Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1108 Pedestrians

"Do you have a big brain?"

Jin Shiyu's pretty face turned red

"..."

Ding Ermiao held back her laughter and wanted to break up the fight, but she didn't know how to speak.

"Don't argue, don't argue..." Wan Shugao stood up, looked around, and said, "Based on their bodies and measurements, the two beauties should have about the same brain capacity."

"Shut up, Wan Shugao. I'll let you be the escort tonight and escort two beauties on a night trip to the underworld!" Ding Ermiao glared at Wan Shugao and pushed the two beauties out of the teahouse.

"Shall I send them to the underworld?" Wan Shugao suddenly became nervous, followed Ding Ermiao, and muttered:

"Damn it, I've never been there before. Brother Ermiao, you need to tell me your travel strategies and precautions for the underworld..."

After leaving the teahouse, Ding Ermiao made an appointment with two beauties to have dinner together in the evening and then go camping in the countryside.

What Zhao Haifang said is indeed a method. Camping in the wild saves trouble and money, and only requires a tent.

Back at the hotel, Ding Ermiao was responsible for sleeping, while Wan Shugao was responsible for buying a tent and determining the camping location for the night.

At dusk, Zhao Haifang and Jin Shiyu arrived one after another. They both changed their clothes and dressed up like fairies in the moon, looking forward and shining.

After the meal, the driver from the Feng family took Ding Ermiao and others straight to the foot of Hongye Mountain in the western suburbs.

In the bustling capital city, it is not easy to find a secluded place.Only Hongye Mountain in the western suburbs is relatively suitable.

Almost crossing the urban area from east to west, it was already ten o'clock in the evening when we arrived at the foot of Hongye Mountain.

This spot is indeed very quiet, and there is not a single tourist on the mountain.

Ding Ermiao asked the driver to wait at the bottom of the mountain. He took the two beauties with him and asked Wan Shugao to carry the tent to find the way up the mountain.

The driver didn't know what Ding Ermiao and others were doing up the mountain. When he saw that they were bringing two stunning beauties and a tent, he probably thought wrong, and his eyes were full of envy and jealousy.

After walking for more than 20 minutes, we arrived halfway up the mountain.

Ding Ermiao used his flashlight to shine on a piece of flat land on the mountainside and said, "It's right here. I guess no one comes to this place."

Panting, Wan Shugao put down the tent, took a breath, and then set up the tent to cover the surroundings casually.A simple campground, and that's it.

Ding Ermiao lit incense in the tent, drew a spell and issued a guide, and then said: "Wan Shugao, you lie in the middle, Jin Shiyu is on the left, and Zhao Haifang is on the right, hold Wan Shugao's hand respectively. In this case, you won’t be separated after we go down.”

"I'm lying...between them? And I'm holding their hands?" Wan Shugao became arrogant and said, "Okay, no problem! Even if I have to sleep for a long time and stay like this for the rest of my life, I am willing to do this!"

"Wan Shu Gao, you have a crow's mouth!" Ding Ermiao suddenly changed his color and said:

"Is it okay to joke about everything? This is your first time in hell. If you are restless and have random thoughts, you will easily lose your mind! If you are not careful, you will never come back in your life!"

Wan Shugao stuck out his tongue in fear, shut up obediently, and lay down on the plastic sheet in the tent.

Jin Shiyu lay generously on Wan Shugao's left side and held Wan Shugao's hand.

Zhao Haifang just lay down, sat up again, looked at Ding Ermiao and said, "Hey, Ding Ermiao, don't do anything stupid while we are unconscious."

"How can it be a joke to travel through hell through a ghost gate?" Ding Ermiao couldn't laugh or cry. He raised his hands to the sky and said: "I swear, I respect you two more than I respect my own aunts. If you have a little evil intention, the sky will thunder. hack."

"Am I as old as your aunt?" Zhao Haifang muttered, finally lying down and holding Wan Shugao's other hand.

Ding Ermiao then nodded, explained all the precautions, and then said: "Without distracting thoughts, stay in a clear and selfless state, I will send you away right now..."

After the stick of incense burned out, the three people lying on the ground were no longer moving.

In fact, in this matter, Ding Ermiao could have called Black and White Wuchang and taken them down directly.Now that he is the general marshal, how dare Black and White Wuchang agree?
It would be much easier for the two brothers to take the souls of strangers to the underworld, and they could take Jin Shiyu and Zhao Haifang away once the souls were caught.

But when setting off from Maoshan, Li Qingdong had asked Ding Ermiao to take Wan Shugao to practice.That's why Ding Ermiao didn't mind the trouble and set up an altar to let Wan Shugao travel to the underworld.

Otherwise, how do you train this guy?

In some areas, Li Qingdong's cultivation was insufficient. Ding Ermiao's arrangement could be regarded as helping Li Qingdong teach his disciples.

After sending away the souls of these three people, Ding Ermiao walked around the tent, then sat cross-legged in front of the tent door, meditating, doing exercises, and talking about the old and absorbing the new.

Everything is quiet, the night wind is like water.

Before I knew it, it was already three o'clock in the morning.Ding Ermiao thought that the souls of these three people were coming back, so he got up, walked to a place a little further away, took a nap, then walked back and started dancing with his sword.

After finishing a set of Tai Chi swords and returning the sword to its sheath, the three people in the tent still didn't wake up.

"Why aren't you back yet?" Ding Ermiao felt a little worried. He took out Nanmen's intact fan pendant and prepared to ask him to call Black and White Wuchang for him so that Wuchang Yinshuai could go down and take a look.

But at this moment, I saw a white figure walking slowly towards the west side of the tent.

"Who are you?" Ding Ermiao was secretly surprised, why did he not notice that this person appeared here?

"Passenger." The man replied and walked forward slowly.

When he got closer, Ding Ermiao could see clearly.The person who came was an old man in his 70s or [-]s, with gray hair, a white shirt, black trousers, and a pair of cloth shoes.In his hand, he was holding a cylindrical food box from the past, and he didn't know what was inside.

Ding Ermiao took two steps forward, stopped the old man in front of the tent door, and said calmly: "The mountain road is rugged, and traveling at night is not easy."

The old man stopped, put down the food box, and took out a plate of roasted chicken, a plate of peanuts, a plate of sliced ​​pig ears, and a plate of braised fish, and placed them neatly in front of the tent door.

Then, the old man took out another pot of wine and cups and chopsticks, put them down one by one, and said: "Life is short, and even more difficult."

"What do you mean?" Ding Ermiao asked, holding an umbrella in his arms and watching the old man's actions.

"It's nothing. I think these three people died here without any sacrifices. They are really pitiful. So I sent some wine and food to express my feelings." The old man said with a slight smile.

(The third update is completed today.)
(End of this chapter)