The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 38 How Scared the Donkey!

The perception from psychic power told Ergou that the other party didn't seem to be lying.

He looked at Hu's parents and grandson who were full of regrets, and said in a playful manner: "So, not only is it not a bad thing that you were robbed this time, Brother Hu, but you had a few yellow beam dreams, and you learned your skills in vain."

Unexpectedly, Hu's family and grandson smiled bitterly and said: "Those evil spirits confuse and torture me many times, just to slacken my will, squeeze and divide my soul, and give me many benefits just as bait.

The illusion of Huangliang is false and not real, and all things are false, only pain is real.

Now the essence of my soul is actually riddled with holes, and these pains will inevitably be reflected on my body. "

Er Gou looked at this pale young man with vicissitudes in his haggard eyes far beyond his appearance, but his heart was quite heavy. He didn't know how to comfort this miserable poor man.

Anyone who is interested in exorcising evil spirits and subduing the world, the first lesson when entering the industry is to be familiar with the dangers of evil worship. The cruel descriptions (which are not even close to one-tenth of the truth) are enough to scare away most beginners who are not strong-willed enough.

Although this will cause 90.00% of the candidates to be eliminated before they really get started, it is a very necessary screening, because those who are not strong enough in psychological quality and lack of courage are not qualified to face the real evil.

Of course, those stupid, bold and reckless people are not qualified candidates.

Only those who have the spirit of "Though there are tens of thousands of people, I will go" are the most suitable candidates to be the guardians of the world.

Ergou naturally knew that if what the Hu family's eldest grandson said was true, then he would be in a miserable old age.It can be said that any substantial comfort and sympathy will not only fail to help this poor soul, but will make him slip deeper on the edge of falling into the abyss.

And the best consolation for the grandson of the Hu family is to ignore his past, treat ordinary people with a normal heart, and use the good medicine of "time" to cure the nightmare in his soul.

Er Gou sighed secretly, and said: "Forget it, I believe you are. Brother Hu, please say goodbye to your ancestors. After today, your surname will no longer be Hu, unless one day you can be reborn. , turned into reality."

As the saying goes, there are no absolutes in the world, even if it is a broken soul that has been destroyed by Xie Chong, if it is a coincidence, it may be repaired, and it may even be improved to a higher level.

But that kind of adventure is really slim, even if Ergou has the memory of his previous life, he can't force it.

After all, if he had such an opportunity, he would still wish for it.

The eldest grandson of the Hu family kowtowed nine times in front of his ancestral grave. When he got up, he was already a little dizzy.

Seeing this, Ergou said, "Let's go! Let's go to the village to borrow a donkey, just for you to use instead of transportation."

The eldest grandson of the Hu family shook his head and said: "Grandfather, don't worry about me, I have all my hands and feet, and I can walk on my own."

Er Gou laughed and said, "You guys don't know it. I've come here and walked like flying, faster than a galloping horse. With your sluggish footsteps, isn't it my burden? If you don't borrow a donkey to travel with you, when the time comes Do you still want me to carry you?"

The eldest grandson of the Hu family turned red when he heard this. He just said that Ergou was considerate of him but worried about his self-esteem, so he made an excuse and felt a hint of warmth in his heart besides being angry.

Ergou and the grandson of the Hu family returned to Xiaoba village again. Ergou left the grandson of the Hu family to wait outside the village, and went to see Hu Lichang to borrow a donkey.It's just that, when the grandson of the Hu family saw Er Gou leading a big chestnut donkey out of the village, he was a little surprised because he knew the donkey.

The donkey is the best Northwest donkey (Guanzhong donkey), with chestnut hair, only the mane and tail hair are pale, tall, with a high head and neck, well-proportioned structure, and a beautiful figure. It is a treasure of the Hu family.

This donkey has some history.

Chang Huli once went to Yanqing Road in the northwest to join the army. At that time, a group of people retired and returned to their hometowns. Most of them brought gold, silver, cloth and silk. But he came back with a few donkeys and colts, and many people laughed at him.

But as time went by, people discovered that Hu Li Chang was actually a man of great wisdom.The Hu family used these donkeys and colts to cross-breed with local donkeys, but they prospered and lived even more luxuriously than those houses with gold and silver collections.

And this big chestnut donkey is the donkey breed recently selected by the Hu family, let alone lend it to others, it is hard for ordinary people to see it.

Now the donkey has been borrowed by Ergou. How can Hu's family and grandchildren not be surprised?

Er Gou led the donkey, smiled at the eldest grandson of the Hu family, and said, "I was talking about borrowing a donkey to travel, but Hu Lizhang actually wanted to give me such a good donkey, it's really extravagant to hide his arrogance."

The eldest grandson of the Hu family was choked with sobs, but he said: "My grandfather has always done things with great generosity, and most people are not as good as him. Alas! He was born at the wrong time, otherwise he would have accomplished a great career. My benefactor must not underestimate this. Donkeys are the steeds of the northwest. If they are placed well, they can be a source of wealth."

Er Gou laughed and said, "You look down on me so much. If I ask for money, even if I ask for money, I will take it for nothing. Why bother with a donkey. Don't waste your time talking, you may ride on it yourself." Got this donkey?"

The eldest grandson of the Hu family didn't believe Ergou's bragging, but he was also infected by his arrogance, and said: "My family has no shortage of donkeys and mules. When I was young, I used to ride a running donkey (a donkey specially ridden for transportation) with my father. This big donkey Although majestic, I can also control it.

It's just that I am riding a donkey myself, but asking my benefactor to walk is not in line with etiquette. "

Er Gou said: "I think this donkey is very arrogant. You can ride it as long as you can. I'm afraid you won't be able to ride it, but it will be a waste of my efforts. Let's get on the donkey, we have to hurry."

When it came time to practice, the two found some trouble.

Because the donkey is too tall, its shoulder height is almost as high as the ears of the two dogs, and it is even lower than the head of the grandson of the Hu family. Moreover, there is no saddle and stirrups on the donkey's back, only a soft cushion on the back. superior.

Moreover, the big donkey was not very willing to cooperate and let the two "two-legged beasts" climb on its back, often making some mistakes.

Therefore, even if the two dogs carried the eldest grandson of the Hu family, they could not actually ride on the donkey's back several times.

After another failed attempt to climb on the back of the donkey, the eldest grandson of the Hu family looked at the big donkey standing aside and howled happily, and said a little discouraged: "Grandfather, don't waste your energy in vain. I have no fate. Don't be such a splash."

Er Gou was a little annoyed, snorted and said, "I think this beast is toasting and not eating fine wine, and his feelings are less whipped! Just look at my skills, I will teach it to carry you honestly! "

As he spoke, he grabbed the rein and casually gave the plague-stricken donkey "electric therapy of love", as the saying goes, "Deep love comes with severe responsibility", but the donkey couldn't take care of it, and immediately went stiff Lie down, the hair all over the body is fluffy and upside down, and later it is full of feces and urine.

When the donkey regained his strength, he stared at Er Gou in horror, and wanted to run away together, but Er Gou casually added an "electrotherapy", which made the poor donkey feel his heart once again. .

In the end, the grandson of the Hu family rode the donkey smoothly.

This donkey is also smart. When it starts to run, it walks slowly at first, then walks quickly, and finally runs as fast as a fierce horse.

When the donkey thought he had escaped from the two dogs, he happily shouted "Ahhh! Ahhh!..." happily.

While it was running leisurely, it began to think about how to get rid of the little "two-legged beast" on its back. However, when it turned back, it saw the terrifying evil god following it with a smile about ten steps away.

The big donkey was so frightened that he farted loudly and his cheerful braying stopped abruptly.

It ran harder and harder, but found that even if it relied on its sprint speed to pull the man a distance away, the donkey is not good at sprinting, and it has a person on its back, so it has to slow down before it can run very far.

After a while, that terrible guy was able to catch up again by running with incomparable stamina.

Is this guy still a person?
What a frightening donkey!

(End of this chapter)