Yin Yang Fu Mo Lu

Chapter 26 Upper Bunk Lower Bunk
Seeing Zhang Tianci's miserable expression, Gan Xuechun and Shasha smiled happily and felt angry.

Gan Xuechun stepped forward and asked, "By the way, Zhang Tianci, if there's nothing else, can we go back to our dormitory?"

"Where to go?" Zhang Tianci suddenly sat up and said, "Senior Sister Gan, you are such a noble person and forget things. You forgot our agreement so quickly?"

Suddenly, two red clouds flew up on Gan Xuechun's face, and he hesitated: "Then, that's a joke... okay?"

"But I didn't take it as a joke. Senior Sister Gan, do you have a good conscience when you deceived an ignorant young man and played with your junior fellow student's feelings?" Zhang Tianci smiled and said, "You must keep your word as a person, otherwise you will fall into a trap after you die. Hell, pay the price.”

"I..." Gan Xuechun was speechless.

At the beginning, it was she who made the promise, and her chest was pounding like a drum.It really doesn't make sense to regret it in person now.

Shasha made trouble. Not only did she not help, she also looked at Gan Xuechun with gloating, and sighed: "What a pity, a girl who has been as pure as jade for 20 years, a good cabbage, is about to be ruined..."

"Pfft, Senior Shasha is also a good cabbage. I wonder which pig will be cheaper in the future?" Zhang Tianci couldn't help but smile.

Gan Xuechun collapsed and shouted at Shasha: "Go away, I won't have you as my best friend in the future!"

"Hey, the boat of friendship is about to capsize? Okay, I'm leaving, I won't disturb your love and concubine." Shasha rolled her eyes, actually turned around and left!
Now, only Zhang Tianci and Gan Xuechun were left in the dormitory. They were lonely men and widows, and the atmosphere seemed to have become ambiguous.

"Zhang Tianci, are you really unwilling to let me go?" Gan Xuechun's eyes were filled with fire, and he gritted his teeth and said, "What a bullshit ghost hunter you are. I think you have evil intentions and are taking advantage of me."

Because of the intense fire in his heart, Gan Xuechun's chest was also rising and falling slightly, showing the majesty of the mountains and the charm of the rippling sea waves.

"Why should I let you go with such a good opportunity?" Zhang Tianci still smiled playfully and said, "Even if I have evil intentions, you must abide by the agreement. This is called being willing to gamble and admit defeat, right?"

"Okay, okay, Zhang Tianci, I admit defeat." Gan Xuechun's face turned red with anger and said, "But... I only promised to sleep in the same bed with you, but I didn't promise you to do anything else."

"What else? I don't understand." Zhang Tianci pretended to be innocent and shook his head.

Gan Xuechun snorted and said: "Don't think that I can't cure you. Back then, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai slept on the same bed with eighteen bowls of water in between. I will go to the chemical formula laboratory to prepare some for you later. Eighteen bowls of sulfuric acid! If you dare to go too far, I will treat you with sulfuric acid!"

Zhang Tianci smiled at what he said, looked at the bed next to him, and said, "It's such a small single bed. It's so crowded for both of us to lie flat on our backs. Where should we put the eighteen bowls?"

In the dormitory, there are canopy beds, and bunk beds are single beds.Two people can barely sleep if they squeeze together.However, it is absolutely impossible to place eighteen bowls in the middle.

"You don't have to worry about it, I won't give you any advantage anyway!" Gan Xuechun glared fiercely.

As he was talking, there was the sound of footsteps outside the door, but it was two dormitory aunts who brought some full-length mirrors.

Zhang Tianci took the mirror and asked the dormitory aunt to do what she wanted.

Gan Xuechun couldn't help but change her color when she saw the glass mirror.

Everyone in the school knew that as long as this kind of full-length mirror appeared in the girls' dormitory, supernatural events would happen.Also, the mirror will break.

"Hey, Zhang Tianci, it's okay for me to share a bed with you. But I'm scared if you put this mirror in the dormitory." Gan Xuechun said.

"What is there to be afraid of? Many girls, when they are scared, crawl into boys' arms to find a sense of security. Don't worry, I will protect you." Zhang Tianci said while assembling the full-length mirror.

"Don't worry, I'd rather be strangled to death by a ghost than get into your arms." Gan Xuechun said angrily.

Zhang Tianci smiled without saying a word and continued to assemble the mirror.

After the two mirrors were installed, Zhang Tianci placed one in the dormitory, picked up the other, and said, "Let's go, Senior Gan, go to the toilet to clear the place. I'll go to the toilet and put the mirror in by the way."

Gan Xuechun had no choice but to glare and reluctantly walked to the bathroom on the other side of the stairs.

The next moment, the whole building echoed Gan Xuechun's soprano voice: "The girls' dormitory toilets are being cleared, Zhang Tianci needs to go to the toilet -!"

Then, several girls hurriedly walked out of the toilet. When they passed by Zhang Tianci, they all stared with contempt and cursed in a low voice: "What a pervert!"

Zhang Tianci looked depressed, standing there holding a mirror and looking askance at Gan Xuechun.

After clearing the place, Gan Xuechun went into the toilet to check, and then returned outside to guard the door to let Zhang Tianci in.

Zhang Tianci thanked him, took the mirror into the toilet, chose a seat, and placed the mirror by the window.

Two minutes later, Zhang Tianci walked out, shrugged and said, "Okay."

"Next time you go to the toilet, there's no need to clear the place." Gan Xuechun rolled his eyes and said.

"Why?" Zhang Tianci asked.

"If you put the mirror in the toilet, who would dare to go in? There are toilets upstairs and downstairs. It's just an extra step for everyone to take. Why risk being hit by a pervert like you?" Gan Xuechun said.

Zhang Tianci thought for a while, nodded and said, "Yes."

After a simple arrangement, it was already dark.The girls in the girls' dormitory, knowing that something might happen tonight, closed their doors early and hid in their dormitories.

Zhang Tianci didn't eat dinner, so Gan Xuechun had to donate two bags of bread.

The housekeeper aunt brought Zhang Tianci a bedding and pillow.

Zhang Tianci made his own bed, and said to Gan Xuechun who was at a loss, "Senior Gan, you can bring your bedding here. It's getting late, let's go to bed early."

"Move when you move, sleep when you want to sleep!" Gan Xuechun showed off her dominatrix-like momentum, turned around and went into her dormitory, fetching bedding and pillows.

Gan Xuechun's own dormitory was only three or four doors away from Zhang Tianci's temporary dormitory.

Zhang Tianci took Gan Xuechun's quilt and said with a smile: "Senior Gan, we don't know much about you, and we don't know your habits. May I ask, Senior Gan, do you prefer up top or bottom?"

"What's above and below? I'm telling you, you pervert, we are side by side, each sleeping in our own place!" Gan Xuechun said through gritted teeth.

"Hahaha..." Zhang Tianci broke out in laughter, held it back for a long time, and said:
"Senior Gan, you are so dirty, where are you? A bed is divided into upper and lower bunks. I am asking you, do you usually sleep on the upper bunk or the lower bunk? You sleep on the upper bunk, and I sleep on the lower bunk; you Sleep on the lower bunk, and I’ll sleep on the upper bunk. Madam’s preference, let you choose first.”

(End of this chapter)