The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 23 Uncle, are the dumplings edible?

Er Gou carried the prey and went to the Temple of Earth to unload the golden deer first. This thing can only be handled properly with the joint efforts of the master and wife.

After leaving a pheasant and the heart of a yellow deer for his master and his wife, he picked up the remaining prey and returned home.

After waiting to see my mother and seeing him bring back such a rich prey, Ergouniang was so laughing that she couldn't even open her eyes.

The two dogs were already sweating profusely from carrying the burden all the way, and their clothes were soaked with sweat. They looked as embarrassed as they wanted.His mother felt really distressed when she saw her son looking so tired, and she refused to let Ergou intervene in cleaning up the prey no matter what.

Ergou smiled wryly, "Mother! I'm not tired! Really, I'm not tired at all!"

The second bitch girl said seductively: "You dog, you were born weak, and you are sweating like this. How can you not be tired? Don't worry about it, just rest."

Ergou thought that it would be better to dispose of all the prey at the master's house, and it would be much more worry-free to bring back fresh meat.

He said: "You won't let me interfere, but you can't take care of these two yellow deer by yourself!"

The second son of a bitch smiled and said: "I can't clean it up, but someone can do this job. Your sister-in-law's family is also from a hunter's family, and she also has the ability to dispel meat. I will teach her to help, and finally I will give her a deer leg to do it." The reward is."

Here I want to point out that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has been a difficult problem since ancient times.

Although Ergou's old lady loves the eldest brother's grandson, she doesn't like the eldest daughter-in-law very much. Every time Ergou comes back from hunting, his old lady divides the prey very finely, and only gives a meal of meat to the elder sister-in-law's family.

Her grandson wants to eat meat, but he can come to Ergou to eat as much as he wants, but if the child wants to bring some back for his mother to taste, it is only enough for some snacks.

The cause of this contradiction is also related to Ergou.

Since the eldest sister-in-law's family is a hunter, there is no shortage of meat and fish, so the eldest sister-in-law often goes back to her natal family to catch the autumn breeze.

One year, my sister-in-law brought a hare back from her natal home, and it happened to be bumped into by Ergou.

Ergou wanted to eat the meat, so he begged his mother to go to the eldest brother's house to ask for a rabbit leg to cook.

The person who wanted to be a mother-in-law came to ask for her, not only did she not succeed, but she was ridiculed. From then on, the feud between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law was concluded.

With the eldest grandson acting as a lubricant in the middle, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have not become real enemies, but it is common for them to give each other some trouble on certain things.

It is said that since Ergou became the "Ghost Seeing Sorrow" on Fuyuling, his old lady is basically proud.

For example, at this time, for the second son of a bitch, ordering his daughter-in-law to work hard, and finally rewarding her with a thin deer leg as alms, this kind of feeling of making an "enemy" work hard is not a cool word. .

That spirit looks like it's ten years younger.

However, Ergou's nickname of "Ghost Sees Sorrow" is mainly spread among Orions and related people, but few people know it in Chenjia Village. Maybe a few people know it, such as Chen Tong'e and his wife, the village chief Chen Zongfu, etc., but no one knows it. spread.

Are there no Orions in Chenjia Village?

There were indeed many hunters in the village before, but a few years ago they all joined the army together with Ergou's father and brother. In the remaining village, apart from Ergou, there was only Chen Tong'e, the mountain Taibao who patrolled the mountain all year round.

Ergou Niang went to find the eldest daughter-in-law to work, while Ergou went to the back of the house and fetched a bucket of well water to wash away the sweat stains and dirt on her body.

To say that these two dogs are not tall, they are less than six feet long (which is a bit stronger than Wu Dalang). They look thin and small, and they don't have much momentum, but they have fine flesh and muscle texture when they take off their clothes. The lumps are blooming, without any trace of fat. At first glance, it has a unique sense of fitness.

The two dogs were wiping themselves with a damp cloth, when a person turned around from the corner of the room.

The man was wearing a floral cloth skirt, thorn hairpins in a bun, and was carrying a bucket of water. In a blink of an eye, he saw Er Gou's delicate back, but she was startled, and was about to hide, but was lost for a moment. Unable to bear to move away, he just stared blankly.

Especially when Ergou stood up and stretched his back, the large back muscles stretched like Peng Fei's wings, but it made her heart tremble.

Ergou sensed something strange behind him, turned around to look at it quickly, and said suddenly: "Sister-in-law! Why did you come here? It's because I was rude!"

Although Ergou's sister-in-law was born in Orion, she looks very upright, with a fair complexion that is rarely seen in village households, with long hands and long legs, and a well-proportioned figure, even a head taller than Ergou.

It's just that Ergou's sister-in-law had practiced some boxing skills when she was a girl, and two or three idlers could not beat her easily, and her temper was a bit violent, so Lai Han in the countryside dared not provoke her, including the former Ergou. For fear of her.

This sister-in-law was usually very polite to Ergou, but at this time she felt a little short of breath and guilty. She looked at Ergou carelessly throwing on the wet clothes to cover herself, and actually stepped forward and said: "I heard from my mother-in-law that my uncle had a hard time hunting this time. I'm sweating profusely, if I wear this wet clothes, I'm afraid I'll be infected with damp evil."

As she said that, she reached out to take off Ergou's clothes, but took the opportunity to squeeze his arm, feeling that her hand felt so solid and strong.

Then she threw Ergou's wet clothes into the bucket, but said in her mouth: "Uncle, go, wait for me and you to wash and dry."

But Ergou panicked: "My clothes are full of sweat and dirt, how dare I let my sister-in-law get her hands on it?"

The sister-in-law glared and said: "Uncle is a serious husband (man) and does great things. Washing, sweeping and sweeping are all women's duties, how can you let your life be dirty. Go away!"

Ergou was a little embarrassed, but how could he argue with a woman, let alone his own sister-in-law, so he had no choice but to go to the front room shirtless.

After Ergou left, the sister-in-law picked up Ergou's wet clothes, covered her mouth and nose, took a deep breath, and then sighed, trembling a little.

But Er Gou came to the house with his arms in his arms. His old mother was playing with pheasants with her nephew. Er Gou Niang looked back at her son and shouted, "My son! Where are your clothes?"

Ergou said: "It's soaked! My sister-in-law said she wanted to wash me, but I can't compete with her." After saying that, he went into the house and found some other clothes to wear.

But the two bitch girls muttered to themselves: "This eldest lady of ours usually doesn't like to see dogs. How could she be so attentive to her this time? Could it be that she has some calculation? No, I have to keep a close eye on these fresh meat, so as not to do that. You bitch, take advantage!"

Ergou came out wearing dry clothes and chatted with his nephew, nicknamed Huzi. Although this child was only eight years old, he was already tall and strong. Compared with Ergou, his uncle, he was also taller and stronger. But it's more than half a head shorter.

Huzi said: "Second uncle, my mother and I came back from my uncle's house today, and we saw you on the way!"

Ergou continued: "Oh? After seeing my second uncle, why didn't I see you come to say hello?"

Huzi felt aggrieved and said, "I want to, but mother won't let me."

Then Huzi excitedly said again: "By the way, there are many people watching you secretly on the road. Mother said that they might intercept you. Second uncle, did they intercept you?"

Ergou smiled and said: "If someone intercepts me, how can I bring back such a prey?!"

Hu Zi was dissatisfied and said: "Second uncle, I saw that you were carrying a big golden deer. If it was not intercepted, where is your golden deer?"

Ergou smiled and said, "The golden-haired deer is not an ordinary thing, ordinary people can't afford it, so I put it in the earth temple."

(End of this chapter)