Cultivating Immortals for All: I am always one step ahead of others

Chapter 6 006, Goblins Don't Try to Disturb My Dao Heart!
"what happened?"

Ye Yuqing was startled, unprepared, and almost jumped up like a frightened rabbit. She glared at Fang Yu reproachfully, angry that he suddenly scared her, but then doubts came to her mind, what was Fang Yu doing? Don't let yourself open the door.

Seeing the beautiful old Ban stop, Fang Yu also breathed a sigh of relief and said helplessly: "Old Ban, didn't you have a good memory in the past? Why did you forget the village chief's words in just a short time now? forget."

"Where is my memory?"

She had never admitted it... Ye Yuqing frowned.

Fang Yu suddenly asked, "Old class, how many love letters have you received from me in class before?"

It's a good thing that I didn't mention this, but when I mentioned Ye Yuqing, who was still elegant at first, he felt as if he was possessed by Master Jue. His eyes suddenly became sharp, and he blurted out without hesitation: "31 letters! Counting the time I didn't get it, The total number of love letters caught red-handed is 32!"

Fang Yu: "..."

Good guy, how long ago did this happen? I still remember it so clearly after so long, and now you still tell me that you have a bad memory? ! ! !

When Ye Yuqing said this, she couldn't stop at all and started the devil teacher scolding mode directly: "I tell you, at your age, your mind should be on..."

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly realized that she seemed to have missed the point. She immediately asked again: "What did the village chief say before?"

Fang Yu lowered his voice and said quietly: "Old Ban, please don't open the door at night, otherwise it will be dangerous. The person knocking on the door may not be someone~"

Ye Yuqing was silent for a while, then looked calm and said calmly: "Fang Yu, do you think the teacher is as timid as those little girls?"

A few years ago, she might have been frightened by this little trick, but now, the name of Master Jue is not for nothing!

Fang Yu covered his fists and coughed twice, "That's right, after all, Lao Ban, you are a big girl."

It was indeed very big. Fang Yu looked at the beautiful old classmate Ye Yuqing, his eyes inadvertently swept over the rough snow peaks, and walked towards the entrance without blushing or heartbeat.

"What are you doing?" Ye Yuqing looked confused and wanted to reach out to stop him.

"It's okay, I'm sensible and won't open the door." Fang Yu made an OK gesture to reassure Lao Ban.

Then, with Ye Yuqing's confused look on his face, he came to the door, raised his voice and said seriously: "Don't knock on the door, no appointment, I have someone here."

Beautiful old classmate: "..."

This guy is getting more and more courageous!How dare you tease me in front of your face!Ye Yuqing looked at Fang Yu, who had his back turned to her. He was so angry that he gritted his teeth.

Just when she was about to rush forward and teach Fang Yu what it meant to respect a teacher, a response actually came from the door.

"It turns out there is someone~"

A nice female voice giggled from outside the door: "The little guy, do you want to try some flowers? If you try, you won't be a child!"

A coquettish murmur sounded, and it was numb to the bone. Fortunately, Fang Yu was not a voice controler, otherwise he might not be able to control it!

"I don't know if he's a voice killer!"

Fang Yu murmured in his heart, sticking to his heart and remaining unmoved. It was impossible to coax him into opening the door!

How firm is his heart?
How could he be misled by this pink skull! !

The fairies are all fairies, don’t try to trick me into opening the door!
Fang Yu kept in mind the village chief's words and the reminder in his diary: [Don't open the door at night! 】

The village is not safe at night. It is very dangerous outside. Only your own building is a safe house!

So this means that as long as you don't open the door, it will be fine. This is why Fang Yu walked to the door to talk.

Seeing that the door had not been opened, the woman outside the door was silent for a while, then changed her mind and said in a charming and seductive voice: "Little guy, you are still young, and you may not know the benefits of a big sister..."

Fang Yu raised his eyebrows: "Sister? Aren't you just a little older? What's so good about you, is that why you are so old?"

The woman standing outside the door was silent for a moment, and she forced a smile with some embarrassment: "It's not very big anymore, but it is definitely bigger than the girl inside you."

"impossible!"

The moment the woman outside the door said this, she was opposed by Fang Yu.

He shook his head firmly and looked back at the class teacher Ye Yuqing and Miao Renfeng who left no trace. He immediately became more certain about what he just said, "You can't be older than my old classmate!"

After hearing this, Ye Yuqing was stunned at first, then took a deep breath and clenched her fists. There were faint veins jumping on her white and delicate forehead. She resisted the thought of stepping forward and beating Fang Yu to death, "I'm so grateful to you. Considering your age, you have so much confidence in the teacher!”

The woman standing at the door said stubbornly: "So what if she's older? I'm still good at martial arts. As long as you let me in, my sister will definitely make you fly!"

Good guy, what a pun!Fang Yu said noncommittally: "You need to be confident to say this. What do you have to offer?"

The woman outside the door said without thinking: "I am flexible!"

Fang Yu curled his lips: "My old classmate practices yoga every day. He can do things like a horse with his legs spread, and his flexibility is beyond words! He is definitely better than you!"

The woman outside the door was not convinced, and her stubborn desire for comparison was suddenly aroused: "Impossible! My flexibility must be better than your old classmate! If you have the ability, ask her to compare!"

Although she doesn’t know what yoga is, women’s desire to compare is so magical sometimes, and they never want to be inferior to others at any time or in any aspect!Especially other girls!

This unwillingness to admit defeat came up all of a sudden!

Fang Yu immediately turned his head to look at Ye Yuqing, and said seriously: "Old Ban, she wants to compare flexibility with you!"

"Get out!" Ye Yuqing glared at him angrily.

"okay!"

Fang Yu turned his head immediately, and regretfully said to the door: "You heard it too, my boss is telling you to get out, so don't hang around here."

Ye Yuqing: "..."

The woman outside the door: "..."

A big question mark appeared on the heads of the two women at the same time.

"Brother, please let me in, it's very cold outside~"

The woman outside the door changed her mind. Seeing that the temptation was not working, she decided to be soft: "My body is almost frozen."

"How stiff?"

"what?"

The woman outside the door was stunned, and was stunned by Fang Yu's sudden question.

Fang Yu continued: "Is it red and stiff from the cold? Or purple and purple? Or black and black?"

The woman outside the door fell into silence again. This time the silence was extremely long, and there was no response for a long time.

"Oh, I wanted to chat with her for a while, but it seems she was frozen away!"

Just as Fang Yu shook his head regretfully and was about to leave, there was suddenly a storm of banging on the door.

(End of this chapter)