Wudi heard the word "immortal seed", his eyes suddenly became as dark as a cold pool. He took two deep puffs on his pipe and said, "His strength has greatly increased. The immortal seed must have been refined by him. There is no need to mention this matter again." ”
"Walking around in the world, there are sacrifices and gains. Sometimes it seems that the opportunity has been lost. Who knows whether I have escaped a disaster!"
"What's more, the world has already been turned upside down, and it is different from the past. If we still hold on to the incomplete and arrogant, sooner or later we will be smashed to pieces, and there will be no place to bury us."
His tone was inexplicable.
I thought of the strange sense of spying I had felt while rowing across the river yesterday.
The feeling of spying was full of malice and greed, which made his hair stand on end.
There is a sense of danger looming over death.
But no one else present noticed.
Even the elders in red at Yehongfang were like this, which made Su Wudi even more frightened.
He said nothing and kept this in mind.
Now that he heard that monk Yuan Zheng not only did not die, but his strength increased greatly and he returned to Taiping Town, he felt a burst of joy in his heart.
"The sky is falling, and a tall man is needed to hold it up!"
"Something outside the city is eyeing me. I'm really uneasy with a ray of light on my back. Now I can only find a big man to take over and let me retreat to the sideline and live in peace. Maybe I can escape the disaster."
Su Wudi pondered in his heart.
After living for so many years, the more I see, the more scared I become.
Especially after the second cataclysm, who knew how many terrifying things were active outside the city, but few monsters dared to invade Taiping Town.
this matter,
Surprising!
He couldn't afford to be on guard.
Monk Yuan Zheng is powerful, wild-tempered, greedy and lustful, so we can take advantage of him and put him at the forefront.
Absolutely safe!
As long as it lasts for a few days, after the underground secret door is broken open and the ancient holy soldiers are taken, they will immediately evacuate Taiping Town.
Thinking of the underground secret door,
Su Wudi frowned and said, "Have you contacted the corpse thief? The matter of the underground secret door must be done as soon as possible."
He has found the way to open the underground secret door, but it needs the assistance of three masters who have practiced fire-attribute exercises and whose cultivation level is at least half-step transformation.
Now, there is still one person left.
Su Wuji shook his head and said: "The corpse-stealing thief appears and disappears. He showed up when the Immortal Seed was born. After being frightened by Ye Hongfang, he retreated and his whereabouts are unknown."
"However, tomorrow afternoon, the ancestor of the Liehuo Sect will be buried. Respectable people will go to pay their respects and have a feast. The corpse thief may go there. I will definitely be able to find him then."
Su Wudi nodded, and suddenly sighed: "Hey, what a troubled time!"
Stop talking.
He sucked on the cigarette holder, leaned on the chair, and slowly smoked the big pipe.
Su Wuji stood beside him with his hands down.
Through the swirling smoke, he suddenly discovered that the ancestor, who had always been confident and invincible, had a sad face at this moment, and his eyes were full of worry.
He didn't know what the ancestor was thinking, and he didn't know who or what could make the ancestor worry so much with the ancestor's cultivation base and strength.
So, he pretended to be brave and told some jokes to the ancestor.
One is vegetarian and seven are meat.
After he finished speaking, he leaned forward and backward laughing, but the ancestor still had a straight face without any smile.
Embarrassed for a while, Su Wuji lowered his head, and quietly stuffed the leaked insole back into the shoe.
The oil lamp on the table jumped, and with a "snap" it burned to death a moth that was jumping into the flame.
When Su Wudi heard the noise, he came back to his senses and warned:
"By the way, the grafting of green blood to build the Black Dragon Army cannot be delayed any longer. It will be done early tomorrow morning."
"The general of the Black Dragon Army... Well, there are too few people alone."
"Add those with big muscles and strong bodies. As long as they can survive through green blood grafting, they will all be canonized as generals!"
Cannon fodder, naturally the more the better.
Su Wuji was stunned when he heard this, and frowned: "But, we have already told Li Ye that we only made him the general of the Black Dragon Army, and now we have added others, he is afraid..."
Su Wudi knocked off the ashes of the big pipe he had finished smoking on the table, and said, "Tie Dan, your progress in cultivation is slow, it's definitely not because your blood is too weak, but because your brain is not good enough. "
"remember,
"It's not that terrible to offend a few people or make a few mistakes. It's to live a life of compromise and fear. That's terrible."
"In the Su family, you have no taboos. I have my ancestors to support you! You are afraid of a ball!"
After a pause, he laughed loudly, and Nian Xu said domineeringly: "If Li Ye really has doubts, let him question my dick!"
"A little swineherd boss, this old man can't handle it!"
As he spoke, he told Su Wuji to quickly prepare for the grafting matter.
Su Wuji bowed to leave, and when he walked to the gate of the main hall, the voice of the ancestor came over.
"Usually remember to eat more pig intestines to nourish the brain."
Su Wuji's legs and feet trembled and he left quickly.
(End of this chapter)
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