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After Cheng Yaojin carefully questioned Brother Cheng Chubi about the relevant details, especially about Li Feng, he immediately told Brother Cheng Chubi to leave, and then he frowned and fell into deep thought.

"Are you right or not? You look like you, but you don't look like you. Why don't you invite me to the house? No, no. Forget it, I don't care if you are right or not. Even if you are, it shouldn't be me who has a headache anyway."

Cheng Yaojin felt his head was in a mess, and he suddenly realized that this matter didn't seem to have much to do with him. Isn't it because he was full and had nothing to worry about.

After that, I began to drink tea slowly, took a sip, frowned a few times, then took another sip, rolled my eyes a few times...

It has been more than half a month since Li Fengda came back from Chang'an City last time.

During this period of time, under the help of Master Qi and the help of a group of villagers, the house Li Feng wanted has been built.

Since these houses are not used to live in, so they didn't pay too much attention, and directly built three thatched houses.The wall is a loess wall. To put it bluntly, it is made of loess, thickened layer by layer, and compacted to make it strong.The roof is directly covered with thatch, and that's it.

Originally, Li Feng wanted to use tiles to build it, but Qi Ye scolded him, "Prodigal son, this is for pigs, not for you, why waste that money", Li Feng gave up.

However, once the thatched hut at the foot of the mountain was built, Li Feng's eyes lit up immediately. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the thatched hut was still beautiful.

It's true, never tire of seeing it.

"Big brother, why are you staring at this thatched cottage all the time, and laughing foolishly. It's not a brick and tile building. If you can use blue bricks and black tiles, it will look good."

Seeing Li Feng, staring at the thatched cottage and giggling, the little girl thought that there was something strange, and followed Li Feng, looking left and right.However, there was still nothing to see.

"Go, you little girl, what do you know? I really don't have any artistic skills, we can't be too vulgar, we must have taste, you know?"

Seeing this little girl, who always looked yearning when she mentioned the brick house, Li Feng decided to teach this little girl well.Even if we don't want to be ladies, we can't be vulgar girls either.

"Oh, but, big brother, what is an artistic cell, and what is taste?"

"This art cell, this, how should I put it, forget it, you are too young, and you can't understand it if I explain it to you. Well, yes, for example, when I saw this thatched cottage, I felt touched. But, I remembered a poem, let’s call it an art cell.”

Although, the words "artistic cell" and "taste" were often used in the past.However, when Li Feng wanted to explain it to the little girl, he found that it was really hard to explain.

Fortunately, in a flash of inspiration, a poem came to mind.

"Okay, okay, big brother, read it to me quickly, big brother is amazing, and he has artistic skills."

This little girl, when she heard that Li Feng could compose poetry, she immediately started applauding.By the way, I praised Li Feng for his artistic qualities, but on the other hand, it was the former Li Feng who had no artistic qualities at all.

"Okay, be quiet, I'm going to read it, hum"

In order to explain that he has always been artistic, Li Feng first held his head high, then coughed twice, and then put his hands behind his back.

"August Autumn High Wind Howls"

Pause, little girl applauds

"Roll my house with triple thatch"

Stop again, little girl, applaud again, cheers

"Mao Fei Crossing the River and Sprinkling the Western Suburbs"

Pause again, little girl, flushed with excitement, with big eyes, looking at Li Feng with admiration and anticipation.

Suddenly, Li Feng began to sweat on his forehead.Because, he found that he only remembered these three lines of this poem, and he didn't know the rest.

Why do I remember these three sentences? Of course, Li Feng felt that these three sentences were very imposing, so I remembered them when I first saw them.

"Mao Fei crossed the river and sprinkled the western suburbs, Mao Fei..."

"Big brother, I have read this sentence just now, please make the next sentence quickly."

Looking at those big black and bright eyes, Li Feng wanted to slap himself.Then, secretly sighed, sure enough, this plagiarism is not good, if you are not careful, you will be punished.This poem is quite long, who let me remember only three lines.

Damn it, I'm going to fight it out, let's add another sentence to him and make it into a seven-character quatrain, Li Feng thought to himself.

"When it rains, you will suffer"

"Okay, big brother is great, great, this poem is so well done. The hut was blown apart by the wind, and when it rains heavily, it will definitely leak. It's terrible..."

Hearing Xiao Yaya's unabashed praise, Li Feng felt that he was three points more sweaty than Genghis Khan.

This kind of poetry is really not something that humans do. It seems that we don't have that artistic talent at all, so we should just be our ordinary people.

"However, it seems that the sentence we added here is still pleasing to the ear. Well, as long as it is pleasing to the ear, it is a good poem. Why, it is easy to remember if it is pleasing to the ear, even if you can't remember it, no matter how good the poem is. no good"

At this time, Li Feng could only comfort himself by saying this.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but think of a great man who wrote a great poem.

That's General Dog Meat, Zhang Zongchang's "Ode to Lightning"

"Suddenly I saw a chain of fire in the sky, as if the Jade Emperor was smoking. If Yuhuan doesn't smoke, why is there another chain of fire?"

Just such a poem, let Li Feng only read it once, and after laughing his belly out for a while, he firmly remembered it.Not only to remember, but also, every time there is a thunderstorm, he can't help but think of this poem, and then he has to recite it again.

In this way, the originally very dull mood immediately became more relaxed, and when it was happy, it became even happier.

Perhaps, for some people, this poem is nonsense, and it is not even a poem at all.However, in Li Feng's mind, this is a good poem, a good poem that can bring people happiness.

"Come on, Yaya, big brother will make you another poem, okay?"

Thinking of this, Li Feng's depressed mood just now became more comfortable.We make our poems, as long as we enjoy listening to them, we are doing other people's shit.

And why bother what people think behind their backs, what they say.

Anyway, it's just to add some fun, so I have to read poems to the little girl again.Of course, Xiao Yaya clapped her hands happily.

"Looking at the mountains from afar, they look dark"

"Thin at the top and thick at the bottom"

"It's like turning a mountain upside down"

"Come to Shantou and leave from Shantou"

The sun has set in the west, and the red glow is burning in the western sky.

As Li Feng took the little girl and walked towards the house, bursts of clear and crisp voices began to float over the entire Jianghu Village.

Accompanying it was the laughter like a silver bell.

"Who wrote this poem, it's amazing, good poem, good poem..."

Zhao Dazhu, Uncle Zhao, was about to have dinner, when he heard a voice suddenly, he immediately took a big bowl in his hand, and listened carefully.

As soon as he finished listening, this Uncle Zhao immediately got bored with a big bowl of wine.

After sighing aloud, he actually followed suit.

Obviously, Uncle Zhao was not the only one who heard Xiaoyaya's voice.

So, suddenly, there were bursts of "the mountain is dark" sounded continuously in this craftsman's village, and each sound was louder and louder than the other.

Good poetry, you can understand it as soon as you listen to it, you can understand it as soon as you listen to it, and you can remember it as soon as you listen to it. What the hell is it if it’s not a good poem?This idea kept filling the hearts of the villagers.

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