The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty
Chapter 26 Sister-in-law, why is there something wrong with this road?
Chapter 26 Sister-in-law, why is there something wrong with this road?
Among all evil creatures, the golden-haired deer is famous for its gorgeous fur and its ability to perform illusions.
Therefore, the equipment made of golden deer leather not only has a more luxurious appearance and conceals the power of Tianzun, but also comes with a more practical special effect, which has a certain chance of being immune to the illusion from Xie Chong.
This also makes the skin peeled off from this golden retriever evil creature one of the most sought-after leather materials in the world.
Ergou used his spiritual energy to let the power of thunder penetrate the corpse of the evil creature, dispelling the evil spirit attached to its flesh.
It's just that the evil energy did not dissipate directly, because they could not escape from the golden deer's skin, so they could only gather inward and accumulate in the internal organs of this evil thing.
When the thunder completely soaked the golden-haired deer, purifying its flesh and blood, its belly swelled up on its own, and there was a deafening heartbeat, the monster's corpse unexpectedly "alive".
Chen Tong'e, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately stepped forward and untied the twine binding the golden-haired deer, pulled off the entire skin covering its body, and then cut open the evil creature's belly with a knife.
This golden deer has never had its internal organs disemboweled and cleaned since it was hunted.This time Chen Tonge opened its abdominal cavity, and the two dogs took a look, only to find that most of the internal organs and intestines inside the evil thing had shrunk, except for a black heart as big as a coconut, which was beating "dong dong".
Ergou couldn't help being shocked, he subconsciously glanced at Chen Zongfu beside him, but saw that he was closing his eyes tightly, not looking at the evil black heart, but his whole body was trembling violently.
It's just that the black heart of the evil deer was beating more and more powerfully, and Chen Zongfu became more and more helpless, beads of sweat the size of a bean sprouted from his forehead, rolling down.
Mrs. Pang, who had been watching with cold eyes, shouted: "Since it's unbearable, why not leave early! What can you do if you just endure it?!"
When Chen Zongfu heard the words, his whole body was shocked, he turned his head and ran out of the Earth Temple.
After Chen Zongfu left, the evil deer's heart died down and shrank into a light red deer heart the size of a fist.
Ergou asked in surprise: "Master, what is the reason for this change in the monster's heart?"
Master Pang picked the heart from the abdomen of the evil thing, clapped her hands and said with a smile: "This is a rare treasure, called the mirror of the heart, which can illuminate people's private affairs and detect good and evil."
The two dogs couldn't help but laugh and said: "How can a deer's heart be called a 'mirror'? How can it illuminate the secrets of people's hearts?"
But the teacher said, "You don't know that the eyes are the gateway to the heart.
If someone looks at this mirror, the heart will not change if a gentleman looks at it without any hindrance; if someone has an evil heart and a vicious heart looks at it, the outer heart will beat and change color, and it will be linked with the heart of the viewer. Get restless. "
Ergou said in surprise: "Then the village chief didn't look at this heart just now, so why can't he bear it?"
Master Pang sneered and said: "This mirror is made of gathering evil spirits, and it is good at perceiving malice. Even if the guy doesn't look at it, he should be affected. But he has self-knowledge. If he really looks at it a few times, he might want to The heart squeezed through the chest and abdomen, burst and died."
As she said that, she turned her head to look at Chen Tong'e, and said, "Boss, did you warn that guy in advance so that he was prepared?"
Chen Tong'e didn't dare to look at Mrs. Pang, turned his head away and said, "Zong Fu is also the old man's nephew. It would not be beautiful if he died here suddenly. Besides, he has lost his son recently, so he will feel aggrieved. As long as he didn't commit any serious crimes If you are wrong, you will not be punished by death.”
Master Pang snorted coldly and said: "The benevolence of a woman! Zilai Qingping started at the end of the day, and the evil omens are manifested in the ant gaps! His evil deeds have been revealed today. Even though he has not made any serious mistakes before, it does not mean that he will not continue to do evil in the future. , killing the innocent.
Aside from other things, he couldn't easily forgive him for plotting against the son of a bitch. "
Chen Tong'e said helplessly: "According to what you said, nine out of ten people in this world can be killed. If you act like this, then you and I will really become world-killing demons!"
Don't worry, that guy Zongfu is incompetent. He has no talent in reading, little perseverance in martial arts, and little courage. He is only a little clever, but in the end he will never achieve anything great, nor can he do any great evil.In a few days, the old man told him that it would help to untie his knot and calm his mind. "
Ergou also supported him and said: "Master's wife, please show mercy to others. The village chief is also a good person, so why did you deal with him so casually?!"
Mrs. Pang said angrily: "You son of a bitch! You also opened the gate of heaven, and you have some supernatural powers, how can you not be aware of his malice towards you?!"
Ergou smiled slightly and said: "So what if you notice it? Master Wife, I am not a man of gold and jade, so it is impossible for everyone to like me.
Even if the village chief and his family hate me, as long as he doesn't come to murder me, everything will be fine.When he dares to come to harm each other, he will be stabbed to death with a left and right shot. "
Master Pang was stunned for a moment when she heard the words, but she couldn't help laughing out loud after a while, even the witch's attire was revealed and she couldn't stop herself.
After laughing enough, Mrs. Pang praised: "You are really grand, you have the essence of 'teaching people to be famous', quite similar to my elder in the past. If he heard your remarks at that time, he would definitely applaud you."
Er Gou couldn't help jokingly said: "I don't know which elder of Mrs. Shi, if I have a chance, I will visit one or two, just to build a relationship."
The old man Chen Tongye smiled and said, "If you want to visit that person, it's not difficult. You just need to draw a knife on your neck, and you can meet him!"
Ergou sneered and said, "Let's forget it then."
The three of them were chatting and laughing, but they brought the skin and heart of the golden-haired deer into the main hall of the Tutu Temple. Then they divided and cleaned the meat of the golden-haired deer and stewed it in a pot.
Originally, Ergou wanted to show off his cooking skills, but who would have thought that the meat of this golden-haired deer is different from that of ordinary yellow deer.In response to that sentence, high-end ingredients often only need the simplest cooking method.
Stew in clear water!
When the meat is cooked and the bones are rotten, put the meat in a large basin.
A part of it was finely cut into slices of meat, but it was for Mrs. Pang to eat. She came from a wealthy family, so she needed to be delicate and elegant in her eating.
As for Ergou and Chen Tonghe, they are more bold and unrestrained.He and others were holding a deer's leg and eating voraciously. They were really enjoying themselves.
The deer meat is tender and smooth, and tastes good.
When they were full of food, Master Pang brought a jar of rice wine, poured a bowl with Chen Tongai and Ergou, and said, "With this delicacy, it will be even more delicious if paired with fine wine."
Ergou looked at the master, saw him holding the bowl, drank in one gulp, and gestured to Ergou with the empty bowl.
Er Gou felt a sense of arrogance rising from the bottom of his heart, and immediately picked up the bowl and gulped it down.
This rice wine is refreshing and sweet, yet very refreshing, making it a perfect accompaniment to meals.
This is Ergou's first time drinking alcohol in this life, he didn't know how much he drank, he was so happy, he just felt refreshed.
When the wine is full and the meat is full, it is already the climax of the moon.
The two dogs, holding their bulging bellies in their hands, said goodbye to the master and his wife, and then staggered home.
Halfway through the journey, I saw a tall man coming towards me. He helped the two dogs and whispered, "Uncle, why are you back so late? Are you drunk?"
Er Gou was a little drunk, and the rice wine had a great aftertaste. He glanced at the person and found that it was his sister-in-law. I poured...good wine! It was very satisfying to eat! Sister-in-law...have you ever eaten...?"
The sister-in-law whispered: "Uncle is drunk, I will help you go home and rest."
Ergou argued: "I'm not drunk! Ah...sister-in-law, please be gentler."
But it was the sister-in-law who raised her arms, dragged the two dogs and left.
As they walked, Ergou noticed something was wrong in the direction.
He couldn't help asking: "Sister-in-law... is this direction the wrong way?"
(End of this chapter)
Among all evil creatures, the golden-haired deer is famous for its gorgeous fur and its ability to perform illusions.
Therefore, the equipment made of golden deer leather not only has a more luxurious appearance and conceals the power of Tianzun, but also comes with a more practical special effect, which has a certain chance of being immune to the illusion from Xie Chong.
This also makes the skin peeled off from this golden retriever evil creature one of the most sought-after leather materials in the world.
Ergou used his spiritual energy to let the power of thunder penetrate the corpse of the evil creature, dispelling the evil spirit attached to its flesh.
It's just that the evil energy did not dissipate directly, because they could not escape from the golden deer's skin, so they could only gather inward and accumulate in the internal organs of this evil thing.
When the thunder completely soaked the golden-haired deer, purifying its flesh and blood, its belly swelled up on its own, and there was a deafening heartbeat, the monster's corpse unexpectedly "alive".
Chen Tong'e, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately stepped forward and untied the twine binding the golden-haired deer, pulled off the entire skin covering its body, and then cut open the evil creature's belly with a knife.
This golden deer has never had its internal organs disemboweled and cleaned since it was hunted.This time Chen Tonge opened its abdominal cavity, and the two dogs took a look, only to find that most of the internal organs and intestines inside the evil thing had shrunk, except for a black heart as big as a coconut, which was beating "dong dong".
Ergou couldn't help being shocked, he subconsciously glanced at Chen Zongfu beside him, but saw that he was closing his eyes tightly, not looking at the evil black heart, but his whole body was trembling violently.
It's just that the black heart of the evil deer was beating more and more powerfully, and Chen Zongfu became more and more helpless, beads of sweat the size of a bean sprouted from his forehead, rolling down.
Mrs. Pang, who had been watching with cold eyes, shouted: "Since it's unbearable, why not leave early! What can you do if you just endure it?!"
When Chen Zongfu heard the words, his whole body was shocked, he turned his head and ran out of the Earth Temple.
After Chen Zongfu left, the evil deer's heart died down and shrank into a light red deer heart the size of a fist.
Ergou asked in surprise: "Master, what is the reason for this change in the monster's heart?"
Master Pang picked the heart from the abdomen of the evil thing, clapped her hands and said with a smile: "This is a rare treasure, called the mirror of the heart, which can illuminate people's private affairs and detect good and evil."
The two dogs couldn't help but laugh and said: "How can a deer's heart be called a 'mirror'? How can it illuminate the secrets of people's hearts?"
But the teacher said, "You don't know that the eyes are the gateway to the heart.
If someone looks at this mirror, the heart will not change if a gentleman looks at it without any hindrance; if someone has an evil heart and a vicious heart looks at it, the outer heart will beat and change color, and it will be linked with the heart of the viewer. Get restless. "
Ergou said in surprise: "Then the village chief didn't look at this heart just now, so why can't he bear it?"
Master Pang sneered and said: "This mirror is made of gathering evil spirits, and it is good at perceiving malice. Even if the guy doesn't look at it, he should be affected. But he has self-knowledge. If he really looks at it a few times, he might want to The heart squeezed through the chest and abdomen, burst and died."
As she said that, she turned her head to look at Chen Tong'e, and said, "Boss, did you warn that guy in advance so that he was prepared?"
Chen Tong'e didn't dare to look at Mrs. Pang, turned his head away and said, "Zong Fu is also the old man's nephew. It would not be beautiful if he died here suddenly. Besides, he has lost his son recently, so he will feel aggrieved. As long as he didn't commit any serious crimes If you are wrong, you will not be punished by death.”
Master Pang snorted coldly and said: "The benevolence of a woman! Zilai Qingping started at the end of the day, and the evil omens are manifested in the ant gaps! His evil deeds have been revealed today. Even though he has not made any serious mistakes before, it does not mean that he will not continue to do evil in the future. , killing the innocent.
Aside from other things, he couldn't easily forgive him for plotting against the son of a bitch. "
Chen Tong'e said helplessly: "According to what you said, nine out of ten people in this world can be killed. If you act like this, then you and I will really become world-killing demons!"
Don't worry, that guy Zongfu is incompetent. He has no talent in reading, little perseverance in martial arts, and little courage. He is only a little clever, but in the end he will never achieve anything great, nor can he do any great evil.In a few days, the old man told him that it would help to untie his knot and calm his mind. "
Ergou also supported him and said: "Master's wife, please show mercy to others. The village chief is also a good person, so why did you deal with him so casually?!"
Mrs. Pang said angrily: "You son of a bitch! You also opened the gate of heaven, and you have some supernatural powers, how can you not be aware of his malice towards you?!"
Ergou smiled slightly and said: "So what if you notice it? Master Wife, I am not a man of gold and jade, so it is impossible for everyone to like me.
Even if the village chief and his family hate me, as long as he doesn't come to murder me, everything will be fine.When he dares to come to harm each other, he will be stabbed to death with a left and right shot. "
Master Pang was stunned for a moment when she heard the words, but she couldn't help laughing out loud after a while, even the witch's attire was revealed and she couldn't stop herself.
After laughing enough, Mrs. Pang praised: "You are really grand, you have the essence of 'teaching people to be famous', quite similar to my elder in the past. If he heard your remarks at that time, he would definitely applaud you."
Er Gou couldn't help jokingly said: "I don't know which elder of Mrs. Shi, if I have a chance, I will visit one or two, just to build a relationship."
The old man Chen Tongye smiled and said, "If you want to visit that person, it's not difficult. You just need to draw a knife on your neck, and you can meet him!"
Ergou sneered and said, "Let's forget it then."
The three of them were chatting and laughing, but they brought the skin and heart of the golden-haired deer into the main hall of the Tutu Temple. Then they divided and cleaned the meat of the golden-haired deer and stewed it in a pot.
Originally, Ergou wanted to show off his cooking skills, but who would have thought that the meat of this golden-haired deer is different from that of ordinary yellow deer.In response to that sentence, high-end ingredients often only need the simplest cooking method.
Stew in clear water!
When the meat is cooked and the bones are rotten, put the meat in a large basin.
A part of it was finely cut into slices of meat, but it was for Mrs. Pang to eat. She came from a wealthy family, so she needed to be delicate and elegant in her eating.
As for Ergou and Chen Tonghe, they are more bold and unrestrained.He and others were holding a deer's leg and eating voraciously. They were really enjoying themselves.
The deer meat is tender and smooth, and tastes good.
When they were full of food, Master Pang brought a jar of rice wine, poured a bowl with Chen Tongai and Ergou, and said, "With this delicacy, it will be even more delicious if paired with fine wine."
Ergou looked at the master, saw him holding the bowl, drank in one gulp, and gestured to Ergou with the empty bowl.
Er Gou felt a sense of arrogance rising from the bottom of his heart, and immediately picked up the bowl and gulped it down.
This rice wine is refreshing and sweet, yet very refreshing, making it a perfect accompaniment to meals.
This is Ergou's first time drinking alcohol in this life, he didn't know how much he drank, he was so happy, he just felt refreshed.
When the wine is full and the meat is full, it is already the climax of the moon.
The two dogs, holding their bulging bellies in their hands, said goodbye to the master and his wife, and then staggered home.
Halfway through the journey, I saw a tall man coming towards me. He helped the two dogs and whispered, "Uncle, why are you back so late? Are you drunk?"
Er Gou was a little drunk, and the rice wine had a great aftertaste. He glanced at the person and found that it was his sister-in-law. I poured...good wine! It was very satisfying to eat! Sister-in-law...have you ever eaten...?"
The sister-in-law whispered: "Uncle is drunk, I will help you go home and rest."
Ergou argued: "I'm not drunk! Ah...sister-in-law, please be gentler."
But it was the sister-in-law who raised her arms, dragged the two dogs and left.
As they walked, Ergou noticed something was wrong in the direction.
He couldn't help asking: "Sister-in-law... is this direction the wrong way?"
(End of this chapter)
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