My law is immortal
Chapter 119 The Monk Walking Behind His Back
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When you fall, there will always be a time when you fall to the ground and fall miserably.
"Boom—" There was a dull sound in his ears, Li Yi only felt his body stop, and the feeling of fusion of spiritual consciousness and physical body made him feel a little heavy at the moment.
He opened his eyes with difficulty, and was startled - a huge dark-skinned, bearded face was right in front of him.
What kind of goblin is this... Li Yi was startled, could it be that I fell into the arms of the goblin just after escaping from the mad woman's grasp?
"Old Tu, you want to scare me to death!" His breath was full of bad breath from eating too much wine and meat. Li Yi came back to his senses and remembered that this was clearly Old Tu's stinky face.
"Ah, young master, you've woken up!" Lao Tu opened his mouth wide open, and the stench came from his mouth, making Li Yixun frown.
"How long have I been asleep?" Li Yi hurriedly sat up, only to find himself lying in a dilapidated temple.
This is a dilapidated small temple, the walls are covered with cobwebs, the earthen walls have faded, and the entire wall is riddled with holes, looking simple and lonely.
"You have been asleep for most of the day..." Lao Tu laughed and boasted quite proudly: "If it weren't for my sharp ears, I heard the snoring sound in the carriage, maybe you are still lying in the carriage Let's go!"
"Besides, you were holding the sword tightly in your hand at that time. If I hadn't snatched it, I'm afraid you would have committed suicide!" Lao Tu patted Li Yi's shoulder with a lingering fear, and said with emotion: " Young master, if the pressure is too great, let's put down our burdens and go home, and don't even have to commit suicide with a knife?"
"Uh!" Li Yi was stunned, and was taken aback by what this guy said. Although he didn't believe that he would really kill himself with a knife, but——Old Tu, this idiot, has learned to brag about himself.
He sat up, except that his heart was still beating violently, and he didn't feel any other discomfort. It seems that if the spiritual consciousness of the crazy woman is not there, the illusion will disappear, but it is true that the spiritual consciousness disappears. There are many ways.
For example, hitting the opponent's spiritual consciousness with a stick.
For Jiang Yinrong, Li Yi felt a little strange. The two obviously had no feelings for each other, but they did everything that a man and a woman should do between men and women in the illusion.
The other party came to kill him, but instead he became a duck to his lips... I don't know, the next time the two meet, what will be the situation? Maybe, it's either she comes to kill me again, or she leads troops to encircle and suppress her... When Tianlong taught...
Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief and stood up. At this moment, the sky had gradually dimmed. Song Beikui caught some wild game such as hares from somewhere, and put them on the fire to test them.
The bright red flames are reflected on the dilapidated smiling Maitreya Buddha statue. Although the Buddha statue is cute, but coupled with the silent environment here, it seems to have a somewhat strict religious feeling.
Li Yi does not believe in religion, but he still walked in front of the Buddha statue, bowed his hands respectfully, and thought to himself: "Lafayette, you must always bless me, I have three wives in my family, and there are several prospective wives who have not had time to do it." Wife, the eradication of Tianlong Cult must go smoothly..."
A burst of meaty aroma accompanied by the crackling sound of fat dripping on the flame slowly floated in this small temple, arousing people's appetite.
Song Beikui, despite his rough appearance, was unambiguous in his barbecue skills. Obviously, during the training of the Tiger Guards, he often sneaked out to cook small stoves.
Li Yi smelled the smell of meat, so he stopped worshiping Buddha, bowed to the Buddha statue, and said in a low voice: "Lord Buddha, Lord Buddha, wine and meat have passed through your intestines, Lord Buddha, please keep it in your heart, don't blame me... "
"Haha, well said!" Suddenly, a rough voice came from behind the Buddha statue, the voice was bold and uninhibited.
As the sound sounded, a fat figure walked out from behind the Buddha statue with its back turned to Li Yi.
The other party walked with his back, but he was not sluggish, as if he had a back eye, while laughing palely, he walked towards Li Yixing.
Li Yi looked, this is not a person, it is simply a mountain of meat, the other party is wearing a khaki dirty monk robe, walking with his back, the top of his shiny head is shining with oil, and the fat on his neck is layered .
"Your Excellency is..." Li Yi asked in astonishment. He knew that with Tiger Guard's profession, he would never enter the temple without searching for outsiders around him.
And this person in front of him can quietly appear in front of him, obviously he is an expert, as for why this expert can walk backwards with his back on his back - Li Yi's evil guess, could it be that this chrysanthemum can also walk? Visual!
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Lord Buddha will keep it in his heart! My little friend said it well! The old monk has lived for so many years, why didn't he think about this kind of thing?" .
"The old monk has no precepts." After the monk finished complimenting Li Yi, he declared his title without pretense.
Song Beikui, Lao Tu and others had already quietly grasped the weapons in their hands at this moment, and approached Li Yi vigilantly, ready to rush forward at any time to protect Li Yi's safety.
"Master, why do you walk backwards?" Li Yi smiled, showing no fear.
The monk without precepts shook his fat head, the fat all over his body began to tremble wildly, he laughed and said, "If I was walking straight, wouldn't I rush up and eat a few game, breaking the meat precept?"
Li Yi curled his lips, shook his head and said, "Just now I was talking about wine and meat passing through the intestines, but the master still didn't look away..."
"It makes sense!" Wujie was stunned for a moment, and then forcefully burst out these four words from his mouth. He didn't see any movement, and his fat body swayed illusoryly, and then his whole body turned around in an instant. He turned around and passed through the encirclement of Li Yi, Song Beikui and others.
After a few people looked back, they were surprised to find that the fat monk was already sitting next to the barbecue, drooling and saliva splashing, staring at the delicious barbecue with scorching eyes, and murmured to himself: "This meat, how can you eat it?" The best taste will be achieved with three minutes of heat!"
"Then I will add more heat!" After that, he gritted his teeth, raised his fat palm with some pain, and slapped it lightly on the fire.
As his palm fell, the flame rose sharply, as if fuel had been added to it, and it was several times higher in an instant, as tall as a person. The strong flame directly wrapped the barbecue, and the fat on it quickly The ablation, fall.
However, the fat was burnt again by the flames in mid-air, turned into spices, and blended into the barbecue.
After a while, the old monk withdrew his fat right hand, and kept tsk-tsk in his mouth: "Yes, there is one ingredient short..." He muttered, and took out a small porcelain vase from his bosom. It is not an ordinary folk thing.
The Wujie monk uncorked the bottle, poured some snow-white powder carefully, and then took back the jade bottle, staring at the shiny barbecue with burning eyes, rubbing his hands and counting down: "Five, four... "
"What's the situation?" Lao Tu was stunned, turned around, stared at Li Yi, and said in puzzlement.
When you fall, there will always be a time when you fall to the ground and fall miserably.
"Boom—" There was a dull sound in his ears, Li Yi only felt his body stop, and the feeling of fusion of spiritual consciousness and physical body made him feel a little heavy at the moment.
He opened his eyes with difficulty, and was startled - a huge dark-skinned, bearded face was right in front of him.
What kind of goblin is this... Li Yi was startled, could it be that I fell into the arms of the goblin just after escaping from the mad woman's grasp?
"Old Tu, you want to scare me to death!" His breath was full of bad breath from eating too much wine and meat. Li Yi came back to his senses and remembered that this was clearly Old Tu's stinky face.
"Ah, young master, you've woken up!" Lao Tu opened his mouth wide open, and the stench came from his mouth, making Li Yixun frown.
"How long have I been asleep?" Li Yi hurriedly sat up, only to find himself lying in a dilapidated temple.
This is a dilapidated small temple, the walls are covered with cobwebs, the earthen walls have faded, and the entire wall is riddled with holes, looking simple and lonely.
"You have been asleep for most of the day..." Lao Tu laughed and boasted quite proudly: "If it weren't for my sharp ears, I heard the snoring sound in the carriage, maybe you are still lying in the carriage Let's go!"
"Besides, you were holding the sword tightly in your hand at that time. If I hadn't snatched it, I'm afraid you would have committed suicide!" Lao Tu patted Li Yi's shoulder with a lingering fear, and said with emotion: " Young master, if the pressure is too great, let's put down our burdens and go home, and don't even have to commit suicide with a knife?"
"Uh!" Li Yi was stunned, and was taken aback by what this guy said. Although he didn't believe that he would really kill himself with a knife, but——Old Tu, this idiot, has learned to brag about himself.
He sat up, except that his heart was still beating violently, and he didn't feel any other discomfort. It seems that if the spiritual consciousness of the crazy woman is not there, the illusion will disappear, but it is true that the spiritual consciousness disappears. There are many ways.
For example, hitting the opponent's spiritual consciousness with a stick.
For Jiang Yinrong, Li Yi felt a little strange. The two obviously had no feelings for each other, but they did everything that a man and a woman should do between men and women in the illusion.
The other party came to kill him, but instead he became a duck to his lips... I don't know, the next time the two meet, what will be the situation? Maybe, it's either she comes to kill me again, or she leads troops to encircle and suppress her... When Tianlong taught...
Li Yi breathed a sigh of relief and stood up. At this moment, the sky had gradually dimmed. Song Beikui caught some wild game such as hares from somewhere, and put them on the fire to test them.
The bright red flames are reflected on the dilapidated smiling Maitreya Buddha statue. Although the Buddha statue is cute, but coupled with the silent environment here, it seems to have a somewhat strict religious feeling.
Li Yi does not believe in religion, but he still walked in front of the Buddha statue, bowed his hands respectfully, and thought to himself: "Lafayette, you must always bless me, I have three wives in my family, and there are several prospective wives who have not had time to do it." Wife, the eradication of Tianlong Cult must go smoothly..."
A burst of meaty aroma accompanied by the crackling sound of fat dripping on the flame slowly floated in this small temple, arousing people's appetite.
Song Beikui, despite his rough appearance, was unambiguous in his barbecue skills. Obviously, during the training of the Tiger Guards, he often sneaked out to cook small stoves.
Li Yi smelled the smell of meat, so he stopped worshiping Buddha, bowed to the Buddha statue, and said in a low voice: "Lord Buddha, Lord Buddha, wine and meat have passed through your intestines, Lord Buddha, please keep it in your heart, don't blame me... "
"Haha, well said!" Suddenly, a rough voice came from behind the Buddha statue, the voice was bold and uninhibited.
As the sound sounded, a fat figure walked out from behind the Buddha statue with its back turned to Li Yi.
The other party walked with his back, but he was not sluggish, as if he had a back eye, while laughing palely, he walked towards Li Yixing.
Li Yi looked, this is not a person, it is simply a mountain of meat, the other party is wearing a khaki dirty monk robe, walking with his back, the top of his shiny head is shining with oil, and the fat on his neck is layered .
"Your Excellency is..." Li Yi asked in astonishment. He knew that with Tiger Guard's profession, he would never enter the temple without searching for outsiders around him.
And this person in front of him can quietly appear in front of him, obviously he is an expert, as for why this expert can walk backwards with his back on his back - Li Yi's evil guess, could it be that this chrysanthemum can also walk? Visual!
"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Lord Buddha will keep it in his heart! My little friend said it well! The old monk has lived for so many years, why didn't he think about this kind of thing?" .
"The old monk has no precepts." After the monk finished complimenting Li Yi, he declared his title without pretense.
Song Beikui, Lao Tu and others had already quietly grasped the weapons in their hands at this moment, and approached Li Yi vigilantly, ready to rush forward at any time to protect Li Yi's safety.
"Master, why do you walk backwards?" Li Yi smiled, showing no fear.
The monk without precepts shook his fat head, the fat all over his body began to tremble wildly, he laughed and said, "If I was walking straight, wouldn't I rush up and eat a few game, breaking the meat precept?"
Li Yi curled his lips, shook his head and said, "Just now I was talking about wine and meat passing through the intestines, but the master still didn't look away..."
"It makes sense!" Wujie was stunned for a moment, and then forcefully burst out these four words from his mouth. He didn't see any movement, and his fat body swayed illusoryly, and then his whole body turned around in an instant. He turned around and passed through the encirclement of Li Yi, Song Beikui and others.
After a few people looked back, they were surprised to find that the fat monk was already sitting next to the barbecue, drooling and saliva splashing, staring at the delicious barbecue with scorching eyes, and murmured to himself: "This meat, how can you eat it?" The best taste will be achieved with three minutes of heat!"
"Then I will add more heat!" After that, he gritted his teeth, raised his fat palm with some pain, and slapped it lightly on the fire.
As his palm fell, the flame rose sharply, as if fuel had been added to it, and it was several times higher in an instant, as tall as a person. The strong flame directly wrapped the barbecue, and the fat on it quickly The ablation, fall.
However, the fat was burnt again by the flames in mid-air, turned into spices, and blended into the barbecue.
After a while, the old monk withdrew his fat right hand, and kept tsk-tsk in his mouth: "Yes, there is one ingredient short..." He muttered, and took out a small porcelain vase from his bosom. It is not an ordinary folk thing.
The Wujie monk uncorked the bottle, poured some snow-white powder carefully, and then took back the jade bottle, staring at the shiny barbecue with burning eyes, rubbing his hands and counting down: "Five, four... "
"What's the situation?" Lao Tu was stunned, turned around, stared at Li Yi, and said in puzzlement.
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