The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 176 Zhao Mingcheng is online

The reason why Er Gou exaggerated Gao Gongji's abilities was because of Liu Tang's bad mouth.

This guy is a tight-lipped man. Perhaps because he has experienced too few severe beatings, he often yells with others, "What happened to my brother?"

Not to mention anything else, Liu Bao's record of killing white-haired rats and Ergou's quick-shooting skills were enough to get rid of him long ago. Fortunately, others saw that he had a tender face and was an outsider, so they just said: This guy brags about not drafting.

But whether others believed it or not, Ergou didn't dare to ignore it.

It's just that Liu Tang is a guy who remembers food and not fights. After he has learned a lesson, he will do it again as soon as his head gets hot. Although his nature is not bad, his mouth is as loose as a cotton waistband.

Even Liu Bao, his brother, had beaten Liu Tang countless times, but he still couldn't change his character.It was because of Liu Tang's bad mouth that Liu Bao couldn't stay in his hometown and had to take his brothers to live in other places and wander around.

Dealing with a big talker like Liu Tang doesn't work at all. The only way is to use a more shocking incident to cover up another piece of news that you don't want to leak.

For example, Ergou believed that a boy like Liu Tang would be obsessed with the true and false news about the number one master in the capital and forget all other "trivial matters".

The three of them chatted for a while, but Ergou called the nearby Eight Immortals Tower to bring food and a good banquet on the table.

Four large plates, steamed goose, roasted lamb head, deer ribs, grilled mandarin fish.

Four small samples, pink lotus root, ginger and spicy bamboo shoots, sesame cress, and sugar lettuce.

Four fruits, crisp pear, grinning pomegranate, kumquat, olive.

One soup, Lotus Seed Ruyi Soup.

A pot of Biluo tea.

A jar of Huadiao wine.

The cost of this banquet alone is enough to cover the expenses of a small family (three people) in Bianliang City for half a month.

It can be said that Ergou has never treated Liu Bao and Liu Tang badly when it comes to eating and drinking, especially Liu Tang, who is young but greedy. He eats Ergou's good food and refuses to leave even if he says nothing.

As a result, Liu Bao, a serious demon-suppressor like him, could not get away, but there were some spies who did not do their job and only served as Ergou's followers, thus losing the face of the demon-suppressor.

The three of them drank Huadiao wine and ate fat goose and tender mutton, while talking about what they had seen during the day.

Liu Bao didn't find anything special.

Liu Tang Quedao said that there was a new prison student in the Imperial College. He looked like a human and looked a bit stupid. Within a short time, he got together with Li Bangyan, Wang Fu, and a guy named Bai Shizhong, and looked at him. Good people make people angry.

Ergou didn't pay much attention to it, he just said casually: "There are hundreds of supervisors in the Imperial College, and it's not surprising that there is only one newcomer. Do you know that person's name?"

Although Liu Tang is a big talker, he is quite talented in spying and asking for information.

Especially this guy has been going to the Imperial College recently. He always wears the clothes of a prison student, swings a folding fan and wanders around the Imperial College, chatting and laughing with the real prison students, and telling interesting stories.

The two people who came and went became familiar with each other, but no one discovered his false identity. Everyone inside only thought that this guy was a Yin En student, and no one cared about him even though he had no knowledge or skills.

Liu Tang laughed and said, "Brother is looking down on me! I've already found out clearly that he is from Zhucheng County, Mizhou. His father is a high official. He has just been promoted to Minister of Civil Affairs. His name is Zhao Tingzhi. His name is Zhao Mingcheng!"

Zhao Mingcheng?
Ergou stood up suddenly and lifted the cup without realizing it. He just stared at Liu Tang and asked, "Brother! Are you sure that guy is called Zhao Mingcheng?"

Liu Tang and Liu Bao were both shocked, but Liu Bao asked in surprise: "Brothers Ergou, is there anything wrong with Zhao Mingcheng?"

Ergou thought to himself, of course it’s inappropriate!Very inappropriate!This guy is Li Qingzhao’s serious first wife!Although he was not a good person, he still managed to gain a reputation in Shi Ce through Li Qingzhao's relationship. It could not be said that this guy was the biggest obstacle for Er Gou to capture Mrs. Li.

However, he couldn't say this directly. Ergou had to change his words and said: "This guy is half of my enemy."

Half an enemy?

Liu Bao paid it back, but Liu Tang shouted: "Brother, since that person named Zhao is your enemy, I will find an opportunity to kill him tomorrow so that I can settle the grudge for my brother!"

Ergou waved his hand and said: "No! No need! If I had to kill him, I wouldn't have waited for you to take action. I would have stabbed him to death long ago, so why wait until now. Besides, it was his brother who harmed me, and he had nothing to do with me. Killing him just for this is a bit unfair and goes against my principles of life."

Liu Bao was careful and asked, "I wonder what kind of grudge Brother Ergou has against Zhao Mingcheng?"

Ergou, however, recounted his grievances with the Zhao family's second office. The two of them listened and clapped their hands and applauded.It's just that Liu Bao applauded Ergou's careful calculation, but Liu Tang was happy that everyone in the Zhao family would die a happy death.

Ergou said: "Then Zhao Mingcheng didn't take part in my plot, so he is not guilty of death. As long as you have to prevent him from harming me, brother Liu Tang, you have to keep an eye on him. I will send Laifu to be your helper." , but if there is any trouble with that guy, please come and report to me."

Liu Tang held up half a goose leg and said: "Don't worry, brother, I'll take care of everything. Even if he poops a few times a day, I'll find out everything."

"Brother, you are really happy! As a brother, I can't be short-handed." Ergou took four large ingots of silver, put them on the table, and said, "This is 200 taels of silver. Brother, please take the flowers first." , if you don’t get enough, just come to me and ask for it.”

Liu Bao frowned as he watched, but said: "Brother Ergou, what do you mean by this? We brothers are favored by you, so we should do our best for you. How can we take your money?"

Ergou looked at Liu Bao and then at the ignorant Liu Tang, but burst out laughing and said: "Brother Liu Bao, do you think I took the money to buy Brother Liu Tang's merits? No, no!" This money is for work. Brothers Liu and Tang went to the Imperial Academy to inquire about information. Why can't they just talk in vain? They should find some key people to eat and drink and give them gifts, so that they can ask about some unknown secrets. These Everything costs money, if I don’t give it to you, where will Brother Liu Tang find money to spend it?”

Only then did Liu Bao understand, and Liu Tang also understood. He put the silver ingot to the side and said, "Brother is really insightful. Those guys are all delicious. They often make friends and pool money to go out for drinks." I have a lot of wine under my hands, but I can’t get rid of it. I don’t know how much I’ve wasted!”

Liu Bao was furious when he heard this and shouted: "What? You want to go drink wine?! Liu Tang! If you dare to go, Sajia will break your legs!"

ah?Liu Tang was shocked, but he looked at his eldest brother with an innocent face and muttered: "Everyone is drinking, what's the problem with drinking flower wine?"

you?Liu Bao glared and was about to get angry.

Ergou stopped Liu Bao and said with a smile: "Liu Tang, I have to explain this to you. Drinking flower wine is different from ordinary drinking. First, the place you go is different, and the person who drinks is also different. "

Liu Tang asked with great interest: "Brother, what's the difference?"

Ergou said: "To drink flower wine, you have to go to a brothel or a boat. These are places where women come to laugh and sing. To put it bluntly, it is a place where men find women to have fun."

Liu Tang suddenly said: "When brother said it, I understood. It turns out that drinking flower wine means going to that framed nest to drink!" Liu Tang was still at an age where he didn't understand the style, but he asked: "What's good about drinking in that place?"

Liu Bao frowned and said: "Brother Ergou, Liu Tang is still young, how can we tell him these dirty things?!"

Ergou said, "Brother Liu Bao, you must talk to Liu Tang about this matter so that he knows the seriousness of it. Otherwise, sooner or later, you will be deceived and lose control."

Then Ergou gave Liu Tang a very serious lesson on human physiological hygiene.

As soon as such knowledge came from later generations, not only Liu Tang was confused, but Liu Bao was also shocked. It turns out that fertility and reproduction in the human world are just like this!

Finally, Ergou said to Liu Tang: "Those prison students are already considered adults. Although it will hurt your body to have fun with your sister, it will not cause any serious harm. You are still young. If you lose your virginity, it will damage your vitality. , destroying the foundation, not only will it be difficult to reach the top in martial arts, but it will also be much more difficult to reproduce children. Remember, you must not lose your virginity before the age of 16."

Liu Tang heard that he just agreed to settle the matter, but Liu Bao had some thoughts in his mind.

Do you know why?

Liu Bao was in his prime of life, so he didn't think about things between men and women at night. But usually he didn't know much about such things, and he was often a little timid, so he just endured it.

But once Ergou explained everything inside, Liu Bao was a little unable to control himself.For him, this matter between men and women can not only solve personal problems, but also related to the continuation of the family line. How can it be done? He should find a sister to practice it, right?
Liu Bao was thinking about it, but he couldn't hold it in any longer.

After the three of them had withdrawn from the table, Liu Bao secretly approached Liu Tang and coyly asked to borrow some money.

This Liu Tang is also a very arrogant person. When he saw his brother's evasive appearance, he said: "Brother, are you going to drink flower wine?"

Liu Bao was a little embarrassed, but he said angrily: "You guys just say whether I can borrow it or not?"

Liu Tang said with a smile: "It's just a little money. It's just money to spend it with those unscrupulous supervisors. It's money money to spend it with you, big brother. I'll give you a big piece of silver. Just be careful, don't be fooled." People cheated money and cheated sex!"

Liu Bao snorted, took the money, walked out of the courtyard, and headed straight to Zhoubei Wazi, which was not far away.

After Liu Bao went out, Liu Tang went to find Ergou and told his eldest brother about borrowing money to go out to drink wine.

Ergou wasn't upset after hearing this. After all, Liu Bao had serious physiological needs.

Ergou smiled and said: "Liu Tang, your eldest brother wants a wife, but there is no need to rush this matter. Don't worry, brother Liu Bao won't be able to spend it tonight even if he has money."

Indeed, there are two places near Xiangfu County, one is Zhoubei Wazi and the other is Houmenqiao Wazi.Zhoubei Wazi is just across from Xiangfu County, separated by only one street. The Houmenqiao Wazi is adjacent to Wuzhang River, but it is engaged in the business of painting boats.

These two places are not accessible to ordinary civilians, and only those with certain status can enter and exit freely.

Unless Liu Bao used money to treat others, he wouldn't even be able to get in through Wazi's door.

Sure enough, within half an hour, Liu Bao came back angrily. He was in ragged clothes, with a bruised nose and a swollen face. He looked as if he had had a fight with someone else.

Liu Bao entered the courtyard, but he didn't dare to speak. He only tiptoed towards his room.

Suddenly he heard a chuckle, and Liu Bao was shocked. He looked towards the place where the laughter was coming, and saw Er Gou and Liu Tang sitting in the corner of the courtyard, looking at him and laughing.

Liu Bao was suddenly caught in the act, but he was anxious and ashamed. He covered his face with his hands and said: "Go and sleep! You are just watching my joke!"

Ergou laughed and said: "Brother Liu Bao, don't be embarrassed! Confucius said, food and sex are the nature of food. The sages said that this is the great desire of human beings, there is nothing to be ashamed of! I can't get it this time, but I don't have any money. Is it a flower?"

When Liu Bao heard this, he didn't bother to cover his face and asked in surprise: "How do brothers Ergou know?"

It turned out that Liu Bao took the money and went directly to Zhou Xiwazi happily. He watched other people coming in and out, but when he entered, he was asked for his identity card.

Let me say here that a document is a document that records a person's identity, place of origin, fame, and official status, while a body badge is a symbol that represents a person's status and title. It is similar to a work permit. The body badge does not bear the name, so most people go When looking for fun in Wazi, all you need to do is show your identity card.

What?Are you saying you're not afraid of someone forging it?

The question is, what is the purpose of forging this thing? For serious official matters, the identity card and employment documents must be used together. If they are forged, they cannot be used.

Just to go to a brothel and find a horse?
This thing can't let you directly waive the bill. If someone reports it, it is the same crime as privately minting coins. It is appropriate to directly confiscate the house and behead the person. Obviously the cost is not proportional to the income.

Liu Bao didn't have much to show for himself, but he was a bit of a fool. He took a big ingot of silver and said to the gatekeeper: "I have silver! Why can't I get in?"

The two sides talked for a while, but then they took action.

Liu Bao still has some skills, but the Wazis in the capital are all powerful, and it's not bad to have some thugs inside. Three or five big men can't beat Liu Bao, and seven or eight more men come, and seven or eight can't resist him. , and called a dozen more.

He and others did not use weapons, only punches and kicks.

Liu Bao was unable to defeat the four-handed opponent with his two fists, so he suffered some losses. After he regained consciousness, he managed to escape with all his strength.

Liu Bao said with a frustrated look: "Brother Ergou, I'm sorry for you. Not only did I have bad intentions, but I also lost all the money I borrowed from Liu Tang! You...you punish me!"

Ergou smiled and stepped forward, took Liu Bao's hand, and said, "Brother Liu Bao, you haven't done anything wrong, I will punish you for doing more!"

Liu Bao said anxiously: "What did I do with the money you gave Liu Tang for work? How can it not be considered a mistake?"

Ergou said with a smile: "You can borrow it, but it's not robbery! How can you calculate it wrong! Besides, that money is for others to spend. If other people use it, you and my brothers can use it too. You are the only one who misses your mother-in-law so much, but You shouldn’t hide this from me, brother.”

Liu Bao quickly cursed and swore: "Brother Ergou, don't worry, I, Liu Bao, will never dare to do this again in the future!"

Ergou laughed and said: "Brother Liu Bao is going too far! How can we cut off the relationship between men and women? This will cause problems. Don't worry, I have some ways to ensure that you get what you want tonight. Give it a try. Taste."

After that, Ergou went out and set off a firework at the door.Not long after, the work of the Eight Immortals House came to clear the dishes.

　Two in one, ask for a recommendation ticket.

　　


(End of this chapter)