The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 48 It’s not too late to come back after paying homage
At this moment, Ergou felt as if he had been slashed nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine times in a row by the thunder of Jiuxiao Yunlei. Any less would be a disrespect to the father and mother of thunder.

At this time, it was his caring sister-in-law who really sprinkled the last handful of salt and buried the soil in Ergou's heart.

The sister-in-law had already made up her mind, so she glared at the cloth man on purpose, and said loudly, "Don't bluff us, you cloth seller (generally refers to a businessman who likes to talk and lie)! She is obviously a man, but what my brother wants to see is the daughter of the Fan family, how can she look like a man?!"

The cloth seller is used to greet and send them off, so he is naturally good at talking. He laughed loudly and said: "You don't know, people in this world look so strange, there are men with male and female faces, and there are also women with male and female faces." And the daughter of the Fan family is a girl with a male face. She has the body of a strong man. She can hold a mad cow with her strength and catch a pig with one hand. No one in the whole Yuxia Town knows, who doesn't know?! You are a foreigner Fuss!"

The street was not very wide, and the voices of the two deliberately let go, so not only the passers-by around were attracted, even the owner's house in the butcher shop was also shocked.

The female fan of the Fan family was only there to remove the flesh and bones, and never disturbed the outside world at all, but the girl with bright eyes and good looks was a good thing, she looked out when she heard the movement, and then said to the female male with a sweet smile : "Sister Fan, the twitchy-tongued guy across from Cloth Shop is planning on you!"

The female fan of the Fan family peeled the pigskin herself, without even looking up, she just asked: "That guy is so sloppy! How many times have you arranged for me? I don't know how to repent after beating me dozens of times. I'm tired of him! There's nothing new about the boss, let him chew the mill (cattle and sheep regurgitate, which means playing the same old tune) and go!"

Don't look at this woman from the Fan family who looks as rough as Zhang Fei, but her voice is very delicate, even clearer than the beautiful daughter of the Liu family.

The daughter of the Liu family just covered her mouth with a smile, but she had an indescribable charm. She said: "Sister Fan is very generous! She even tolerates the pouty little brother talking to outsiders!"

The woman from the Fan family suddenly raised her head and asked, "What outsider?"

The daughter of the Liu family laughed and said, "Two men and women who came from nowhere. That woman is fine, she only has some brute strength, but her brain is stupid. The man is not. Although he was born short, his stature is very well-proportioned." , by appearance, he should be young, but his knowledge is a bit extraordinary, and he can comprehend some of my father's tricks."

The woman from the Fan family said in shock: "I don't know what kind of person is it that can be praised by your slave girl!"

The daughter of the Liu family pointed her green-white little hand outside the shop and said, "Isn't that it?!"

The woman from the Fan family looked outside, her eyes passed through several figures, but she happened to meet the dull-looking Ergou.

Speaking of which, Er Gou's appearance is not bad, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, jade-like complexion, although he is short, he is not the short-handed and short-legged short dude, he is like a pretty brother with perfect body proportions The shrinkage is just like the male version of the Barbie doll.

However, Er Gou with this appearance is the one who can hit the softest girlish heart of the female man of the Fan family the most.

In particular, Ergou's indifferent eyes and the timidity of a frightened little beast and cub when he looked at her completely aroused the maternal love of the female fan of the Fan family-instinct, this is her own daughter's family. Feelings I've never felt before.

The Fan family woman immediately stood up and slammed the meat knife onto the chopping board, sinking the blade directly into it, leaving only the handle outside.

She walked with heavy steps, but like an old man walking, the bluestone road under her feet made a "thump" sound, and she went straight to the cloth shop guy, and she only grabbed it with her long hand, but it was like grabbing a chicken. Generally lift him up.

At the same time, he shouted coquettishly: "You naughty and sloppy settler! How dare you talk nonsense here? Could it be that the itching of the skin and the beard have loosened a bit!"

The guy was shaking his cheeks and talking vigorously, when he suddenly felt pulled up by a huge force, he suddenly turned pale with fright, and only called out: "Sister Fan, please be merciful, brother, I have a happy event to congratulate you!"

Then he raised his eyes, and as expected, he only saw the rough face of the Fan family woman, glaring at him with a ferocious expression.

He knew in his heart that if he didn't say some clever words, a good fight would be indispensable, and it has always been like this since childhood.

The guy immediately used all his cleverness, tried to squeeze out a little smile, and said: "Sister Fan, let me listen to my brother first, and if it doesn't listen to you, it's not too late to hit me. Anyway, brother, I can't run away here." !”

At this time, the daughter of the Liu family came closer and said with a smile: "Tell me the reason. If you don't like it, don't blame Sister Fan for having an itchy fist!"

The shop assistant smiled and said: "Miss Liu is right! I just talked to these two people for some reason. They are brothers and sisters from the countryside. The elders of the family have talked about a marriage with this boy. He and other siblings came here to see each other without telling their families, and because they didn’t know the real person, they came to me to inquire."

At this point, the waiter gave up and only looked at the jade-like daughter, saying: "Does Madam Liu know who he is looking at?"

The daughter of the Liu family looked like a firefly, and said with a clever smile: "Who is it? Could it be Miss Fan?"

The cloth shop assistant praised like a dog licking: "Ms. Liu is really as smart as a fairy, she really guessed right! This brother and sister came to me to inquire about the sister of the Fan family, but it happened that Mrs. Liu was also there, but this country boy took You made a mistake and just wanted to marry a fairy daughter back home. I couldn't help but say a few words since I couldn't help but think that he had mistaken Feng Jing for Ma Liang."

Speaking of this, the Buzhuang man clasped his fists and smiled at the woman of the Fan family: "This time, my brother is going to congratulate the sister of the Fan family. If you stay in the future, good things will happen. My brother must drink two more glasses of wedding wine!"

Hearing this, the woman from the Fan family didn't have the magnanimity of the past, she was so ashamed that she couldn't stand, she turned her head and ran away.

The daughter of the Liu family saw that the good sisters were going far away, so she didn't go after her, she just sighed and said, "Brother Qiaozuier, you did something bad with good intentions this time, if you didn't reveal the identity of me and Sister Fan, you can't say that Sister Fan This good thing about my son will be completed. But if you interrupt in the middle, I'm afraid there will be twists and turns!"

Buzhuang's buddy is also a sober person. When he heard Liu's daughter's reminder, he suddenly came to his senses. He looked at the stupid Ergou, who didn't have the slightest energy from earlier, and couldn't help but said in shock: "Oh! But I missed a big deal! The old Fan family knows, but he must not beat me to death!"

The daughter of the Liu family sneered playfully and said: "Don't be afraid, Old Man Fan will definitely not scare you to death this time. If there is any inconsistency, I will take you as the top of the tank!"

The guy was shocked and said: "How can this be done? The villain already has a wife and children in his family, so how can he take care of Fan's younger sister's lifelong affairs?!"

But Liu Nuniang just sneered and stopped talking to the cloth shop clerk.

She turned around to look for the young man, only to see him following Mrs. Yang out of the town in a daze. She couldn't help but shouted: "The son-in-law of the Fan family, don't leave!"

At the same time, there was a burst of violent shouting from the depths of the town: "My good son-in-law! Don't let him go! I'll have a few drinks with the Sa's family, and I'll pay my respects to my darling before going back to the door." Not too late!"

(End of this chapter)