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After receiving the task assigned by Qi Ye, Li Feng first explained some things to Lao Tie, and then immediately walked home, because he was going home to do a big job, which was to kill pigs.

This evening's big meal is easy to handle, but the meat makes Li Feng a little embarrassed.Originally, Xiao Hei could have been sent to the mountains directly.However, Li Feng knew that the villagers didn't like these unsavory game.Thinking that when they first came here, Yaya and Xiaohu didn't just pick fat meat to eat.

"It's really strange these days. Wild game is not as good as big fat meat. If this is changed to modern times, how can it be reasonable. A small pheasant can give you ten or twenty catties of fat."

Speaking of the eight little pigs at home, no, they can no longer be called little pigs. After nearly four months of feeding, they are now big fat pigs.Although eating distiller's grains does not grow as fast as eating fodder, but now it looks like two hundred catties.

As weight increases, so does food intake.Let Li Feng make a lot more wine every time now.A few days ago, he seemed to have been slaughtered.First, to reduce the amount of labor, the most important thing is that Li Feng has not eaten this pork for a long time.For a modern person, the most used meat is pork.During this period of time, he always ate wild game, which made Li Feng a little bored.

A two-hundred-jin pig was killed and eaten. Speaking of it, it was still a bit small, but it was enough.

"Brother Li, why are you boiling water?"

As soon as Li Feng got home, he immediately ran into the kitchen.Take the biggest pot and start boiling water.Rou Niang saw that it wasn't cold anymore, so why boil water?So, I asked very curiously.

"Oh, I'm going to boil water, I'm going to kill a pig later"

Of course, you need to boil water to kill a pig, otherwise how will you remove the hair later.This, Li Feng still knows.When he was a child, in the countryside, he often went to see pig slaughtering.

"Kill pigs?"

"Yeah, because of the tax exemption, Master Qi was very happy, and said that he wanted the whole village to have a good time. How can we eat without meat? Everyone doesn't like this game, and we are tired of eating it. I think , why don't we just slaughter a pig directly. Let's try something new, haha"

Hearing Rou Niang's question, Li Feng immediately answered.

"En. It's really time to have a good time. I'll boil the water. It's just. Brother Li, who will kill the pig at that time? There seems to be no butcher in the village."

When Rou Niang heard this, she immediately agreed, which is a good thing.In the past, she would agree.But there will definitely be some reluctance in my heart.However, it doesn't matter now.Don't worry about food or clothing.Even if they are killed in the future, they will still be distributed to the villagers to eat, so it is difficult to sell them.

"Hehe, I know this, I will do it myself."

Of course Li Feng knew that there was no butcher in the village, but if there was no butcher, wouldn't he stop eating pork?Isn't it just killing pigs? It's not like he hasn't seen how to kill pigs.Even if you haven't seen it, can't you kill a pig?

"Oh, the pig was killed, our family also killed the pig, that's great."

When she heard that she was going to kill a pig, the little girl was overjoyed.When Li Feng saw it, he thought to himself, isn't it just to kill a pig.Make this girl happy.However, after thinking about it later, it was true, let alone a little girl.That is, when I was a child, as long as it was Chinese New Year, my family slaughtered pigs, and I was so happy.

"Little aunt, why do you want to kill pigs. Pigs are so cute, let's not kill them, okay?"

When Xiao Sizi heard that he was going to kill a pig, his little face immediately became sad.Although the little guy has never seen a pig, isn't he good at singing the pig song?

"Si, it's different. Little piggy is very cute, but when it grows up, it becomes very ugly. It has a long mouth, big ears, and is completely dirty. Forget it, let me take you to see it. Let's pick the ugliest one later and kill it."

Yaya had a deep understanding of Sizi's thoughts, so she explained it to Sizi.Afterwards, he even dragged Xiao Sizi and ran out the door.

"Halo, what kind of logic is this? Could it be that there is something wrong with being ugly, and you have to be shot?"

After hearing Yaya's words, Li Feng was almost overjoyed.When slaughtering a pig, the ugliest one must be picked.However, Li Feng is not in the mood to care about these things now, he is now looking for the most important tool, the butcher's knife.

This butcher's knife is different from other knives, it is the kind of long scissors.When slaughtering pigs, they always stab the pig's neck with a sharp knife.Instead of cutting the neck with a knife like slaughtering a cow or a sheep.No way, the pig's neck is too thick.

However, what made Li Feng depressed was that after searching the entire village, he couldn't find a suitable knife.In the village, apart from kitchen knives, there are hatchets, and the rest are axes.This made Li Feng worry, and now it will be difficult.And after this commotion, everyone knew that Li Feng was going to kill a pig.

Especially Xiaohu and Li Chengqian ran back like a gust of wind.But killing a pig is something new, how can I miss it.

"Brother-in-law, what should I do? How can I kill a pig without a pig-killing knife? Even if I go back to build it now, it's too late."

When Xiaohu heard that there was no knife, he immediately said in embarrassment.

"It's okay, Xiaohu, come on, you and Chengqian move those two benches outside. Yaya, you and Sizi find a clean wooden basin. I still don't believe it, there is no butcher's knife, and you can't kill it It's a pig. I'm going to kill the pig with a kitchen knife today."

The water has boiled, and now the arrow is on the string, and it has to be fired.Besides, there is still waiting for the pork to go into the pot.Li Feng's heart became ruthless immediately, and he decided to kill the pig with a kitchen knife.The big deal is just to cut a few more knives.

"kitchen knife?"

When Xiaohu heard it, the kitchen knife was new.However, since Li Feng said kitchen knife, then kitchen knife is fine.Anyway, he absolutely adores this brother-in-law.

"Come on, let's go in and get a pig out."

Not long after, two sturdy benches were placed on the grass outside the pigsty, and wooden basins for pig blood were placed under the benches.After everything is in place.Li Feng asked Xiaohu to go in with him, intending to catch a pig and get out.And Li Chengqian followed in even more.

"Big brother, remember to grab the ugliest one..."

Yaya and the others didn't follow in, but waited outside, but they didn't forget to ask Li Feng to grab the ugliest one, in order to let Li Feng know that the ugliest one.There is also a description.

At this time, all the children in the village had already gathered here.How could a child let go of such a lively event.

Following the screams of pigs, Li Feng had already grasped the pig's front and rear feet with his left and right hands.Ti kept a pig out.But Li Chengqian and Xiaohu followed out with dejected faces.Especially Li Chengqian, from time to time he would touch his buttocks with his hand, and then bring his hand to his nose and smell it, his face immediately became bitter, and then he put his hand on the grass and wiped it desperately.Finally, just sit on the grass.Wiggle your ass back and forth.

That's right, when catching the pig, he was overturned by the pig and sat on the pig manure.Originally, he wanted to wash it, but he was afraid of missing the next scene, so he wiped it on the grass.

"Si, look. It's really the ugliest one, hee hee. En. Si, why are you hiding behind me?"

"Little aunt, that pig squawks so badly, I'm a little scared."

At this time, Xiao Si was hiding behind Yaya with a nervous face, but the curiosity in her heart made her unable to bear to stick her head out. From a distance, it seemed that there was a growth on Yaya's shoulder. Average head.

"Brother-in-law, don't worry this time, I will definitely hold it down, I still don't believe it"

"That's right, fourth uncle, come on, Xiaohu, you press the back, I press the front, I still don't believe it can really turn the world upside down"

When they were in the pigsty before, Xiaohu and Li Chengqian suffered a loss, but in the end it was Li Feng who took care of it.Now I see that Li Feng has put the pig on the bench.Xiaohu and Li Chengqian immediately stepped forward to take revenge.

"Hehe, you are sure, you can hold it down, that's fine, then let's start. Si, why are you hiding behind your little aunt?"

Seeing Xiaohu and Li Chengqian eager to try, Li Feng followed them.However, at this time Li Feng found that Xiao Sizi was timidly hiding behind Yaya, and immediately said to her.

"Fourth Uncle, it barks so scary, Sizi is scared"

"Haha, it turns out that's the case. That's fine, Fourth Uncle will make him shut up. Xiaohu, Chengqian, are you ready? I'm going to do it when I'm done."

Hearing what Sizi said, Li Feng grabbed the pig's mouth with his left hand to make it silent, then pressed hard on the stool, and then said to Xiaohu and the others.

"Question, fourth uncle, you can start"

At this time, Li Chengqian was leaning against the stool, holding the two front legs of the pig tightly with both hands, while his body was pressing on the pig's body, and Xiaohu was almost in the same posture.

People kill pigs by stabbing, but this time Li Feng can only use cutting.As Li Feng stabbed down a few times, the pig's blood immediately gushed out from the pig's neck and fell into the wooden basin below.At this time, Li Feng clearly felt that there was a burst of force coming from his left hand, and the pig began to struggle hard.

"Ah...fourth uncle, it can't be done, it's too fierce."

Following Li Chengqian's exclamation, his body began to shake back and forth, and even though his face was flushed from holding back, he still couldn't hold it down.And the little tiger in the back is almost the same situation.

"Chengqian, Xiaohu, let go quickly, don't let the beast's legs kick, and I will do the rest. I still don't believe it, it can still turn the world upside down."

Worried that Li Chengqian and Xiaohu would be kicked by the pig's legs, Li Feng hurriedly told them to let go. Then, he dropped the kitchen knife in his hand, jumped up, and rode on the pig, holding its mouth with one hand and its front legs with the other.As for the hind legs, just let it toss.

Slowly, as the blood flowed more and more, its struggling force became smaller and smaller until it stopped moving.

"Oh, you boy, you killed the pig by yourself. I was just saying to get you a knife, and then I came to help you. You boy, where did you get the knife?"

At this time, Lao Tie rushed over in a hurry, holding a short knife in his hand.Although it is not the kind of real pig-killing knife, it is still suitable for killing pigs.

"Old Tie, you came at the right time. Wait a minute, let's shave the pig hair together, then take it to the small river, and open it up. I used to see people killing pigs. It was very simple. The white knife went in and the red knife came out, and it was over. It seems that, It is still necessary to use special tools for killing pigs, and this kitchen knife is only suitable for cutting vegetables."

Seeing Lao Tie coming, Li Feng was finally relieved, although the pig was killed.But the latter thing is the real troublesome thing.

"Chopper? You can do it, kid. No wonder you rode directly on the pig. It must be Xiaohu and the others who can't tie it up. Okay, Xiaohu, you guys hurry up and fetch the boiling water, and just shave the pig hair right here."

Hearing that Li Feng used a kitchen knife, Lao Tie was speechless.I thought to myself, extraordinary people are indeed doing extraordinary things.

Removing pig hair is also the same as killing chickens and ducks. First, boil the water.It's just that chicken feathers and duck feathers can be pulled out directly by hand.But the pig hair is scraped directly with a knife.

When the blowing was almost done, Li Feng picked it up again and walked towards the small river.It is more convenient to go to the small river to disembowel.When you need to clean something, just wash it directly.

As night fell, the village and the flat grain drying field were already full of lively scenes.The turpentine brazier for lighting was placed on the high platform, illuminating the surroundings as brightly as day.On the sun-drying ground, the smell of meat bursts into the nostrils, which greatly increases the appetite of the city of smell.At this time, there were crowds of people around the cauldrons, chatting, drinking, and eating vegetables.Li Chengqian was also sitting there.

"Fourth Uncle, this pig-killing dish is really delicious. It can be said that it is the best thing I have ever eaten. Today's meal is also the happiest meal I have ever eaten. Come, Fourth Uncle, my nephew respects you"

Li Chengqian felt that today's food was particularly delicious and he was in a particularly good mood.After some generosity, he picked up the bowl and touched Li Feng.

Li Feng could tell that Li Chengqian was really happy, and that kind of look couldn't be faked.Since he was happy, Li Feng went with him.Li Feng knew that this was not the so-called pig-killing dish, it was really delicious, it was nothing more than a hodgepodge, not exaggerated to that extent.

What is good is not the food, but the atmosphere and the mood of the people.In a good mood, you can taste the meat when you eat radish.This was the case with Li Chengqian.

"Hehe, this is because the atmosphere is good and unrestrained. It's not like your home. Although you eat delicacies from mountains and seas, you don't have that mood at all. When eating, pay attention to who you eat with and under what kind of atmosphere you eat. The most important thing It depends on your mood. If you are in a good mood, you can taste the meat even if you eat radishes."

Li Feng couldn't understand Li Chengqian's mood very well.

"Fourth Uncle, tell me, do I have a choice?"

Li Chengqian was taken aback by Li Feng's words, and then asked Li Feng with a gloomy expression.

"I don't know, that's your business. But, I know, now you can choose, drink happily, and let's talk about the future."

Li Feng can't answer this kind of question, the choice is always his own business, and no one can interfere, this is Li Feng's principle of life, whether it is for himself or others, it is the same.

"Haha, the fourth uncle is indeed the fourth uncle, come on, let's drink now and get drunk now, fourth uncle, do it"

Li Chengqian was taken aback by Li Feng's words, then he laughed loudly, raised his bowl, and drank it down in one gulp. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to read.)