Six Ways of Fumo

Chapter 72 The Ghost Mansion
When Li Weinian heard that the fish was Yang Debao, he was naturally shocked.Although he doesn't have a good impression or respect for Yang Debao, his boss, he can't be cruel enough to eat others, right?

In fact, he didn't fully understand the meaning of tie Zhu.This fish is just the incarnation of Yang Debao in his dream. Even if he eats it, Yang Debao will not die, he will just suffer more torture in his dream.

Ding Ermiao on the side was also secretly surprised. This kid, living by the river, could actually use part of his cultivation to lure Yang Debao into a nightmare. He was considered to be of high moral character.

"Hee hee..." Shuan Zhu picked up the fish basket and said to the fat carp, "Okay, since Mr. Li Weinian doesn't want to eat you, I'll let you go. In the future, you must know how to repay your kindness, otherwise, next time I will eat you." Not so lucky!"

As he said this, Shuanzhu shook his hand and threw the fish and the fish basket into the river.

"Yang Debao just said a few words to Li Weinian, but you repeatedly tormented him. In the morning, an iron nail was stuck on the foot board and hit his head. Later, his hand was pinched by the car door. Then the real money turned into banknotes, causing him to go to the police station. Now he is lulled into a dream again. , I fished someone three times in a row, and threatened again and again that I would cut them into pieces, boil them, and fry them.”

Ding Ermiao continued with a straight face: "If there is no reward for good and evil, everything will be selfish. Kid, let me remind you, don't forget, I, a disciple of Maoshan, am still alive! Next time, I will let you know my methods .”

Li Weinian suddenly realized it. He tied his finger to the post and said, "It turns out, it turns out it's all your fault."

Yang Debao couldn't hear these words.Because he turned into a fish in the dream and was caught and put in a fish basket. Hearing what Zhuan Zhu was going to do to deal with him, he was already frightened to death.Now being thrown into the water again, he immediately broke free from the fish basket and swam away.

In fact, Ding Ermiao didn't care about Yang Debao's punishment, but there was an issue in the middle, involving his own face!

Tonight, Yang Debao also begged himself to show him a way to survive.I didn't care at the time, so I casually made a joke with Yang Debao and asked him to use rooster blood to crack it.

Fortunately, Yang Debao was tricked again in his dream.He will definitely yell tomorrow, saying that the methods taught by him as a disciple of Maoshan are not effective, and he will even say that he has no knowledge and skills and is cheating! ——How can I show off in the future?
Shuanzhu saw Ding Ermiao's gloomy face and knew that he was really going to have an attack. He stopped his playful expression and pouted: "I think Yang Debao bullies people too much, so I'm just playing with him. It's not that big of a deal." Mage?"

Ding Ermiao snorted and said: "From now on, if I hear Yang Debao complaining to me again about something weird, it will be you who asks."

Shuanzhu's lips moved, as if he was dissatisfied.

But at this moment, the ethereal female voice came over again: "Shuanzhu, Mr. Ding taught you a lesson. You went a little too far this time... It's late, so I haven't invited Mr. Li and Ding." Sir, come inside and sit down?"

"Understood, sister." Shuan Zhu didn't dare to talk back, he promised in the air, and then said to Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian: "I'm here, please, come with me."

The two ghosts went up the river embankment again, following the ghost lanterns floating in the air, and walked a few steps without knowing the direction.

Suddenly, an ancient willow tree as thick as two arms blocked the way.Shuanzhu took the lead to bypass Guliu, and Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian followed side by side.

Turning around the ancient willow tree, I suddenly saw an ancient-style mansion with a wide courtyard appearing in front of me. It had hooked cornices, stone steps and jade pillars, which was very majestic.

Li Weinian was startled and said, "Why couldn't I see it just now? How could that willow tree block such a big house? What a ghost!" He hurriedly looked back, but there was no shadow of the ancient willow tree behind him.

"Originally, we are here to see ghosts, what's so strange about it?" Ding Ermiao chuckled.

Shuan Zhu stepped up the stone steps and pushed open the door, stood sideways, and let Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian enter the house first.

But seeing the bright lights in the courtyard, there are bamboo shadows ostentatious, and the fragrance of flowers is overwhelming.Ding Ermiao loosened the outside and tightened the inside, looked at each other coldly, and found that although this is a ghost mansion, there is a trace of fairy spirit.

It seems that the previous guess is correct. This female ghost has at least 300 years of Taoism.

The double doors of the hall opened without pushing, and the night wind rushed in, causing the candlelight in the hall to sway.In the swaying light and shadow, I saw a graceful figure approaching, wearing a ring.

Ding Ermiao didn't care and looked at him carelessly. Li Weinian beside him trembled slightly and lowered his head, not daring to look directly at him.

Suddenly I heard a clear and euphemistic voice saying: "Mr. Li and Mr. Ding, there is no need to be polite. I have left behind my poor family and neglected two distinguished guests. Please forgive me."

Following this melodious voice, a pair of red embroidered shoes stepped into the eyes of Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian.

"Dong dong, dong dong..." A strange sound came.Ding Ermiao turned around and saw Li Weinian's chest rising and falling violently.

I'm going to meet a female ghost. Do I need to be so excited?

Looking up again, I found that there was a bead curtain in front of me out of thin air.

Behind the bead curtain, there is a beautiful girl, about seventeen or eighteen years old, with eyebrows like spring mountains and eyes like autumn water. She is wearing a floral cheongsam, her hair is in a high bun, and her forehead is decorated with a string of green jade.The string of jade beads was exactly the same color and style as the jade beads Ding Ermiao found among the skeletons at the construction site.

The girl bowed in salute and invited Ding Ermiao and Li Weinian to take a seat across the curtain.

Well, what are you doing with this curtain?Ding Ermiao was unhappy and could not help complaining secretly.According to this female ghost's behavior, she naturally lived before Empress Dowager Cixi and Lafayette.Could it be that the old Queen Mother later learned from her when she listened to politics behind the curtain?

The host and guest sat down, and the girl smiled sweetly and said:
"I am taking the liberty of asking you to forgive me for having two gentlemen come here to visit me. It is not suitable for people to come and go in different ways. However, both gentlemen have done me a great favor, so I invite you to express my gratitude."

"Wait..." Ding Ermiao waved his hand: "Please speak human language."

What age has this been? Are you tired?Although Ding Ermiao has been forced by Qiu Sanpo to read and memorize ancient texts since he was a child, it is not difficult to understand these words, but it still sounds awkward.

"Mr. Ding, what do you mean by this?" The girl's face changed and she said sadly: "Although I am a ghost, my words and deeds follow the instructions given by the court before my death. Could it be that once I enter the underworld, I am destined to be despised by the world? ?”

Translated, this woman said, "I am a ghost. If you ask me to speak human language, don't you mean to look down on me?" ——Obviously, she has never read The Legend of Zhen Huan, does not know about Zhen Huan's body, and cannot understand the sense of humor in cracking the Zhen Huan body.

The pleasant atmosphere of the negotiation was ruined, and Ding Ermiao was also very embarrassed. Now that he was in a ghost house, and he had no magic weapon to protect himself, it would not be fun to offend this witch.

So he hurriedly waved his hands and said: "I didn't mean that, I meant... I meant for you to say..."

This is hard to explain!The more anxious Ding Ermiao became, the more unclear she became.

"Sister, this is actually a joke, which is very popular recently. Mr. Ding's intention is for you to speak Mandarin, that is, speak vernacular." Shuanzhu stepped forward and explained to the girl with a smile.

Ding Ermiao glanced at Shuanzhu with slight approval. This kid finally didn't make a fool of himself this time, otherwise it would be even worse.

"Really? It turned out to be a joke, but I didn't understand... Alas, the human world and I are becoming more and more incompatible." The girl said quietly, with a hint of loneliness and melancholy in her tone.

(End of this chapter)