Datang violent otaku

"Hey, I said crazy girl, you slow down and pay attention to your image, okay, lady, lady, understand. Besides, you are still the princess of the Tang Dynasty. Just your appearance can scare a lot of people. And , Eat less, you have to leave two for your fourth aunt and Xiaohu. Eat too much, be careful your stomach will feel uncomfortable at night."

When Gao Yang ate it, it was like wind and clouds, and Li Feng couldn't bear to watch it.

"It's delicious, Uncle Fourth, it's really... delicious, Yaya, come on, come on, give me water... Hey, it's so comfortable. It's so delicious. Today's belly is swollen, I admit it, Big deal, I won’t eat dinner. Well, let me see, Fourth Aunt, keep two big ones, smelly Xiaohu, leave him a small one, and I’ll take care of the rest.”

Gao Yang simply ignored Li Feng's so-called image.This is the village of craftsmen, not the Tang Palace, so she won't care so much.Anyway, do what you feel comfortable with.

"Well, it's up to you, but besides these, eating too many sweet potatoes will have side effects."

For Gao Yang, Li Feng has nothing to do, indeed, it is completely useless to talk to her about a lady, or about her image.In the past few days, when harvesting wheat, don't they always make themselves like clay figurines.

"Sequelae, what are the sequelae, I won't be fooled... ah"

Gao Yang said it well at first, but suddenly, his face turned red.Regardless of whether it was Li Feng, Yaya, or Sizi, they all stopped moving and all stared at Gao Yang.

"Haha... I told you before, if you eat too much, there will be sequelae. Take a look, come on."

Immediately, Li Feng laughed loudly, and then left his position very quickly, retreating far away.

"Ah, sister Yan, you fart"

"Sister Seventeen. Your fart smells so bad..."

However, it is obvious that Yaya and Sizi are not as knowledgeable and quick as Li Feng.Plus.The two of them were right next to Gao Yang, when they heard a sound, they felt a foul smell coming from their nostrils.Then, two little guys.He said quickly while covering his nose.put aside.

"Hmph, isn't it just a fart, who doesn't fart, what's the fuss. But... this fart, it really stinks, ah... here it comes again, it comes again. Oh my God"

After hearing Yaya and Sizi's words, Gao Yang's face turned red like a monkey's ass.but.I farted and couldn't take it back, so I could only talk about it.However, even she had to admit that the fart just now was too stinky, even she couldn't stand it.

And then, it was like firing a series of cannonballs, I couldn't help it, one after another.

Sweet potatoes, onions, and beans are three super magic weapons for farting.Moreover, it is easy to have that kind of serial fart.When he was a child, Li Feng heard that there was a good man in the village.I eat too many sweet potatoes. When I go to the mountain to cut firewood, I start to fart from the bottom of the mountain, and then, one after another, I fart all the way to the top of the mountain.The companion behind him was so smoked that he couldn't stand it anymore, turned around and walked back, and quit.

It turns out that eating sweet potatoes, easy to fart, or that kind of stinky fart, this is absolutely true.Moreover, this thing is effective regardless of gender, age or age.After Gao Yang's sequelae first appeared, everyone began to appear, more or less reacted.Just after Xiao Sizi told Li Feng with a face full of embarrassment, she also farted.Li Feng finally made a major decision.

"Come on, let's form a row, let's face the wind and eat sweet potatoes, if the stinky fart comes, we won't be afraid if the strong wind blows away."

You can't just stop eating sweet potatoes because you fart.So, the four people, big and small, began to sit in a row, facing the mountain wind, and continued to have a good time, eating sweet potatoes. It felt so good.

"It's rare to be so happy today. Let's sing a song, okay?"

Perhaps it was Gao Yang, who had enjoyed his meal and was in a good mood, unexpectedly had a whim and suggested that everyone sing.This proposal was immediately unanimously approved by Yaya and Sizi.As for Li Feng, he doesn't care.However, in this place, it is quite a refreshing thing to shout out.

"Well, that's fine, then let's sing the white fox, how about it?"

Seeing his wise and prodigious proposal, after unanimous approval, let Gao Yang be beautiful.Think about it, in this beautiful wilderness, come to a white fox, the feeling must be very good.

"No, don't sing the white fox, sing the song of the pig, or sing the song of two tigers is better"

It's a pity that Gao Yang's proposal was approved by all, but then there was a disagreement about what song to sing.Of course Gao Yang wanted to sing her favorite white fox, but Yaya wanted to sing her favorite pig song or two tigers.Although Xiao Sizi didn't speak, there was no doubt that she supported Yaya.

This dispute began to be endless, and the two people would not back down from each other.

"Okay, stop arguing. I think it's good. Let's sing a song by ourselves. We can sing whatever we like. How about it? After singing, we will go home."

The two girls are used to being noisy, and their tempers are more stubborn than the other.There is no other way, Li Feng can only go out and make rules, one song per person, and no one will force anyone.

"Okay, I'll sing White Fox"

"I sing about two tigers"

"I sing the pig song"

Everyone immediately agreed with Li Feng's approach.Then, they all expressed what song they wanted to sing.Especially Xiao Sizi, who chose her favorite pig song, she smiled so beautifully.However, I really don't understand why she always likes to refer to pig songs as pig songs.

As for the issue of order, there is no further controversy.According to the current seating order, the first is Gao Yang, the second is Yaya, the third is Xiao Sizi, and finally, it is Li Feng's turn.

"Ahem...well... everyone, get ready, I'm about to start."

Soon, Gao Yang took up the position, and then, first took a sip of water to moisten his throat, and then, this crazy girl actually started to put on a show, whimpering for a long time.

"Sister Yan, hurry up, if you don't sing, it will be dark soon."

Gao Yang was not in a hurry, but Yaya couldn't wait any longer, and began to urge Gao Yang to hurry up from the side.The little girl is still waiting, so she should perform well.

"Don't worry, people have to prepare well anyway. Okay, let's start, let's start, let's do it. Applause, there is no applause, how to sing."

Gao Yang's temperament was careless at first, but after he came to Jianghu Village, under the influence of Li Feng, he took on a lot of modern atmosphere.Even singing a song took a long time, but seeing Yaya urging her so hard, she immediately said that she was going to start.

After a burst of applause ended, this crazy girl finally started.It's a pity that the moment she opened her mouth, it immediately elicited another burst of laughter.

"I...I said girl, hehe, you are out of tune, haha"

Even Li Feng laughed until his stomach ached, and then he said something.It turned out that Gao Yang had just uttered the word "I", and the sequelae of eating sweet potatoes came immediately.

However, although Gao Yang's current face is not as good as Li Feng's, it is not comparable to that of ordinary people.After cursing the damned sweet potato sequelae severely, he still sang with vibrancy.

"Don't tell me, this girl, singing this song, the more you sing it, the more interesting it is. Well, but, it's still incomparable with that Qin fairy."

After listening to Gao Yang's performance, Li Feng also had to admit that this is definitely the case, the green out of the blue is better than the blue.Immediately, he remembered the song he had heard in Baihualou, the Qin Fairy performing this song.Sigh secretly, that is the real swan song, there is no way to surpass it.

After Gao Yang's performance, he went to Yaya immediately.This girl, now there is no such thing as stage fright.Anyway, they face twenty or thirty students every day, and they have already developed their courage.And the two tigers in one song are even more vivid with their expressions and movements.

As for Xiao Si, her favorite song is the "Pig Song" she often sings.This little guy not only looks cute, but also has a cute voice.When a pig song comes down, it is even more amazing.Although Li Feng has heard this little guy and sang this song countless times, he never tires of listening to it.

"Hee hee, Si Zi sings the pig song, it really is the best song"

"Si, when you sing this song about pigs, you are so cute. Well, I have decided that we sisters will perform these two songs for everyone at this year's annual meeting."

In fact, it's not just Li Feng who thinks so.Even the little girl was on the sidelines, clapping continuously, and then praised with a smile.Gao Yang was on the sidelines, thinking about her beautiful things while talking, the smile on his face was weird.

"A good song, it really is a good song, Mr. Li is really talented, and the little girl Yang Jie has been taught."

Li Feng was about to praise Xiao Si, but suddenly a familiar voice came from behind, making Li Feng turn his head involuntarily.

"why you……"

"what…………"

Soon, two bursts of surprised voices sounded at the same time.

Li Feng was very surprised, because he never expected that the other party would appear here.Still wearing a snow-white skirt, still wearing a white silk scarf, and still having that somewhat familiar voice.Not last time in that Baihualou

Who else has Qin Xianzi seen?

"It's true that you can't talk about people during the day, and you can't talk about ghosts at night. Just now, I was thinking that the white fox she sang was incomparable. I didn't expect that I actually saw a real person. But why did she appear in Jianghu Village? Here, um, what did she just say, Mr. Li..."

Gradually Li Feng came to understand a little bit, she came here most likely because of the trouble Gao Yang caused that night, and because of the white fox.

'Ah...... Sister Fairy, is it really you? "

It took a long time for Gao Yang to come back to his senses, and he spoke to Fairy Qin in surprise. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users, please go to read.)