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After everything calmed down, Li Feng finally figured out what was causing them such grief.After all, it's all the hair's fault.To be precise, it was because of Li Feng's bald head.

Bald, in modern society, that is also a common thing.Even many celebrities have a bright bald head, such as the famous sketch actor, that Comrade Xiao Chen who often laughs so hard that his stomach hurts, and that, the host of the very popular dating show, isn’t it all Big bald.

However, that is modern society, this is ancient times, it is different.

In ancient times, there was only one kind of person with a bald head, and that was monks.What is a monk? In other words, he is a monk.To become a monk means to see through the world of mortals, and the four things are all empty.If you are not married, you will not be able to marry in the future. If you become a family, you will abandon your family and children, and sever all ties with the world.

This was common sense in ancient times.It is also the reason why Yaya and Rouniang immediately felt distraught when they saw Li Feng shaved a big bald head.

"Hey, let me tell you, it's really... I just shaved my head, as for it. You can really think about it when you become a monk. You think I'm stupid. I'm living a comfortable life now. , there is also a beautiful daughter-in-law at home, of course, and our cute little girl, I am a monk, I am sick and almost, a fool can do it."

"Besides, even if we want to become a monk, we can't become a monk. We can't pee in the same pot with that Tathagata. If we go, we can only fight with him every day. How dare they accept me, right? If so, If their Western Paradise is accidentally overturned, they will cry as much as they want..."

After knowing the cause and effect, Li Feng was speechless for a while.However, looking at the three tears still hugging him tightly in front of him, Li Feng could only enlighten.

Whether it was before or now, for the gods and Buddhas of the heavens.Whether it is Buddha Tathagata, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Jade Emperor, God or something, Li Feng has no faith at all.If you don't believe in Buddhism, you don't believe in it.He doesn't believe in Jesus, let alone ghosts, he only believes in himself.

A person who has no pursuits and desires does not need to believe in these at all.I never thought about getting rich, nor about living a long life.I never thought about what it means to hope that your son will become a dragon, or that your daughter will become a phoenix.Even if you believe in these gods from all walks of life.He, Li Feng, didn't know what to ask them for.

Belief must have something to ask for, since there is nothing to ask for, then what a fart to believe in.

"Don't talk nonsense, be careful of the Buddha's blame... You are really serious. Why do you shave your head if you have nothing to do? Moreover, you shave your head bald, which scared us to death. Tell me. What's the point? In the future, you can't scare us like this anymore."

Seeing Li Feng's outspokenness, Rou Niang quickly covered Li Feng's mouth with her hands.However, Li Feng's words also made her understand that this was just a misunderstanding, and her frightened heart immediately began to calm down.However, the grief-stricken feeling just now still left her with lingering fears, so she still hugged Li Feng tightly and refused to let go.

The same is true for Yang Jie and Yaya, they are also afraid in their hearts.

Of course, Li Feng would not have any opinion on this.There was a girl on the left, and Yang Jie on the right. With this feeling, he was reluctant to let go.At the same time, after what happened just now, it also made him understand how important he is to these two women's hearts, and he really felt their deep affection.

"If you get a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for?"

Unknowingly, Li Feng tightened his hands again, hugging the person in his arms even tighter, and a strong sense of happiness rose in his heart.

However, soon, he was attracted by the white light in front of him.That white light made Li Feng's heart suddenly hot, and he was a little reluctant to take his eyes away.Just like that, look left, look right, enjoy it, patrolling back and forth.

"What are you thinking... ah..."

Seeing Li Feng there with his head down, Rou Niang immediately asked Li Feng very curiously.However, immediately following Li Feng's line of sight, there was a burst of exclamation.Then, he began to struggle, and his face instantly turned red.Yang Jie at the side was a little surprised at first, but then he did the same thing.The only difference is that her face has always been red, but now it's even redder.

It's no wonder, how can you say that you have had skin-to-skin contact with Li Feng, and being held in your arms like this, you don't feel anything.However, Yang Jie and Li Feng haven't come to worship yet.At best, it's just pulling hands.Now, being held in her arms like this, it's strange that she isn't shy.

Perhaps the reason why they had such a reaction was because the two of them were trying on their cheongsams in the room just now.In order to maximize the effect Li Feng described, they only wore cheongsams except for the necessary underwear.Anyway, in the house, I am not afraid of what others will see, and besides, I am not cold.

It was precisely because of this that what Li Feng saw just now were their calves exposed outside in cheongsams.

It was only when they saw Li Feng staring at their jade-white, crystal-clear calves that they reacted.Immediately, they felt shy in their hearts.

"Hehe, I'm still shy, but this cheongsam is indeed worthy of being a divine attire for oriental women. It's beautiful, so beautiful..."

Looking at Rou Niang and Yang Jie who ran into the house as if fleeing, Li Feng still seemed unsatisfied, knowing that there was no one to be seen, so he withdrew his eyes and muttered there.It wasn't that Li Feng didn't want to continue watching, nor was it because of their shyness, but because Li Feng was afraid that they would freeze. If it wasn't for this, Li Feng wouldn't let go of his hand and let them run away foolishly.

"My sister's clothes are so beautiful, I look straight at my big brother's eyes, hee hee"

At this time, Yaya already knew that Li Feng shaved his head, not to become a monk.Although she was crying like a tearful person just now, the child's mood came and went quickly.Seeing Li Feng staring at her sister and the others with staring eyes, he immediately began to make fun of Li Feng.

"You little girl. Well, let's go inside."

After being teased by Yaya for a while, Li Feng became speechless for a while.However, even though he didn't notice just now, he was still holding a girl.

"No, I want big brother to carry me in, who made you scare people just now?"

"Okay, okay, I'm wrong, okay. Come up, I'll carry you in... let's go..."

……

After a ridiculous misunderstanding, instead of bringing any bad influence, it made everyone in the family feel more harmonious.Yang Jie, in particular, has become more relaxed at home.At least, there are more smiles on that face than before.

It's just a pity.Ever since they wore cheongsams that day, which caught Li Feng in awe, they never wore them again, which made Li Feng a little disappointed.However, if you think about it carefully, this is winter.Not suitable for wearing cheongsam.For the kind of behavior that only needs demeanor but not temperature.Li Feng has always been against it.

Although it is said that everyone has a heart for beauty.However, sacrificing your health for the sake of beauty is not worth it.

In the next few days, Rou Niang and Yang Jie have been busy.Li Feng knew that they were rectifying the details of the clothing.besides.Rou Niang also worked out several new costumes based on the new ideas provided by Li Feng this time.these costumes.It requires continuous improvement and experimentation.

For this reason, in the past few days, Li Feng and Xiao Hu have actually been fashion models for a few days.

After a few days, the people in the village also knew about Li Feng's bald head.Like Qi Ye, everyone has become immune to Li Feng's shocking behaviors one after another.Therefore, apart from the initial trace of surprise, there was no reaction.

Even, many people think that Li Feng's bald head is very good.Not to mention anything else, let's just talk about working, with long hair coiled up, it's not as convenient as this big bald head, let alone sweating.After all, they are just some ordinary people who go to work in the fields, and what they care most about is practicality.And obviously, this bald head does have great benefits.

As for those things, such as body, hair, skin and parents, although, they also know that in the past, they also paid attention to it.However, there is no way, everyone is like this, and they can't, let alone make special cases.However, with Li Feng as a role model, it will be different.

The first one was Lao Tie. After knowing that Li Feng had such a shabby head shape, he ran to Li Feng’s house that day, took a special look at it, and then touched Li Feng’s bald head twice, and his face was full of joy. gone.The next day, the hair on his head was also gone.

You know, he is a blacksmith, and that long hair is definitely a big trouble for him.What does it feel like to have wet hair on your head while blacksmithing.Especially when the sweat flowed down the corners of the eyes, the feeling was even more uncomfortable.

But now it's all right, bald, naked, sweating?Take it out casually, put a ten-foot sweat towel there, and sweat on your head, it's simple, just wipe it off and you're done.Moreover, no matter how you move, you don't have to worry about your hair falling off.

Two big bald heads suddenly appeared in the village, and they were the two people most admired by everyone.Within a few days, all the men in Jianghu Village all had bald heads.Even those brats are all bareheaded.Its purpose, of course, is to avoid lice.

Of course, it is impossible for the outside world to be ignorant of what happened in Jianghu Village.This kind of thing is a big deal for people in this era.In the past, if anyone dared to do this, not only the family would have to take care of it, but the village would have to take care of it, and even the yamen would make trouble for you.

why?Because you are not filial.Unfilial, this is no joke.

However, it is obvious that the affairs of the Craftsman Village cannot be managed by others.What a joke, this place, except for the emperor's imperial decree, nothing else works.

I don't know who is responsible for it. After knowing the situation of this Jianghu Village, they actually gave it a nickname, called Monk Village, and this nickname seems to be very recognized by people.Now, when people in these ten miles and eight towns talk about this craftsman village, they directly call it monk village. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)