The new era of chaos begins in the Song Dynasty

Chapter 74 I'm Not Happy If I Don't Kill Him

Ergou has never underestimated anyone, no matter whether the opponent is a strongman or a grassroots farmer.

It should be noted that the farmer's pitchfork is the best for slaying dragons, the kind of dragons that slay big dragons.

Han Cunbao is very good looking and has a lot of people, Er Gou will not underestimate the enemy no matter what, but he is worried, this time he is afraid that he is going to kill him in the dark, and his blood will flow like a river!
His heart was heavy, but his face didn't show any emotion, he just sat down lazily under the shade of the tree, leaning on the tree trunk, pretending to be impatient and said: "Grandpa doesn't know the nine-legged unicorn or the eight-headed dragon king." ! Don't disturb the Sa family to enjoy the cool and summer heat! Get out of here!"

Just these words made the guy angry, and Han Cunbao, who was sitting on the saddle behind him, also darkened after hearing this.

He went forward on his own initiative, stopped the hero who was about to rush forward, and immediately cupped his hands and said: "I met this little brother Han Xie in Xia Anyang. Han's reputation is not obvious, and it's normal that the little brother doesn't know him." But the little brother came to my Xiangzhou to run rampant all the way, invincible, so that the heroes were at a loss, the hero lost his voice, and his prestige spread far and wide, but he has been admired by Han for a long time! Forgive Han for his cheekiness, please tell me who is the name of the little brother, and where is the person ?”

Ergou sneered: "What? You can't fight me head-on, but you want to explore my roots, find my source, and wait for an opportunity to retaliate?"

The Han family comes from a family of poets and books, and their family education is excellent.

It's just that Han Cunbao's upbringing is good, but it doesn't mean that he has a good temper. When he heard Ergou's sarcasm face to face, he suddenly became angry, and shouted: "I'm rude! Don't let me put you down! Han only sees you for being brave." Yes, I am kind enough to ask you, lest you suffer from unknown misfortune! I don't want you to have such a villainous heart.

That's all!Han Mou just don't ask!
You are the only one who comes here to show off your might, are you deceiving me that there is no one in Xiangzhou? ! "

Er Gou heard the words, but laughed and said: "I don't know how you are? It turns out that you came out to a group of bandits!"

Speaking of this, I have to add a digression. If ancient heroes want to fight and challenge, they always have to get a famous teacher. No matter whether the name is good or bad, it must be justified.

You can't do it without saying anything for no reason. That's not a fight, but a shameless sneak attack, but it will make people in the world laugh.

Such as the two most famous fights in "Water Margin".

One is Lu Tiha's boxing town in Kansai. It should be known that Lu Tiha went there on behalf of justice, but before he did it, he used excuses to find fault, deliberately made things difficult for Zheng Tu, and waited until the other party's anger was aroused before explaining his intentions. Three punches killed him.

If it was Lu Da who went straight to the butcher shop and beat Zheng Tu to death without saying anything, no matter what excuses he made afterwards, no one in the world would say good things about him.

Another classic fight is Wu Erlang drunk and beating Jiang Menshen.

To be honest, the purpose of this fight is not glorious. To put it bluntly, two groups of strong men are fighting for the ownership of a restaurant (Happy Forest), and the leader of the group [Golden Eye Biao] Shi En invited Wu Song to come as a helper.

For a famous hero like Wu Song, it is not easy for him to become famous in this matter.

How did Wu Song do this? He didn't ask Jiang Menshen to put him right the first time he went up, let alone his own reason for coming. He just pretended to be a drunk, went into the Happy Forest to find fault with drinking, and molested the proprietress.

This made Jiang Menshen furious, and then the two sides started fighting until the winner was clear and Jiang Menshen admitted defeat. Wu Song then explained his intention and asked Jiang Menshen to give up the restaurant.

After such a set of procedures, even if Wu Song's purpose is not pure, the heroes in the world can't fault it. They can only say that Wu Erlang is affectionate and righteous.

Let’s go back to Han Cunbao and Ergou for the same reasoning. If Han Cunbao wants to fight Ergou, he can’t shout and kill him as soon as he comes up. He has to find a teacher who is famous, otherwise he will lose his vigor and reputation Whether you win or lose, you will be ridiculed.

It's just that he sarcastically ate Ergou as soon as he came up, but it made Han Cunbao a little bit impatient.

Fortunately, he still has some brains. Hearing Ergou scold him for "getting ahead of the gangsters", he would admit it regardless of his temper, but Han Cunbao couldn't admit it!

He has a clean family background and a bright future, how can he be so slandered, so he stopped his horse and shouted: "Han is not standing up for someone else, but you have defeated me here. There are many heroes in Xiangzhou, and you are too powerful. If a certain family does not take action, I am afraid that other families will laugh at me as a cowardly hero in Xiangzhou!"

Er Gou only sneered and said: "Are you willing to show off your prestige?! In order to avoid trouble, I only rode out on a donkey when I went out this time. I didn't even bring the things I took with me, just to avoid attracting attention.

I don’t want to enter your Xiangzhou, every time I pass by a village or a town, there are ten or eight strong men who want to take my donkey and kill me!Wu Na, surnamed Han, if you were to suffer like me, what would you do?Don't they just let those bandits rob and bully them, but don't make any resistance? ! "

When Han Cunbao heard this, his expression suddenly became ugly. What people fear most is empathy. If Han Cunbao is put in the position of Ergou, he will do the same thing. Not only that, Han Cunbao will even be more ruthless and kill more bandits. Like a thief, instead of just breaking the thief's legs like Ergou.

Han Cunbao was silent for a moment, but the guy who called out to fight earlier refused to lose his momentum. He rolled his eyes and shouted: "Wu, that boy is so innocent, we Xiangzhou heroes only saw you walking alone on a donkey. It is inconvenient to be alone outside, so I kindly help you. You are not only ungrateful, but also hurt people again and again, breaking people's legs, and taking away people's clothes. You are so kind and revengeful, I will never forgive you!"

Er Gou laughed out loud when he heard the words, but Han Cunbao's face was frighteningly dark, Er Gou laughed enough, and asked, "Mr. Han, do you think so too?"

Finally, Han Cunbao couldn't hold back his embarrassment, so he turned his head and glared at the hero. He gritted his teeth and said, "How dare you talk too much! Han will kill you alive! Get out of here if you don't!"

The man didn't expect Han Cunbao to turn his face, his complexion changed drastically, and he was about to speak, but seeing Han Cunbao's murderous intent, he couldn't help feeling timid, turned around and ran towards the crowded place.

However, Ergou took out a bow from the place where Laifu was lying down, and while nodding the arrow, he looked at Han Langjun and said, "That fellow is slyly talking about wrongdoing, confusing black and white, and making me unhappy! If Han Langjun spares him, we will But I can't let it go, lest this guy ruin my name in the future!"

Speaking of which, the two dogs glanced slightly at the figure of the running man, stretched their bows to the sky and shot, but saw the arrow soaring into the sky, and then had to fall.

Not far away, everyone saw the two dogs shooting their bows, but they didn't know who he was going to shoot, but they all shouted: "Be careful! That guy is going to shoot an arrow!"

The man running back was surprised when he heard it, and couldn't help but turn around to look around, but he didn't expect a cloud-piercing arrow to hit his face directly, piercing his brain from his left eye, and he fell to the ground and twitched twice, and it was over. .

The two dogs over there retracted their bows and blew on their fingers comfortably, just like a cowboy blowing gunpowder on a revolver after winning a duel.

Although Han Cunbao didn't know the meaning of Ergou's gesture, he also felt that it was freehand and unrestrained.

He couldn't hold back his face, so he said: "I don't think you still have the magic of marksmanship! It really opened Han's eyes!"

It's not just the magic of marksmanship, it's simply amazing!

Han Cunbao even suspected that Ergou's arrow just now was purely fooled!
Whoever shoots an arrow without even taking aim, and can hit the eyes of a running person with just a sweep of his eyes, even those famous archers in ancient times may not be able to do it.

(End of this chapter)