Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 1990 Fireworks Life
Ji Xiaoxiao smiled and said: "This time's wish does not require you to use any cultivation, you just need to nod."

"Then let me nod first. No matter what you want to do, I just agree." Ding Ermiao smiled.

Ding Ermiao knew that it was difficult to guess Ji Xiaoxiao's thoughts, they were so weird.However, as a model husband, Ding Ermiao would never refuse Ji Xiaoxiao's request.

"What I want... is to live a life of fireworks for two days, just like ordinary couples, tea, rice, oil, salt, trivial things." Ji Xiaoxiao snuggled next to Ding Ermiao and said: "I want to be a housewife, cooking and washing for you. Don't want it. It’s too long, even if it’s just one day, I’m still satisfied.”

Once he returns to the wild world, Ding Ermiao is no longer an ordinary person and is not unique to Ji Xiaoxiao.So Ji Xiaoxiao wanted to experience the simple happiness of ordinary people in the mountain city.This is what Ji Xiaoxiao is thinking, but Ji Xiaoxiao can't say it. Saying it will be a kind of pressure on Ding Ermiao.

"Isn't this simple? Anyway, we have to wait for Li Weinian's wedding these days. I listen to you, find a house and live the fireworks life of an ordinary family for a few days." Ding Ermiao nodded and said.

"Thank you." Ji Xiaoxiao smiled like a flower, and when there was no one on the road, she pressed a kiss on her husband's face.

As soon as he said it, Ding Ermiao was thinking about traveling and locked a fully furnished rental house in the eastern suburbs. He and Ji Xiaoxiao rushed there, then invited the landlord and rented the house at twice the price.

Because it is a fully furnished room, it is very convenient.After moving in, you only need two quilts.

Ji Xiaoxiao put on her apron and looked like a housewife, cleaning up inside and out first.Naturally, Ding Ermiao was helping and chatting.

Because they wanted to experience life, Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao did not use any magical powers and worked step by step like ordinary people.

After tidying up the room, Ji Xiaoxiao took off her apron, took a short rest, and said, "Honey, I'm going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, will you go?"

"Go ahead, I'll be a porter." Ding Ermiao said hurriedly.

"Okay, let's go." Ji Xiaoxiao smiled with satisfaction, took Ding Ermiao's hand and left the house.

The vegetable market is not far away. It is around nine o'clock in the morning and it is very busy.All kinds of businessmen were shouting and saying hello, and it was a bustling place.

Ji Xiaoxiao pulled Ding Ermiao and squeezed into the crowd while asking: "Honey, what do you want to eat for lunch?"

"Just green vegetables, tofu, and a little bit of meat. To live a good life, we can't waste too much. We still have to pay off the mortgage, raise children, and maintain a car..." Ding Ermiao said with a smile, treating himself as a mortal.

His wife wanted to experience ordinary life, so Ding Ermiao had no choice but to get into the drama and cooperate.

"Okay, we see the same thing." Ji Xiaoxiao squatted down in front of a vegetable stall and picked vegetables.

Then I bought some tofu, and the husband and wife went to buy meat again.

"Hey, do you two want some meat?" A wretched middle-aged uncle pointed at Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao with the boning knife in his hand and greeted them rudely.

"It's too impolite, you, why are you pointing at people with a knife?" Ji Xiaoxiao stared, and was about to get angry, but suddenly she was taken aback, and said with a smile: "Hey, why is it you? I've seen you!"

The pork guy grinned and said: "Yes, yes, you are my old customer. You often buy pork from me. Of course you have met me!"

"Go away, stop talking nonsense, stop trying to get close to me! My soul has bought pork from you!" Ji Xiaoxiao put her hands on her hips and glared like a shrew: "You are the street writer, Nian Xiang, right? ? Don’t think I don’t know you, hey, why don’t you write a book and come here to be a pork guy!”

"Ah, so you really know me?" The pork guy's face turned red and he was stunned.

Ding Ermiao laughed loudly and said: "Once, in a private house in the western suburbs of the mountain city, Wenquxingjun was deciding a case, and you rushed in to complain, do you still remember?"

At that time, Ding Ermiao deceived the literary star Pan Yifeng into writing a judgment for Luzhu and others.Who knew that the lie would become true and attract this silly writer, who almost caused trouble.Later, he was scolded by Pan Yifeng and kicked out by Li Weinian.

"Uh... there is such a thing. How did you know?" The porky guy didn't understand the situation yet, but he admitted his identity back then.

Because Ding Ermiao and others at that time were all disguised, not what they look like now.Therefore, Ding Ermiao and Ji Xiaoxiao knew the pork guy, but the pork guy didn't know their husband and wife.

"Hehe, I know you anyway!" Ding Ermiao smiled and asked: "I didn't realize that you are also capable of literary and martial arts. Literary can write books, and martial arts can butcher pigs. Why, being a pork guy is better than writing books …Earn more?”

The pig-butcher sighed, shook his head and said, "It's almost the same. But writing a book is too tiring. Many people don't pay for reading books. They go to pirated copies to read books, and come to the genuine edition to urge updates. They will also say nasty things and scold your whole family." You write slowly and say you should stay up 24 hours a day and write books for free for them.”

"No way, you're watching a pirated version and you still want to curse?" Ji Xiaoxiao's eyes widened and she couldn't understand.

"Why not? Look at their space. Everyone is a keyboard warrior. They love their country, their family, their parents, love their brothers. They hate little devils and human traffickers. They are all righteous and punish evil. Great people who promote good deeds, all kinds of high-ranking people, all kinds of positive energy! But when they are asked to pay to read a book, they will hurt a writer who is eager for support without hesitation and without hesitation. They will scold you when they open their mouths. Damn it, I’m looking at you. The book gives you face, but also money!”

As he said that, the pork man slapped the pork with a boning knife several times, making a snapping sound, and said excitedly: "It's very worry-free if you sell pork. Who has the guts to buy pork here without paying for it?" ? One less point, my boning knife is not a vegetarian!"

"Stop bragging. How dare you cut off someone's ears if they are short of you?" Ding Ermiao rolled his eyes and said:
"However, readers who don't pay for reading and even curse others are of extremely low quality. Why should you pay attention to them? You have to know that the vast majority of readers are good people and they are supporting you and cheering for you. ! If you don’t write books anymore, are you worthy of those die-hard readers?”

The porky guy was silent, with a look of grievance on his face.

"There are still many good people in the world, so there is no need to doubt life." Ji Xiaoxiao smiled and said: "How about this, Lao Xiang, I will give you a wonderful story, you write it."

"It doesn't matter whether I make money or not, but what should I do if those people scold me?" Pork Man asked.

Ding Ermiao waved his hand and said: "The cycle of heaven and cause and effect are not good. I will plant the Maoshan anti-curse method in your body. Whoever wants to scold you in the future will reflect it back and follow the scolder for life! I am a mage, I have this ability."

"Okay then, what kind of story do you want me to write?" Pork Man asked.

Ji Xiaoxiao smiled and said: "Write our story and I will tell it to you slowly..."

All along, Ji Xiaoxiao has been thinking that someone has to write the story about herself and Ding Ermiao and spread it among the world, so that it can live up to this vigorous life.It's fate that I met the pork guy writer by chance today.

Ji Xiaoxiao slowly finished telling the story about herself and Ding Ermiao, and asked, "How is it? Is it worth writing about?"

"To become a god is too exaggerated." The pork guy thought for a while and said, "Actually, I am very interested in a knife and a person in this story."

"What knife and who?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"The predecessor of Thousand Thousand Slashes was a torture knife that cut evil gods upwards and ghosts downwards. It is known as a peerless weapon. Even your ancestor died because of it. There must be many stories about it. And yours Uncle Master, Lin Fengjiao, the Taoist Priest of the Secret Ghost Ghost, is powerful in both Yin and Yang worlds, and his life must be very exciting."

The pork guy lit a cigarette and said, "I want to know these two stories. Can you tell them to me?"

"Okay. Which story do you want to hear first?" Ding Ermiao asked.

"First let's kill ten thousand people, and then let's talk about Lin Fengjiao." said the pork guy.

Ding Ermiao was silent for a moment and said, "Okay, let's talk about "The Unrivaled Weapon" first, and then "The Ultimate Secret"."

——Thank you for your company all the way. Please read these few words today.

The main story of "Ghost Curse" is actually finished.However, many readers were reluctant to end it and strongly requested to continue.

It’s hard to refuse such hospitality, so I will review “The Unforgettable Weapon” and “The Secret of the Universe” later to make the story of “Ghost Curse” a little longer.

These two stories have little to do with Ding Ermiao.If you feel bored, please abandon the book and stop reading.

If you are willing to listen to the author's nonsense, let's move forward and continue to pay attention to "The Devil's Curse".

In fact, after catching up to this point, everyone basically doesn’t spend much money.One cent per chapter, two cents per day, which is only six yuan per month.Including discounts and book coupons, basically, the monthly consumption is only two or three yuan.

If people come to scold me because of this small amount of money and say that I am cheating money, I can only express my grievance.

"The Unrivaled Weapon" and "The Secret of Heaven" are both supernatural stories, which may be exaggerated, but they have nothing to do with cultivating immortals.Return to the supernatural style, I hope everyone likes it.

The story of Li Weinian and Luzhu will be revealed in the end; Ye Gufan, Wan Shugao and others will all be revealed in the end.

(End of this chapter)