Zhutian: Since I was a child, I have been happy to be a father
Chapter 208 Lou Xiao’e’s divorce
Chapter 208 Lou Xiao’e’s divorce
"Sha Mao! Sha Mao! What's wrong with me calling you Sha Mao? If you mess around with men and women, I think you should be sent to the security department and let the factory hold a meeting to criticize you!"
Silly Zhu shouted.
Forget it for everyone else, but for Xu Damao, this bitch, he must beat up the drowned dog!
"Uncle He, take care of Silly Zhu, don't let him talk nonsense! If the security department takes it seriously, I will be in trouble!"
Xu Damao looked at Chen Tao, hoping that he could be as "fair" as before.
Of course Chen Tao was fair. He said to Silly Zhu:
"Zhuzi, I'm a little thirsty. Go inside and get me some water."
Silly Zhu responded with a smile and did not refuse his father's request.
After he left, Yi Zhonghai returned to the topic:
"Da Mao, do you agree to divorce Lou Xiao'e?"
Hearing this, everyone focused their attention on Xu Damao.
Xu Damao glared at Lou Xiao'e and said loudly:
"Since Lou Xiao'e wants a divorce, if I don't agree, it will be as if I can't live without her! Hum, I agree to divorce, but I have to make two statements. First, I divorce Lou Xiao'e because she can't The birth caused a rift between us; secondly, I really have nothing to do with Qin Huairu’s cousin, we are just friends!"
Lou Xiao'e chuckled, raised the stack of medical examination sheets high, and waved them gently under everyone's gaze, like a flag of victory.
One is the doctor's diagnosis, and the other is Xu Damao talking to himself. It is self-evident who everyone will believe.
Xu Damao's expression was extremely ugly.
Yi Zhonghai sighed secretly, feeling inexplicably lucky.
Liu Haizhong saw that he was silent, so he jumped over and said:
"Xu Damao, since you have agreed to divorce, then come over and take a look at this divorce agreement. If you think it is okay, just sign it. Lou Xiao'e has already signed it."
As he spoke, he poked at the two pieces of paper drafted by someone and lying quietly in the middle of the table.
Silly Zhu also came back at this moment and was serving tea and water to his parents. Seeing that everyone wanted to see the contents of the agreement, he suggested:
"Second uncle, why don't you just read it to everyone?"
"Fuck off!"
Xu Damao shouted, took the agreement and looked at it carefully.
The content of the agreement, apart from registering the divorce tomorrow and dissolving the marriage, is about the division of property.
It doesn't count as a division. After all, Lou Xiao'e doesn't like his shabby house, let alone the three melons and two dates in his pocket. However, the money he spent on Qin Jingru must be paid back in full.
Therefore, Xu Damao quickly read the agreement and had no objections.
After all, he is also a person who cares about face. If he doesn't pay back the money, then Silly Zhu will publicize it to him, and he will be too shameless.
Seeing Xu Damao put down the agreement, Yi Zhonghai asked: "Is there any problem?"
Xu Damao shook his head.
Yi Zhonghai handed over the pen.
Xu Damao first glared at his soon-to-be ex-wife Lou Xiao'e, whose face seemed to have the words "Sign it quickly" written on it, then took the pen and signed his name on both agreements.
Lou Xiao'e took her own share and then warned:
"We'll meet at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow morning."
Xu Damao hummed: "I'll see you when I see you! If anyone doesn't go, he will be my grandson!"
Silly Zhu laughed and taunted: "You Silly Mao, you should go to the hospital for a checkup as soon as possible! Otherwise, you won't even have a son, where will your grandson come from?"
Xu Damao retorted: "You are a fool who has never even touched a woman. What qualifications do you have to talk to me about your son and grandson?"
Seeing them hurting each other again, everyone couldn't help laughing, and for a while, the middle courtyard was filled with happy air.
"Pillar!"
The deaf old lady shouted: "I'm a little cold now, please take me back."
Lou Xiao'e lives at her place, so she plans to start matching the two tonight.
"Okay, I'll carry you!"
Being laughed at by everyone, Silly Zhu was also a little embarrassed, so he happened to run away with the old lady on his back.
"Xiao Ling, do you want me to carry you?"
Chen Tao also made a joke, which immediately made Miss Xue very embarrassed, and everyone started to boo.
"do not want!"
Miss Xue decisively refused.
"Okay, since you don't want me to carry you, then I'll hug you!"
With that said, Chen Tao carried his little wife into his arms in a "princess hug" style.
Before leaving, he also said to everyone:
"Dear young and old men, if you have a wife, please go home and be with your wife as soon as possible. We must learn a lesson and don't cause divorce again!"
After saying that, he turned around, ignored everyone's joking, and carried Miss Xue into the house in the shape of an ostrich.
It's absolutely fine for legal couples to hold each other's arms.
After entering the house, sleeping together is even more okay.
Miss Xue stretched out her hand, touched the uncle's face, and asked with a smile:
"Uncle, you said I have a fertile physique. But why am I not pregnant yet?"
Chen Tao also smiled and said: "Girl, do you really don't understand, or do you pretend not to understand? Don't those old ladies in your office discuss these things with you?"
Of course we discussed it!
But I'm really embarrassed to participate in this kind of topic.
Moreover, even if I said it, they would definitely not believe it.
Miss Xue blushed and denied: "We only discuss work, not this kind of thing."
"Okay, let me tell you."
Although Miss Xue is a teacher, in the evening after school, she is a student and has to listen to her uncle's lectures obediently.
***
The next day.
After coming out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Lou Xiaoe rode her bicycle back to the compound without even looking at Xu Damao.Xu Damao also snorted and rode to the hospital.
He didn't go there for a physical examination, he just wanted to get a fake test sheet to prove that he was fine.
In other words, he was too timid to investigate.
What if something is really found out?
Then will he continue to live?
All in all, he felt that everything was normal and there was no need to check.
noon.
Xu Damao took the inspection form and returned to the steel rolling mill, and also took the lunch box to the No. [-] canteen.
As Si Zhu's mortal enemy, he knew that that bitch Si Zhu would definitely spread the "fake" news that he was incompetent.
Therefore, he specially came to Shazhu's territory to "fight counterfeiting."
Worker A smiled and said: "Da Mao, Silly Zhu said you can't give birth. Is that true?"
Xu Damao laughed and shoved the test form in the other person's face.
"Everything is normal...Haha, that's just stupid nonsense."
Worker A smiled and shook his head.
"That's right, this bitch will never speak ill of me! I've already checked it and there's nothing wrong with it!"
Xu Damao said angrily.
His voice was loud enough for the entire cafeteria to hear.
Ma Hua naturally heard it and hurriedly went to the kitchen to inform Shazhu.
"There's nothing wrong with your wife, and there's nothing wrong with you. How come you two have been married for several years, but why don't you have any children?"
Worker B said confused.
"It should be that my ex-wife is sick! It's just that she has been cured recently, so the problem has not been found. Humph, I am so unlucky that she has delayed her for several years."
Xu Damao irresponsibly slandered.
Qin Huairu was not far behind him. Hearing this, he said curiously:
"How many tests did you do? Why did the results come out so quickly? When did you leave the Civil Affairs Bureau?"
When Xu Damao heard this, his face suddenly turned green.
Other workers also reacted.
Silly Zhu, who came to the window, also laughed loudly:
"Si Mao, don't try to lie to me. Did you make a fake report to fool people? Otherwise, I will take leave in the afternoon to accompany you for an examination. As long as you are willing, I can pay for the examination!"
Many people immediately echoed:
"Widow Qin is right. How could the results be obtained so quickly?"
"Shazhu, you go with Damao, and I'll pay for the inspection!"
"I can afford a few cents, count me in!"
"Count me in too!"
"Da Mao! If we can do it, we can do it. If we can't, we can't do it. Don't lie. I'll accompany you there in the afternoon!"
"Yes, if there is a problem, treat it as soon as possible before it is too late!"
"..."
Xu Damao's face turned red and he said angrily:
"Can you believe what Silly Zhu says? Why don't you listen to his nonsense! I'm perfectly fine, why would I make a false report? This is true. There are few people in the hospital today, so the results will come out quickly!"
This can barely be said.
Silly Zhu still didn't believe it: "Since you have no problem, then check it again, and I will go over and be a witness."
"Fuck off!"
Xu Damao sarcastically said: "You have time to care about me, why not care about yourself first? You can't even find a partner, so you have the nerve to accuse me? I think you are the one with the problem, so you don't even dare to find a partner!"
After everyone heard this, they immediately looked at Silhu with suspicion.
Qin Huairu said to her heart that it would be great if there was something really wrong with Si Zhu. Then she wouldn't even have to make excuses if she didn't give him a child.
Silly Zhu said angrily: "If you can, let's go check it out together in the afternoon and see who has the problem?"
Xu Damao sneered: "When you find a wife and give birth to a child, everyone will naturally know that there is nothing wrong with you, so there is no need to go out to check."
Silly Zhu said confidently: "Okay, just wait for me. I will get married this year and give birth to a fat boy next year. I am so jealous of you!"
Xu Damao glanced at Qin Huairu and said to himself, "You idiot, you still want to have a fat boy?"
You're going to die!
night.
In the backyard, Mrs. Delailai’s house.
In order to bring Lou Xiao'e and Sha Zhu together, the old lady specially called Sha Zhu over to cook for her and let him get along with Lou Xiao'e.
Lou Xiao'e and Silly Zhu are very difficult to deal with.
After all, the latter's claim that she was a hen that didn't lay eggs was taken seriously by many people.
But under the current situation, for the sake of Chen Tao, Lou Xiao'e no longer wants to argue with Silly Zhu.
In less than half a month, she will leave the capital and go to Hong Kong Island with her parents to develop.
On the round table, there were four plates of two meat and two vegetarian dishes, as well as a bottle of wine and two wine glasses.
Looking at Lou Xiao'e and then at her eldest grandson Shazhu, the deaf old lady showed her few remaining teeth and persuaded with a smile:
"Ezi, Shazhu's cooking is no worse than his father's. Try it quickly... No, you two should have a drink first! It's quite cold at night. Drinking wine can warm you up."
Lou Xiao'e laughed and said: "Haha, his cooking is not worse than Uncle He's? Old lady, ask him, does he dare to admit that his cooking is better than Uncle He's?"
The deaf old lady was justified: "Si Zhu is young and can still make progress. The dishes he cooks in the future will definitely be more delicious! You will have a good meal in the future!"
Do you really want to bring me and Shazhu together?
It's a pity that I will be leaving soon, so I'd better leave Silly Pillar to Widow Qin!
(End of this chapter)
"Sha Mao! Sha Mao! What's wrong with me calling you Sha Mao? If you mess around with men and women, I think you should be sent to the security department and let the factory hold a meeting to criticize you!"
Silly Zhu shouted.
Forget it for everyone else, but for Xu Damao, this bitch, he must beat up the drowned dog!
"Uncle He, take care of Silly Zhu, don't let him talk nonsense! If the security department takes it seriously, I will be in trouble!"
Xu Damao looked at Chen Tao, hoping that he could be as "fair" as before.
Of course Chen Tao was fair. He said to Silly Zhu:
"Zhuzi, I'm a little thirsty. Go inside and get me some water."
Silly Zhu responded with a smile and did not refuse his father's request.
After he left, Yi Zhonghai returned to the topic:
"Da Mao, do you agree to divorce Lou Xiao'e?"
Hearing this, everyone focused their attention on Xu Damao.
Xu Damao glared at Lou Xiao'e and said loudly:
"Since Lou Xiao'e wants a divorce, if I don't agree, it will be as if I can't live without her! Hum, I agree to divorce, but I have to make two statements. First, I divorce Lou Xiao'e because she can't The birth caused a rift between us; secondly, I really have nothing to do with Qin Huairu’s cousin, we are just friends!"
Lou Xiao'e chuckled, raised the stack of medical examination sheets high, and waved them gently under everyone's gaze, like a flag of victory.
One is the doctor's diagnosis, and the other is Xu Damao talking to himself. It is self-evident who everyone will believe.
Xu Damao's expression was extremely ugly.
Yi Zhonghai sighed secretly, feeling inexplicably lucky.
Liu Haizhong saw that he was silent, so he jumped over and said:
"Xu Damao, since you have agreed to divorce, then come over and take a look at this divorce agreement. If you think it is okay, just sign it. Lou Xiao'e has already signed it."
As he spoke, he poked at the two pieces of paper drafted by someone and lying quietly in the middle of the table.
Silly Zhu also came back at this moment and was serving tea and water to his parents. Seeing that everyone wanted to see the contents of the agreement, he suggested:
"Second uncle, why don't you just read it to everyone?"
"Fuck off!"
Xu Damao shouted, took the agreement and looked at it carefully.
The content of the agreement, apart from registering the divorce tomorrow and dissolving the marriage, is about the division of property.
It doesn't count as a division. After all, Lou Xiao'e doesn't like his shabby house, let alone the three melons and two dates in his pocket. However, the money he spent on Qin Jingru must be paid back in full.
Therefore, Xu Damao quickly read the agreement and had no objections.
After all, he is also a person who cares about face. If he doesn't pay back the money, then Silly Zhu will publicize it to him, and he will be too shameless.
Seeing Xu Damao put down the agreement, Yi Zhonghai asked: "Is there any problem?"
Xu Damao shook his head.
Yi Zhonghai handed over the pen.
Xu Damao first glared at his soon-to-be ex-wife Lou Xiao'e, whose face seemed to have the words "Sign it quickly" written on it, then took the pen and signed his name on both agreements.
Lou Xiao'e took her own share and then warned:
"We'll meet at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow morning."
Xu Damao hummed: "I'll see you when I see you! If anyone doesn't go, he will be my grandson!"
Silly Zhu laughed and taunted: "You Silly Mao, you should go to the hospital for a checkup as soon as possible! Otherwise, you won't even have a son, where will your grandson come from?"
Xu Damao retorted: "You are a fool who has never even touched a woman. What qualifications do you have to talk to me about your son and grandson?"
Seeing them hurting each other again, everyone couldn't help laughing, and for a while, the middle courtyard was filled with happy air.
"Pillar!"
The deaf old lady shouted: "I'm a little cold now, please take me back."
Lou Xiao'e lives at her place, so she plans to start matching the two tonight.
"Okay, I'll carry you!"
Being laughed at by everyone, Silly Zhu was also a little embarrassed, so he happened to run away with the old lady on his back.
"Xiao Ling, do you want me to carry you?"
Chen Tao also made a joke, which immediately made Miss Xue very embarrassed, and everyone started to boo.
"do not want!"
Miss Xue decisively refused.
"Okay, since you don't want me to carry you, then I'll hug you!"
With that said, Chen Tao carried his little wife into his arms in a "princess hug" style.
Before leaving, he also said to everyone:
"Dear young and old men, if you have a wife, please go home and be with your wife as soon as possible. We must learn a lesson and don't cause divorce again!"
After saying that, he turned around, ignored everyone's joking, and carried Miss Xue into the house in the shape of an ostrich.
It's absolutely fine for legal couples to hold each other's arms.
After entering the house, sleeping together is even more okay.
Miss Xue stretched out her hand, touched the uncle's face, and asked with a smile:
"Uncle, you said I have a fertile physique. But why am I not pregnant yet?"
Chen Tao also smiled and said: "Girl, do you really don't understand, or do you pretend not to understand? Don't those old ladies in your office discuss these things with you?"
Of course we discussed it!
But I'm really embarrassed to participate in this kind of topic.
Moreover, even if I said it, they would definitely not believe it.
Miss Xue blushed and denied: "We only discuss work, not this kind of thing."
"Okay, let me tell you."
Although Miss Xue is a teacher, in the evening after school, she is a student and has to listen to her uncle's lectures obediently.
***
The next day.
After coming out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Lou Xiaoe rode her bicycle back to the compound without even looking at Xu Damao.Xu Damao also snorted and rode to the hospital.
He didn't go there for a physical examination, he just wanted to get a fake test sheet to prove that he was fine.
In other words, he was too timid to investigate.
What if something is really found out?
Then will he continue to live?
All in all, he felt that everything was normal and there was no need to check.
noon.
Xu Damao took the inspection form and returned to the steel rolling mill, and also took the lunch box to the No. [-] canteen.
As Si Zhu's mortal enemy, he knew that that bitch Si Zhu would definitely spread the "fake" news that he was incompetent.
Therefore, he specially came to Shazhu's territory to "fight counterfeiting."
Worker A smiled and said: "Da Mao, Silly Zhu said you can't give birth. Is that true?"
Xu Damao laughed and shoved the test form in the other person's face.
"Everything is normal...Haha, that's just stupid nonsense."
Worker A smiled and shook his head.
"That's right, this bitch will never speak ill of me! I've already checked it and there's nothing wrong with it!"
Xu Damao said angrily.
His voice was loud enough for the entire cafeteria to hear.
Ma Hua naturally heard it and hurriedly went to the kitchen to inform Shazhu.
"There's nothing wrong with your wife, and there's nothing wrong with you. How come you two have been married for several years, but why don't you have any children?"
Worker B said confused.
"It should be that my ex-wife is sick! It's just that she has been cured recently, so the problem has not been found. Humph, I am so unlucky that she has delayed her for several years."
Xu Damao irresponsibly slandered.
Qin Huairu was not far behind him. Hearing this, he said curiously:
"How many tests did you do? Why did the results come out so quickly? When did you leave the Civil Affairs Bureau?"
When Xu Damao heard this, his face suddenly turned green.
Other workers also reacted.
Silly Zhu, who came to the window, also laughed loudly:
"Si Mao, don't try to lie to me. Did you make a fake report to fool people? Otherwise, I will take leave in the afternoon to accompany you for an examination. As long as you are willing, I can pay for the examination!"
Many people immediately echoed:
"Widow Qin is right. How could the results be obtained so quickly?"
"Shazhu, you go with Damao, and I'll pay for the inspection!"
"I can afford a few cents, count me in!"
"Count me in too!"
"Da Mao! If we can do it, we can do it. If we can't, we can't do it. Don't lie. I'll accompany you there in the afternoon!"
"Yes, if there is a problem, treat it as soon as possible before it is too late!"
"..."
Xu Damao's face turned red and he said angrily:
"Can you believe what Silly Zhu says? Why don't you listen to his nonsense! I'm perfectly fine, why would I make a false report? This is true. There are few people in the hospital today, so the results will come out quickly!"
This can barely be said.
Silly Zhu still didn't believe it: "Since you have no problem, then check it again, and I will go over and be a witness."
"Fuck off!"
Xu Damao sarcastically said: "You have time to care about me, why not care about yourself first? You can't even find a partner, so you have the nerve to accuse me? I think you are the one with the problem, so you don't even dare to find a partner!"
After everyone heard this, they immediately looked at Silhu with suspicion.
Qin Huairu said to her heart that it would be great if there was something really wrong with Si Zhu. Then she wouldn't even have to make excuses if she didn't give him a child.
Silly Zhu said angrily: "If you can, let's go check it out together in the afternoon and see who has the problem?"
Xu Damao sneered: "When you find a wife and give birth to a child, everyone will naturally know that there is nothing wrong with you, so there is no need to go out to check."
Silly Zhu said confidently: "Okay, just wait for me. I will get married this year and give birth to a fat boy next year. I am so jealous of you!"
Xu Damao glanced at Qin Huairu and said to himself, "You idiot, you still want to have a fat boy?"
You're going to die!
night.
In the backyard, Mrs. Delailai’s house.
In order to bring Lou Xiao'e and Sha Zhu together, the old lady specially called Sha Zhu over to cook for her and let him get along with Lou Xiao'e.
Lou Xiao'e and Silly Zhu are very difficult to deal with.
After all, the latter's claim that she was a hen that didn't lay eggs was taken seriously by many people.
But under the current situation, for the sake of Chen Tao, Lou Xiao'e no longer wants to argue with Silly Zhu.
In less than half a month, she will leave the capital and go to Hong Kong Island with her parents to develop.
On the round table, there were four plates of two meat and two vegetarian dishes, as well as a bottle of wine and two wine glasses.
Looking at Lou Xiao'e and then at her eldest grandson Shazhu, the deaf old lady showed her few remaining teeth and persuaded with a smile:
"Ezi, Shazhu's cooking is no worse than his father's. Try it quickly... No, you two should have a drink first! It's quite cold at night. Drinking wine can warm you up."
Lou Xiao'e laughed and said: "Haha, his cooking is not worse than Uncle He's? Old lady, ask him, does he dare to admit that his cooking is better than Uncle He's?"
The deaf old lady was justified: "Si Zhu is young and can still make progress. The dishes he cooks in the future will definitely be more delicious! You will have a good meal in the future!"
Do you really want to bring me and Shazhu together?
It's a pity that I will be leaving soon, so I'd better leave Silly Pillar to Widow Qin!
(End of this chapter)
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