Yuling Girl: Opening Contract SSS School Flower

Chapter 123 Hair against hair, flesh against flesh, it will be uncomfortable if you don’t touch it for one night
"What do you think?"

Ye Youlong looked at Xiao Zhan. She felt that this was not a riddle, but more like a question.

"Besides seeing with your eyes, there shouldn't be anything else to see, right?"

"...I'm asking what you think about this question." Why did Ye Youlong feel that Xiao Zhan's thoughts were so out of touch?
"You can only see with your eyes."

"You have to show off, don't you?"

Ye Youlong used his hand to detect flowers in the clouds.

"Hehe, just kidding." Xiao Zhan dodged and then said seriously, "This doesn't look like a riddle. In fact, it should be a riddle."

"This is a fun game after all. There are no such direct questions, and information is also introduced. Therefore, I think the answer to this riddle must be unexpected."

Ye Youlong agreed with his analysis, "That's very good. Don't say it next time."

"Then you come?"

Ye Youlong, I’ll come, I’ll come.

"The core reason why my boyfriend has low self-esteem is that he thinks Lucian's shooting range is not long enough, so I think it can be improved through external equipment, such as an artillery piece."

"How can such a straightforward answer be right?" Xiao Zhan spread his hands.

"correct answer."

The voice of artificial intelligence sounded.

Xiao Zhan: "..."

"It's not that your answer is weird, is it correct? Then what's the meaning of your riddle? Why don't you ask me what one plus one equals." Xiao Zhan complained to the artificial intelligence.

"Taste it, please taste it carefully."

"Taking shit, can I still get flowers out of it if I taste it again?"

Xiao Zhan had a bored look on his face. What good could a riddle be?

But as soon as he finished saying this, an electric light suddenly flashed in his mind.

Taste……

range?

artillery?

self-abasement?

and many more……

"Damn! You're not on a riddle car heading to kindergarten!"

Xiao Zhan was suddenly surprised and reacted suddenly!
Sure enough, this riddle is not a serious riddle!

It turned out that this was the essence of the riddle, and he should have thought of it a long time ago.

The artificial intelligence was silent, and the screen just flickered, but Xiao Zhan seemed to see the smile that raised the corners of its mouth fifteen degrees.

Crooked mouth dragon machine!

"If you didn't guess the answer to the riddle, please accept the punishment." The artificial intelligence suddenly said at this time.

Is there even a penalty for losing?

Xiao Zhan looked at the rules of the game. The loser would be punished by the winner with a small event.

He couldn't help but look at Ye Youlong, and found that Ye Youlong had a rare and expectant smile on her face. She seemed to like seeing Xiao Zhan make a fool of herself.

Especially when he made a fool of himself.

"Punishment revolving door, start drawing punishment items..."

"Wait a minute, I have an answer too!" Looking at the densely packed punishment items on the revolving lantern, Xiao Zhan felt a little angry.

He is not afraid of punishment, but he cannot be punished by his wife.

He must punish her if she wants to be punished.

"Is there still an answer?"

Ye Youlong was already surprised at Xiao Zhan's sudden startled performance, but now he actually said that he also knew the answer. Can a riddle have two answers?
Okay, it seems so.

Then she wanted to see what answer Xiao Zhan could come up with.

Although she thought the riddle was quite boring.

The artificial intelligence is also waiting for Xiao Zhan's answer.

Xiao Zhan then said, "We can let Lucian go to the top lane. After all, no matter how short he is, he is still the king in kindergarten."

"correct answer."

Artificial Intelligence Judgment.

Hearing this answer, Ye Youlong thought for a moment and agreed, "It is true that the range is short, but when it comes to confrontation, the shortcomings become an advantage. This is also an answer."

Seeing her serious analysis, Xiao Zhan smiled evilly and said, "You made a mistake. I am proficient in driving."

"What do you mean?" Ye Youlong was confused. "You taste it, you taste it carefully."

It’s hard to say this clearly, it’s only interesting if you taste it yourself.

"Next riddle, which animal is the quietest when it's angry?"

"Gorilla."

Xiao Zhan and Ye Youlong answered at the same time this time.

The two looked at each other with a look of unwillingness to admit defeat.

"correct answer."

When Xiao Zhan heard the verdict, he looked at Ye Youlong unconvinced, "Then do you know why gorillas are the quietest when they are angry?"

"When gorillas are angry or threatened, they may express their displeasure in silent ways, including standing, glaring, and beating their chests. This behavior may be to prevent unnecessary escalation of conflicts and to alert other animals With great strength of their own, gorillas are among the quietest animals when angry."

Ye Youtaki gave her analysis.

"wrong!"

Xiao Zhan vetoed it with one word!

"why?"

“Because when a gorilla is angry, he or she will bang her pussy!”

Knocking on tits?
Ye Youlong doesn't understand what it means?
Xiao Zhan immediately stood up and demonstrated to her, hammering his pectoralis major muscles with his small fists.

"Knock (quietly)~mi~mi~"

"understand?"

"I don't understand." Ye Youlong shook his head.

"Referee, this is unfair! I ask that the next question not be so scientific!"

Xiao Zhan protested directly to the artificial intelligence.

Ye Youlong is serious and can guess the riddles based on theory and science alone. So what's the point of playing such riddles?
He must let Ye Youlong also understand the essence of this riddle, so that the two of them can have fun playing it.

Otherwise, he would be very interesting on his own.

"Should we change the question bank?" the artificial intelligence asked Ye Youlong's opinion.

"replace."

Ye Youlong didn't hesitate at all. She knew that Xiao Zhan must have seen something, and she was also curious about what the next question bank would be like.

"Please listen to the question. Hair against hair, flesh against flesh. If you don't touch it for one night, you will feel uncomfortable. What is it?"

As soon as this question came out, Ye Youlong frowned.

If it has hair and flesh, it is alive.

If you feel uncomfortable if you don't sleep for a night, it is related to sleep.

And we have to be next to each other every night, what is that?
This question stumped her a little.

She subconsciously looked at Xiao Zhan and found that he was looking at her with a strange and proud smile.

She couldn't help but shudder, because Xiao Zhan's smile was so familiar to her.

Every time Xiao Zhan wants to eat his own tofu, he will show such an expression. Could it be that he wants to eat his own tofu now?

No, not right.

In this case, he would not suddenly have the idea of ​​eating tofu by himself. He must have other reasons.

Thinking about what he just said, Ye Youlong immediately understood.

It must be the answer to this riddle, something to do with something like that.

"Have you thought of the answer?" Ye Youlong decided to test Xiao Zhan first.

"do not know."

Xiao Zhan immediately shook his head like a rattle.

But the smile overflowing from the corners of his eyes betrayed him.

But it doesn't matter, as long as you don't admit it, that's fine.

He saw the way Ye Youlong frowned slightly and his eyes flickered, and he knew that Ye Youlong must have thought of the key point.

Hehe, things are getting better.

"Have you thought of the answer?"

Xiao Zhan was no longer interested in guessing the answer to the riddle. Flirting with his wife was more interesting.

"I……"

Ye Youlong has already thought of the answer to the riddle, but she doesn't know how to say it. This is too embarrassing...

(End of this chapter)