My law is immortal

() "He, he..." Princess Yu saw the annoyance contained in Li Yi's stare, as if his heart had been pinched, and stood there hesitantly, speechless.

"Okay, little boy, don't keep shaking like a sieve!" Li Yi stood in front of Wang Juxian and raised his eyebrows.

Wang Juxian thought that he couldn't run away, if he behaved calmly at this moment, he might still be highly regarded by the Holy One. Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth, puffed out his chest, and uttered a few words between his teeth: " I am the first to strike first today, and I should accept your three sticks!"

Li Yiyi spoke uprightly, with a voice like a bell: "This shoulder pole, I'm calling me shameless for you! Well, hit your right cheek first!"

Wang Juxian was secretly annoyed - he thought that the soft armor on his chest could withstand the opponent's whipping, but how could this shameless boy hit me in the face?

When he heard Li Yi's words, he subconsciously raised his right hand to block it, only to hear a loud "pop" in his ear, and then his head was dizzy, only to feel that his right hand was unscathed, and it actually blocked it , but actually suffered a shoulder pole on the left side of the face.

"Ah——" Wang Juxian screamed, a bruise as thick as a wrist appeared on the left side of his face, and he opened his mouth to spit out a few teeth mixed with blood.

His head was dizzy from the blow, and he was a little unsteady on his feet: "You! Didn't you say you hit the right side of the cheek!"

Li Yi raised his eyebrows and sneered triumphantly: "Haha, you are so stupid, I am facing you!"

"You!" Wang Juxian gritted his teeth, with blood on the corner of his mouth, and stared at Li Yi fiercely without saying a word.

Li Yijian smiled and said: "Well, this stick is to repay the slap you just hit me! Fifth Brother, my second stick is to slap you on the right cheek!"

"Pa——" Wang Juxian knew the opponent's way this time, and quickly raised his left hand to block it. Unexpectedly, he blocked the gap again, and a bruise appeared on the other side of his face instantly.

"Pfft——" He spat out a few teeth again, only to feel that the teeth on both sides were about to fall out, and he was even more dizzy and his feet were sloppy.

Wang Juxian got another blow, feeling annoyed and hated in his heart, and wanted to yell and curse, but his cheeks hurt terribly as soon as he uttered a sound, so he could only continue to stiffen, staring at the smug little opposite with extremely sinister eyes. fellow.

"Hey..." Li Yi was very surprised that the other party didn't ask him why he hit him again, but he couldn't stop his excitement at the moment, and he didn't wait for the other party to ask, so he explained: "You must want to ask why you hit the wrong one again, um, Tell you this idiot, don’t you know—a warrior is a deceitful way. What is false is real, and real is false?”

"Huh?" Liu Zhen raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and was surprised - does this kid know the art of war?This sentence is concise and to the point, pointing directly to the essence of using troops!That old man Li Tong, although he is unparalleled in bravery, he can't say these things!

It's just that the emperor has this leisurely heart, and how can everyone listen to Li Yi's clamoring content at this moment?They all sympathized with a certain tragic figure with swollen cheeks in their hearts.

They just think that Wang Juxian is really unlucky, and they don't know what evil he did in his previous life to offend such a freak--at this moment, Li Yi's image in the eyes of everyone is already mysterious, saying that he is someone The incarnation of a monster, I am afraid some people believe it.

Both sides of Wang Juxian's face were swollen symmetrically. The person who was originally personable, elegant and white, who was popular among thousands of young girls, now seems to have become a pig-headed three.

"Well, this is the third time! It's because you dared to poach my corner—kick it!" Li Yi gritted his teeth, and shouted viciously, before his voice fell, he lifted his foot with a forceful slap in the face Wang Juxian kicked between his legs...

"Boom—" With a muffled sound, everyone in the audience gasped, and the entire backyard became extremely quiet in an instant, only the gentle rustling of the flowers and plants in the wind could reach their ears.

Several monks in Huayan Temple all opened their mouths, then swallowed almost at the same time, turned their heads and looked at Li Yi as if looking at a demon, and dared not speak.

"This..." Zhang Xuan was stunned on the spot, and then a helpless wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Wang Juxian was kicked on the body, and it took a while to react. He fell to the ground with a thud, rolled back and forth, his nose and tears were flying all over his face, and he let out all kinds of beast-like howls: "Oh——"

"This kid is too cruel..." Liu Zhen felt amused when he saw this scene that seriously exceeded his expectations, and couldn't help but whispered to himself.

"Fifth brother is really good, this kick..." Liu Che's eyes widened, and he muttered to himself in a low voice.

The second prince Liu Xuan, who has been silent and watching the situation quietly, looked down at the third brother in front of him, and said in his heart: "This Li Yi is resolute and decisive, and he seems to be quite popular with the national teacher and the emperor. , it's worth paying, but the third child actually hooked up with him first..."

"Aw..." Wang Juxian howled miserably for a long time, the monks of Huayan Temple couldn't stand it anymore, so they sent two monks to help him up, who was bowing his head and burying his face in the soil, and carried him out.

All of a sudden, a talented man who had just made friends with Wang Juxian spit on the ground and said loudly: "Hey, I have already seen that this Wang Juxian is not a talented man, but a softie! Look at him crying appearance!"

As soon as he said this, someone immediately took the blame, but it was the talented Zhao who was next to Li Yi before. This guy remembered that he offended the evil star with his unintentional words before, and now he hurried forward to take the blame: "Yes, yes, this Wang Juxian It’s just fishing for fame! It’s an insult to the reputation of our Kyoto literati!”

When the tree falls, the monkeys scatter, and when the wall falls, everyone pushes away.This Wang Juxian is disgraced today, and even more embarrassing in front of the emperor. In the future, he wants to seek an official position in the court?Besides, even if he got an official position by relying on his father's face, how could he be compared with Li Yi, a "young and promising", ruthless freak?

For a while, many talented scholars began to condemn Wang Juxian, but they didn't mention Li Yi's cruelty.

A certain person is very dissatisfied with these so-called talented scholars at this moment—I was weak just now, and you all joined together, and now you see the two mountains of the national teacher and the emperor standing behind me, and you are going to insult Wang Juxian and want to befriend me?

"A bunch of scumbags!" Li Yi didn't know that he didn't appreciate it at all, and frowned, "Are all the literati and writers in the Han Dynasty of this level... Where is the arrogance of the literati? Where is the spirit of the literati? "

Seeing Li Yi's complete victory and the favor of the emperor just now, these talents were naturally willing to kick Wang Juxian who had already left, but now, Li Yi actually pointed the finger at himself again!Who are they?They are the literati who are not afraid of the sky and the earth, and they are so angry that they don't even need to give the emperor Lao Tzu's face!

For a while, the crowd was so excited that even Daru Lin Chen, who had been watching the situation quietly, frowned slightly and shook his head.

"What! You kid, how dare you insult us?"

"Li Yi, don't think that you can look down on the world's literati just because you can write two poems!"

"Oh?" Li Yi giggled, glanced sideways at the dozens of literati, curled his lips and said, "The strength of character is back now? That's right, it's so cold on this mountain, and you guys are still taking one by one?" Shake the fan, don't you blow the wind into your bones?"

"Li Yi, you are really shameless, do you know what it means to be tall!"

"That's right, Confucian Lin Chen is still here, how dare you insult me ​​and other literati?"