The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 30
Ergou looked at his master in surprise, and couldn't help asking: "What happened? Master, where are you and your wife going?"

Chen Tong'e barely concealed his pride and happiness. He grinned like a naughty boy and said, "Hahaha! Your mistress is pregnant, son of a bitch! Do you know? Your master, I want to be a father." Already! A real father. Hahaha—”

When Ergou heard this, he also showed a bright smile and said: "Congratulations to the master, congratulations to the master. The master is really getting stronger with age, getting stronger with age, pearls grow from old oysters, pearls grow from old oysters, old horses know the way, and you are disrespectful when you are old..." ·”

Chen Tong'e was quite elated at first, but the more he listened to it, the more he felt something was wrong, and he couldn't help shouting: "Stop, stop! What nonsense are you bastards talking? Who is old and disrespectful?" ?! The old man sees you as the one who doesn't cultivate virtue, and your voice is absurd!"

But Er Gou was stunned and couldn't help asking: "Master, why did you say that? This apprentice is innocent, and he hasn't done anything bad!"

Chen Tong sneered and scolded: "Don't be sloppy, you boy! Let me ask you, old man, who did you meet when you got home last night? Where did you spend the night? Who tore your clothes? Do you really think the old man doesn't know? ?!"

Ergou felt cold sweat break out on his back after hearing this. He knew that any excuse at this time was feeble, so he could only cover his face with his hands and said in shame: "I am so ashamed that I want to die! I was drunk and messed up last night." Sex is about doing something I shouldn’t do with someone I shouldn’t do! This time my master exposed me, I’m really ashamed!”

Chen Tonge shook his head and said: "The old man doesn't care about your scandal with that stupid daughter-in-law! But you have to know that if you didn't do that kind of thing last night, the old man will take you to the town to have sex with another woman." It's a good thing for the baby. It's just that if you can't stand the temptation, naturally the good things will disappear."

Ergou looked at his master in surprise and couldn't help but ask: "Master! Qi Bo! What do you mean by what you said?"

Chen Tong'e suddenly changed his serious expression, and said, "Son! You are an awakened person who has opened the gate of heaven. There are some taboos you must keep in mind: desire—desire is not only a kind of motivation, but also a bowl of poison. It cannot be suppressed and rejected, nor can it be overindulged.

At your age, when Mu Shaoai was young, you can't be as ignorant as ordinary boys.Originally, your mistress fell in love with the daughter of Liu Xiucai's family in the town. The doll was beautiful and talented, and she was going to give her to you as a concubine. Who would have thought... Alas!You kid is out of luck, so you have to let it go. "

But Ergou couldn't help but feel warm, this master and wife are really capable, they all say that arranged marriage violates that kind of freedom, but if it is arranged for the third child, it will be another matter.

He said: "I am ashamed, my disciple! What you did was ridiculous! It was a waste of all the painstaking efforts of the master and wife."

Chen Tong'e shook his hand and said, "The change of this matter has nothing to do with you, but it's your teacher's wife."

Ergou said apologetically: "Master, where did you start talking about this?!"

Chen Tong'e sighed and said, "Teacher, you have to know the truth. Eliminating demons and monsters is not really killing those evil things, but expelling their essence from this world.

For those evil spirits, being able to descend into the mortal world is a rare opportunity. If we repel and expel them, it is tantamount to blocking their chance. Do you think they will hate us? ! "

Ergou also sighed and said: "It's natural to hate! And it's a hatred that is as sworn as heaven! As the saying goes, destroying a person's wealth is like killing his parents, but the hatred that destroys a person's opportunity is probably ten times that!"

Chen Tong'e nodded and said, "Your speech is a bit better than that scholar's. That's right! Any exorcist in this world will almost never end well in the end.

However, since your master opened the Heavenly Gate when she was young and embarked on the road of eliminating demons, she has expelled countless demons and eliminated several strange monsters in the past few decades, but in doing so, she has aroused countless evil hatreds.

Normally, they would still be able to do nothing for you, Master.But now that your wife is pregnant, this is equivalent to an additional vulnerability that is almost open to the evil spirits.

Now the old man needs to take your wife to Bianliang, Tokyo to seek help, but he no longer has time to help you be a matchmaker and a concubine.

So you kid is equivalent to losing a good marriage. "

Er Gou was able to distinguish between the serious and the serious, and he said seriously: "The safety of the teacher's wife and the junior or junior sister in her belly is more important than Mount Tai, so naturally they need to be dealt with first-class.

How can such an unsightly little thing like disciple disturb the master's energy!Compared with the safety of the master and wife, not to mention a mere daughter of the Liu family, even ten, hundreds, or thousands of them will just do nothing! "

As he spoke, he said in a loud voice: "Master! Since ancient times, the master has something to do, and the disciple will do his best. Master and wife can only give orders when there is something that can be used by the disciple. !"

Chen Tong'e, however, heard his apprentice's bold words, and felt very relieved.It doesn't matter whether the two dogs are sincere or not, but at least it is very comforting to hear.

Chen Tong said: "My apprentice, you are still too young to be involved in those high-end battles. Don't worry, your wife has a deep following in Bianliang City, and I am not an old man." Lonely, I have close friends to turn to for help.

Sorry, son of a bitch!From now on, the old man may only let you cruise around this land alone.Be careful of those demons and strange monsters, get rid of them if you can get rid of them, and save your life if you can't get rid of them.Don't be so stubborn and ignorant. "

But Er Gou nodded his head hard a few times, and said: "Master, don't worry, even if this disciple is desperate for his life, he must keep this country safe."

Chen Tonge smiled and said: "You are a naughty bitch. I'm really not worried that you will seek your own death as a teacher. If you really run into any trouble that can't be solved, you can go to the place forty miles northwest of Ye County. The Lingji Guan asked the Taoist Lingji for help. He is the old man's old friend. He has good skills and some strategies. He is very extraordinary. If he is willing to help, he will definitely be able to solve your disaster."

Ergou couldn't help but be moved, and said in a deep voice: "Disciple, I have written it down! Master, please feel free to leave. I will protect everything here."

Chen Tong'e nodded with satisfaction and said: "Although you have someone to help relieve Mu Ai's urgent situation, remember not to indulge too much. Since my master is no longer around, you should continue to practice martial arts diligently and practice your skills as always. Don't be lazy.

Also, this earth temple is temporarily entrusted to you to take care of and take care of!You can also move here.

You can use the weapons and equipment in the warehouse if you can, and find a place to bury the unusable!Especially those few pairs of armor, since it is too late for the teacher to take them away, you must hide them well, so as not to cause trouble. "

There is a reason for what Chen Tong'e said. The Song Dynasty banned armor and crossbows, but swords, guns, bows and arrows were not allowed.Although Chen Tong'e is old, he is a general in the military and is qualified to wear armor.

Ergou, as a commoner, did not have such qualifications. Therefore, it was fine for Chen Tonge to wear and collect the warzi armor and rhinoceros leather armor, but Ergou's collection would inevitably lead to lawsuits.

(End of this chapter)