Starting from Xiao Li Feidao

Chapter 31 Are You Telling Me?
The younger brothers under Madam Bai are extremely sensible!

Without Madam Bai's orders, they sent Sanqi's recent movements over...

Mrs. Bai took a look, and said, "This guy who killed a thousand swords is going back to the Central Plains!" This is it!
Wow hahaha, what a coincidence, right?It just so happens that I am also going to the Central Plains.

As soon as Huang Qianqian was pulled up, Mrs. Bai was going to block Sanqi in front.

Huang Qianqian was not happy at first, she didn't plan to see Sanqi again, she was about to get married...

However, the thigh can't beat the arm!

Huang Qianqian could only give in half-heartedly and followed him - just meet him once and let him talk clearly!
However, Sanqi was delayed for several days because of the large amount of experience points, the messy essence, and the fact that he was not in a hurry...

So, the bored Mrs. Bai and Huang Qianqian could only wander around the nearby town for several days...

As a woman, how can you go for a walk and not buy something?
I don’t know what these two idiots were thinking, but they just bought a few eggs and planned to save them for the road...

The problem is, neither of them has ever considered the issue of whether the eggs are raw or cooked!
Of course, there is no need to think about it now.

In fact, when they saw Sanqi from a distance, Mrs. Bai and Huang Qianqian had already decided the fate of these eggs—to give the one who killed a thousand swords a surprise!
Even at that time, these two idiots were still proud. Fortunately, these eggs were raw!

Due to the unharmonious couple's life, a guy who let himself go a little bit even thought maliciously, how good would it be if all these eggs were smelly?
This is what Sanqi is afraid of!

For this guy, things like eggs may not be very lethal, but they are extremely insulting!

Especially rotten eggs, that's just...

Don't ask him why, he has this knowledge!

In the previous life of Sanqi, life was quite difficult.

Then, during those days when instant noodles were often needed to survive, one day this beast decided to give himself some nutrition...

Then, an egg was knocked in, and he finally threw the pot together!
It's so sour and refreshing, no matter who you meet, you will know!
Anyway, until now, Sanqi, who thinks he is fearless, is always extremely cautious when facing things like eggs!

But no matter how cautious he was, at the moment, he could only hold his nose and clean up the sticky things on the horse himself...

The two bastards next to me are not suitable for this kind of work!

After finally going on the road again, Mrs. Bai and Huang Qianqian were laughing and joking, but Sanqi still gritted his teeth.

Madam Bai took the information she collected about Sanqi as a joke and told the animal.

Especially when it comes to "he is over ten feet tall, with big arms and round waist, wide mouth, green face and fangs, and can feed more than a dozen people in one meal", that girl laughed so hard!

Huang Qianqian couldn't help but smile too.

Sanqi's face is as sinking as water!

Of course he knew where these rumors came from, especially the rumor that "one meal can feed more than ten people"!

In fact, the original version of this rumor was like this - that guy's appetite is equivalent to more than a dozen people...

Panax notoginseng does have a big appetite, but it’s not that edible!

The cause of this matter was mentioned earlier.

He planned for a rainy day and had to prepare a roast lamb for every meal, plus some dry food...

But in fact, he threw most of the food into the storage space.

Then, these foods really played a big role.When he fled into the mountains, he didn't have to worry about food at all...

On the other hand, those who were chasing him, including the "Flower Swordsman" Liu Donglai, all had a miserable life!

But the problem is, with the results of the battle at the "Wanmatang" station came out, the rumors began to ferment, and then the taste began to change.

Sanqi's image of "bloody hand slaughter" is not only becoming more and more popular, but it is also inevitable that people will be more demonized!

For example, taller than ten feet, with blue face and fangs...

This is so complete, are you just talking about monsters?

As for monsters, they can feed more than a dozen people in one meal... isn't that quite normal?
No one has doubted these statements. There may be something wrong!
When people talk about these things with great relish, they will even subconsciously add to these rumors...

But that's right, there is no one in this world who cares about the truth of the matter!
People will always believe what they want to believe...

And Sanqi is neither the first guy to be implicated by rumors, nor will he be the last!
As long as humans can still speak, victims like him will definitely be inevitable...

Sanqi has nothing to feel aggrieved about.

Where did this go!In his previous life, there were so many people who were even more unlucky than he is now...

It's time to listen to the cries of the lalagu.

However, if you can ignore the cries of the crickets, it’s better not to.

Sanqi is indeed a little bored with Mrs. Bai's endless chatter, and she is even more unhappy to see that girl Huang Qianqian...

In fact, there was nothing unusual about Huang Qianqian during this time!

Maybe, that girl has figured something out?
However, Sanqi couldn’t figure it out!
Every time he sees Huang Qianqian, there will always be some thoughts in his heart that he shouldn't have...

Damn it!What's wrong with me!Madam Mingming is even more beautiful...

Panax notoginseng is upset, plus he can't figure it out!
Since you can't figure it out, don't try to solve it at all!After playing the fool for so many years, Sanqi's way of thinking has also begun to become less normal.

When this beast encounters a problem now, he never uses his brain to find ways to solve the problem. Instead, he often just ignores it and just ignores it, or simply chooses to escape...

Sanqi doesn't plan to leave with those two idiots, he wants to part ways with them!
The Central Plains is so big, he wants to see it!
He didn't plan to travel thousands of miles to send Huang Qianqian to marry Ye Ping!but……

Of course Mrs. Bai will not let Sanqi go!
She came all the way to block this guy, how could she let him get away with it so easily?
"Master Lu~~ This place is far away from Luoyang, more than a thousand miles away! Can you bear to watch us two, weak women with no strength, running all the way? What if we meet mountain bandits or horse bandits? But what should we do?" Mrs. Bai was about to cry!

hehe!What a "powerless person"!
Just the two of you, if any bandit meets you, he will suffer eight lifetimes of bad luck!Sanqi gasped!
"If it really doesn't work, you two just follow her. How nice it is to be Mrs. Yazhai, and save you traveling thousands of miles!" Sanqi replied with a smile on her face.

"Hero Lu~~ just send us off..." Mrs. Bai gave Sanqi a hard look.

Then, she started acting coquettishly like a bitch!
This bitch was even straightforward, jumped onto Sanqi's horse, hugged his arm from behind, and started shaking...

Huang Qianqian rolled her eyes, and Sanqi also had goosebumps all over her body!

"Stop! Men and women can't have sex, eldest sister!" Sanqi was in a panic for a while!
But he couldn't get away from the horse, and he was so anxious that the white hair on his forehead was sweating...

"Then, Mr. Lu, will you send us off?" Mrs. Bai smiled like a flower!

"..., give it away!" Sanqi looked up at the sky, finally gnashing his teeth and giving in.

There's nothing I can do about it, that bitch is so thick-skinned!
"Actually, Hero Lu is fine too. If you don't send us off... why don't you just take us to wander the world?" Mrs. Bai smiled lightly, but she smiled like a hen who just stole a little hen!

I can go to Nidaye!And I will take you to wander the world...

As long as I dare to nod now, you will stab me in the waist right away, right?

Don't think that I can't feel what's hidden in your hands!

There is no way to explain Sanchi's suffering, but there is nothing he can do about Mrs. Bai!

"I'll give it away! Why don't I give it away! You! Now! Get back on your own horse!" Sanqi's face was full of grief and anger!
"Master Lu, don't force yourself so hard!" Madam Bai laughed so hard that her branches trembled.

Then, she hugged Sanqi's arm tightly, and she didn't let go anyway!
But Huang Qianqian couldn't watch it anymore!
This girl drove her horse over and grabbed Madam Bai!
Mrs. Bai didn't struggle at all. The woman smiled coquettishly, turned over, and sat on Huang Qianqian's horse.

The two idiots rode together, and then started laughing and joking...

As for Madam Bai's own horse, she has been following behind her faithfully!

Sanqi doesn't dare to provoke those two bastards now, so he can only continue on his way with a dull head...

Huang Qianqian didn't intend to let him go!

"Sister, why do we have to take that guy with us! If he doesn't want to go with us, just let him die wherever he wants!" Huang Qianqian was obviously talking to Mrs. Bai, but she remained stubborn. Stare at some animal!

As for women, they don't want to see others, or they don't want others to follow, that's one thing.

However, if others express their unwillingness to follow them, that's another matter!

That will definitely offend these unreasonable guys!
At this time, Mrs. Bai was hugging Huang Qianqian from behind, and even hung her chin on that girl's shoulder!
"Elder sister doesn't want to take this stinky man with her... But, how can we two weak girls get to Luoyang safely from outside the customs? We have to hire a handyman to protect us!" Mrs. Bai said lazily.

Ouch~ Damn it!What did you say?Can you say that again!A handyman?

Although Sanqi knew that at this time, she shouldn't be on the same level as Mrs. Bai, she still couldn't help but get angry!

"Sister!" Huang Qianqian pushed Mrs. Bai back in dissatisfaction!
Of course she is not satisfied with this answer, she can travel from outside the pass to Luoyang by herself!
What's more, there's Mrs. Bai?Who dares to provoke these two people without opening their eyes?
"Sister, there's really no other way this time. I have to take this guy with me..." Madam Bai suddenly smiled wryly, "Let's take him with me, and I can also ask my group of subordinates to help cover up our whereabouts."

"But if we don't take him with us, within three days, he will definitely meet Tianyong..."

Huang Qianqian was taken aback!
Sanqi also pricked up his ears.

who?Tianyong?Bai Er?Why is he looking for Lao Tzu!Avenge Ma Kongqun?Ah!Enough is enough!
Sure enough, Madam Bai then said: "I received news that Tian Yu sent Tian Yong out. They said they wanted to chop up the 'bloody-handed human massacre' alive and sacrifice the flag to his sworn brother..."

"Ha! Sworn brothers! That guy is loyal to others, but he doesn't know if others are also loyal to him!"

Sanqi suddenly interrupted, "No! Does that man of yours have a grudge against his younger brother? Do they have any dispute over the family property? Otherwise, why did he have to send his younger brother to die?"

Madam Bai and Huang Qianqian looked sideways at the same time!
He is brave during the day, but he is ranked No.11 in Bai Xiaosheng's "Weapon Spectrum"!
You arrogant man, how dare you say so brazenly that I came here to die?
Madam Bai and Huang Qianqian have never seen such shameless people!
Sanqi held his head high, now is the time when his self-confidence is bursting!
He thought to himself that at this moment, he was not weaker than Bai Tianyu, and it would not even take long before he could become stronger than that guy...

Then why can't he despise Bai Baiyong?

"By the way, you bastard, how did you hack Ma Kongqun to death?" Mrs. Bai looked at Sanqi seriously.

She must know the answer to this question, which is related to her next series of actions...

"Isn't your information very detailed?" Sanqi couldn't help grinning.

He finally got a win with Madam Bai!
"Stop talking nonsense! Do you think I will believe that? Speak quickly! Otherwise, I will beat you to death..." Mrs. Bai bared her teeth and claws, waving her little pink fist!

Of course Sanqi is not afraid of Madam Bai’s fist!
However, he was really afraid of that girl, who would jump over if she disagreed with her...

If this gets out, it will be hard to say!
So, Sanqi cleared her throat...ahem!
"Three emperors and five emperors of morality, fame and fame after Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasties. Seven heroes and five tyrants fought against the spring and autumn, and they rose and fell in an instant. A few lines of names and surnames in the Qing history, and countless barren hills in Beimang. The predecessors harvested the land and the future generations, it is said that it is very dragon~struggle~tiger~fight!"

Sanqi looked up at the sky, looking like an expert.

Huang Qianqian laughed so hard that Mrs. Bai's face turned livid!
Sanqi glanced sideways at Madam Bai, then continued to clear her throat... Ahem!
"The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward, and the waves wash away the heroes. Success or failure is turned away. The green hills are still there, and the sunset is red for a few times. The white-haired fishermen and woodcutters are used to watching the autumn moon and the spring breeze. A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet. How many things have happened in ancient and modern times? , It’s all a joke. Speaking of the general trend of the world... Hey, you crazy woman, how can you hit someone!"

Sanqi covered her head.

Huang Qianqian was laughing so hard that she couldn't stand upright. When she looked at Mrs. Bai, her face turned green...

"What the hell are you going to say?" Mrs. Bai gritted her teeth!

"People have been talking about it all the time... But, don't you have to talk about everything, let's talk about it from the beginning!" Sanqi's face was full of grievances!
Even though this beast had just been slapped, his heart was filled with joy - you are the only one who can act, right?I can do it too!
"Start from the beginning... why don't you start talking about Pangu's creation of the world! Try talking nonsense!" Mrs. Bai was trembling with anger!
Sanqi then cleared her throat pitifully again... cough cough!
"It's said that since Pangu opened the world, and the Three Emperors and Five Emperors have come to this day! It's bitter cold outside the pass, and the people's livelihood is so difficult! However, the princes in the court are busy eating dry food, how can they care about this kind of land outside the culture? This naturally encourages some people's unruly intentions!"

"Suddenly, heroes from outside the pass swarmed up to compete with each other! There are even more rebellious and unruly people like Ma Kongqun, who took advantage of the situation and gathered a large number of unscrupulous people to form gangs, form cliques, run rampant in the countryside, and fish and meat people outside the pass! Good people suffer unspeakably..."

"Ma Kongqun's perverted scriptures finally led to a hero from the Central Plains! This hero is gentle, reticent, and shows his emotions and anger; he is always ambitious and likes to make friends with heroes all over the world!"

"The man was reborn to be eight feet and five inches long, with a face like a crown jade, eyes like bright stars, a nose like a gall, lips like rouge, a long body, and a wind..."

Sanqi was still bragging shamelessly, but she didn't notice Mrs. Bai's place at all, she couldn't hold back anymore...

"My old lady, I see you are so tired of working!" Mrs. Bai scolded softly, and pulled out the dagger from her waist with her backhand.

Then this tiger bitch slashed through with one strike!
(End of this chapter)