Lord of the night.

Chapter 760 Fang Che was beaten [Two in One]

"He may not be able to tell everything for sure. We still have to go back and check the situation..." said Baizhan Dao.

“No need to check!”

Chen Gu said decisively: "Military Advisor Dongfang will never make a mistake in this matter, especially his investigation of us. Since he said so, then it must be the case! Even if we go back to investigate, we are just looking for clues based on his words, and what Military Advisor Dongfang said is set in stone."

He said solemnly to Xue Fuxiao: "This time, we owe Military Advisor Dongfang a favor. Please convey our gratitude to Brother Xue."

Xue Fuxiao was pleased, her nose turned upwards, and she said calmly, "I'll bring it there."

After saying this, Chen Gu and Wu Xiao both looked solemn. They nodded and greeted each other, and Chen Gu went to the side to talk to Yan Nan.

This matter is indeed serious.

Although it is clear that Dongfang Sansan wants the Only One Sect and the Divine Itachi Sect to fight a bloody battle, Dongfang Sansan's real purpose is to make both sides suffer losses or even die.

Dongfang Sansan made no attempt to hide this fact.

However, we must fight! We must follow Dongfang Sansan's wishes.

This is a conspiracy.

Even though we know it is a trap, we still have to jump into it, and we have to jump with all our might!

Moreover, Dongfang Sansan meant that he didn't want him and others to stay in the Guardian Continent to cause trouble, and wanted to drive them back.

The purpose is also very obvious.

But it was also an open conspiracy: we really had to go back quickly according to Dongfang Sansan's instructions.

It’s too late.

Because after this analysis, they themselves also felt that they had to go back. The original plan of "revenge for Duan Xiyang and vent their anger immediately" was obviously no longer feasible.

The matter is too complex. If we really fall into the scheme of the Divine Weasel Sect and the Heaven and Underworld again, it will be even worse.

After coming out for such a trip, I didn't do anything and had to go back quickly. And there were also enemies like the Heavenly Palace, the Underworld, the Faceless Tower, and the Divine Weasel Cult that had joined forces...

But this is the fact.

Everything was planned by Dongfang Sansan. He used an open conspiracy to force himself and others to fight, to fight, to go back, and to be on guard...

But they were following Dongfang Sansan's plan completely! So the one who benefited in the end must still be the guardian - this was really frustrating no matter how I thought about it, but there was nothing I could do.

Chen Gu's face was so dark that it was unbearable to look at. He truly experienced what Yan Nan said about facing Dongfang San San: the whole body was covered with nets!

If the other party wants you to take action, you must take action. If they want you to lift your feet, you must lift your feet. If they want you to stick out your penis, you must stick it out...

Grass!
It’s so fucking uncomfortable!
At this point, Xue Fuxiao's mission had been fully accomplished. But of course he would not leave.

He also wants to eat the dishes made by Madman Ji.

Although Chen Gu pressured him to get some wine, he just took it. It was just a few jars of wine.

Duan Xiyang frowned, as if he was enduring something. He finally let out a long breath and turned to ask Wu Xiao: "Since Bi Changhong is here, why doesn't he show up?"

"How did you know he was coming?"

Wu Xiao was surprised.

"I just know it."

Duan Xiyang smiled faintly: "Let him come out and have a meal together. It's okay. He is not the kind of person who would gloat over my misfortune. Although I will beat him up later, since he is here... he should stop hiding."

Wu Xiao smiled bitterly: "I really don't understand you two...ah."

Sent a message to Bi Changhong.

Not long after.

Bi Changhong turned into a long rainbow and flew over. When he landed, he said proudly, "Old Duan, can you still turn into a rainbow like me now?"

Duan Xiyang's face was as black as charcoal.

Just one sentence made Duan Xiyang suddenly regret letting him come over.

He said with a dark face: "I can't do it. But I can still shoot a hole through you, do you believe it?"

Bi Changhong was startled: "I was just joking... Look at how anxious you are... Oh, Lao Xue is here too."

So he greeted Xue Fuxiao enthusiastically to ease the awkwardness.

Xue Fuxiao didn't give him face: "Do I know you well?"

Bi Changhong then kicked Kuang Renji on the butt: "Cook faster! Why are you so slow when cooking for your wife? You look down on Duan Xiyang and Xue Fuxiao!"

Madman's Halberd: "..."

What the hell happened to me today.

I am ranked fourth in the Cloud Weapon List, but today not only do I have to do labor, I also get kicked and beaten!
He said angrily but dared not speak: "It's almost done... It will be fine after it's done, right? I have to go back and cook for my wife..."

"Serve us first!"

Everyone shouted angrily.

"..."

Madman Ji swallowed his anger and moved quickly, with evil thoughts in his mind. He really wanted to blow some snot and spit some saliva into it...

But after mustering up the courage seventy or eighty times, he still didn't dare.

If he really wanted to do that, Kuang Ren Ji could guarantee that no one, including his fellow members of the Weiwozheng Sect, would let him leave the top of the mountain alive.

Finally, a large table of dishes was served, with all the flavors and tastes.

Xue Fuxiao took out the wine generously.

"Come, drink."

As soon as the mud seal was broken, Chen Gu kicked the wine jar down the mountain: "Lao Xue, I really look down on you... Forget it, just drink mine. Your wine doesn't match these dishes!"

Xue Fuxiao was not angry and followed suit: "Okay, drink yours then."

"As expected, the people who follow Dongfang Sansan are all cunning and evil!"

Wu Xiao cursed.

I was actually praised for being so thoughtful...Xue Fuxiao started drinking happily.

All the food and drinks were free, and he was constantly praised: cunning, sinister, scheming, and clearly taking advantage...

Xue Fuxiao had a really enjoyable meal.

I've never felt so good.

I've been with San San every day for a while now, and I almost think I'm a fool...

After finishing.

Chen Gu said solemnly to Xue Fuxiao: "We will go back immediately."

"Bon Voyage."

Xue Fuxiao sincerely wishes you all the best.

Because this is also one of Dongfang Sansan’s purposes: What are the reasons for these six super demons to stay in the Guardian Continent?
After having a good meal and a few drinks, Xue Fuxiao watched the six big demons disappear into the sky on their way back to the Only Orthodox Church.

I feel very happy.

"What does it mean to conquer the enemy without fighting? This is it!"

"My scheming is indeed unfathomable!"

Xue Fuxiao, feeling very happy, headed towards Donghu Island.

He was going to find Fang Che to complete the second mission of this trip.

If Fang Che hasn't come back yet, Xue Fuxiao doesn't mind going thousands of miles to greet him on the way back to the war zone.

……

Fang Che returned all the way with an overwhelming emotion.

It's not that he's not anxious.

But... I can't be impatient.

He is still swollen all over now.

As soon as he left the desert, he was caught by Fang Yunzheng who was waiting here and taken into his territory.

It was a brutal beating in the dark night!
Being scolded and beaten, Fang Che finally felt that he was a child with a father.

Except for not being hit in the face or head, even though he had such a high level of cultivation, his whole body was swollen, especially his buttocks and thighs, which bulged up high. His big and thick legs stretched his loose martial arts pants tightly.

Fortunately, this set of clothes was given by Yan Beihan, and the quality is quite good. Otherwise, it would really swell and burst.

Fang Yunzheng is indeed a peerless master. He controls the strength of the beating he uses on his son to an unbelievable degree: it makes your whole body swollen like a ball, but it does not affect any of your movements.

The whole body is evenly swollen, but there is no bleeding.

Anyway, the beating made me feel transparent.

Moreover, after being beaten, he was released for two hours, and he kept practicing Qigong and taking medicine, but the swelling didn't go down at all. To ordinary people, this is a normal skin color...

In this situation, how can Fang Che walk fast?
Fang Yunzheng had already finished the fight and returned, but Fang Che was still stumbling on the road.

"I am also a hero of the mainland after all..."

Fang Che was very angry: "Is being a father so great? When you are old..."

I sighed as I thought about it.

When Fang Yunzheng gets old...it's really hopeless.

I guess I would have forgotten about it by then...

He found a forest, leaned against a big tree, took out some dry food, drank some water, rested, and sighed.

I have never seen a hero so unpopular as myself.

Xue Fuxiao passed through Donghu Island like a stream of light, and his spiritual sense covered the entire city, but he found no trace of Fang Che.

So we headed north.

It flew a hundred miles over Fang Che's head, then felt something was wrong and flew back quickly.

With a swish, he landed in front of Fang Che, looking at Fang Che, whose body was swollen and transparent, with wide eyes: "Fang, the hero?"

"Don't……"

Fang Che pulled his cloak to cover his ball-like body in shame: "Master Xue, are you okay? Please don't call me that. Have you ever seen such a miserable hero?"

Xue Fuxiao resisted the urge to burst out laughing, and said with a wonderful expression: "Is this...being beaten?"

"Look at me, this can't be considered a compliment, right?"

"Who beat him?"

"Don't mention it." Fang Cheyan nodded: "Anyway... it's just bad luck."

"The guy who beat you up is pretty awesome."

Xue Fuxiao was amazed and walked around Fang Che, saying, "This control of strength is top-notch!"

"It's really amazing. My internal energy is useless and I can't get rid of it."

Fang Che was very sad.

The meaning of the words is very clear: Can you give me some help?

“It’s nothing.”

Xue Fuxiao laughed, then put Fang Che into the field and started to reduce the swelling for Fang Che.

Xue Fuxiao's move was indeed extraordinary.

In just a short while, Fang Che's whole body recovered completely.

He regained his handsome and elegant appearance.

I feel refreshed and even my spirit is lifted.

"How is it? Are you okay?" Xue Fuxiao asked with concern.

"It's good. It's better than ever."

Fang Che said gratefully, "Thank you, Master Xue."

I felt so proud. Dad, you didn't expect me to recover so quickly!

"You're welcome."

Xue Fuxiao laughed grimly and rolled up his sleeves: "Now that you're done, it's my turn!"

bang bang bang...

This time he hit her in the face and head!
Fang Che was stunned.

Controlled by Xue Fuxiao's spiritual energy, he couldn't even run away and could only endure the beating.

"Snow Lord!"

Fang Che was extremely sad and angry: "What is this... for... ah! It hurts..."

Xue Fuxiao's punches were as fast as meteors and his kicks were as fast as lightning. His eyes sparkled with excitement and he said apologetically, "I have no choice. Don't blame me. I was just following orders!"

bang bang bang...

Fang Che's entire body was visibly swollen again like before.

And it's very swollen.

This time, his head, face, and tooth roots were all swollen. Even the soles of his feet were swollen three inches higher.

Fang Che, who was originally 1.87 meters tall, was beaten by Xue Fuxiao and turned into a giant.

He can be compared with Mo Ganyun.

"Is this how you treat heroes?" "At least I did make a contribution!"

“I have made a contribution to the mainland!”

Fang Che was extremely sad and angry.

Xue Fuxiao beat him carefully and finally stopped. Looking at the tall, mighty, strong and burly Fang Che, she was very satisfied.

This guy's face was so swollen that even his eyebrows were clearly visible one by one.

"Have a good rest."

Xue Fuxiao said.

"How do I rest?"

Fang Che said angrily, "My whole body feels like a bubble now. If a dogtail grass gets into my sweat pores, it will burst all over my body. How can I rest?"

"Nonsense!"

Xue Fuxiao frowned and said, "I know what I'm doing, your internal organs aren't swollen!"

Fang Che: "..."

Xue Fuxiao said: "If you want to try, I can also swell your internal organs and let you feel it."

"Forget it."

Fang Che was startled: "Thank you, Master Xue, for showing mercy."

"I didn't leave any strength in there this time. You should recover on your own." Xue Fuxiao closed his eyes and rested.

It will be easy if there is no spiritual power left.

Fang Che quickly used the Wuliang Zhenjing to recover. It was not that he didn't want to take pills to recover, but now... he didn't even have a low-level healing pill on him.

All the resources were completely consumed within those hundred hours!

The high-level elixirs originally used to save lives, the Guardians and the Solitary Orthodox Church, plus the seized elixirs, the gifts from Yan Beihan, and the rewards from the Raising Gu to Become a God Plan...

Not a single one left!

Clean and neat.

After practicing for a few cycles, the swelling all over the body disappeared visibly.

"back to normal?"

"back to normal."

"Then do it again!"

"what?!……"

"Bang bang bang..."

Fang Che transformed into a giant again, and said angrily: "Master Xue, this is too bullying, isn't it?"

"No choice, just follow orders. Don't worry, it will be over if this happens seven more times."

“I’m not recovering.”

Fang Che sat down on the ground, then jumped up with his hands covering his butt with a roar, his face twitching and his facial features dislocated.

The swollen butt hurt terribly when it touched the soft grass.

“Hiss… How cruel…”

"It doesn't matter if you don't recover."

Xue Fuxiao said: "I will heal you. Anyway, you can't lose any of these nine half-dead ones!"

Fang Che said desperately: "...Master Xue, Master Jiu wasn't watching either, there's no need to be so serious, right?"

Xue Fuxiao shook her head: "That won't work. When doing things, one must be serious, strict and meticulous."

So Xue Fuxiao meticulously beat Fang Che nine times.

After beating Xue Fuxiao, he felt refreshed, happy and in a very good mood.

"How dare you create a shit king for my Xue family!"

"I can't kill you little bastard!"

"You dare to talk back when I hit you!"

"I can't help myself..."

"Hahaha, that's really cool..."

"..."

Fang Che has accepted his fate.

Grit your teeth and take the beating.

Anyway, I only weigh a little over 100 pounds, you can do whatever you want to me.

You keep saying you're following orders, but look at your grinning face! I'm worried when I see your excited expression, your grinning face is almost to the point of being an orthodox person...

Finally, nine meals are completed!
Fang Che transformed into a giant again, but this time Xue Fuxiao did not recover for him.

"Practice it yourself."

Xue Fuxiao said amiably, "Every wrong has its perpetrator, and you can go and settle the score with your Ninth Master later."

Fang Che chuckled, then lay on the ground with his arms and legs spread out, closing his eyes and pretending to be dead without saying a word.

Why am I looking for Master Jiu?

I can't outsmart him.

But if I reach a certain level of cultivation in the future, I will definitely beat you, Xue Fuxiao!

Just wait.

"Why don't you hurry up and use your energy to recover? Your tendons and veins swell and shrink every time, and every time the power of the Great Dao rushes into your tendons, veins and bones. What a great opportunity this is for you. Do you really think we have nothing better to do than to beat you up ten times to vent our anger?"

Xue Fuxiao said angrily: "If you keep standing like this, I will kick you and make you incontinent and become the second king of shit, believe it or not!"

"Believe it, believe it!"

Fang Che quickly stopped acting and started practicing.

I really felt the benefits.

This benefit comes from the inside out. The bones and tendons are much more resistant to impacts. Furthermore, when looking inside, it seems that there are more dots of enamel on the bones.

Fang Che snorted.

There are benefits, I already knew that. But these benefits... I can also achieve them through my own practice in the future.

So if you say that these ten beatings were not for venting anger, I would never believe it even if you kill me!

After half an hour, everything finally returned to normal.

She stood up obediently and asked, "Master Xue, what instructions do you have for me this time?"

"Order?"

Xue Fuxiao was stunned for a moment, thought for a moment, and said, "No instructions."

Fang Che tested it out in one sentence: This guy really came here just to beat me up!
He rolled his eyes and said, "Master Xue, I don't have any pills left!"

Xue Fuxiao was stunned again and said, "Then I'll give you some? But I don't have such a low-level one..."

“High-level ones are also included.”

After being beaten so badly, Fang Che would feel guilty if he didn't get any benefits in return.

What's wrong with the advanced ones? I don't need them now, I'll save them for later!
Xue Fuxiao felt a little pain: "Those are the pills I used... At least only a Saint can eat them... You are not qualified to eat them now..."

"I won't eat it. I'll keep it!"

Fang Che said.

"..."

Xue Fuxiao asked tentatively: "Then I'll go back and talk to your Ninth Master, and then send someone to bring you something you need at your level?"

"Okay. Then please leave a few bottles of yours for me first and have someone deliver them."

Fang Che is watertight.

"How many more bottles do you want?"

Xue Fuxiao was furious: "I only have two bottles!"

"Two bottles then."

"..."

Xue Fuxiao was speechless at this guy's shamelessness.

He took out two bottles of pills, threw one to Fang Che, and said angrily: "Don't eat them carelessly. If you eat one of these, you will explode! People are different, and their ranks are different. You know the principle that what is good medicine to others may be poison to me."

"Thank you, Master Xue."

Fang Che took the bottle and looked at it. Wow, ten pills.

Much more than expected.

Satisfied.

"What else do you want?" Xue Fuxiao felt like he was being robbed and was a little unhappy.

Fang Che coughed and said, "Actually, I want to ask you about the Cloud Weapon List."

Xue Fuxiao immediately looked at him with new eyes, squinting his eyes and said in a sarcastic tone: "You want to break into the Cloud Weapon Chart? Just you? Honored level six? Tsk, what a high level of cultivation!"

"Cough cough cough..."

Fang Che coughed awkwardly: "Actually, I'm just asking. What is the minimum standard for being on the Cloud Weapon List..."

"You're not even close yet."

Xue Fuxiao said calmly: "According to the conventional calculation method, the one who can enter the top one thousand in the Cloud Weapon List is the lowest level Saint Emperor."

"Holy Emperor!"

Fang Che was dumbfounded: "The standard is so high?"

"Of course. The Cloud Weapon List says there are 1,000 people on it, but it's actually only 999th. The one who's ranked 1,000th is the goalkeeper, not the real person on the Cloud Weapon List."

Xue Fuxiao said.

"Why?"

Fang Che was puzzled: "His name made it into the top 1,000, why isn't it counted?"

"Because he has no victories in the Cloud Weapon Chart. So it doesn't count."

"What?"

"Hmph, no reason. This is the strictness of the Cloud Weapon List. Only by defeating the previous masters in the Cloud Weapon List can you truly be a Cloud Man."

Xue Fuxiao said.

Fang Che was somewhat puzzled: "Only the Saint Emperor can enter, but the thousandth one doesn't count... It's really hard to understand."

"Moreover, many of them are genius Saint Emperor ninth-grade or higher masters, piled up at that entrance, unable to enter the first thousand."

Xue Fuxiao sneered: "With your current cultivation level, the sixth rank of the Venerable Level, although your combat power is much higher than the standard, but if you want to enter the cloud... forget it. I suggest you go home and dream..."

"Ahem...I don't mean that."

Fang Che scratched his head and said, "The lowest level is Saint Emperor. How dare I think about it now? I'm just asking... Are there any exceptions? For example, those who have not reached Saint Emperor level and fought to enter?"

"Have!"

Speaking of this topic, Xue Fuxiao also became serious: "It's true!"

"Really?"

Fang Che's eyes lit up.

"Well, there are only a few geniuses like you who can fight across levels. Very rare!"

Xue Fuxiao sighed and said, "At first, the Xue family had one, the Feng family also had one, but the Yu family had none; the Jing family had one, and only the Feng family, the Bi family, the Chen family, and others of our orthodox sect had all had children."

"That's quite a lot." Fang Che muttered.

"In more than ten thousand years, there have been less than twenty such people!" Xue Fuxiao asked, "Are they a lot?"

"They are equivalent to less than twenty people out of tens of trillions of people." Xue Fuxiao's eyes flashed and he said a number that made Fang Che dumbfounded.

"Tens of trillions...isn't that too much?"

Fang Che was shocked and asked in confusion: "There are only about 100 billion people in the world today, right? Where do tens of trillions come from?"

"Do you understand it this way?" Xue Fuxiao asked.

"Yes."

"You don't count the people who lived and died in the past ten thousand years?"

Xue Fuxiao taught him, "That has to be counted! Because in the Cloud Weapon List, no matter how the creatures in the world are born and die, many people on this list exist from beginning to end."

"The same is true for these geniuses who can fight across levels. So how can you calculate this ratio using 100 billion living people in the world right now?"

Fang Che nodded: "I didn't think it through."

He was somewhat silent.

If we use a span of 10,000 years, it really isn't that much. Tens of trillions is probably still a conservative estimate...

(End of this chapter)