Yin Yang Fu Mo Lu
Chapter 86 Skull Head
Chapter 86 Skull Head
Jin Siyu was a little worried and asked, "What's wrong with Tianci?"
"Nothing, let's talk about it after we get in the car." Zhang Tianci waved his hand and walked towards the parking lot.
Jin Siyu pressed the remote control, opened the door, and got into the cab.Zhang Tianci also got into the passenger seat and suddenly sighed again.
"Tianci, looking at you sighing, is it very difficult? Is it dangerous?" Jin Siyu couldn't help it anymore and asked.
Zhang Tianci shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "Golden beauty, we can't ask for this kind of wealth. When we go back, we can pack up our minds and live in poverty. Although the cold kiln is broken, it can cover the wind and rain. The love between husband and wife is bitter but sweet. I will carry water." Come and water your garden, work hard and get rich..."
"Go, go, go, I didn't say a serious word." Jin Siyu frowned and put the car key in the lock, but he was very disappointed. It turned out that Zhang Tianci also had something he couldn't do.
Now it seems that Zhang Tianci cannot deal with the ghosts here, so he is so dejected.
"Snapped!"
But the car had just started and before it started, I heard a noise coming from behind the car!
"What's the sound?" Zhang Tianci was stunned.
"Puncture? It doesn't look like it. The car body didn't shake." Jin Siyu was also depressed.
The two of them opened the car door at the same time and jumped out from the left and right.
When they walked to the back of the car, Jin Siyu and Zhang Tianci looked at each other in shock. Someone had stuck a condom on the exhaust pipe of the car.When the car started, the exhaust gas was discharged and the cover burst, so it made such a noise!
"Who is so wicked?" Jin Siyu looked around, but saw no one.
Zhang Tianci took off the set, looked at it in his hand, and asked: "Beauty Jin, is this... a balloon?"
"You really don't know this thing?" Jin Siyu frowned.
"I don't know." Zhang Tianci shook his head.
"Then just think of it as a balloon." Jin Siyu rolled his eyes angrily, checked behind the car again, and walked towards the door.
Zhang Tianci held the broken balloon in his hand and walked towards the passenger seat with a smile.
But when they got to the car, the two of them were stunned again!
At some point, there was a piece of printing paper on the front windshield of the car.
On the paper is a skull drawn with a ballpoint pen, with text on both sides: "Stay away from the haunted house and cherish life!"
"Damn it, who is pretending to be a ghost?" Zhang Tianci was shocked and turned around to look around again.
I just went to the rear of the car to check, which was only a matter of time.Who is this person who can quietly and unknowingly put such a thing on the car?
Even a professional police officer who issues tickets is not so quick, right?
Jin Siyu held the printing paper in his hand, frowned slightly, and said, "Godsend, we have met an expert..."
"You're an expert. If you can draw a skull, does that make you an expert?" Zhang Tianci snorted and said, "Teach the children in the kindergarten to draw better."
"Hey, don't be dissatisfied." Jin Siyu smiled, touched the paper with his hand, and said:
"The ink has not yet dried, which shows that this person has just painted. The lines are smooth and the pictures are lifelike, almost done in one stroke. It shows that this person is a master of sketching. In a short period of time, a person drew and wrote, and also If you stick to our car, do you think you are an expert?"
Zhang Tianci pulled the printing paper, put it under his nose, sniffed it, and suddenly grinned.
"Why are you laughing?" Jin Siyu asked.
"I know who this expert is, the dead girl who peed in the corridor!" Zhang Tianci laughed loudly, shaking the printing paper in his hand, and said, "This paper smells like that girl's perfume!"
"Is that the beauty in red?" Jin Siyu pondered for a moment and said, "The lines and handwriting on the skull are indeed a bit soft. Is it really her?"
"That's right, that's right, it's her! It's her, the one who was spreading... in the corridor!"
Before Zhang Tianci could finish his sentence, he suddenly jumped up and let out a scream!
Because a little stream of light shot out and hit Zhang Tianci on the buttocks.
"What's wrong, Tianci!?" Jin Siyu was shocked, but he heard a soft tinkling sound, and a small steel ball the size of a mung bean fell from behind Zhang Tianci's butt.
"Marbles?" Jin Siyu picked up the small steel ball, turned to look behind him, and said, "This was fired with a slingshot. The opponent... is behind the door wall of Hengtang Community!"
Zhang Tianci covered his buttocks, turned around with a grin on his face, limped towards the gate of the community, and cursed: "She must still be that dead girl, I'll go and find her out! Pee everywhere without anyone telling anyone." Already..."
whoosh...
Another stream of light hit.
Zhang Tianci wanted to dodge, but was too late. He only heard a whooshing sound and the steel ball had passed between his legs.
"Holy shit, you want to demolish the temple of my descendants?" Zhang Tianci was startled, and in a hurry, he took off his backpack, covered the vital parts of his abdomen, covered his eyes with one hand, and walked forward.
Covering your eyes is to protect your eyes. If your eyes are hit, you are completely blind.
But Zhang Tianci entered the gate of Hengtang Community and looked left and right, but still saw no one. He only saw another piece of printing paper on the ground with pebbles on it.
"You run fast!" Zhang Tianci looked around, bent down and picked up the printing paper.
There is a slingshot drawn on the paper, with the text: "If you dare to curse me again, I will shoot you three inches below the navel!"
"What the hell, are you so cruel?" Zhang Tianci muttered, subconsciously crossing his legs, but then suddenly laughed, turned around and shouted loudly: "So, you admitted to what happened in the corridor?"
Jin Siyu chased after him and asked, "How is it, God's gift?"
"That damn girl ran away, but left behind a note." Zhang Tianci handed over the note in his hand.
Jin Siyu took the note, glanced at it, smiled, and said, "Tianci, you are in danger. Your lifelong happiness is threatened. Take care."
"Are you still laughing? My happiness is your happiness, and the happiness of my eldest daughter..." Zhang Tianci glared.
"You are seeking death. You have nothing to do with me!" Jin Siyu punched Zhang Tianci on the shoulder and said, "Get in the car. Be safe in the car. The slingshot cannot hit you."
Zhang Tianci turned around and looked around again, and walked angrily to the door of the community.
After getting in the car, Zhang Tianci leaned half of his buttocks and sat on the seat, with a painful expression on his face.
"You deserve it. If you didn't speak so harshly, people wouldn't hit you." Jin Siyu lit the fire and said gloatingly.
"Beautiful Jin, if you were more considerate, you should check my injuries at this time instead of sarcastically." Zhang Tianci rubbed his butt and grinned.
"I'm the coroner. Don't you think it's unlucky if you ask me to check the injuries?" Jin Siyu smiled, stepped on the accelerator and drove forward.
The moment the car started, the figure of the woman in red flashed past in the rearview mirror.
(End of this chapter)
Jin Siyu was a little worried and asked, "What's wrong with Tianci?"
"Nothing, let's talk about it after we get in the car." Zhang Tianci waved his hand and walked towards the parking lot.
Jin Siyu pressed the remote control, opened the door, and got into the cab.Zhang Tianci also got into the passenger seat and suddenly sighed again.
"Tianci, looking at you sighing, is it very difficult? Is it dangerous?" Jin Siyu couldn't help it anymore and asked.
Zhang Tianci shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "Golden beauty, we can't ask for this kind of wealth. When we go back, we can pack up our minds and live in poverty. Although the cold kiln is broken, it can cover the wind and rain. The love between husband and wife is bitter but sweet. I will carry water." Come and water your garden, work hard and get rich..."
"Go, go, go, I didn't say a serious word." Jin Siyu frowned and put the car key in the lock, but he was very disappointed. It turned out that Zhang Tianci also had something he couldn't do.
Now it seems that Zhang Tianci cannot deal with the ghosts here, so he is so dejected.
"Snapped!"
But the car had just started and before it started, I heard a noise coming from behind the car!
"What's the sound?" Zhang Tianci was stunned.
"Puncture? It doesn't look like it. The car body didn't shake." Jin Siyu was also depressed.
The two of them opened the car door at the same time and jumped out from the left and right.
When they walked to the back of the car, Jin Siyu and Zhang Tianci looked at each other in shock. Someone had stuck a condom on the exhaust pipe of the car.When the car started, the exhaust gas was discharged and the cover burst, so it made such a noise!
"Who is so wicked?" Jin Siyu looked around, but saw no one.
Zhang Tianci took off the set, looked at it in his hand, and asked: "Beauty Jin, is this... a balloon?"
"You really don't know this thing?" Jin Siyu frowned.
"I don't know." Zhang Tianci shook his head.
"Then just think of it as a balloon." Jin Siyu rolled his eyes angrily, checked behind the car again, and walked towards the door.
Zhang Tianci held the broken balloon in his hand and walked towards the passenger seat with a smile.
But when they got to the car, the two of them were stunned again!
At some point, there was a piece of printing paper on the front windshield of the car.
On the paper is a skull drawn with a ballpoint pen, with text on both sides: "Stay away from the haunted house and cherish life!"
"Damn it, who is pretending to be a ghost?" Zhang Tianci was shocked and turned around to look around again.
I just went to the rear of the car to check, which was only a matter of time.Who is this person who can quietly and unknowingly put such a thing on the car?
Even a professional police officer who issues tickets is not so quick, right?
Jin Siyu held the printing paper in his hand, frowned slightly, and said, "Godsend, we have met an expert..."
"You're an expert. If you can draw a skull, does that make you an expert?" Zhang Tianci snorted and said, "Teach the children in the kindergarten to draw better."
"Hey, don't be dissatisfied." Jin Siyu smiled, touched the paper with his hand, and said:
"The ink has not yet dried, which shows that this person has just painted. The lines are smooth and the pictures are lifelike, almost done in one stroke. It shows that this person is a master of sketching. In a short period of time, a person drew and wrote, and also If you stick to our car, do you think you are an expert?"
Zhang Tianci pulled the printing paper, put it under his nose, sniffed it, and suddenly grinned.
"Why are you laughing?" Jin Siyu asked.
"I know who this expert is, the dead girl who peed in the corridor!" Zhang Tianci laughed loudly, shaking the printing paper in his hand, and said, "This paper smells like that girl's perfume!"
"Is that the beauty in red?" Jin Siyu pondered for a moment and said, "The lines and handwriting on the skull are indeed a bit soft. Is it really her?"
"That's right, that's right, it's her! It's her, the one who was spreading... in the corridor!"
Before Zhang Tianci could finish his sentence, he suddenly jumped up and let out a scream!
Because a little stream of light shot out and hit Zhang Tianci on the buttocks.
"What's wrong, Tianci!?" Jin Siyu was shocked, but he heard a soft tinkling sound, and a small steel ball the size of a mung bean fell from behind Zhang Tianci's butt.
"Marbles?" Jin Siyu picked up the small steel ball, turned to look behind him, and said, "This was fired with a slingshot. The opponent... is behind the door wall of Hengtang Community!"
Zhang Tianci covered his buttocks, turned around with a grin on his face, limped towards the gate of the community, and cursed: "She must still be that dead girl, I'll go and find her out! Pee everywhere without anyone telling anyone." Already..."
whoosh...
Another stream of light hit.
Zhang Tianci wanted to dodge, but was too late. He only heard a whooshing sound and the steel ball had passed between his legs.
"Holy shit, you want to demolish the temple of my descendants?" Zhang Tianci was startled, and in a hurry, he took off his backpack, covered the vital parts of his abdomen, covered his eyes with one hand, and walked forward.
Covering your eyes is to protect your eyes. If your eyes are hit, you are completely blind.
But Zhang Tianci entered the gate of Hengtang Community and looked left and right, but still saw no one. He only saw another piece of printing paper on the ground with pebbles on it.
"You run fast!" Zhang Tianci looked around, bent down and picked up the printing paper.
There is a slingshot drawn on the paper, with the text: "If you dare to curse me again, I will shoot you three inches below the navel!"
"What the hell, are you so cruel?" Zhang Tianci muttered, subconsciously crossing his legs, but then suddenly laughed, turned around and shouted loudly: "So, you admitted to what happened in the corridor?"
Jin Siyu chased after him and asked, "How is it, God's gift?"
"That damn girl ran away, but left behind a note." Zhang Tianci handed over the note in his hand.
Jin Siyu took the note, glanced at it, smiled, and said, "Tianci, you are in danger. Your lifelong happiness is threatened. Take care."
"Are you still laughing? My happiness is your happiness, and the happiness of my eldest daughter..." Zhang Tianci glared.
"You are seeking death. You have nothing to do with me!" Jin Siyu punched Zhang Tianci on the shoulder and said, "Get in the car. Be safe in the car. The slingshot cannot hit you."
Zhang Tianci turned around and looked around again, and walked angrily to the door of the community.
After getting in the car, Zhang Tianci leaned half of his buttocks and sat on the seat, with a painful expression on his face.
"You deserve it. If you didn't speak so harshly, people wouldn't hit you." Jin Siyu lit the fire and said gloatingly.
"Beautiful Jin, if you were more considerate, you should check my injuries at this time instead of sarcastically." Zhang Tianci rubbed his butt and grinned.
"I'm the coroner. Don't you think it's unlucky if you ask me to check the injuries?" Jin Siyu smiled, stepped on the accelerator and drove forward.
The moment the car started, the figure of the woman in red flashed past in the rearview mirror.
(End of this chapter)
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