agent queen is too wild

In the night, a pure white carrier pigeon landed in Wushuang's palm and slowly opened the letter. Cheng Anran, the emperor of Chu State, suddenly suffered from a serious illness, which was not good for Li...

Although Wushuang sealed his brain with golden needles, it is necessary to monitor the national conditions of Chu State.

She thought for a while, called Zhuifeng, bent the corners of her lips, and wanted to ask something, but found that she couldn't control her voice at all, and cleared her throat dryly, before she spoke again, "Chu Guo The emperor...isn't it good, how come..."

Chasing the wind looked at his master's face, and said cautiously: "It is said that Cheng Anran had a physical defect since he was a child. He lived in Baiyun Mountain for a long time, and he needed to soak in the damp air in the mountain for 21 years to recover. He left Baiyun Mountain when he was short of time. ,so he……"

"How about him?" Wu Shuang seemed to be touched, slightly raised his face, there seemed to be a faint layer of brilliance floating on his cold and beautiful face, and his expression was a little dignified.

"He won't be able to walk anymore..."

Wu Shuang froze, as if her body was firmly fixed by a pair of closed giant palms, unable to move.

Cheng Anran... Cheng Anran... Her head was aching, she seemed to think of something, just a little bit... But it was useless, she could no longer remember what relationship he had with her.

In the tall lecture hall, the new fifth teacher was shaking his head and listening intently, and the princes and children of the royal relatives and nobles below all listened carefully to the class with their small faces up. The ants were placed in Hao'er's clothes, making him itchy all over. He pretended to be a teacher giving a lecture underneath for a while, but at a young age, he shook his head and shook his ears, playing it lifelike.

The students' attention was successfully diverted to Zhe'er, and they couldn't help laughing after watching for a while. The teacher who was giving a lecture suddenly felt that the atmosphere was weird, couldn't help but put down the book, and looked seriously at the prince below. Princesses.Strange, everyone was sitting upright, looking like they were listening. Could it be that their own tinnitus was ringing, and no one laughed.

"Confucius said: When three people walk together, there must be my teacher. Choose the good one and follow him..."

"Hahaha..." The students below finally couldn't bear it any longer, and laughed out loud at the two people's perfect coordination of the double spring.

Madam put down the book and looked at the students below who were laughing staggeringly and their beards trembled with anger: "What are you laughing at? Ah, Confucianism is really unteachable..."

Rong Hai, the eldest son of King Pian'an, pointed at Zhe'er and rubbed his belly, laughing out of breath: "Master, he imitated you...to give lectures, hahaha..."

Snapped!The gavel gave a heavy slap, and the master roared angrily, "Zhe'er!!!"

Zhe'er quickly stood up, his eyes filled with uncontrollable smiles: "Yes!"

"I'm so mad! Stand outside and listen to the class!"

"Oh!"

Just stand there, what's the big deal, the air outside is still fresh!It's really boring to listen to this sour old man's lectures inside. It's better to stand outside and soak up the sunshine and look at the blue sky and white clouds.

The master finally finished the class and ordered the students to recite the new text, but he fell asleep involuntarily while reading the book.

The urchins saw that the master was asleep, they played and laughed with each other, and called Zhe'er to come in and play together.

Zhe'er became very playful, made a booing expression to everyone, and tiptoed to the lecture hall, picked up a brush and dipped it in ink, and drew two eyebrows under the eyes of the teacher, and the two eyebrows on top. Symmetrical, just forming a rhombus pattern.

"Zhe'er, don't be naughty!" Hao'er said with a frown.

Zhe'er made a grimace and said, "Brother Huang, if you sue your father, queen and mother again, I will never play with you again!"

Hao'er sat down helplessly, instead of messing around with the crowd, she read a book by herself.

All the urchins clapped their hands and applauded the teacher's ridiculous appearance, and laughed wildly as they clutched their stomachs.

The master was startled and shivered, quickly opened his eyes, his round eyes blinked and blinked in the frame, everyone laughed even more lively!

"Hahaha, master, you have...four...eyebrows, hahaha..."

The master involuntarily reached out and touched his face, it was sticky and black ink, and now his beard trembled even more!

"Zheer!!!!!!"

The sky-shattering roar shook the roof a few times, the master was so angry by the little prince that one Buddha ascended to heaven, and two Buddhas were born!

Hearing the roar, Wushuang quickened her pace. As soon as she came in, she saw the master was gnashing his teeth and glaring at Zhe'er with a nonchalant face. It seemed that he was very angry!

Zhe'er is the child who likes to be coquettish and sweet-talking, and wins the favor of his parents, so Wushuang can't help pampering him a little more.

Unexpectedly, things became more and more nonsense!

"Zhe'er, you're naughty again!" Seeing Master's appearance, Wushuang taught with a stern face holding back a smile.

Zhe'er ran to Wushuang's side like a dog, raised his face and argued: "Mother, don't you think such a wife is so cute?"

black line!

A wife who is nearly [-] years old is called cute by a three-year-old doll?It is simply tolerable, what is unbearable!

"Your Majesty, at this old age, I am also a person who has read a lot of poetry and books. I was fortunate enough to be invited by the emperor to teach. I am finally a man of dignity, but the old minister has been teased by the little prince repeatedly, and I have lost all face. I really can't teach the little prince!" The master said with tears in his eyes, full of grief and indignation.

After Wushuang heard him finish, he hurriedly comforted him, and stared at Zhe'er: "Hold out your hand!"

Zhe'er pursed his lips and took a step back.

"Stand out!"

clap clap clap...

"Ouch, ouch, it hurts to death..."

Zhe'er was punished "seriously", and the master finally saved some face and continued to teach with restraint.

"If you dare to be angry with Master in the future, it will not be as simple as hitting the palm of your hand!" Wu Shuang dropped a threatening word before leaving.

Back in the hall and talking about Zhe'er's naughtiness with Dongfang Chen, both of them shook their heads and laughed speechlessly!

However, the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. After enduring it for five days, Zheer finally stopped the itch, and teased the master again!

Dongfang Chen was discussing the government affairs with the ministers, when he suddenly heard a report from the eunuch, saying that the masters of the princes and princesses were kneeling in front of the door in grief and anger, saying that they would not get up if they could not see the emperor!

Dongfang Chen frowned, this little guy caused trouble again, he hurriedly finished discussing the government affairs, and immediately announced his master to come in.

"Your majesty... Your majesty, the old minister is about to resign! Officer!" The master almost beat his chest this time.

Dongfang Chen found it interesting, and asked unhurriedly, "Oh, what's the reason?"

"Old minister, old minister..." The master became incoherent with anger, "The beard of the old minister has been with the old minister all his life. The old minister loves it like a treasure. He must apply essential oil every night and take good care of it so that he can sleep peacefully! Even if a beard falls off, the old minister feels distressed. Cutting the meat, but the little prince actually shaved off the beard of the old minister while he was asleep... Woooooo... The old minister has no beard, and life is meaningless... and he is not in the mood to teach, and he begged the emperor to take pity on the old minister, The old minister really can't teach the little prince..."

Dongfang Chen was amused by what the Master said was desolate, but seeing the heaving chest of the one kneeling below, his expression of grief and indignation was hard to overcome, probably he was about to get angry from his internal wounds!

It seems that no one really can teach this little devil? !

Dongfang Chen, in order to make up for his master’s pain of losing his beard, specially rewarded him with 100 taels of gold, and gave him a mansion, and allowed him to retire from his old age and return to his hometown. Only then did his master leave this place with snot and tears, which made him heartbroken. and swore that he would never set foot in the imperial city again in this life!

Zhe'er rolled his eyes, thinking about the wall, Dongfang Chen was correcting the memorial, Wushuang was posting, the two clearly ignored him, please, he has been standing for an hour, his legs are numb!

I can bear it, I can't bear it anymore!

"Father, Empress, why do you want to be punished? Just tell me directly. Zhe'er has also met, and thought about it. Didn't realize that he made a big mistake!" Zhe'er ran in front of the two of them to speak plausibly.

"Zhe'er, since the master can't teach you, I will teach you myself in the future!" Wushuang said flatly.

Zhe'er suddenly petrified: "Mother... Empress, you have worked so hard, why don't you—"

Wushuang gave him a sideways look, and seemed really angry for not smiling at him this time.

Looking at his father asking for help, Dongfang Chen made a serious face, pretending not to know what happened.

Zhe'er lowered his head in frustration, seeing Hao'er smiling at him at the door, he couldn't help but put on a fierce look and rolled his eyes.

At the gate of the Eastern Palace, a small figure struggled to stride, his little face was flushed from the sun, crystal sweat trickled down his sweaty black hair, and landed on the scorching brick floor. With a chirping sound, fine blue smoke burst out, and was evaporated in an instant.

Zhe'er's hands and feet trembled, but he still stood stubbornly under the sun, not moving.

Dongfang Chen frowned and said distressedly: "Zhe'er is so young, can he bear it?"

Wushuang said flatly: "If he doesn't admit his mistake for a moment, he can't stop for a moment!"

Zhe'er had excellent hearing, and when he heard Wushuang's words, he shouted loudly: "I'm right, I'm right!"

Wushuang beckoned him to come over, but Zhe'er's legs were weak, and he stood in pain for a long time before walking in front of Wushuang.

Wushuang took out a piece of paper and said flatly: "On August [-]th, you found a picture of spring palace and put it in the book to pretend to be reading, but the master found out and punished you to copy the Three Character Classic ten times; on August [-]th, you Secretly hang a sign of someone on the latrine, so that the master who teaches you martial arts can't help but pull down his pants; on September [-]th, you actually used the master as a target, causing him to be frightened into a coma; One day, you openly bullied the princes and princesses, beat them black and blue, and cried for your father... Do you want me to read on?"

Although the queen read it calmly, the surrounding ladies and eunuchs couldn't help but cover their mouths and snigger.

Well, it seems that he has done a lot of bad things, but can he be blamed?The content in the book is boring, but it is interesting to look at the spring/palace pictures, and think about the surprised and angry expression of the master at that time, it is really hilarious!

The master who taught him martial arts is simply an idiot, he actually believed that someone was squatting in the toilet for an hour!I teased him by myself, and aimed at him with an arrow, but he was so frightened that he fainted!

"Whenever you feel that you are wrong, you don't need to face the wall. The palace has newly made a thousand-layer hibiscus cake, Hao'er, let's try it!" Wushuang deliberately ignored Zhe'er, beckoned to Hao'er, and turned around to enter together.

Dongfang Chen silently gestured that he could not save him, and went in together with his wife's hand.

Zhe'er pursed his mouth, tears rolled in his eyes, and finally sucked his nose to hold back.

"Xiao Dezi, bring a pen and paper!" The little prince finally admitted his mistake.

Xiao Dezi, the little eunuch who accompanied the prince, was only nine years old. When he heard that Zhe'er wanted pens and ink, he rushed over to get them.

The empress and the eldest prince ate half of the hibiscus cake, and Xiao Dezi poked his head into the hall.

Xiao Xizi hurriedly stepped forward and scolded: "What's the matter, what does Guigui Chongchong look like?"

Xiao Dezi hurriedly smiled and said, "Master, the little prince's review has been written, but I dare not submit it."

Xiao Xizi took Zhe'er's self-criticism, stepped forward and said softly: "Your Majesty, the little prince's self-criticism!"

This review book was also invented by Wushuang. She never beat or scolded the children, at most she ordered them to face the wall or write a review. Hao'er acted cautiously and rarely made mistakes, but Zhe'er took care of both.

Wushuang took the review book, looked at it, smiled and handed it to Dongfang Chen, "I don't know who this child looks like?"

Dongfang Chen took it and looked at it: Father emperor, mother queen, son and minister are wrong!From now on, the son-in-law will never dare to disrespect his elders again. If the son-in-law can't do it, he will ask the father, the queen, and the queen to slap the palm of his hand and punish him to stand!

Postscript after review: Erchen stood there for half a day, hungry and thirsty, woo woo woo... A simple human face was drawn in the back.

Dongfang Chen couldn't help laughing and said, "Let him come over!"

As soon as Zhe'er came in, his head was covered with sweat, and Wushuang couldn't help feeling a little distressed, so he hurriedly asked someone to take a towel to scrub him, and Fang picked up a piece of pastry and handed it to him.

Zhe'er ate in two mouthfuls, puffed his cheeks and kept swallowing while patting his small chest and panting: "I'm starving to death!"

Wushuang thought of how much hardship he had suffered since his parents died early, and now Zhe'er lives in the deep palace, and can't bear even the slightest bit of hardship, so he couldn't help sighing slightly.

Hao'er hurriedly handed over a glass of water and said, "Eat slowly!"

Zhe'er took it and took a sip: "Thank you, Brother Huang."

Dongfang Chen was very satisfied seeing their brotherly love.

The two of them naturally had to take a nap after lunch, and Wushuang told them stories to coax them as usual.

Hao'er opened her eyes wide and said, "Mother, the story about the farmer and the snake is not over yet!"

Wushuang smiled and said, "Okay, that story is about a farmer who kindly rescued a snake that was about to freeze, and finally the snake woke up and bit the farmer to death!"

Zhe'er frowned and said, "Why did the snake kill the person who saved him?"

Wushuang straightened his face and said: "Because there are many fake good people in this world who want to frame you just because of your compassion. Therefore, Haoer Zheer, you must remember in the future, don't trust people casually; even if you want to save people , You must also distinguish between good and evil, otherwise you will inevitably bring about evil results, you know?"

Seeing the mother's serious teaching, the two children nodded seriously.

Zhe'er was tired for half a day, was already tired, and fell asleep after a while, and Hao'er gradually fell asleep after meditating for a while.Seeing that the two of them had slept well, Wushuang quietly left the side hall.

After the two of them took a nap, Zhe'er wanted to play pinball with his elder brother, but Hao'er refused, and wanted to practice archery. Zhe'er was annoyed and ran to the garden to play alone, causing him to follow his little eunuch all over the garden. chase him.

Zhe'er suddenly stopped, and turned his eyebrows coldly to the little eunuch: "Go away, I don't want you to follow!"

"But the emperor ordered..." The little eunuch's words were cut off by Zhe'er's cold eyes, well, if you don't let me follow you, just stand at a distance!

Zhe'er sat with her chin on her back, watching from a distance that the new lotus leaves in the river were as green as a baby's palm, throwing small stones into the water to play with.

While swimming in the water, he suddenly heard a sound of beating and scolding coming from behind the rockery: "I will kill you disobedient child, I will kill you disobedient child—"

A girl's childish voice was crying: "Mother, it's the wrong tone, stop beating—"

Zhe'er had nothing to do, so he stepped across the rockery and dropped the dozing eunuch down to see what happened.

I saw a court lady beating a little girl of four or five years old. The little girl was beautiful and very cute, but at this moment she was crying so hard that it made people feel distressed.

Zhe'er shouted loudly: "Stop!"

When the maid raised her head, half of her face was covered by blue hair, only a pair of black eyes could be seen, although she was a court lady, she had a different bearing.

"Who are you, did I discipline my daughter to ask you, a hairy child, to intervene?"

Zhe'er walked up to her with his hands behind his back and raised his voice: "I am the prince, how can I not control you?"

The palace maid seemed to be taken aback, she quickly pulled her daughter to kneel down: "I don't know the prince is here, please forgive me!"

Zhe'er was originally a child at heart, and when she saw her fear, she said, "Why are you so cruel, you beat your own daughter like this, look, she's bleeding!"

He knelt down and took out the silk to wipe the scar on the little girl's arm and said dissatisfiedly.

The maid hurriedly laughed and said: "Little prince, I have medicine for this servant, just a touch of the wound will heal, it is very effective!"

Zhe'er suddenly became curious: "Really?"

The maid hurriedly took out a box of medicine to apply on Yin'er, and sure enough, the redness and swelling disappeared after a while, and the pain disappeared.

Yin'er turned her head up and said: "Prince, it's Yin'er who made your mother angry, don't blame her, okay?"

Zhe'er waved his hand and said, "Well, then let me spare you the death penalty!"

The maid's eyes flickered, and she quickly thanked her.

This little girl is smart and not squeamish, and she played with Zhe'er after a while, and the two of them saw that it was late, so they made an appointment to play again the next day.

Those little eunuchs lost the little prince, they were all anxious like ants on a hot pot, suddenly saw the little prince came back by himself, and recited thousands of times.

Zhe'er is a little ghost, and warned them not to tell the emperor and queen about this, otherwise they will be punished. The young eunuchs are all seven or eight-year-old children, and they had been frightened for a long time, so they had to nod repeatedly.

Zhe'er and Yin'er got to know each other well, so he knew that the palace lady was the female worker in charge of the Shangyi Bureau, and Yin'er was beaten because she tore a piece of clothing.The court lady's name was Qiu Ju, she was not only good at embroidery, but also had good medicine to heal diseases.

The court ladies got sick and looked down on doctors, so she cured them in a few clicks, so they were very popular.

Seeing that the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, the harem will naturally have a big banquet. Seeing that Zhe'er is unhappy, Qiu Ju asks him why he is unhappy.

Zhe'er said distressedly: "The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, I want to give my father a gift, but I'm worried about what to give!"

Qiu Ju smiled slightly and said: "What's so difficult about this? This servant has a 'Xiao Yao Pill' here, which guarantees that the emperor's worries will disappear when he eats it, and he will praise the little prince for his filial piety when he is ten years younger!"

Zhe'er couldn't help but hurriedly said: "Really, give me the medicine quickly, if this is the case, the prince will definitely reward you well!"

A cold smile flashed across Qiu Ju's lips, she took out the pill and said, "Remember, put it in quietly, otherwise it won't work!"

Zhe'er was overjoyed when he got the medicine, so he put it away carefully.

Seeing Zhe'er's leaving figure, Qiu Ju slowly stood up straight, with murderous intent in her eyes.

On the night of Mid-Autumn Festival, the starry sky was clear, and the emperor and empress were seated according to their seats. There was a performance in the open space in front of it, and there was still a crowd of colorful people dancing. The voice is even more illusory.

The singing and dancing in front of me is beautiful, but there are still old tunes without any new ideas. The emperor and empress also attended as usual, but the two children added a bit of excitement.

"Bring this sweet-scented osmanthus tea to the imperial grandmother, as well as this iced honeydew melon slice and assorted willow catkin cake. Pick a few pieces and pass them along. They are all light-tasting things." Wushuang saw that the queen mother was bored while sitting, so she ordered Hao Er and Zheer carried it over.

The queen mother was really happy, hugging her two grandchildren and kissing them non-stop.

In the middle of the singing and dancing, Zhe'er suddenly remembered something, took out a snow-white pill from the kit, quietly dissolved it in the wine while no one was paying attention, and then happily picked up the wine glass and walked towards Dongfang Chen.

"Father, my son wishes you good health and success in everything!"

Dongfang Chen was very happy, and drank the wine in one gulp: "Zhe'er is really filial——"

At the end of Dongfang Chen's words, he felt a pain in his chest, his eyes widened suddenly, and he spat out a big mouthful of blood, spraying it on Zhe'er's white and tender face, it was very scary!

Zhe'er was so frightened that he burst into tears: "Father, Father, what's wrong with you——"

Wu Shuang got close, frowned and knocked down the wine glass in Dongfang Chen's hand, tapped several acupoints to control the blood, and ordered the imperial doctor to come over.

Everyone rushed to come over to carry the emperor into the house, but Wushuang scolded: "You stupid thing, haven't you seen the emperor vomit blood? How can you stand it? Why don't you bring that ivy trellis here!"

Xiao Xizi's legs were shaking non-stop, he was the closest person to the emperor, fearing that if something happened to the emperor, his own life would be in danger, so he ran even more diligently.

After a while, the imperial physicians urgently called in and consulted in turn. Among them, the imperial physician Su was the most skilled. Seeing him, he also looked dignified. Even though Wu Shuang had gone through a lot of wind and waves in his life, he couldn't help but raise his heart.

"Princess Su, what's the matter, Your Majesty?" Wu Shuang asked worriedly.

Doctor Su cupped his hands and said: "Going back to your mother, I have already taken the emperor's pulse, and the emperor's pulse is chaotic. It seems that there is a cold poison lurking in the body, but it is suppressed with warm pills, and now this poisonous poison is added. poison, I'm afraid, I'm afraid--"

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