Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 61 Surrounding the coffin, attacking and defending

In horror, Ding Ermiao turned around and found that the female corpse's skinny hands were tightly gripping his upper arm.Just as he was about to recite a curse to counterattack, the female corpse swung her arm and threw herself out, abandoning her like a worn-out shoe!
Ding Ermiao, who was in mid-air, yelled "F*ck". Before he could finish the word "F*ck", his body had already flown more than ten feet away. With a thud, he hit a morgue bed, knocking out a corpse sleeping on it. Knocked out of bed directly.

Fortunately, there was this corpse as a cushion, otherwise Ding Ermiao would be choking.

"I'm sorry, boss, I didn't mean to do it. Ouch... ouch." Ding Ermiao stood up with a grin on his face, not forgetting to apologize to the body he knocked out of bed.

When he raised his eyes, he saw that the female corpse was jumping towards Lin Xiruo.Lin Xiruo, on the other hand, had a face full of righteousness and determination, and opened up his posture again, ready to go.

"Don't fight her, she's too strong. You run around the coffin, but she won't dare touch it!" Ding Ermiao quickly gave instructions.Ding Ermiao had already experienced how powerful the female corpse was after fighting against it just now.

When Lin Xiruo heard this, she immediately backed off, and took a few steps back, relying on the coffin, watching closely the every move of the female corpse through the coffin.

It's better not to fight if you can, who wants to learn martial arts with a female corpse in the morgue?

Sure enough, when she was still two steps away from the coffin, the female corpse stopped moving forward.Her nose moved, she paused for a moment, turned around, and chased Lin Xiruo around the coffin.

Although she was horrified, Lin Xiruo did not lose her bearings.Seeing the female corpse coming into the coffin, she also circled the coffin and retreated at the same speed, keeping a fixed distance from the female corpse.

In the office of the funeral parlor, the few heads on duty saw this scene on the surveillance screen and were too frightened to speak out.It took a long time for an employee to react and call the police while asking everyone to find something to deal with the fake corpse.

We all know that black dog blood is effective, but in a hurry, where can we find black dog blood?Even if there is a black dog in front of them, whether they can kill the black dog is still a question.Even before they killed the black dog, the female corpse in the morgue had already killed Lin Xiruo and Ding Ermiao!
There is also child urine, which is said to have the effect of warding off evil spirits.But the employees on duty here now are all uncles over 40 years old. Who has such a precious gadget?
For a time, the funeral parlor was in chaos.

In the morgue, Ding Ermiao saw that Lin Xiruo was not in danger for the time being. He calmed down and turned around to look for his backpack.But when he glanced at it, he saw the old ink brush right at his feet.It must have been that Lin Xiruo was avoiding the female corpse and accidentally kicked her.

"You're dead this time! Dare you throw me down!?" Ding Ermiao was overjoyed and bent down to grab Mo Dou in his hand.

Without a second's hesitation, he directly bit the cone at the end of the thread with his mouth. Holding the ink fountain in his left hand, he stretched his arm as far as possible, pulled out about one meter of ink thread, and walked towards the female corpse with murderous intent. !

The female corpse was still chasing Lin Xiruo, circling along the coffin, enjoying herself, completely unaware that Ding Ermiao had already killed him behind her.

"Bang..." There was a soft sound. Ding Ermiao used his arm as the bow arm and the ink string as the bow string. With his right hand, he pulled the bow string into the crook of his arm. The ink string popped out and hit the female corpse in the back!

Suddenly, a red light emitted from the point of contact between the ink line and the female corpse. As if being shocked by an electric shock, the female corpse jumped forward more than four feet and lay directly on the wall!
"Haha, haha..." Ding Ermiao held the cone in his mouth, and his speech was inevitably unclear: "Dare you throw me?! I will show you how powerful I am today!"

I saw him smiling evilly as he stepped forward step by step, gnashing his teeth and mumbling: "I have a room, and half of it is rented to the Chakravartin King..." A ray of light will be released today. Let's see if you dare to take it, and see if you just take it. Let me see if you should be right or not—!"

The female corpse turned around and did not dare to move forward. There was a frightened expression on her face, and she fled hastily along the wall to the west.Ding Ermiao followed closely, and after a few steps, he forced the female corpse into the corner.

"Beng..., Beng..., Beng--!"

"I told you to throw me! I told you to throw me!" Ding Ermiao kept flicking the line in his hand, and the female corpse waved to block it, but as soon as her hand touched the ink line, her skin and flesh were immediately torn!

Lin Xiruo looked at the scene in front of him and knew that he had probably restrained the female corpse. He finally breathed a sigh of relief, put his hand on his heart, hid behind Ding Ermiao and asked: "Ermiao, what should we do now? "

"Hmm, go get the broom, go get the broom." Ding Ermiao shouted with a cone in her mouth.

Lin Xiruo agreed, turned around and ran away. As soon as he opened the door of the morgue, his eyes were blurred and he saw a large field of white things, scattered towards him overwhelmingly.

It turned out that the employees of the funeral home couldn't find black dog blood or child urine, so they decided to try using uncooked rice and coarse salt.

They deal with dead people every day, so they naturally have heard of these folk methods of catching ghosts.The situation in the morgue is critical now. Regardless of whether raw rice and coarse salt have any effect, let’s try it first.So, I hurriedly found some uncooked rice and coarse salt, rushed to the door of the morgue, and was about to push the door open.

Coincidentally, when Lin Xiruo came out at this moment, the employees of the funeral home thought it was the female corpse that had rushed out. Without having time to take a closer look, they just poured the mixed uncooked rice and coarse salt over it, and then said: With a shout, they turned around and ran away.

Fortunately it wasn't black dog blood or child urine.

"It's me, what are you doing? Don't run away, come back!" Lin Xiruo wiped her face and shouted angrily.

Hearing Lin Xiruo's voice, the employees stood still and looked back tremblingly.After they confirmed that Lin Xiruo was still alive, they gathered around and asked repeatedly: "How is it inside? It's fine, how can you pretend to be a corpse?"

Of course, Lin Xiruo didn't have time to answer their questions now, so he shouted: "Broom, where is the broom? Find me a broom quickly!"

In fact, there was a broom leaning on the wall outside the morgue door.But as soon as Lin Xiruo came out, her face was sprinkled with uncooked rice and coarse salt. She was still crying, but of course she couldn't see it.

The employees pointed at Lin Xiruo and shouted, "The broom is right behind you!"

Lin Xiruo turned around, picked up the broom, and rushed into the morgue again.

"I have a room, and half of it is rented to the King of Chakravartin..." Ding Ermiao was still in the same place, playing the ink line to the female corpse, more immersed in playing the piano than others, with a look of intoxication on his face.The female corpse was so badly beaten by the ink line that her face was cracked, revealing her white bones.

"Er Miao, the broom is here!" Lin Xiruo shouted.

Ding Ermiao then stopped playing the thread, took the broom with her backhand, danced with a stick, used the broom head on the body of the woman, swept it from top to bottom, and said softly: "Pour it down."

The female corpse fell down at the sound, sleeping upright on the ground, motionless.

The morgue, which had been full of people just now, suddenly became quiet, with the only sounds of Lin Xiruo and Ding Ermiao breathing.

Several employees of the funeral home poked their heads outside the door for a long time and then walked over shrunken and asked from a distance: "Now, now... are you okay?"

"Puff!" Ding Ermiao spat, and then wiped his mouth.Just now, I was holding the Qian Niang Cone in my mouth, and my mouth was full of ink, and the spittle I spit out was black.

"Where did this female corpse come from?" Ding Ermiao looked at the employees of the funeral home and asked, "Did you do anything to her?"

(End of this chapter)