Let you be a good grandson, you raise a group of banshees?
Chapter 156 Self-defeating
Fortunately, this man of God seems to have a good temper.
Otherwise, with this casual palm, Gu Qingwan would probably kick his legs and die.
"Wow, you smell so good! What kind of perfume do you usually use?"
"Also, your skin is so white! How do you take care of it?"
"If you live here in such a dark and humid place, won't you get acne on your body?"
Gu Qingwan continued talking as if there were a hundred thousand whys in her head.
There are countless questions and I want to ask them all in one go.
At this moment, the god who had been being questioned slowly closed his eyes.
Lu Yuan clearly saw that the god had clenched his hands.
And the expression on his face seemed a little unbearable.
Lu Yuan looked like he was able to pull Gu Qingwan back with a thousand strides.
"Well, don't be angry first."
"This matter is all a misunderstanding. This is her character."
"Let's get down to business."
Lu Yuan explained.
While Lu Yuan was talking, he quickly took out the fried locusts he had prepared.
The moment Lu Yuan opened the lid of the lunch box.
When Kamito saw the bugs in the box, his expression that originally relaxed became tense again in an instant.
"Do you really think I'm easy to talk to?"
As the man of god spoke, the aura on his body began to gradually rise.
At this moment, the surrounding aura began to spread.
A powerful aura instantly suppressed Lu Yuan, Gu Qingwan and Su Liyan.
"Don't be angry first, why don't you try it first?"
Lu Yuan naturally knew that the god must have become angry after seeing the food he sent.
"Just fooling me with bugs? Get out of here."
The god raised his voice and roared angrily at Lu Yuansheng.
Lu Yuan also had a look of helplessness on his face and could only place the lunch box on the ground.
Then he turned around and pulled Gu Qingwan and Su Liyan out of the house in front of them.
Lu Yuan knew that the god was angry now.
What you say now will be useless.
In order to avoid unnecessary casualties, it is better to leave first.
"Huh? We just left like this?"
Su Liyan followed Lu Yuan, seemingly reluctantly.
After finally coming here, the man of God left directly without eating the locusts.
That means they will have to come over again next time.
One more trip brings one more risk.
Su Liyan still didn't want to give up.
"It's not because of me, is it?"
Gu Qingwan showed a helpless expression while running.
"It's okay, I've thought of this result before."
"After all, if it were me to fool her with a bug, I would be angry if I didn't know the situation."
Lu Yuan paused for a moment, then ran straight towards the entrance of the cave.
At this moment, the official had quickly walked to the entrance of the cave.
When the officials saw, there were two officers and soldiers guarding the entrance of the cave carefully.
I felt a little more relaxed.
"Have you two seen the Crown Prince?"
The officer panted and stopped in front of the two officers and soldiers and asked.
"Your Majesty? Didn't you see it?"
"Master, what you said is that you didn't give the order before. When you see the prince, you must not let him in."
"We are watching it very carefully."
One of the officers and soldiers quickly found an excuse and responded.
"You really didn't see it?"
After the officer heard what the officer and soldier said.
All the stones in my heart were put down.
After all, the only way leading to the cave is the one in front of you.
If Lu Yuan wanted to go in, they would definitely find him.
Therefore, since the two of them didn't see it, Lu Yuan must not have come here.
"Okay, you two did a great job."
"I'll reward you two later."
The official responded casually, and then stepped forward to enter the cave.
However, at this moment, another officer and soldier had an idea and stopped directly in front of the official.
The official was stunned when he was suddenly stopped.
He quickly raised his head and looked at the officer and soldier who stopped him in front of him.
"What?"
The officials were a little suspicious.
"Master, I'm afraid it's not safe for you to go in now."
The officers and soldiers lowered their tone and explained.
"Huh? Why?"
The official was instantly confused by what the soldier said.
I have often entered caves before, and I have never seen anything dangerous.
What, is it not safe today?
"Sir, you think it's time to go to bed now."
"If she goes in now and interrupts Kamito's sleep, then she must not get angry."
"If the man of God gets angry, the consequences will be disastrous."
The officers and soldiers quickly continued to explain.
The soldiers next to him were also stunned when they saw what he said.
I never thought that they were also officers and soldiers.
He actually has this kind of talent.
In my heart, I silently gave a thumbs up.
"Yes, yes, you are right."
"At such a critical moment, you must not provoke the man of God."
When the officials heard the explanations from the officers and soldiers, they nodded quickly.
"Yes, with us here watching, there is absolutely no way there will be any disclosure."
The officers and soldiers then added another sentence.
"Okay, then it's up to you two."
The official said, turning around and preparing to leave.
Seeing the officials leave, the two officers and soldiers also breathed a sigh of relief.
After all, Lu Yuan is in the cave now.
It was the two of them who watched him go in with their own eyes.
If officials were allowed in, it would be a mess.
However, the two officers and soldiers were not happy yet.
The official turned around and just took a few steps. The official turned around instantly and looked at the two of them.
"No, it's tricky."
The officials seemed to smell a dangerous breath.
"what?"
Facing the official's reaction, the two officers and soldiers were also extremely confused.
"You two get out of my way, I'm going in now."
"At this critical moment, it's impossible not to go in."
The official said, and directly pushed the two officers and soldiers away.
The officials naturally knew that Lu Yuan had disappeared now.
If we weren't here, we wouldn't be able to run around and play.
If this was really the case, then officials wouldn't have had to do so many things to guard against the prince.
Therefore, in the eyes of officials, Lu Yuan would never be that simple.
Just in case, he decided to go in and see for himself.
The two officers and soldiers guarding the door were also helpless.
After all, officials' official positions are above them.
Before getting the exact news.
They did not dare to rebel directly.
Therefore, after being pushed away by the officials, the two soldiers did not say much.
At this moment, Lu Yuan was about to reach the entrance of the cave.
However, just as he was about to reach the cave entrance.
From a distance, we could see that the official pushed away the soldiers and walked into the cave.
"Fuck, why is this guy here?"
"This late at night, is there any shady deal between this official and the man of God?"
After Lu Yuan saw the official's figure, he immediately showed doubts in his eyes. "Definitely not. He must have found us not in the room and came to find us."
Su Liyan directly told the specific situation.
"Husband, what should we do now?"
"Directly in front of the officials and then blatantly exposed us?"
Gu Qingwan also saw the situation in front of her.
"No, we can't expose it yet."
After Lu Yuan pondered for a while, he had an idea and decided to run back.
"The most dangerous place is the safest place."
In line with his purpose, Lu Yuan pulled Gu Qingwan and Su Liyan back towards the depths of the cave.
"Is it really okay? I saw Kamito seemed very angry just now."
"Let's go back like this, okay?"
Gu Qingwan hesitated.
"I can't control so much now."
Lu Yuan replied.
But before, just when Lu Yuan left, the godman put away the surrounding aura.
Originally, he turned around and wanted to go back to the depths of the cave to sleep.
Unexpectedly, the lunch box that had been opened had some fragrance inside.
It was instantly inhaled into the nostrils of the god.
It was also the first time for the god to smell such a fragrance.
Somewhat confused, he turned around and looked at the location of the lunch box.
"Is this bug really edible?"
The man of God expressed some confusion.
While thinking deeply, Kamito walked to the lunch box and slowly squatted down.
She briefly glanced at the lunch box in front of her, then stretched out a hand and smashed the lunch box.
After confirming that nothing unusual happened, he directly picked up the lunch box on the ground.
Immediately afterwards, the god stretched out a hand, picked up a bug, and put it directly into his mouth.
After chewing lightly for a while, Kamito suddenly looked surprised.
The scent of locusts instantly filled the god's mouth.
Attacking her taste buds.
This is completely different from the God’s understanding of locusts at the beginning.
She looked surprised.
"So delicious?"
The god had tasted the delicacies of mountains and seas, and he couldn't help but praise them.
"Is it true that I misunderstood him?"
"Yes, it seems that I did misunderstand him."
The man of God kept talking to himself, and while talking, he removed the locusts from the lunch box.
Put them into your mouth one by one.
"Wait until tomorrow and go find him to explain the situation."
Kamito said as he ate and walked deeper into the cave.
However, just as the man of god entered the depths of the cave.
Later, Lu Yuan took Gu Qingwan and Su Liyan and turned back.
Lu Yuan looked around and found that there was no hiding place at all.
The only place you can hide here is the table in the middle.
However, it seemed that the table could not hide the three of them.
Even if it is hidden under the table, it will be found in an instant.
For a moment, Lu Yuan was a little confused.
However, at this moment, he looked into the depths of the cave.
Don't do it again and again.
Lu Yuan took Su Liyan and Gu Qingwan and went straight into the room where the god was resting.
As soon as the god entered the room with his front foot, Lu Yuan followed him with his back foot.
Because it was too sudden, and the environment inside was even darker.
There wasn't even a torch, it was completely invisible.
Therefore, Lu Yuan felt that his hands seemed to have found something soft.
Very soft and elastic.
It was also accompanied by a scent that hit my nostrils.
Before Lu Yuan had time to feel it.
His feet slipped, and his whole body instantly tripped over something.
Lu Yuan leaned forward.
When I originally thought I was going to be a dog chewing mud.
Lu Yuan found that he was just caught by a whirring cushion.
As Lu Yuan fell, he also heard a crisp sound.
That was the sound of an iron lunch box falling to the ground and hitting rocks.
'Snapped……'
Just when Lu Yuan was about to stand up, he found that his face was suddenly slapped hard.
"who is it?"
Immediately afterwards, a clear and angry girl's voice was heard.
Lu Yuan's eyes widened instantly.
He naturally knew who the voice was.
And now it's finally clear.
It turned out that he didn't fall on some mat.
This is lying on the body of a god.
Lu Yuan stood up quickly.
"Saury, Sory."
"We just borrowed this place to hide for a while."
Lu Yuan quickly began to explain.
"you……"
Just when the man of God wants to get angry.
Suddenly I heard a sound outside.
"Kamito? Are you sleeping?"
"A bad guy came to the county recently. I came here specifically to see if he disturbed your rest."
"What was that sound just now? Did you break something? Do you need me to send a new one?"
The official's voice was outside the room at this moment.
Hearing this voice, Kamito instantly understood what was going on.
"Shh, we're not bad people."
"Where are the bad guys with two women?"
Lu Yuan quickly lowered his voice and explained.
Shenren was still eating the food Lu Yuan gave her just now, so it was obviously unkind to expose his words now.
What's more, he slapped Lu Yuan with his own hands just now.
I was angry at the time, so naturally I couldn't control my strength well.
Thinking about this, Kamito could only sigh slightly.
"I'm fine, thank you for your kindness."
"Go out, I'm going to rest."
Kamito softened his tone and said.
"Is there really nothing wrong?"
The official didn't believe it and asked more firmly.
"When I say there's nothing, it means there's nothing. Why do you talk so much nonsense?"
"I need to rest, please get out of here right now."
Kamito began to speak impatiently.
"Yes, yes, I'm going out now, I'm going out now, don't be angry."
The official didn't say anything more and could only leave the room dejectedly.
After all, making a god angry is definitely not a good thing.
Officials don't want to fall out with the god yet.
After confirming that the officials had left, Lu Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.
"grateful."
Lu Yuan said to the god.
"you……"
Before the godman finished speaking, Lu Yuan directly interrupted her.
"We're leaving now."
Lu Yuan naturally knew that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time.
Run away quickly before the god is angry.
"Wait a moment."
Just when Lu Yuan was about to walk out of the room, he was stopped by the god. (End of chapter)
Otherwise, with this casual palm, Gu Qingwan would probably kick his legs and die.
"Wow, you smell so good! What kind of perfume do you usually use?"
"Also, your skin is so white! How do you take care of it?"
"If you live here in such a dark and humid place, won't you get acne on your body?"
Gu Qingwan continued talking as if there were a hundred thousand whys in her head.
There are countless questions and I want to ask them all in one go.
At this moment, the god who had been being questioned slowly closed his eyes.
Lu Yuan clearly saw that the god had clenched his hands.
And the expression on his face seemed a little unbearable.
Lu Yuan looked like he was able to pull Gu Qingwan back with a thousand strides.
"Well, don't be angry first."
"This matter is all a misunderstanding. This is her character."
"Let's get down to business."
Lu Yuan explained.
While Lu Yuan was talking, he quickly took out the fried locusts he had prepared.
The moment Lu Yuan opened the lid of the lunch box.
When Kamito saw the bugs in the box, his expression that originally relaxed became tense again in an instant.
"Do you really think I'm easy to talk to?"
As the man of god spoke, the aura on his body began to gradually rise.
At this moment, the surrounding aura began to spread.
A powerful aura instantly suppressed Lu Yuan, Gu Qingwan and Su Liyan.
"Don't be angry first, why don't you try it first?"
Lu Yuan naturally knew that the god must have become angry after seeing the food he sent.
"Just fooling me with bugs? Get out of here."
The god raised his voice and roared angrily at Lu Yuansheng.
Lu Yuan also had a look of helplessness on his face and could only place the lunch box on the ground.
Then he turned around and pulled Gu Qingwan and Su Liyan out of the house in front of them.
Lu Yuan knew that the god was angry now.
What you say now will be useless.
In order to avoid unnecessary casualties, it is better to leave first.
"Huh? We just left like this?"
Su Liyan followed Lu Yuan, seemingly reluctantly.
After finally coming here, the man of God left directly without eating the locusts.
That means they will have to come over again next time.
One more trip brings one more risk.
Su Liyan still didn't want to give up.
"It's not because of me, is it?"
Gu Qingwan showed a helpless expression while running.
"It's okay, I've thought of this result before."
"After all, if it were me to fool her with a bug, I would be angry if I didn't know the situation."
Lu Yuan paused for a moment, then ran straight towards the entrance of the cave.
At this moment, the official had quickly walked to the entrance of the cave.
When the officials saw, there were two officers and soldiers guarding the entrance of the cave carefully.
I felt a little more relaxed.
"Have you two seen the Crown Prince?"
The officer panted and stopped in front of the two officers and soldiers and asked.
"Your Majesty? Didn't you see it?"
"Master, what you said is that you didn't give the order before. When you see the prince, you must not let him in."
"We are watching it very carefully."
One of the officers and soldiers quickly found an excuse and responded.
"You really didn't see it?"
After the officer heard what the officer and soldier said.
All the stones in my heart were put down.
After all, the only way leading to the cave is the one in front of you.
If Lu Yuan wanted to go in, they would definitely find him.
Therefore, since the two of them didn't see it, Lu Yuan must not have come here.
"Okay, you two did a great job."
"I'll reward you two later."
The official responded casually, and then stepped forward to enter the cave.
However, at this moment, another officer and soldier had an idea and stopped directly in front of the official.
The official was stunned when he was suddenly stopped.
He quickly raised his head and looked at the officer and soldier who stopped him in front of him.
"What?"
The officials were a little suspicious.
"Master, I'm afraid it's not safe for you to go in now."
The officers and soldiers lowered their tone and explained.
"Huh? Why?"
The official was instantly confused by what the soldier said.
I have often entered caves before, and I have never seen anything dangerous.
What, is it not safe today?
"Sir, you think it's time to go to bed now."
"If she goes in now and interrupts Kamito's sleep, then she must not get angry."
"If the man of God gets angry, the consequences will be disastrous."
The officers and soldiers quickly continued to explain.
The soldiers next to him were also stunned when they saw what he said.
I never thought that they were also officers and soldiers.
He actually has this kind of talent.
In my heart, I silently gave a thumbs up.
"Yes, yes, you are right."
"At such a critical moment, you must not provoke the man of God."
When the officials heard the explanations from the officers and soldiers, they nodded quickly.
"Yes, with us here watching, there is absolutely no way there will be any disclosure."
The officers and soldiers then added another sentence.
"Okay, then it's up to you two."
The official said, turning around and preparing to leave.
Seeing the officials leave, the two officers and soldiers also breathed a sigh of relief.
After all, Lu Yuan is in the cave now.
It was the two of them who watched him go in with their own eyes.
If officials were allowed in, it would be a mess.
However, the two officers and soldiers were not happy yet.
The official turned around and just took a few steps. The official turned around instantly and looked at the two of them.
"No, it's tricky."
The officials seemed to smell a dangerous breath.
"what?"
Facing the official's reaction, the two officers and soldiers were also extremely confused.
"You two get out of my way, I'm going in now."
"At this critical moment, it's impossible not to go in."
The official said, and directly pushed the two officers and soldiers away.
The officials naturally knew that Lu Yuan had disappeared now.
If we weren't here, we wouldn't be able to run around and play.
If this was really the case, then officials wouldn't have had to do so many things to guard against the prince.
Therefore, in the eyes of officials, Lu Yuan would never be that simple.
Just in case, he decided to go in and see for himself.
The two officers and soldiers guarding the door were also helpless.
After all, officials' official positions are above them.
Before getting the exact news.
They did not dare to rebel directly.
Therefore, after being pushed away by the officials, the two soldiers did not say much.
At this moment, Lu Yuan was about to reach the entrance of the cave.
However, just as he was about to reach the cave entrance.
From a distance, we could see that the official pushed away the soldiers and walked into the cave.
"Fuck, why is this guy here?"
"This late at night, is there any shady deal between this official and the man of God?"
After Lu Yuan saw the official's figure, he immediately showed doubts in his eyes. "Definitely not. He must have found us not in the room and came to find us."
Su Liyan directly told the specific situation.
"Husband, what should we do now?"
"Directly in front of the officials and then blatantly exposed us?"
Gu Qingwan also saw the situation in front of her.
"No, we can't expose it yet."
After Lu Yuan pondered for a while, he had an idea and decided to run back.
"The most dangerous place is the safest place."
In line with his purpose, Lu Yuan pulled Gu Qingwan and Su Liyan back towards the depths of the cave.
"Is it really okay? I saw Kamito seemed very angry just now."
"Let's go back like this, okay?"
Gu Qingwan hesitated.
"I can't control so much now."
Lu Yuan replied.
But before, just when Lu Yuan left, the godman put away the surrounding aura.
Originally, he turned around and wanted to go back to the depths of the cave to sleep.
Unexpectedly, the lunch box that had been opened had some fragrance inside.
It was instantly inhaled into the nostrils of the god.
It was also the first time for the god to smell such a fragrance.
Somewhat confused, he turned around and looked at the location of the lunch box.
"Is this bug really edible?"
The man of God expressed some confusion.
While thinking deeply, Kamito walked to the lunch box and slowly squatted down.
She briefly glanced at the lunch box in front of her, then stretched out a hand and smashed the lunch box.
After confirming that nothing unusual happened, he directly picked up the lunch box on the ground.
Immediately afterwards, the god stretched out a hand, picked up a bug, and put it directly into his mouth.
After chewing lightly for a while, Kamito suddenly looked surprised.
The scent of locusts instantly filled the god's mouth.
Attacking her taste buds.
This is completely different from the God’s understanding of locusts at the beginning.
She looked surprised.
"So delicious?"
The god had tasted the delicacies of mountains and seas, and he couldn't help but praise them.
"Is it true that I misunderstood him?"
"Yes, it seems that I did misunderstand him."
The man of God kept talking to himself, and while talking, he removed the locusts from the lunch box.
Put them into your mouth one by one.
"Wait until tomorrow and go find him to explain the situation."
Kamito said as he ate and walked deeper into the cave.
However, just as the man of god entered the depths of the cave.
Later, Lu Yuan took Gu Qingwan and Su Liyan and turned back.
Lu Yuan looked around and found that there was no hiding place at all.
The only place you can hide here is the table in the middle.
However, it seemed that the table could not hide the three of them.
Even if it is hidden under the table, it will be found in an instant.
For a moment, Lu Yuan was a little confused.
However, at this moment, he looked into the depths of the cave.
Don't do it again and again.
Lu Yuan took Su Liyan and Gu Qingwan and went straight into the room where the god was resting.
As soon as the god entered the room with his front foot, Lu Yuan followed him with his back foot.
Because it was too sudden, and the environment inside was even darker.
There wasn't even a torch, it was completely invisible.
Therefore, Lu Yuan felt that his hands seemed to have found something soft.
Very soft and elastic.
It was also accompanied by a scent that hit my nostrils.
Before Lu Yuan had time to feel it.
His feet slipped, and his whole body instantly tripped over something.
Lu Yuan leaned forward.
When I originally thought I was going to be a dog chewing mud.
Lu Yuan found that he was just caught by a whirring cushion.
As Lu Yuan fell, he also heard a crisp sound.
That was the sound of an iron lunch box falling to the ground and hitting rocks.
'Snapped……'
Just when Lu Yuan was about to stand up, he found that his face was suddenly slapped hard.
"who is it?"
Immediately afterwards, a clear and angry girl's voice was heard.
Lu Yuan's eyes widened instantly.
He naturally knew who the voice was.
And now it's finally clear.
It turned out that he didn't fall on some mat.
This is lying on the body of a god.
Lu Yuan stood up quickly.
"Saury, Sory."
"We just borrowed this place to hide for a while."
Lu Yuan quickly began to explain.
"you……"
Just when the man of God wants to get angry.
Suddenly I heard a sound outside.
"Kamito? Are you sleeping?"
"A bad guy came to the county recently. I came here specifically to see if he disturbed your rest."
"What was that sound just now? Did you break something? Do you need me to send a new one?"
The official's voice was outside the room at this moment.
Hearing this voice, Kamito instantly understood what was going on.
"Shh, we're not bad people."
"Where are the bad guys with two women?"
Lu Yuan quickly lowered his voice and explained.
Shenren was still eating the food Lu Yuan gave her just now, so it was obviously unkind to expose his words now.
What's more, he slapped Lu Yuan with his own hands just now.
I was angry at the time, so naturally I couldn't control my strength well.
Thinking about this, Kamito could only sigh slightly.
"I'm fine, thank you for your kindness."
"Go out, I'm going to rest."
Kamito softened his tone and said.
"Is there really nothing wrong?"
The official didn't believe it and asked more firmly.
"When I say there's nothing, it means there's nothing. Why do you talk so much nonsense?"
"I need to rest, please get out of here right now."
Kamito began to speak impatiently.
"Yes, yes, I'm going out now, I'm going out now, don't be angry."
The official didn't say anything more and could only leave the room dejectedly.
After all, making a god angry is definitely not a good thing.
Officials don't want to fall out with the god yet.
After confirming that the officials had left, Lu Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.
"grateful."
Lu Yuan said to the god.
"you……"
Before the godman finished speaking, Lu Yuan directly interrupted her.
"We're leaving now."
Lu Yuan naturally knew that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time.
Run away quickly before the god is angry.
"Wait a moment."
Just when Lu Yuan was about to walk out of the room, he was stopped by the god. (End of chapter)
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