The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 53 Big words
Er Gou strode forward and ran along the country dirt road, and soon caught up with Mrs. Yang who was running in front of her.

This sister-in-law is also a decisive person, because after her uncle gave up his life for her, she beat the donkey and ran all the way, only to run so hard that the donkey was out of breath, but the donkey's gait is really average, and its temper is not good. Bad, after only running for four or five miles, he started kicking, and the stop and go was so annoying, even if Mrs. Yang beat and scolded her several times, it would not help.

This also resulted in Mrs. Yang not being able to run far enough to a safe distance as Ergou expected.

Speaking of which, Mrs. Yang also had extraordinary physical strength. She beat the donkey several times, but her fist landed on the donkey's skin as if it were hitting a slippery oil ball. Without exerting any effort, it just slid away smoothly, which made the donkey even more exhausted.

Ergou saw his sister-in-law's back from behind and thought that she was deliberately slowing down to watch his own safety.So he quickly caught up with her, and asked half helplessly and half angrily: "I asked my sister-in-law to go first, why am I so late? But I don't know if Butcher Fan is chasing me, you and I may not be able to escape!"

Mrs. Yang was very happy to see the two dogs back. She became a little annoyed and said, "Don't you think I don't want to leave quickly? This plague donkey is really useless, so it only ran for three to five miles and didn't listen to it. I ran and rested from time to time. I punched and beat it several times, but I couldn't hurt it even a little bit, so there was nothing I could do."

It's just that since the sound of the two dogs, the donkey has become more honest, and he looks completely different from the tired Lai before, carrying his sister-in-law and running forward with all four hooves, and while running Go and see Ergou.

When the sister-in-law noticed the change in the donkey, she became even angrier and cursed: "This beast is accustomed to watching other people's dishes. It's really annoying and makes me angry!"

Hearing this, Er Gou cast his eyes on the donkey, pretending to be confused, and said: "Is that so? That's what my sister-in-law said, and the donkey has no way to refute it, so I just think it has confessed its crimes! You can go home. So he slaughtered this guy, peeled his skin and ate his meat, in order to dispel the resentment in my sister-in-law's heart!"

The sister-in-law said with anger still lingering: "It's easy to get rid of this evil beast!"

The two dogs only explained: "When the time comes, my sister-in-law will kill the donkey herself, and then just kill a few more times!"

My sister-in-law sat on the donkey's back and laughed and said, "This is good! It makes me feel bad!"

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly felt that the running donkey rushed forward, almost jolting her off.

Then there was a shrill voice, saying: "Not good! Not good! I'm just pretending to be dumb, and you're going to kill a donkey later. How can such an act be done by a gentleman?"

The sister-in-law couldn't help being shocked: "Who is talking?"

Er Gou also stared at the donkey in surprise, and shouted: "This beast can speak human language, could it be that it is possessed by evil worship?"

Just seeing that the speed of Ergou's feet did not fluctuate at all, one could tell that his surprise was not at all significant.

The donkey ran and screamed: "Is the talking donkey Xie Chong? You and other people in the Song Dynasty are really ignorant! I am the divine steed!"

"郃騠" is the name of a good horse in the pre-Qin era. There is a saying in "Huainanzi·Qi Su" that "six horses, four horses and horses".

[Historical Records Biography of the Xiongnu] said at the beginning: "The most common animals are horses, cattle, and sheep, and the most exotic animals are donkeys, mules, 駃騠, 騊駼, and 驒騱."

This 駃騠 is as famous as a bloody horse.

There is an old saying: The son of a mule travels thousands of miles.

It certainly explains the origin of the 郃騠.

We all know that the mules produced by crossbreeding donkeys and horses are generally infertile, but this is not absolute.

A thousand male donkeys are matched with a thousand mares, and for every thousand male mules that are born, there is a chance that a male mule with the ability to reproduce will appear, which is called Pang.

A thousand male horses are mated with a thousand female donkeys, and for every thousand female mules that are born, there is also a certain probability that there will be a female mule capable of breeding.

If a male mule (郃) and a female mule (騠) match each other, they will have a wonderful colt that can travel thousands of miles in a day. This is called a 郃騠.

駃騠 has a rather miraculous feature. This steed is like a donkey when it is young, and surpasses its mother after seven days.The explanation is that 駃騠 is a kind of steed. The young 駃騠 looks like a donkey, but it can run faster than the mother mule that gave birth to it at only seven days old.

The pigeon, the pigeon (a strange beast among camels), the pigeon, the pigeon, etc., together with the pigeon, pigeon, Biao, and the golden-haired deer, are all in the Xie Chong branch.

However, the first four species are relatively docile in comparison, but there are records of domestication and raising.

Ergou was taught the classics by Pang Shiniang and learned many ways to expel evil spirits, so he knew the name "郃騠".

He sneered and said, "Don't be so deceitful, you demon! If you were 駃騠, why did you run a few steps and pretend to be a demon? What about your supernatural power of traveling thousands of miles a day?"

The donkey just barked: "I was born less than a year ago, and I am only a young colt. How can I carry two passengers on a long distance?!"

Ergou wondered: "You are really talking nonsense. I only saw you carrying my sister-in-law on your back. How can you count two times?"

But Yung said: "You hang out with her day and night, but you don't know that she has already conceived and has a baby of Tianhui in her belly. If you take two lives in one life, it will be counted as two times."

But Er Gou didn't care to delve into the true meaning of the donkey's words, he couldn't control the strength on his terrified feet, and suddenly ran a few feet away, then he limped and chased the donkey's side, and asked anxiously: "Didn't you say that my sister-in-law is pregnant? Is it my baby?"

The donkey hadn't even started talking, but the sister-in-law on the donkey's back was already stern and said: "Chen Ergou! I've been paired with you, but I've never been close to other men and women! If it weren't for the seeds planted by you donkey ball, But who is it? Straight mother thief! Don’t you suspect that I don’t obey women’s morals?”

But Er Gou hurriedly said: "Sister-in-law, don't be angry! I have no doubts about you, but the surprise came too suddenly, which is unbelievable. Sister-in-law has been hiding it from me. Since there is such a happy event, why didn't you tell me earlier?! "

The sister-in-law then turned from anger to joy and said: "I...I only got confirmation today, so how could I have time to sue you? Humph! If I hadn't been worried about your child in my belly, don't you think I would have fought to the death with that scoundrel of the Fan family?" ?!”

The second dog smiled so white that he only held the reins of the donkey and scolded it with a shameless face: "You idiot, you must move slower. If you are a little unsteady and shake my sister-in-law, I will not do it." I’ll peel off your skin!”

The donkey said angrily: "You really have no skin, you thought I was slow before, but now you blame me for being fast! Why don't you come and try to be a donkey! Hey! Master, let me tell you that you don't like me. If you listen, you are not good at cloth seeds!"

The two dogs were surprised just now and swung their legs. The pain in their knees was unbearable, so they didn't pay attention to the donkey, but made the guy talk wildly.

But the donkey said: "My lord! After working so hard for several months like you, you have to give birth to only one cub. It is really worrying about the breeding ability! If people in Song Dynasty are as difficult as you to plant seeds, people of your clan are waiting for you. I'm afraid that the family will be wiped out soon!"

(End of this chapter)