Roaming Collector
327. Really Superficial
(There was an experiment last night, and it lasted most of the night. After returning home, I fell asleep on the bed. I forgot to upload the chapter, so sorry~!
Today is still two chapters, yesterday's plus today's.
In other words, the update of these two days has become two chapters every other day ⊙﹏⊙)
……
He snorted and rubbed his eyes.Free ion walking on the road has two inconspicuous dark circles on his face, and looks haggard from lack of sleep.
On weekdays, she is always full of energy. Of course, there is a reason for her to show such a sluggish look this morning.
The specific reason still has to start with the "concert" incident last night.
……
The "concert" incident came to an end when a certain "mastermind" slipped away ahead of time, and the members of the front line also received a notice to return to the headquarters to hold a temporary meeting.
"Although I chose to seek refuge with an angel, that person doesn't seem to be an old-fashioned person." Holding his own guitar, the lead singer of gdm, the beautiful girl with short shoulder-length hair and a quiet temperament, was a little thoughtful said: "Perhaps, we can try to get him to join the battle. I have a feeling that the person who can sing that kind of song will definitely not be a person who is willing to submit to fate! He has nothing to do with our ideas. conflict."
"I absolutely disagree!" Noda seemed to be venting, and waved his tomahawk unwillingly: "I will never agree with that kind of guy as my partner!"
"It's superficial!" This is Shiina.
"But... that guy disobeyed the angel?" Gao Song raised his glasses: "If you disobey the angel, you will not disappear. However, he is on the side of the angel, and has a strange ability that is even more difficult to deal with than the angel." Speaking of this , Gao Song paused for a moment, and seemed to have considered it a little before he came to a firm conclusion: "That is to say, we are doomed from now on!"
"It's nothing to look forward to!" Fujimaki, who gave people the impression of a "bad boy", lowered his head: "I thought that Takamatsu's IQ had improved, but in the end you are still an idiot."
"It's really superficial!" This...cough cough...
"For a moment, I felt that your IQ was finally reliable, and I was an out-and-out fool..." Ri Xiang echoed Fujimaki's interjection in a self-deprecating tone, and then his expression gradually became serious: "Ignore that sentence and die , Takamatsu's analysis in the first half is still very reasonable." As he spoke, he touched his chin and frowned slightly: "That kind of weird ability that can take away other people's weapons, and that ability that makes people unable to move... There is no way to break it!"
"So you can only outsmart, you can't be defeated." The lead singer sister said: "I still keep my proposal just now."
"But there is one thing that is very strange." The newcomer Otonashi frowned: "Angels have no mouth or heart, and they just act according to the will of 'God' or 'Fate'?"
"Although I think your statement is very mysterious." Rixiang scratched his head: "But it probably looks like this."
"Then..." Otonashi leaned forward: "I don't know if you have noticed, but that person seems to be able to order angels!" Having said that, he organized his wording, and then added: "No, it should be Said that even the angels are a bit out of touch with that man!"
"Ah? Are you kidding me?!" Tengjuan stood up suddenly: "Command Angel? Do you think he is a god?"
"It's really superficial!"... Sister superficial, you are enough!
"No!" The lead singer put down the guitar: "This rookie... By the way, what's your name? Due to special reasons, I couldn't formally meet with you last night."
"Call me Yinwu." Yinwu smiled bitterly: "I am a guy with amnesia, and the only thing I can remember is these two words."
"Well." The girl nodded: "Although it's a bit late, my name is Asami Iwasawa, and you are welcome to join our battle." Then, she shook hands with Otonashi briefly: "Come back to business, because we are very close, Otonashi I can prove that what Wujun said is not nonsense."
"I noticed that too." Matsushita, who had been silent all this time, also nodded seriously: "It seems that after that person came on stage, the angel lost the initiative."
When the topic came to this point, everyone fell silent, only Rixiang frowned, and looked at Lion, who had been silent since the beginning.
"I won't hide it from everyone." As if he had made some decision, Youion finally stood up, put his hands on the table, and said seriously: "I suspect that the newcomer with strange abilities is the one we have been looking for all along. The god who will come out!"
"what?!"
Except for the informed rixiang, everyone exclaimed.
"Have you ever thought about it?" You ion waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet: "What is the limit of human beings?"
Before everyone could react, she continued: "Can it be done to ignore guns? Can it be done to catch bullets? Can it be done to make everyone lose their ability to move while waving their hands? Or sing songs that are even more exaggerated than the sounds of nature?" Song?"
"That's right, the actions of that person today are indeed against the usual style of angels, but in terms of the results, not only did he still sabotage our battle, but he also completely took away the existence of the feint team with just one song. becomes pointless!"
As he said that, Youion patted the table lightly, with a resentful expression on his face: "It is conceivable how much the popularity of gdm will drop compared with her singing skills! Moreover, just like what Otonashi-kun said Rather than saying that he disobeyed the angel today, it would be better to say that even the angel dared not disobey his decision! All these clues point to a conclusion, that is—"
He patted the table heavily: "That person is a god!"
Seeing everyone stunned, You ion nodded in satisfaction, and said two words: "But..."
"But?" Da Shan, who was the first to react, couldn't help asking.
"However, even though these clues point to that person's identity as a god, there are still some clues that also deny his identity." After speaking, You ion frowned in confusion: "Let's not talk about those who deny his identity." He is a clue to a god, even if he is really a god, what is his purpose of denying his identity?"
It can be said that on the entire front, the one who has had the most communication with Huazhen is the free ion.The words Hua Zhen said still kept reverberating in her mind, she wanted to believe, because only by believing, would she go along with all the inferences.But she was even more unwilling to believe it.
The truth is that there are no angels and no gods?All of this is just their childlike temper tantrums?
This kind of result is really the worst result for free ions.
"Uh, Yuion, is that guy a god?" Fujimaki seemed a little dizzy.
"It can only be said that he is the God of Suspect!" As he said that, Youion showed a beautiful and captivating smile to Ri Xiang: "So, Ri Xiang, I still have to ask you to confirm it! By the way, I have completed the procedures in the morning After helping you, you can change the dormitory tonight."
"Huh? Rixiang is going to change dormitories?!" Dashan couldn't help but screamed when he heard the news, because he was Rixiang's present, no, it should be said to be his former roommate.
"Hey..." Ri Xiang sighed, closed his eyes, and supported his forehead with three fingers, showing a helpless smile, with a great appearance of sacrificing his life: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? In order to confirm the identity of God , Feeding a tiger with your body is also a must."
"Don't say it so righteously." You ion rolled his eyes: "I didn't know who it was at the beginning. In order to get rid of this responsibility, I named all the male compatriots on the front line one by one and said it all over again!"
"Ah! Little Yuri, let me do this task at the distance of 'death to a tiger'!" Noda seemed to be aroused, and waved his battle ax to volunteer: "Even a god is not without weaknesses! As long as he is asleep...hehe...hehehe..." As he spoke, looking at the sharp blade of the tomahawk, Noda let out a hey laugh.
"So, entrusting this task to you is tantamount to sending you to your death. Besides, to feed a tiger with your body is not to kill a tiger with your god." You ion ruthlessly complained about Noda, who was deeply shocked, his momentum returned to zero, and he squatted in the corner to draw a painting. Go in circles...
"Again..." Ri Xiang suddenly looked at Dashan: "Dashan, where did you hide when you were fighting tonight?"
(ps: Can the chapter name be understood? It’s not a complete spoof)
Today is still two chapters, yesterday's plus today's.
In other words, the update of these two days has become two chapters every other day ⊙﹏⊙)
……
He snorted and rubbed his eyes.Free ion walking on the road has two inconspicuous dark circles on his face, and looks haggard from lack of sleep.
On weekdays, she is always full of energy. Of course, there is a reason for her to show such a sluggish look this morning.
The specific reason still has to start with the "concert" incident last night.
……
The "concert" incident came to an end when a certain "mastermind" slipped away ahead of time, and the members of the front line also received a notice to return to the headquarters to hold a temporary meeting.
"Although I chose to seek refuge with an angel, that person doesn't seem to be an old-fashioned person." Holding his own guitar, the lead singer of gdm, the beautiful girl with short shoulder-length hair and a quiet temperament, was a little thoughtful said: "Perhaps, we can try to get him to join the battle. I have a feeling that the person who can sing that kind of song will definitely not be a person who is willing to submit to fate! He has nothing to do with our ideas. conflict."
"I absolutely disagree!" Noda seemed to be venting, and waved his tomahawk unwillingly: "I will never agree with that kind of guy as my partner!"
"It's superficial!" This is Shiina.
"But... that guy disobeyed the angel?" Gao Song raised his glasses: "If you disobey the angel, you will not disappear. However, he is on the side of the angel, and has a strange ability that is even more difficult to deal with than the angel." Speaking of this , Gao Song paused for a moment, and seemed to have considered it a little before he came to a firm conclusion: "That is to say, we are doomed from now on!"
"It's nothing to look forward to!" Fujimaki, who gave people the impression of a "bad boy", lowered his head: "I thought that Takamatsu's IQ had improved, but in the end you are still an idiot."
"It's really superficial!" This...cough cough...
"For a moment, I felt that your IQ was finally reliable, and I was an out-and-out fool..." Ri Xiang echoed Fujimaki's interjection in a self-deprecating tone, and then his expression gradually became serious: "Ignore that sentence and die , Takamatsu's analysis in the first half is still very reasonable." As he spoke, he touched his chin and frowned slightly: "That kind of weird ability that can take away other people's weapons, and that ability that makes people unable to move... There is no way to break it!"
"So you can only outsmart, you can't be defeated." The lead singer sister said: "I still keep my proposal just now."
"But there is one thing that is very strange." The newcomer Otonashi frowned: "Angels have no mouth or heart, and they just act according to the will of 'God' or 'Fate'?"
"Although I think your statement is very mysterious." Rixiang scratched his head: "But it probably looks like this."
"Then..." Otonashi leaned forward: "I don't know if you have noticed, but that person seems to be able to order angels!" Having said that, he organized his wording, and then added: "No, it should be Said that even the angels are a bit out of touch with that man!"
"Ah? Are you kidding me?!" Tengjuan stood up suddenly: "Command Angel? Do you think he is a god?"
"It's really superficial!"... Sister superficial, you are enough!
"No!" The lead singer put down the guitar: "This rookie... By the way, what's your name? Due to special reasons, I couldn't formally meet with you last night."
"Call me Yinwu." Yinwu smiled bitterly: "I am a guy with amnesia, and the only thing I can remember is these two words."
"Well." The girl nodded: "Although it's a bit late, my name is Asami Iwasawa, and you are welcome to join our battle." Then, she shook hands with Otonashi briefly: "Come back to business, because we are very close, Otonashi I can prove that what Wujun said is not nonsense."
"I noticed that too." Matsushita, who had been silent all this time, also nodded seriously: "It seems that after that person came on stage, the angel lost the initiative."
When the topic came to this point, everyone fell silent, only Rixiang frowned, and looked at Lion, who had been silent since the beginning.
"I won't hide it from everyone." As if he had made some decision, Youion finally stood up, put his hands on the table, and said seriously: "I suspect that the newcomer with strange abilities is the one we have been looking for all along. The god who will come out!"
"what?!"
Except for the informed rixiang, everyone exclaimed.
"Have you ever thought about it?" You ion waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet: "What is the limit of human beings?"
Before everyone could react, she continued: "Can it be done to ignore guns? Can it be done to catch bullets? Can it be done to make everyone lose their ability to move while waving their hands? Or sing songs that are even more exaggerated than the sounds of nature?" Song?"
"That's right, the actions of that person today are indeed against the usual style of angels, but in terms of the results, not only did he still sabotage our battle, but he also completely took away the existence of the feint team with just one song. becomes pointless!"
As he said that, Youion patted the table lightly, with a resentful expression on his face: "It is conceivable how much the popularity of gdm will drop compared with her singing skills! Moreover, just like what Otonashi-kun said Rather than saying that he disobeyed the angel today, it would be better to say that even the angel dared not disobey his decision! All these clues point to a conclusion, that is—"
He patted the table heavily: "That person is a god!"
Seeing everyone stunned, You ion nodded in satisfaction, and said two words: "But..."
"But?" Da Shan, who was the first to react, couldn't help asking.
"However, even though these clues point to that person's identity as a god, there are still some clues that also deny his identity." After speaking, You ion frowned in confusion: "Let's not talk about those who deny his identity." He is a clue to a god, even if he is really a god, what is his purpose of denying his identity?"
It can be said that on the entire front, the one who has had the most communication with Huazhen is the free ion.The words Hua Zhen said still kept reverberating in her mind, she wanted to believe, because only by believing, would she go along with all the inferences.But she was even more unwilling to believe it.
The truth is that there are no angels and no gods?All of this is just their childlike temper tantrums?
This kind of result is really the worst result for free ions.
"Uh, Yuion, is that guy a god?" Fujimaki seemed a little dizzy.
"It can only be said that he is the God of Suspect!" As he said that, Youion showed a beautiful and captivating smile to Ri Xiang: "So, Ri Xiang, I still have to ask you to confirm it! By the way, I have completed the procedures in the morning After helping you, you can change the dormitory tonight."
"Huh? Rixiang is going to change dormitories?!" Dashan couldn't help but screamed when he heard the news, because he was Rixiang's present, no, it should be said to be his former roommate.
"Hey..." Ri Xiang sighed, closed his eyes, and supported his forehead with three fingers, showing a helpless smile, with a great appearance of sacrificing his life: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? In order to confirm the identity of God , Feeding a tiger with your body is also a must."
"Don't say it so righteously." You ion rolled his eyes: "I didn't know who it was at the beginning. In order to get rid of this responsibility, I named all the male compatriots on the front line one by one and said it all over again!"
"Ah! Little Yuri, let me do this task at the distance of 'death to a tiger'!" Noda seemed to be aroused, and waved his battle ax to volunteer: "Even a god is not without weaknesses! As long as he is asleep...hehe...hehehe..." As he spoke, looking at the sharp blade of the tomahawk, Noda let out a hey laugh.
"So, entrusting this task to you is tantamount to sending you to your death. Besides, to feed a tiger with your body is not to kill a tiger with your god." You ion ruthlessly complained about Noda, who was deeply shocked, his momentum returned to zero, and he squatted in the corner to draw a painting. Go in circles...
"Again..." Ri Xiang suddenly looked at Dashan: "Dashan, where did you hide when you were fighting tonight?"
(ps: Can the chapter name be understood? It’s not a complete spoof)
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