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Chapter 243 Chu Liuxiang: Old Shen, I’m embarrassed!
"Jianghu Monthly Newspaper is interesting!"

Shen Lian looked at the manuscript written by Murong Zi, who had been revised and corrected by his third aunt, and showed a constipated smile.

"Shock!The Shen family went bankrupt, and the six sect gods were arrested and forced to perform on the street. It was suspected to be related to the Tang sect! 》

"Shen Lian and Tang Zhuquan were performing arts on the street. Because of the uneven distribution of money, they got into a fight and both were injured! 》

Several other titles have been crossed out, and only these two titles are retained. According to the comments from the third aunt of the Sad Pai, she is more inclined to the previous title. This title involves enough events and is completely explosive!
After seeing this shocking headline, I am afraid that Shen Wansan, who is far away from overseas, will send a message back to ask about the situation.

Although he was involved, even though the knife pierced his body, Shen Lian really felt that this manuscript was very interesting and worth at least three hundred fists.

Tantai Jingming also found it very interesting. He held the manuscript and read beside Shen Lian. His voice was crisp and sweet, and his tone was lifelike. He was really a genius in recitation.

This kind of matter was a private matter. Shen Lian could not let the local police take action. Based on the information given by Nie Xiaochong, he went to the inn where the third aunt of the Beipai and Murong Zi lived.

"Brother Shen, who is that person selling information? Is he from Jianghu Monthly News?"

"Why do you think so?"

"You told me that these people are best at digging into other people's privacy and then using it as blackmail."

"If they just publish articles, I can only use political means to solve the problem, such as asking my eldest brother to block the gate of Tianji Pavilion and challenge them, and come out to beat them one by one.

If they blackmail me, it will be considered a violation of the Ming Dynasty's laws, and I can arrest them. As long as they show a slight resistance, it will be regarded as resisting arrest! "

Shen Lian said calmly: "Tianji Pavilion creates Jianghu Monthly News in order to promote its name and maintain Tianji Pavilion's status, and will not do anything beyond the pale.

For example, most of these articles are aimed at certain heroes with excellent character and do not care about them.

Afterwards, they would write several more articles praising the hero's benevolence and righteousness, and provide him with a lot of compensation.

In my opinion, this is mutual benefit. Tianji Pavilion gains benefits, the heroes gain reputation, and the two sides temporarily maintain peace and prevent bloody battles. "

Tantai Jingming opened his mouth wide and stuck out his tongue very cutely: "Is there such a thing?"

Shen Lian smiled and said: "How many people in this world can escape from the word 'fame and wealth'? A hero may not need gold, silver and jewelry, but most likely he needs fame.

I have seen some heroes deliberately arrange some operas to praise themselves and ask the opera troupe to sing them.

Some people even specially trained screenwriters and opened several large theaters to perform these repertoires every day.

On the one hand, it promotes its own name.

On the one hand, it is to confuse the enemy.

For example, I often declare to the outside world that I am good at boxing and marksmanship, but not very good at other things. I am most reckless and aggressive, and I will hit mountains when I have nothing to do.

These are all true!

Even if the Buddha opens his Dharma eyes, he will say that these are all true. All the large organizations in the world must have collected this information about me.

The words are indeed true, but it does not mean that they are not hidden. The hidden part is my ultimate move.

If anyone believes these words and makes a plan based on these aspects, I will easily kill him. "

In recent times, Tantai Jingming has listened to many stories and thought that he had learned a lot about the dangers of the world. Unexpectedly, he was still too young.

The water in the rivers and lakes is really too deep.

Tantai Jingming is too young to grasp it!

It's better to let a veteran like Shen Lian do it!

Pretending to be powerful is also a good way to confuse the world.

Sir Wei has three magical skills in the world. In addition to the money shield and Mongolian sweat medicine, the other one is to pull the skin of a tiger.

As long as your brain reacts quickly enough and no one reveals the trick, you can survive for a long time.

Shen Lian knocked on the inn door.

Looking at the manuscript in Shen Lian's hand and the amiable smile on Shen Lian's lips, the third aunt of the Bei Sect understood one thing - she was in trouble.

Not only is it causing trouble!

And it’s a big deal!
Shen Lian shook the manuscript in his hand: "Your Excellency is really good at writing. I spent a full 100 taels of gold to buy these things from a thief."

The third aunt of Beipai smiled bitterly and said: "Captain Shen, we just wrote something, we can't afford to lose so much money!
After all, this thing has not been sent out, so please take pity on us and let us go this time! "

Shen Lian waved his hand: "I never do anything to bully others, and at least half of these things are true. They are all my responsibility, so 50 taels of gold are the price I need to pay."

"Where's the remaining 50 taels?"

“According to your rules, after making up random things, you should sing praises to appease your anger.

I think this rule is very good.

I like people who follow the rules best.

Logically speaking, I should give you some polish, but you made me lose money, so why don't we even it out.

If you write five articles in Jianghu Monthly according to my needs, our affairs will be settled. "

Shen Lian is very easy to talk to.

Not only did he not make any embarrassment, he also returned the manuscript to the third aunt of the Beipai and placed it gently on the table.

Their writing is really good. This article was written with such weight that when I pressed it on the table, it made deep marks and sunk in completely.

"Your Excellency is a person who has read books and understands things. He must be very reasonable and not a stubborn person."

"What do you want from Capt. Shen?"

"You can publish this manuscript, but you must modify part of it. This should be modified here, and this place should also be modified, and then here..."

Half an hour later, Shen Lian left the inn.

Although the third aunt of the Bei Sect owes five articles, she will definitely achieve great things in the future with Shen Lian's guidance.

As for whether she will be beaten to death, it depends on whether she knows how to restrain herself and how to retreat bravely. If she does not know how to restrain herself, no one can save her.

……

When Shen Lian returned to the government office, he met an important guest who should never appear in the government office.

Chu Liuxiang!
No matter how famous Chu Liuxiang is, no matter how many friends he has, he is the bandit commander after all. The bandit commander is waiting in the government office, no matter how you look at it, it feels weird.

Shen Lian subconsciously asked: "Xiao Chu, are you surrendering? Come on, Jing Ming, bring me the book recording the case, and I will record the confession myself."

Chu Liuxiang said slightly anxiously: "I'm not here to tease you, I have something to do with you."

Seeing Chu Liuxiang's anxious look, Shen Lian couldn't help but continue to talk nonsense and asked, "What's the matter?"

"I'm embarrassed!"

"Ah? Why are you so embarrassed? Is it because you were blocked in the closet by your husband when you were stealing jade and beauty?"

"Bah! You crooked thing."

"Then tell me something serious."

"This is what happened...the dividing line of Chu Liuxiang's story...Black Pearl took Hongxiu and the others away, and now they have arrived in the desert."

"Zhamuhe's son?" "I'm very sure that Black Pearl is Zhamuhe's son. We have fought against each other before."

If Black Pearl's identity had not been confirmed, how could Chu Liuxiang have brought people on board with her caution?

Shen Lian asked curiously: "I remember the three confidantes on your ship. At least two of them were quite good at martial arts. Didn't they resist?
If they resisted, how could you not notice?If Black Pearl uses poison, I remember Miss Su Rongrong, who seems to be very good at detoxifying.

There's definitely something weird about this.

I heard that there is an ancient city in the desert, and the corpse-scented konjac is hidden in it, which can confuse people's hearts.

Black Pearl is a strong man in the desert. He may have entered the ruins of the ancient city of Jingjue and collected corpse-scented konjac.

This matter is on my shoulders.

Your Majesty has given permission for my cousin to go home to worship his ancestors. He should arrive in Suzhou the day after tomorrow. After worshiping his ancestors, we will set off to the Western Regions together to rescue everyone.

You can wait for two days, and I will ask my brothers to check the information to see how many forces are under Zhamuhe's command. There should be definite clues.

Within two days, we will definitely see the outcome. "

Shen Lian spoke to comfort Chu Liuxiang, but he had actually thought that this was actually intentional.

But the three daughters, Li Hongxiu, Su Rongrong and Song Tianer, felt that Chu Liuxiang always left them at home and went out alone to mind their own business, which made people restless and worried.

After saying it so many times, it didn't work, so they devised this plan, which made Chu Liuxiang anxious.

As for Black Pearl, she is actually Zhamuhe's daughter, but she was raised as a son since she was a child, so she has the temperament of a boy. Coupled with the wind and sand in the desert, Black Pearl's skin is rough and she looks more like a man.

Even Chu Liuxiang was hidden from her.

The four girls hit it off immediately, and Song Tianer drugged Chu Liuxiang's meal. Then the four left under the cover of night, leaving behind clues to find them.

Chu Liuxiang has inflammation in her nose and has been unable to breathe through her nose since she was a child, so she is not afraid of airborne drugs.

As long as the drug was absorbed through the nose, Chu Liuxiang was not afraid of any drug. However, the drug that was taken into the stomach was prepared by Su Rongrong and cooked by Song Tianer. Even with all the caution, she could only lie down.

Chu Liuxiang's cute nose-touching gesture that attracts girls is actually due to a rhinitis attack, which is a disease and was not intentional.

No one understands Chu Liuxiang's style of doing things better than Li Hongxiu, no one understands Chu Liuxiang's taste better than Song Tianer, and no one understands Chu Liuxiang's character better than Su Rongrong. The three of them work together to achieve success.

Chu Liuxiang really couldn't find the flaw?
Of course it can be discovered.

It's just that caring makes you confused, your mind is confused by various clues, and you can't touch the light of wisdom.

Even in Shen Lian's persuasion, he deliberately mentioned the ancient city of Jingjue and the corpse-scented konjac, but Chu Liuxiang didn't realize that this was a fabricated story and that it was Shen Lian who was telling Hu Chai.

Maybe he found out, but he found a reason to believe these words and forced himself to believe it.

For example, this is a real thing. It is recorded in the files collected by the Six Doors. Shen Lian read the complete files when he was young and compiled the story based on the files.

This also explains why Shen Lian's beloved senior sister Feng Siniang once went exploring in the desert.

If this was just a story, Shen Lian could just tell Feng Siniang directly. Why would Feng Siniang go to the desert?
Aren't you afraid that the wind and sand will damage your beauty?

What a perfect reason.

Even if Shen Lian hears this reason, he will definitely feel that it is indeed the case and that corpse-scented konjac does exist.

Logically speaking, Shen Lian and Chu Liuxiang are good friends and should truthfully tell the truth in their memories, but this is a family matter and it is really inconvenient to tell them.

How can you participate in this kind of thing carelessly?
Participating in this matter is just asking for trouble!
Since ancient times, it is difficult for an upright official to deal with household affairs, not to mention that I am not an upright official, I am not an official at all!

How can a police officer be considered an "official"?

The gourd monk breaks the gourd case!
Let them have fun!

Although he could not expose the matter, he still comforted Chu Liuxiang with warm words and asked Chu Liuxiang to listen to the piano.

Listen to Feng Suzhen playing Pu'an Mantra.

Free!
Do not listen for nothing!
Tang Zhuquan, a fat man, also came over.

He heard the sound of Feng Suzhen's piano during the day and knew that the sound of the piano could dispel inner demons and calm the mind, so he took the initiative to come over and listen together, and even brought a jar of wine.

Under the bright moon, the three of them drank wine and listened to the piano. Chu Liuxiang felt much less depressed and took the initiative to talk to Tang Zhuquan about some interesting things, especially when comparing their drinking capacity.

"Old Tang, although you have a good drinking capacity, if I say the best drunkard in the world, I think it is Hu Tiehua. If you meet her in the future, you can compare yourself."

Tang Zhuquan immediately became interested after hearing this.

He has a secret that he has never told anyone.

Every year he would find a karaoke to have a drinking contest, which was his happiest, most relaxed and heartfelt moment.

After all, the singer was a little worse than him. After all, there was a big gap between their stomachs, which made Tang Zhuquan unable to fully enjoy himself. How much fun would it be if there was an opponent who could equal him in terms of drinking capacity?
Shen Lian revealed Chu Liuxiang's background: "According to Jin Yiwei's records, Hu Tiehua was drunk by Chu Liuxiang a total of 89 times, and Chu Liuxiang had a better drinking capacity."

Chu Liuxiang was shocked: "These things are our secrets, how could Jin Yiwei know?"

"The Jinyi Guards are all-pervasive. Maybe the spies were hiding in the wine vats while you were drinking."

Shen Lian was lying casually.

Of course, Jin Yiwei does not have these records. These are the numbers in Shen Lian's memory. Since the numbers are easy to remember, the things are quite interesting, and Shen Lian remembers them quite clearly.

Tang Zhuquan shuddered: "With such beautiful moonlight and such sweet music, let's not talk about those cold-blooded killers!"

"Whoa!"

Feng Suzhen's maid Mei Zhu opened the window.

"Three of you, you all have good backgrounds. You just listen to the piano secretly, and you also make loud noises. This is really rude. Don't you feel ashamed?"

Tang Zhuquan was the first to say: "I am very ashamed. I will punish myself to make amends for Miss Feng!"

As he spoke, he drank a jar of wine.

Mei Zhu frowned.

She has seen countless children from aristocratic families, including graceful and talented people, as well as sinister and vicious beasts, but she has never seen such a rough and strong man in her life.

Chu Liuxiang bowed her hands and said, "I feel a little depressed. Fortunately, the sound of the piano enlightened me. It is rude to eavesdrop on the music, and it is even more rude to make loud noises. I beg the young lady to propose a punishment, and I will definitely comply with it."

Mei Zhu's frown relaxed.

Being good-looking is a privilege.

Tang Zhuquan seemed very rude when he was punished with a drink. Chu Liuxiang also punished himself with a drink, but he seemed gentle and elegant.

Especially after he finished drinking, he subconsciously touched his nose. His chic posture and the smile at the corner of his mouth made Mei Zhu's face turn red.

Shen Lian smiled and said: "Miss Mei Zhu, you and I are acquaintances. I have listened to the young lady playing the piano several times. Today's discourtesy is purely helpless. Please ask the young lady to propose a punishment."

Feng Suzhen said calmly: "Playing the piano and playing with the moon is an elegant thing, but punishment is unnecessary. I have a word riddle here, why don't the three of you guess the answer."

With that said, Feng Suzhen revealed her mystery.

"Mr. Three listens to the piano"

Shen Lian's eyes widened and he thought to himself, "Is this my chance? I know the answer!"

(End of this chapter)