My law is immortal

() Yang Du was praised by Li Yi, and he didn't know whether he was drunk or did it on purpose. He actually laughed, leaned back on his seat, and shouted: "The Oiran Conference, the Oiran Conference, the Oiran will not come out, What do you call Oiran?"

As soon as he yelled, a bold official saw Li Yi's mouth rising, seemingly quite satisfied, and quickly answered: "Yes, this is the first time I've heard of you, the oiran of Wangjiang Tower. , why don't you come out quickly and let me meet you later?"

"Clap--"

Li Yi clapped his hands, raised his eyebrows and said, "There should be a lot of activities in this oiran conference! Please enjoy yourself!"

Everyone doesn't know what kind of medicine this young imperial envoy with a little mental problem sells in the gourd, but, what you keep telling us to do, we just do it...

The scene became lively in an instant.

The bustard who hurried over blushed and took a peek at Li Yi, then flicked the silk scarf in her hand, and said in a flattering voice: "We have a stunning beauty in Wangjiang Tower today, she ah Not to mention the beauty, the melody alone is enough to be called the best in the world..."

She boasted wildly at first, attracting the interest of everyone downstairs, and then smiled and said: "Today, I will choose a talented person here, pass three levels in a row, and get the chance to spend a good night with the beautiful woman... ..."

"Okay!" Li Yi took the lead in clapping his hands.

Everyone downstairs immediately clapped their hands and applauded, but they were secretly annoyed—it was enough to pass two checkpoints, but three checkpoints in a row?Could it be that we are told to compete with the imperial envoy for women?

After all, the old bustard is a person with a long history and has seen many high-ranking officials. At this moment, such a presiding officer has shown his professional quality: "After passing the first pass, you can go to the second floor, and after passing the second pass, you can go to the second floor." Before stepping up to the third floor in the boudoir, I asked this beautiful woman to come up with the question herself..."<The wishful gentleman of the wind! "

When everyone looked up, they saw a woman standing quietly on the railing of the third floor. The woman was dressed in a purple palace gauze, her cheeks were covered by the light gauze, revealing only a pair of star-like eyes. , a head of long brown hair that was shining like waves, and the half of her forearm that was exposed was so white that it seemed to be dripping water.

At first glance, the waves on his chest seem to be directly on the railing of the building, and the slender and straight legs seem to be twisting gently with the wind in the river. What's more terrible is that the willow waist that is grasped by Yingying is actually exposed, revealing a touch of The lower abdomen is as white as jade, and there is a ring of small bells hanging around the navel above the lower abdomen. The bells vibrate slightly with the slight movement of her body-this is a shocking temptation.

This woman, of course, is undoubtedly Emily. She gently raised her hand, and raised the veil that covered half of her cheeks, revealing her bright red lips. With a slight lift of her lips, her white and neat lips were revealed. tooth.

She seemed a little shy to be looked at by so many people, she drooped her head slightly, and said in a somewhat jerky Chinese: "The little girl came from the Western Regions, and she admires talented and learned people very much. Today, I am here to wait for you... ..."

Everyone was distracted by her half-baked Chinese, and they all sighed for a moment—when did Wangjiang Tower have such a beautiful woman?If I had known earlier, I would have gone to find Zhou Dafuqiang to come over!

Tsk tsk, it's only been a few days since I've seen her, and Xiao Meili is actually a lot more handsome!

"Quickly come up with the question!" Li Yi clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Everyone should answer enthusiastically, don't underestimate my knowledge!"

Lao Tu immediately answered, laughed and said: "Yes, my lord, that is the lower realm of Wenqu Xingjun, who was also a famous figure in the capital some time ago, how can you people compete with your lord..."

This guy was already very rough, and without a few words, he stared at all the dignitaries downstairs with anger - isn't this a blatant contempt for our talents?A vulgar person like you also knows what is the Four Books and Five Classics, and what is poetry and songs?If it weren't for the face of the master upstairs, the guards would have sent you to the prison long ago...

"Oh?" Emily smiled. With such a smile, her pair of big eyes narrowed slightly, as if even her eyes were smiling at people. Everyone downstairs suddenly stared at her eyes, and she raised her hand to cover them. With a snort, she said with a smile: "The little girl wants to see the gully in Master Li's chest!"

See the gully in my chest?I will take a look at the groove on your chest in a while!

Li Yi curled his lips, shrugged his shoulders, his expression was indifferent, as if he didn't realize it, but he had already turned the attention of this foreign girl in his heart, ready to avenge the "revenge" last time...

Seeing that everyone's emotions were mobilized, the old bustard said, "This first test is very easy. Let me answer the questions. You adults can write the answers on the paper in front of the table and give them to the second child." , those who pass the level can go directly to the second floor..."

While she was speaking, the mistress downstairs had already distributed pens, inks, papers and inkstones in front of everyone.

"Come up with the question!" Yang Du seemed to have returned to his dandyism. He slapped the table and grinned loudly: "Today, I have to go up to the third floor to see how different this beauty from the Western Regions is!"

"The first question is a word guessing question." The old bustard smiled and started talking about the question:

"A large horse-drawn cart drove up the avenue. In the cart sat a fisherman and a man with a bow. The driver asked, "What is your surname?" The fisherman grabbed a fish and pointed at it. The setting sun was raised high. And the man with the bow pulled the bow in his hand to the full moon. The driver nodded knowingly, pointed at the two horses pulling the cart, and said with a smile, "This is my surname." "

"The first question, I would like to ask you, what are the surnames of these three people?" After finishing the question, the old bustard spread her hands and looked at the people downstairs with a smile.

At this moment, some of the people downstairs had already nodded with a smile, while some were still frowning in a daze. Yang Du was the first to grab the writing brush on the table, dipped it in ink, and began to write on the paper.

"Xiao Wu." Li Yi looked at the people downstairs with a smile, and was not in a hurry to answer the questions. He lowered his voice and turned around, "Isn't this a little too cruel?"

"Lu, Zhang, Feng." Wu Xiaoming smiled lightly, first said the answer casually, and then responded to Li Yi's words: "My lord, even if all these people are killed, they are just a part of the corrupt officials in the whole Jiangnan. Small part, since you chose to cut the mess quickly, why hesitate now?"

"Bah!" Li Yi frowned, and said helplessly, "I mean, even if they worked hard and answered all the questions, they still couldn't see Xiao Meili, wouldn't they..."

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