The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 197: Who do the rumors stop with?
For people like them, a serious fight should be a fight to the death with the goal of killing the opponent. Just now the two dogs attacked her with the intention of assassinating her, and with her almost defenseless state, Even ten Cao Xiangu could not die anymore.

This is why Cao Xiangu was confused at first, what are you doing, you piece of shit?Is this how assassins kill people?The technique is not very good, right? !

It wasn't until she got hit several times in a row that Cao Xiangu finally realized that Ergou wasn't trying to assassinate her at all, but was just playing tricks to vent his anger.

Aunt Cao Xian has never suffered such a disadvantage in her life. She has been the apple of her parents' eyes since she was a child, and the beloved child who is carefully cared for by her brothers and sisters. Who would dare to touch a finger on her? Let her suffer such a small loss.

Of course, the hardships [Mulanji] endured on the training ground and the injuries she suffered on the demon-killing battlefield do not count. They were all unavoidable or force majeure, so how could they be considered losses (old double standards).

Now Ergou, this little bastard, has completely wiped me clean and put on my pants... She hasn’t even put on her pants yet!But he turned his back and refused to recognize anyone!Such a wolf-hearted thing, the scum of men!Scum!It is simply unbearable for uncle and aunt!
As soon as Ergou said those words, the anger in Cao Xiangu's heart suddenly rose up. She stared at Ergou with a pair of panda eyes, gritted her teeth and glared at Ergou. She sneered and said in a hateful voice: "You're not awake, are you?" I told you not to wake up! Not to wake up! Not..."

Cao Xiangu slapped Ergou on the head and unleashed firepower. However, Ergou was entangled in the rope, unable to resist or dodge. He could only helplessly let Cao Xiangu ravage him, and soon his face turned small. It turned into a swollen pig's head.

Looking at the pig-headed face full of joy, the anger in Cao Xiangu's heart finally dissipated a lot. After looking at it for a moment, she punched Ergou twice more in the eye sockets and added a pair of pandas to him. After looking at him, he stopped with satisfaction.

The refreshed Cao Xiangu pulled up a round stool and sat in front of Ergou, but asked in a cold voice: "Say it! You bitch! What's wrong with you? How dare you attack me, Xiangu?"

At this moment, Ergou only felt that his face was hot and his head felt swollen. He opened his eyelids that were also sore and swollen, and looked at Cao Xiangu's strange face that was also full of joy, with his tongue hanging out. Said: "Hey...hey! Fairy aunt, now we are half even!"

Cao Xiangu shouted very dissatisfied: "What does it mean to be half even?! Tell Xiangu clearly, what is going on?"

Ergou spat a mouthful of blood on the ground next to him and said angrily: "You scoundrel bitch, you still have the nerve to ask! What exactly did you do in my mind? Don't you have any idea?! Do you know? I know that because of your wanton behavior, I worked as a fool for others in my nightmare, and I paid off your debt for 130 years!"

"Debt? Fairy aunt, why have I ever owed in your mind..." Cao Xiangu only said half a sentence but stopped talking, her eyes were evasive and she felt guilty.

Since her two encounters with Ergou, she has experienced the wonderful life of an extraordinary post-modern girl twice in the depths of Ergou's soul. To a certain extent, Cao Xiangu is already half of Ergou's fellow villager.

I don’t know anything else, but Cao Xiangu knows a lot about the so-called advanced consumption and credit shopping in that world, because that is something she has personally experienced.

For people in reality, these things are just devils that induce mortals to succumb to desires, but for Cao Xiangu, a drifter who specializes in "prostitution" in the illusory realm, it is an improvement. The BUG of the best experience in life.

Borrowing money and spending it casually, then walking away and paying it back without even being able to find someone to pay it back, this kind of free--how can it be that satisfying?

I never thought that Cao Xiangu, who was playing a virtual life in the depths of Er Gou's soul, would actually show up in Er Gou's dream, making him take the blame.

Cao Xiangu did not doubt the authenticity of what Ergou said. After all, the theory of cause and effect was still very popular in the Northern Song Dynasty.

There is no such thing as a free lunch. This sentence is true everywhere.

Cao Xiangu smiled awkwardly and said: "That... you bitch, you bitch! Don't be angry, it's just a dream! It will be over after you sleep! Why are you so angry?! Come on, come on!" I’ll untie you from my concubine!”

At this moment, Ergou lost his temper and said angrily: "What you say is so easy, you thief bitch! If it was just a dream, why would I be so angry! Do you know that in the dream, I only went to the construction site?" I have built a brick wall tens of thousands of times, and now I can build the wall exactly with my eyes closed!"

Cao Xiangu hurriedly untied the leash of the two dogs, and complained with a smile: "Yes, yes! Everything is my fault! You said you are such a bad guy, you didn't explain it clearly when you woke up. Just do it directly, I will misunderstand that you are crazy!"

Ergou said angrily, "You're just crazy!"

Cao Xiangu said humbly: "If the dog man is still angry, he will just beat me again. I promise that I will just let the beating happen and not fight back."

Ergou suddenly lost his temper and only looked at Cao Xiangu who looked like a little woman.

The two of them laughed a little, and the other was not angry, but they soon regained their composure.

There is a saying called "a fight at the head of the bed and a fight at the end of the bed." If two people have a conflict, it will have a different feeling.The only shortcoming is that the fight just now should not have been in the face. After all, having a pig-headed face is really a bit annoying.

In the evening, [Mulan Ji]'s spies sent information about the [Five Bulls Picture].

It turned out that the "Five Cows Picture" had been hidden deep in the palace until the year when Zhezong was in charge. The young King Duan took the opportunity to enter the palace and stole the "Five Cows Picture" and several other calligraphy and painting treasures. out.

Although Emperor Zhezong later found out about it, he laughed it off and only replaced the treasury ambassador guarding the inner treasury.

The so-called Duan Wang was none other than the later Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty, the great calligrapher, the emperor of the brothel, the dancer of the Five Kingdoms City, the shepherd of the North, Nicholas Ji.

Ergou got the information, but used his spiritual power to remove the scars on his face, and then said goodbye to Cao Xiangu.

Of course, Ergou did not treat the scars on Cao Xiangu's face, but just asked her to look in the mirror less in the past two days.

Um!This is her punishment for cheating him, Ergou thinks so.

Since it was getting late and she was exhausted both physically and mentally after that, Cao Xiangu didn't think about it too much. She just sent the two dogs away and then went to sleep peacefully.

The next day, Cao Xiangu got up to wash up. When she was getting her hair trimmed by the window and preparing to apply yellow decals to the mirror, she only saw the unfamiliar face in the bronze mirror that looked like a pig's head, but she couldn't help but scream.

However, this day was the day when wealthy ladies gathered at Cao Xiangu's nunnery. However, a female crown from the nunnery came to look for Cao Xiangu. However, she closed the door and window of her bedroom tightly and said to the female crown in a hoarse voice: "Xiangu Yesterday, I was greedy for happiness, but I caught some cold air, so I had to stay behind closed doors to recuperate. If there are visitors, you can go and entertain them yourself!"

This female crown is also a member of [Mulan Ji]. She is only under the control of Cao Xiangu, and they are colleagues and half bosses.The reason why we say half-boss is that in front of Di Ji, the members of [Mulan Ji] only have different divisions of labor, and there is no distinction between superior and inferior grades.

This female crown is permanently stationed at Cao Xiangu's nunnery, but how can she not know that Cao Xiangu brought the apprentice of Sister Pang's sister to have sex with her yesterday? !
It is said that Cao Xiangu has been chaste for decades, never marrying, and is determined to dedicate her life to the emperor.

This is also a taboo that all Taoist immortals who exclusively practice the method of [Connection between Divine Will] or [Double-Cultivation] must hold.But everyone was convinced by Xiangu Cao's ambition and persistence. Who would have thought that just by bumping into this disciple of the Pang family, how could Xiangu's decades of practice be in vain!
In this situation, countless people at [Mulan Ji] burst out laughing, and at the same time they were also happy that Cao Xiangu was relieved of her fate.

The female crown heard Cao Xiangu's hoarse voice and feeble tone, but she spat to herself and said in her heart: "You are such a worthless fairy! You only have a man to be so unrestrained! It's shameless to be ashamed." !”

Of course, Nu Guan said with a wicked smile: "Oh! Fairy Aunt is actually sick! Is it important? Disciple, I will go and ask a doctor to diagnose and treat Fairy Aunt, so that the minor illness will not turn into a serious illness!"

Cao Xiangu was a little panicked when she heard this, and said hurriedly: "No! No need! Qing'er, just go and entertain those visitors. Xiangu, I am not seriously ill. I just need to rest behind closed doors for a few days and I will be fine."

The female crown covered her mouth and snickered: As expected, Cao Xiangu was so ridiculous that she didn't dare to see anyone.

But she said a few more words, and then left happily, leaving Cao Xiangu alone in the bedroom, feeling sullen and annoyed.

As the saying goes, women are like ducks who can't hold their tongue, gossip is their nature.

The female crown in Cao Xiangu Nunnery was no exception. At first, she could keep her mouth shut in front of most people. Only the small flames of gossip licked the tip of her heart again and again, and she only met one familiar person [Mulan Ji]. 】Little friend, but I can’t bear it anymore.

The nun, however, took a close friend of hers, hid aside and whispered with a smile: "Alian, I'm going to tell you a funny secret, but don't tell anyone else! Do you know that Aunt Cao Xian last night? ···”

When a secret is passed from one woman to another in public, it is no longer a secret but an open rumor.Not long after, rumors about Cao Xiangu's ridiculous injury spread among the women who came to the party.

Of course, there are still some individuals among the people present who are isolated from the rumors, such as Li Qingzhao and other young ladies from various families who have not yet left the boudoir. No adult woman will tell them such things. listen.

Ever since, under the angry and confused gazes of Li Qingzhao and a group of underage ladies, those women were always biting each other's ears mysteriously, and from time to time burst into sly laughter.

By the way, Master Pang is also the individual who is isolated from the rumors. After all, the other party involved in Cao Xiangu’s rumors is Master Pang’s disciple. If anyone dares to say such dirty jokes to Master Pang in person, I’m afraid that Master Pang will It's time to greet people with a big ear scraper.

Everyone else was whispering to each other, and then they all looked at Master Pang with strange eyes and showed mysterious and weird smiles. This made Master Pang's heart murmur, and she felt an inexplicable discomfort in her heart. rising.

Fortunately, Master Pang also has a more intimate female apprentice, yes, she is Mrs. Zong.

Although Mrs. Zong is relatively unknown among women, it doesn't matter whether you are an acquaintance or not when it comes to spreading gossip. As long as you can say a few words, you can get closer to her no matter what.

After Mrs. Zhi Zong heard the rumors about the dirty jokes between Cao Xiangu and Brother Ergou, her eyes widened in horror and her little mouth opened so wide that she could almost stuff a goose egg.

What the rumor monger wanted was Mrs. Zong's surprised expression. Looking at Mrs. Zong's appearance, she felt extremely happy, but she swung her hips and twisted her waist to find the next prey.

When Mrs. Zong saw the man walking away, she put down her surprised expression and said to herself: "I didn't expect that Brother Ergou knew so many tricks. It would be exciting to think about it when I go back at night and practice with my husband!" Ah, no, what am I thinking! No! I have to tell Master Pang that these people arranged the two dog brothers in this way, it is really... abominable!"

Mrs. Zong found Master Pang, pulled her to a remote place, and briefly told her the rumors between Cao Xiangu and Ergou in a low voice.

When Master Pang heard the "truth", she immediately became angry and angry. She just gritted her teeth and shouted: "What a shameless Cao Jiayin-woman! My dog ​​is just a child! Why are you, an old pig?" How dare you ruin him like this! A certain family will never break up with you this time!"

Just saying that, Master Pang hurried to the residence of Cao Xiangu.

Someone nearby saw Mrs. Pang's hurried figure and looked at the direction she was going. They suddenly woke up and shouted: "The Pang family knows the truth and is rushing to Cao Xiangu!"

When all the gossipy women around heard this, they were all in an uproar, and then they all hurried to Cao Xiangu's residence.

Naturally, they came to watch the fun. The scenes of two families fighting and arguing over something like that made no difference to her or others whether they were [Mulan Ji] or not. People who were having fun were always happy when they were having fun.

But it was said that Master Pang quickly arrived at Cao Xiangu's residence with hurried little steps.

She shouted at the door: "Cao! Come out here!"

Cao Xiangu was hiding in the room and was secretly annoyed. Suddenly she heard Master Pang's voice, which made her feel a little strange. She just asked: "Pang Min'er! What are you doing here?!"

Master Pang said angrily: "Cao Xiyun! You shameless person! Don't you know why I'm here?! Come out and see me!"

Cao Xiangu was a little annoyed, but said: "How do I know why you are here! Pang Min'er, you are so rude! Get away quickly! I won't see you again!"

The anger in Mrs. Pang's heart grew stronger, but she shouted: "You guys, don't pretend to be confused! Cao Xiyun! You dare not see anyone, but I want to drag you out and make you look ugly!"

Saying that, Master Pang rushed to the door, kicked it open, and rushed in.

Cao Xiangu, who was hiding inside, caught sight of Master Pang and said "Ouch" before covering her swollen face.

When Master Pang saw Cao Xiangu's appearance, she suppressed all her anger and just asked: "You... Cao Xiangu? Who did this?"

Cao Xiangu covered her face and said bitterly: "Who else could it be? It was your little bastard who beat me!"

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