Datang violent otaku

Early in the morning on the ninth day of March, when the genius was slightly bright, the door of Li Feng's room was pushed open, and then, a pair of small hands grabbed Li Feng's arm and shook it.

"Big brother, get up quickly, hurry up."

"I said Yaya, why are you in such a hurry, today is my marriage, not yours, okay, it's not even light yet, what are you doing up so early?"

Li Feng's reaction was quite sensitive, he was already awake when Yaya arrived at the door.After I came back yesterday, I started cleaning the whole house together with Rou Niang, Xiao Hu, and Ya Ya.Among them, especially the big yard at home was cleaned up, because the banquet was placed in the yard.

"It's getting late, my sister got up early, big brother is really a big slob. Wait a minute, there are too many things to do, I have to comb your hair and change new clothes, and my sister said, wait for Grandpa Seven, they will It's coming. When the time comes, I have to set up the stove, cut the meat, wash the vegetables..."

"Stop, stop, I'll get up, can't you? Look at you, you're almost becoming a little housekeeper."

Li Feng didn't dare to listen to the little girl's nagging anymore, so he got up from the bed, then sat aside, waiting for the girl to play with his hair.

Last night, Master Qi and the others came to the house, and everyone held a meeting to discuss how to arrange things for today.However, when Li Feng listened to Qi Ye and his narration, he immediately came up with a complete veto. According to the previous practice, it was really too troublesome.The most important thing is that some people have to be arranged to serve everyone.

In the end, with a swipe of his pen, Li Feng made a decision, self-service hot pot, saving trouble and effort, no need for some people to eat, some people are busy, as long as the ingredients are prepared first, then everyone can eat and drink to their heart's content. Don't bother anyone.If you like to eat, you can take what you like, that's great.

However, in this way, Li Feng, the bridegroom officer, will be depressed, because no one knows how to fix this thing. There is no way, he, the groom officer, must also serve as the commander-in-chief.

"Big brother, after you and sister get married, what should I call you, brother-in-law, or continue to call you big brother?"

Suddenly, the little girl who was helping Li Feng comb his hair was very embarrassed and nervous, and asked Li Feng a question.

"Isn't this just a title, you can call it whatever you like."

After Li Feng was taken aback for a moment, he replied indifferently.

"Oh, great, then I will continue to call you big brother, okay? If I call you big brother, I can let you continue to tell me stories, teach me to write, and play with me. But, if you call me brother-in-law , it’s not allowed, elder brother is a family, brother-in-law is not.”

After hearing Li Feng's words, the little girl immediately cheered.When Li Feng heard it, he thought, what kind of logic is this girl.However, soon, Li Feng figured it out. According to the custom, these two titles are quite different.

Let’s say that Li Feng used to live in the countryside. Usually, he is called brother-in-law, which means that this is his sister who got married.As for those sons-in-law who come to visit, they are not called brother-in-law, but elder brother.

As the saying goes, the water poured out by a married daughter, especially in ancient times, after the daughter is married, she can't just go back to her natal family, let alone send anything to her natal family casually. Such a thing is a taboo thing.This kind of thing that hurts the husband's family and cheapens the mother's family is spurned by everyone.

It is precisely because of this that this Rou Niang has never been married, because if she is married, she will no longer be able to take care of Xiaohu and Yaya's affairs.

"I said you little girl, where did you come up with so many messy ideas? Let me tell you, our family doesn't pay attention to those, you know?"

Li Feng doesn't care about such things as visiting son-in-law.He is alone in the Tang Dynasty, and Rou Niang and the others also have no father, no mother and no relatives. Does it make any difference whether they marry a daughter-in-law or come to the house?

"Well, I see. When I want to call you big brother, I will call you big brother. If I want to call you brother-in-law, I will call you brother-in-law, okay?"

When Yaya heard Li Feng's words, she kept nodding her head, then looked at Li Feng and said.

"It's up to you, but I can tell you, don't be a big brother and a brother-in-law all at once. At that time, I will be called dizzy."

"Hee hee, I don't, I'm going to call you big brother and brother-in-law all at once, it must be fun. Big brother, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, big brother..."

Li Feng was just talking like that, thinking to himself, you are the only big brother, and you are also the same as the elder sister, no matter how you call it, you will not call it on others.

"Yaya, stop making trouble, hurry up and comb your big brother's hair, and Grandpa Seven and Aunt Osmanthus are coming soon."

Suddenly, Rou Niang's voice came from outside, making the little girl make a face in embarrassment, but the movements of her hands were much faster.

"Little lunatic, are you up yet? Hurry up and arrange work for everyone."

Sure enough, just as Li Feng had just changed his clothes, Qi Ye's loud voice started to rang outside the door. Li Feng could only quickly walk out of the room to greet everyone.

"Oh, Master Qi, Old Tie, Uncle Da Zhu, Aunt Osmanthus, why did you come here so early?"

When I went out to look, I found that the central hall was already full of people, Li Feng said a little embarrassedly.I thought to myself, fortunately this girl woke me up, otherwise, I would have made a joke.

"Zhizhi...... Not bad, as expected, people rely on clothes, Buddha depends on gold clothes. I didn't expect you, little lunatic, to change into your new clothes, and you really look like a dog. Well, don't you That's nonsense, you can arrange things directly. Old man, I really want to have a good look at your self-service hot pot, what kind of new way is it?"

Seeing that Li Feng was about to go berserk, Qi Ye immediately changed the subject, arguing that he is not Li Feng's opponent, he took advantage of it, and it would be better to let go as soon as possible.However, he really wanted to know what this so-called self-service hot pot was.

Hot pot, he knew, he hadn't eaten at Li Feng's house once or twice, it was indeed very good.What makes Qi Ye most satisfied is that you can eat this stuff slowly, chatting while eating, and you don't have to worry about the food getting cold even if you eat it from morning to night.

"This self-service hot pot is actually very simple. We prepare all the ingredients, put them in big baskets, and put them on the table on the side. Then, everyone starts to eat hot pot around the table. Whoever wants to eat can put it in the basket by himself, and then put it in the pot. In this way, there is no need for anyone to greet anyone when the time comes."

Hearing Qiye's question, Li Feng immediately began to explain, this thing is nothing more than saving the link of serving food.

"So that's what's going on. I really don't know what your kid's head is thinking. It's some weird ideas. But let's not talk about it, this thing is really good, so that sometimes, some people will eat it." Happy, some people are so busy that they have calf cramps. Self-help hot pot, self-help... Well, this name is good, do it yourself, don’t bother others, isn’t it self-help.”

"Okay, now, let me arrange the tasks. Dazhu's daughter-in-law, how about you, you will lead a group of women to be responsible for cleaning, including washing vegetables, dishes, etc. Dazhu, you will lead another group of people , responsible for bringing and placing the stoves, pots, stools, etc. from each household, and remember to go to the hammer to bring more charcoal. As for you, hammer, you are responsible for killing chickens and sheep, cutting meat, etc. Work, and then, get all the materials, put them in a basket, and put them aside. The remaining few who are more able to cook are responsible for cooking some cooked food..."

As soon as Qi Ye heard it, he understood what this was a self-service hot pot, and immediately began to arrange it very skillfully.And everyone knew what they were responsible for.

On the other hand, Li Feng was dumbfounded watching from the sidelines, scolding himself in his heart for being so stupid, he should have explained clearly to the old man earlier, there was no need for such trouble.

"Then Seventh Master, what about me?"

Although today is the groom's official, Li Feng doesn't want to be empty.

"You... It seems that you really don't have anything to do. Forget it, you can do whatever you like. Anyway, today my old man just wants to drink to his heart's content."

After finishing speaking, Qi Ye simply ignored Li Feng.

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