The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 50
Let's be honest, it's absurd to ride a horse and a donkey to swing your fists.

Butcher Fan was the one who bullied Er Gou because the donkey was running slowly and was weak alone. He deliberately tried to catch Er Gou with one hand. In fact, if he got angry, he would just pounce on Er Gou's donkey. He could immediately throw the two dogs, man and donkey to the ground.

There is a saying that goes, if you don't do something, you will die, if you do something, you will be punished.

Butcher Fan saw that Ergou's martial arts were extraordinary, especially his many jabs, which were as fast as lightning. He was obviously a good hand with a gun, but the old guy was very happy to see him.

He saw that there were no guns and spears around the two dogs, only a scythe hanging on the back of the donkey, which was obviously not a convenient weapon. He just wanted to take this opportunity to have a good hand with his future son-in-law, and to be used by the donkey. The gun connoisseur suppressed a lifetime of malice.

The term "hand in hand" is a lingo in the world, it can be regarded as a competition that does not aim at hurting others, it can be regarded as a friendly exchange of ideas to the point.

In terms of his horsemanship skills, Ergou felt even more guilty. He only relied on his shooting speed, which he had honed by practicing his Zhongping Qiang every day, thousands or even tens of thousands of times a day, to temporarily frighten his opponent. .

In fact, this is just an empty shelf. To put it bluntly, he punched that fan butcher dozens of times. The opponent may have nothing to do with it, but whenever he gets hit by an opponent, he basically lies down and waits for the wedding ceremony to enter the bridal chamber. life.

Therefore, the two of them only fought for a few times, and Ergou drove the donkey to dodge left and right. Relying on his small stature and low chassis, he tried his best to deal with it.

After the two of them left the town, Ergou turned around and saw his sister-in-law coming out, so he had to continue fighting with Butcher Fan.

After all, this old man Fan is not easy to punch when he is riding on a horse. He missed the second dog several times, but he got angry and shouted to the town: "Bring my weapon! The Sa family wants to fight with Xian!" The son-in-law fights for a hundred rounds!"

A rough face appeared on the top of the fence, but it was either the daughter of the Fan family or someone else, she just grabbed a whistle stick and threw it at her father, but said in her mouth: "Daddy's hands are heavy! What kind of weapons are you using?" I will give you a whistle stick, and be careful, don't break my husband!"

Er Gou's heart trembled when he heard this, he quickly touched the copper mow in his hand, and said to the butcher Fan: "This old man invited me! I am not your son-in-law, everything is a misunderstanding! The cloth man saw me spying on Liu. Ms. Jia, you are deliberately talking nonsense to deceive me! I really have nothing to do with your daughter!"

Butcher Fan was an unreasonable hobbit, he laughed and said, "My nephew did a good deed! My son-in-law, don't we have nothing to do with each other before, we can survive today, you It has something to do with my cute girl! Speaking of which, the Sajia has always seen that you are kind, but you are not the little leather salesman who made a lot of money in front of my shop yesterday?! Good, good! You have such a hair With this ability, once my darling girl gets into your door, I won't have to worry about making a living!"

Speaking of joy, Fan Tuhu waved the whistle stick in an arc in the air, and the stick was subjected to tremendous force, almost bent into a crescent moon, and smashed a piercing "Woo—" in the air The sound made Ergou's heart tremble.

Without him, because of the power of this blow, with Ergou's current physical condition, even ten years of hard training would not be able to hit it.

Because his physical strength is inherently poor.

This is not Ergou's conjecture, but the judgment of his master Chen Tongye.

That old man is the real pervert!In response to Fan Tuhu's blow, Chen Tong'e could not only do better and more easily, he could even play tricks.

But Old Man Chen is far away, and water from afar cannot quench his thirst for nearness.

However, Ergou thought that he might as well use his master's reputation to scare the unreasonable Butcher Fan, so that the rogue would retreat.

So the two dogs stood in the donkey's hands and said loudly: "Old man Fan, please don't bother me endlessly. I am from Chenjia Village in front of the mountain. I have a high court and a mentor. How can I marry your daughter privately? Don't make any mistakes. You must know that my master is not someone to be trifled with!"

Fan Tuhu heard about Ergou's origin, but couldn't help but stop his playful smile, and asked solemnly, "You said you are from Chenjia Village, so who is your master?"

Er Gou proudly said: "My tutor is my seventh uncle, so is Chen Tong'e, the Taibao of Zhenshan!"

Fan Tuhu was stunned for a while with an uncertain expression, and said: "No wonder! The Sa family said, how come there is a good seedling with a gun in this poor country, and it turns out to be the heir of the old man!"

He stared at Ergou coldly and asked: "Boy from the Chen family, can your master still dance with his big iron spear?"

Ergou said with a smile: "my master can eat ten catties of meat, a bucket of rice, and a jar of wine every day. It's just leisure to go over mountains and ridges. Hunting deer and deer is just like picking them up. I have never seen the master use such a big iron gun. !"

But Tuhu Fan murmured with a look of disappointment: "That old guy is going to torture me and wait for the younger generation! He is already seventy years old, but he still has such physical strength and fighting spirit. It's really scary! Terrible! "

It turns out that during the reform period presided over by Wang Anshi, the "Niao Xianggong", after Ye County was withdrawn and merged into Linzhang County, many towns and villages that originally belonged to Ye County began to act evil under the instigation of some people with ulterior motives.

But before these local tycoons could really make a difference, Chen Tong'e, who was already in his fifties at the time, had only one man, one horse and one iron gun, but he killed all the rebellious leaders, large and small, one by one.

Some guys who were too ambitious and evil-minded were even killed by Old Man Chen.

Then the whole Linzhang County became clean and peaceful like never before.

Now, more than 20 years have passed, and many of the parties involved in those years have died in depression, while others are still lurking and waiting, hoping that when Chen Tong'e is taken away by God, they will come out in the future.

Butcher Fan and Liu Xiucai were those who personally experienced the "tragedy" that year. If they had not suffered a huge loss, how could they have been willing to waste their time in a remote town.

Just now, Butcher Fan asked Ergou Chen Tonghe how he was doing. If Ergou didn't answer well, he might be thinking about it again!Even though he and others had long since lost their anger, they didn't mind venting their original anger on Chen Tong'e's relatives, such as massacring Chenjia Village.

Some people may ask what is the relationship between old man Chen's state and the big iron gun, and Er Gou only answers that he can dance.

In fact, any positive answer to this sentence is a trap.

It should be known that Chen Tong'e is already an old man in his 70s, no matter how talented he is, he cannot withstand the killing knife of time, and the decline of his state is inevitable.What old man Chen needs most at this time is to take good care of himself as much as possible, instead of practicing with a big iron gun.

That big iron gun is Chen Tong'e's desperate guy, but if he uses it once, he will lose several years of life, unless the time limit has come and he needs to use that thing to shock people's hearts, otherwise he will only take it out and dance with it if he is stupid!
But Chen Ergou's answer was the most perfect response to Butcher Fan and even his fellow sufferers. This was how Chen Tong'e lived more than 20 years ago. More than 20 years later, his life is still the same.

How many more than 20 years can a life have?

(End of this chapter)