The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 42 Two dogs escape from marriage ([-])

But it is said that after the Ergou's sister-in-law left the earth temple and returned home, she also chopped up an air-dried chicken in the courtyard, stewed half of it on the stove, and distilled cooking cakes.

By the well, I carefully took care of my makeup in front of a bronze mirror.

At this time, the door of the main hall also opened, and Ergouniang walked out. She looked at her daughter-in-law's full of sultry appearance, especially her fine cloth skirt and the rare bronze mirror from all over the country. I am so angry.

At my age, I have never enjoyed such a good thing!
The second dog girl walked to the well with heavy steps and said angrily: "You are just seducing my dog, how dare you stay out at night? Could it be that you are deliberately becoming a monster?"

By the way, after Chen Tong'e and his wife left, Ergou moved to live in the temple, and Ergou's mother also returned to the old house to live with her daughter-in-law and grandson.

The sister-in-law Gu Zi stroked her temples in front of the bronze mirror, and only smiled lightly: "How can I be a demon? I only play with Ergou. He is patient and only kills me overnight. I am too weak to get out of bed, so I have to Live with him!"

"Bah! So shameless!" Ergou Niang scolded angrily: "My dog ​​has always been weak, how can he bear the abuse of a greedy bitch like you! I'm warning you, don't mess with my dog ​​again in the future!"

The two-dog sister-in-law took away the bronze mirror, stared at her mother-in-law, and said, "Mother-in-law (mother-in-law), what you are saying is equivalent to farting. I am just waiting for the sowing of seedlings in this big ripe field, how can I be free! You The second dog is not allowed to plant, do you want other wild species to enter the field to grow vines?!"

The second bitch couldn't help being furious: "How dare you?!"

The woman sneered and said: "I dare not in this Chenjiazhuang. Huzi and I can't bear the persecution of your mother-in-law, so we have to go back to our mother's house to live temporarily. We will live with him for three or five years until we give birth to a child." Wouldn't it be good for the living treasures of the two girls to come back to announce the good news to you!"

Er Gou Niang was so angry that she could hardly stand still. She staggered a few times, then she regained her composure, and said through gritted teeth, "Okay, okay! What a cunning bitch! I won't stop you from playing with Ergou." Yes, you also have to take care of my dog's body and bones, don't hurt him! If not, I will fight hard but don't die, but I won't give up with you!"

The woman smiled happily when she got the promise, and she just smiled and said: "My good woman, no one in the village knows that Brother Ergou is your sweetheart! I also have some experience in serving men, so I won't lose his body You don't know, Ergou brothers have been trained to be as strong as steel since they joined Master Chen Taibao, and they are full of patience, even three or five big fools combined are not as good as him!"

The second bitch girl covered her face with her hands and said, "I must not listen to your dirty talk. Have you finished using this bronze mirror? After you have finished using it, let me use it with you. I didn't wash myself when I got up early in the morning, so I just used it." "

As he said that, he grabbed it with his hands.

But the woman's complexion changed immediately, she had some time to spare, she had quick eyes and quick hands, she just hid the bronze mirror behind her back, and said straightly: "This is a gift that Brother Ergou bought for me, how can I borrow it from you."

The second son of a bitch only smiled and said: "I just borrowed it, and I will only pay you back later."

The woman said: "Don't try to deceive me. If I really lend it to you, I'm afraid the meat and bones will be thrown to the dogs - there will be no return!"

Ergou Niang couldn't keep it off her face, and she immediately said with a smile: "Last time, Gouer bought fine cloth to make clothes for you, but I didn't say anything about it. The bronze mirror I bought this time should be of use to me as a mother (here is "use"). "It means use share, benefit)."

The woman reprimanded mercilessly: "The mother-in-law thinks beautifully, but you are old and yellow, and the hedgehog (not a typo, referring to the fluffy hair like a hedgehog) is shy, and you are blind with this precious mirror!"

The old woman flew into a rage and cursed: "You bitch, I have one laying hen occupying two chicken coops and you are not satisfied, and you want to covet the benefits that my dog ​​gives me! You are really embarrassed." !”

The woman herself scolded him without any sign of weakness.

Like the fighting hens, the two stretched their necks and sprayed each other for half the morning, until the tiger got up, clamoring for hunger, and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law stopped fighting.

But after breakfast, the mother-in-law and the daughter-in-law had another excuse to argue. Unfortunately, the second mother-in-law was old and frail, lacked energy, lost her voice, and was at a disadvantage, and she was ultimately defeated.

It's just that the old woman was unwilling after all, and said in her heart: After all, I can't compare to this bitch who is young and strong, so I can't criticize her.If she was at a disadvantage like this, how could she take charge at home? She had to find a way to overpower her.

The second son of a bitch pondered a lot in her mind and was distressed several times, but finally she really thought of a brilliant killer move.

"Why don't I talk about a marriage with the dog again, and find a pungent and filial lady who is doing things, and is working with the old man to defeat that bitch! Isn't it wonderful!"

This old woman is also an impatient person, and she starts to act when she has an idea.

She then found Shunfeng'er, a famous matchmaker in the village, who was the mother-in-law of the youngest Chen's family. The mother-in-law knew all the girls and wives from all over the country. Ergouniang wanted to find a matchmaker for her second son. A satisfactory daughter-in-law, but she has to come forward.

But if you want to ask someone for help, you can't just go empty-handed.

Ergouniang trotted all the way to the Tutu Temple, hoping to ask her son for two dried chickens as souvenirs.

It's a pity that the gate of the Earth Temple is closed, but the old woman can't ask for it.

Nothing!She had no choice but to go home and pick the thinnest deer leg from the barn as a gift.

It's just that when she was about to go out, she happened to bump into the eldest daughter-in-law, and the woman asked in surprise: "Mother, how much do you cherish this deer leg in the past, and don't let it be touched when you are leisurely! But this time you carried it out for envoy, why is it?" reason?"

Er Gou Niang opened her eyes and said pretentiously: "The youngest of the family, the big-eared woman, wants to arrange a marriage for Er Gou. It is said that the little girl in the opposite family has a very upright appearance and is very capable of causing trouble (a fierce positive statement). ! I feel that such a girl is just right for a dog. I have decided with others that as long as the big-eared woman is very slippery, she must be treated with heavy gifts! Hehe! With this deer leg as a gift, measure that woman There are no words to say!”

The woman's heart skipped a beat when she heard it, and she was stunned at the time, but when she realized it, her mother-in-law was already far away.

Anxious, she turned around and called her son, and said: "Huzi, your grandma is going to visit Mr. Chen's house, and she is going to tell your second uncle a daughter-in-law! Your grandma also brought a big deer leg as a gift. Just go and eat with them and listen to what they have to say, so that we can know what kind of person your future aunt will be."

Hu Zi is just the age of greedy mouth, and he is very curious, so he happily chased grandma away, leaving the woman alone there anxious.

Let's say that these two bitches went to Chen Laoyao's house to talk to the old woman.

The old lady of Chen's family has a pair of conspicuous big ears. She knows the secrets of Ergou's family quite well, but she was blinded by the deer legs that came to her door, but she racked her brains to get along with her. The second bitch thinks about it.

(End of this chapter)