The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 46 Two dogs escape from marriage ([-])

Ergou doesn't have any predecessors, but his future wife is no different from his predecessors in front of his sister-in-law.

Therefore, the two dogs just laughed and said: "I have a sister-in-law, which is enough for me. I have a wife, but here you come to ruin our friendship!"

Mrs. Yang was even more moved when she heard it, and she persuaded her earnestly: "Uncle's words don't make sense. The humble concubine is like a willow" ), the status is embarrassing, wouldn’t it be a crime to delay my uncle’s life-long event?! Uncle Kuang only cares about my personal friendship, and he won’t be a well-known housewife, so he will be ridiculed in the future!”

Only then did Ergou realize that his sister-in-law was not joking with him, but actually planned to find a serious wife with him, which was beyond his expectation.

This sister-in-law is in a daze.

Ergou always has some emotional intelligence, so he couldn't change his words on the spot and talk about marrying a wife. He just followed the words and declined: "My sister-in-law is very impatient. The fact is that marrying a wife is far away. Don't worry! Don't worry!"

Mrs. Yang rolled his eyes at him and said, "Uncle is not in a hurry, but someone is in a hurry!"

Ergou couldn't help laughing and said: "Why are you anxious? Could it be that sister-in-law, you feel that you can't bear me, and want to find someone to take over?! I can promise in advance that if you don't have such a charming beauty as sister-in-law, you won't have to break up with me. !"

"Bah! You don't want to be shy, you don't feel ashamed to say such obscenities to me!" Sister-in-law patted him feigning anger, and scolded with a smile.

From the few months since she established a relationship with Ergou, she has already figured out this. The nature of a brother-in-law in the family.

He is a greedy and beautiful person, but he is lustful but not lewd. He is greedy but moderate. He is a gift to his daughter's family.

Although Ergou jokingly said that he wanted to choose the beauty, Mrs. Yang felt relieved. She believed that as long as Ergou knew the appearance of the opponent of the Fan family, she would definitely not agree to marry him. .

So she stopped smiling and said seriously: "It's not me who is impatient, it's our mother. Today she brought a deer leg to the big-eared woman to find a good girl for you and marry her!"

Ergou said in surprise, "Oh? Why is my mother so impatient?"

Mrs. Yang sneered and said: "Because she sees that she loves me like glue and often buys me good things, she is always jealous in her heart. She was defeated in the previous quarrel with me, so she wanted to find a troublesome bride to come in. Join forces to restrain me."

Of course Ergou knew that there were often quarrels between his sister-in-law and his mother-in-law, but even he, a time traveler, could not do anything about the conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

After all, most of the disputes between the two were caused by trivial matters. How could he, a grown man, intervene?

As long as the two of them don't fight, it's better to stay out of sight and out of mind and let them make noise!
This is also the reason why Ergou moved to Tutu Temple.

Of course, if you want to say that Ergou is biased, that's true. After all, he buys less good things for his wife and more for his sister-in-law. Some things are only suitable for wives, concubines and lovers, and he has no choice but to buy them.

Ergou just smiled and said: "I am short-sighted, and my sister-in-law must not be as knowledgeable as her. She is looking for help from the big-eared woman, and where can she find an opponent who can rival my sister-in-law! I think this matter must have been uncovered. "Tou'er (quasi-tou)."

Mrs. Yang still sneered and said: "Uncle, you look down on that big-eared woman! They really found a suitable girl from a good family. Her ability can be called my strong rival, and she is a perfect match for uncle."

Ergou asked in surprise: "I don't know which family's woman she is, but she can be compared with sister-in-law?"

Madam Yang smiled mysteriously and said, "Don't worry! I'll go to town with you tomorrow morning, just in time to point out the person to you and measure her abilities."

You said that there are beauties fighting to watch, so I won't be sleepy.

Er Gou clapped his palms and said with a smile: "This one is good! My little brother is about to get a glimpse of my sister-in-law's true skills!"

There was nothing to say at night.

In the early morning of the next day, Ergou got up and practiced some guns and sticks, then stewed some porridge and rice from the kitchen, and cut some smoked deer meat as a dish.This roe meat is the body of the golden-haired roe, it is a first-class tonic, and it is suitable for people like sister-in-law who are going to fight to replenish qi.

Mrs. Yang was a little overworked last night. She didn't get up lazily until Ergou prepared the food. When she saw Ergou, she cried out in pain: "Uncle, you hurt me. My hands and feet are so weak today, how can I touch others!"

Ergou said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, don't panic, I have my own magic method to rejuvenate my sister-in-law. Even if she fights with others for [-] rounds, she will still be able to fight."

When it was time to eat, Mrs. Yang ate the roe meat, only then did she realize that Ergou's words were true.She said happily: "I don't think my uncle has such a good medicine in his hand. If there is more, can I share some with the tiger to benefit his body? He is used to practicing martial arts, and he needs the medicine to strengthen his body!"

Er Gou said: "If it's not, I won't agree! Huzi is too young, I'm afraid he can't stand the dryness of this deer meat! You have to wait for his blood to stabilize and grow up before he can enjoy it." This thing."

Mrs. Yang instantly understood the reason, and at the same time she also figured out some of her doubts.

She immediately said angrily: "You are such a scoundrel! I know how patient you are like a donkey and a horse. It turned out that you enjoyed this thing in advance, but you came to me to vent your anger and torture me to death! You are such a bastard!" You are not a son of man!"

The two dogs bowed to each other and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, please don't be angry! Don't be angry! My little brother eats this for the purpose of practicing kung fu and martial arts, strengthening his body and cultivating his strength. Playing with my sister-in-law is just for fun after tea. I am not deliberately teasing my sister-in-law."

Mrs. Yang is not really angry, she just wants to express her surprise.She said: "Hmph! Even if you have to do it on purpose, it's a crime to hide it from me!"

Ergou just smiled and said: "Yes! Yes! Yes! Sister-in-law is absolutely right! It's all my fault, brother. I hope my sister-in-law will not remember the faults of the villain and forgive me."

Only then did Mrs. Yang laugh and said: "I can forgive you. And give me two catties of this medicine so that I can go back to my mother's house as a gift. Uncle, don't worry! Your family will definitely be in the wrong!"

Ergou said with a smile: "As long as my sister-in-law speaks, not to mention two kilograms of meat, even ten or eight kilograms is not a problem. It's just that it's not difficult for me to hunt this strange beast myself. If I want to handle that precious meat well, I need a master." The master's wife can't take action with secret methods.

Now that the two old people are away, the sister-in-law must be careful not to reveal anything to others, so as not to cause trouble and disaster. "

Mrs. Yang nodded and said: "What my uncle said is absolutely true. My sister-in-law will not hide it from you. Your nephew can practice martial arts, but he mostly relies on my natal family for support. It's just that he has a foreign surname, and I am the daughter of a foreign marriage. , none of them can convey my father’s true ability.

I will take these two catties of medicine, one to repay the debts owed by my natal family, and the other to exchange my father for his unique skills, so as to give you and Huzi some good means of self-defense. "

She is really a good sister-in-law in our family!
Ergou held Mrs. Yang's hand and said, "Sister-in-law, just deal with it. Even if it's for free, I have nothing to say!"

The sister-in-law immediately said seductively: "Why should our family's treasures be given away to others for nothing?! Even if my natal family supports Hu Zi's martial arts training, it is not free, there is always a price. Huh! The frustration I suffered from my natal family in the past years Bird's breath is about to break out all at once now!"

Ergou just followed her and said: "Okay, okay! When I get back from the town, I will go to Linshan Town with my sister-in-law, so that I can relieve you of the bad breath that has been accumulated for many years!"

(End of this chapter)