They were all reborn and became firefighters again?

Chapter 16 A flavorful day

After half an hour.

Class Nine stood in a row, their bodies tensed.

The entire playground was very quiet. Everyone was standing motionless according to the military posture standards taught by the monitor.

"Junzi, what does it express?"

With his hands behind his back, Hao Chengbin smiled and asked everyone.

"Report! Expressing the posture of a soldier!" Lu Zexian, the leader of the queue, shouted.

Hao Chengbin rolled his eyes: "I asked you to explain, but I didn't ask you to translate!"

Seeing that the squad leader was not serious, Yue Tao felt that the opportunity to play tricks had come, so he said with a smile.

"Report monitor! Expresses the author's homesickness!"

"Hahahaha..." The whole class burst into laughter.

Hao Chengbin also laughed, but it was just a sneer. After laughing, he walked behind Yue Tao, and whipped him on his ass.

"Military posture!"

"represents!"

"A soldier!"

"requirement!"

"attitude!"

Every time Hao Chengbin gritted his teeth and uttered a sentence, it was a kick.

Yue Tao grinned while hugging his buttocks, but it was his thick buttocks that suffered, and he was still in the mood for joking.

"Monitor! I was wrong!! Your whip legs are more handsome than Monitor Pan!"

Hao Chengbin walked to the front of the queue and sneered: "Yue Tao, if you laugh with me in the queue again, I will show you next time whether I am handsome or not!"

Fang Huai couldn't help but want to remind Yue Tao.

Hao Chengbin's style of leading the troops is a little more relaxed, probably because he doesn't want everyone to be so tight-minded, but don't think that veterans can't mess with people.

Always pretending to be crazy and acting stupid like this, when you encounter a minefield, you may have to leave an unforgettable memory for a lifetime.

The recruits next to them didn't realize this, and were still watching happily. The more people made jokes, the faster the training time passed. At this moment, only Fang Huai and Zhao Bing were still maintaining their military postures in the queue. The others People are taking the opportunity to relax.

And Hao Chengbin did not make any adjustments.

10 minute later.

Squad leader Hao stood by the wall and watched the scenery outside for a while. When he turned his head, several people were constantly grinding their legs and making small movements, so they walked to the front of the queue with a smile.

"I see that you are not in a high mood when you stand in a military posture."

It's coming, it's coming.

Fang Huai had a premonition in his heart.

"It seems that it's easier to be lazy while standing. To prevent you from being lazy, you have to delay me from seeing beautiful women... Let's do this, lie down and do push-ups to get ready!"

"Damn it, Sun Lianhai, Liu Yue! It's just you two, move around! Are you comfortable?" Yue Tao was very upset.

Lu Zexian couldn't stand it anymore and turned around.

"Yue Tao, you didn't move? Out of the corner of my eye, I saw you moving!"

Hao Chengbin stared: "What are you talking about? You forgot what I said in the morning? Want to be trash? Comrade comrades make mistakes, and you have to bear the responsibility!"

"Report!" Lu Zexian said loudly.

"speak!"

"Yue Tao is always moving around. As a comrade in arms, I should remind him!"

"Queue discipline! Do you understand? Get down!"

Hao Chengbin walked directly behind Lu Zexian, and this time he was not polite at all. He kicked him on the thigh. Lu Zexian was kicked forward and staggered forward, and he cried in pain.

Fang Huai stood nearby and clearly saw Lu Zexian's fists clenched. He quickly stepped forward and pretended to give him a hand, then held his fist tightly.

"Come here, choose by yourself, don't be impulsive." Fang Huai whispered.

"It's all coming," is a widely used term in the folks, referring to all persuasive behaviors. The core is to use "the difficulty of coming" to cover up the price that will be paid next.

The same extremely confusing words include "winter", "not worth it", "look down and see you", "give me a face", "still a child", "it's not easy" and so on. .

In the end, "everyone dies."

Lu Ze clenched his molars and loosened his fists.

When people are in adversity, it is easier to listen to advice.

When Fang Huai returned to the team and lay down on the ground, he was a little excited.

After waiting all morning, I finally got the chance to get down on the ground.

Unexpectedly, Hao Chengbin said something that disappointed him.

"My requirements are not high, 90 standard push-ups! Do the standard! The waist is straight, only the shoulder and elbow joints are changed, and the angle between the upper arm and the forearm is [-] degrees. Don't be sun-earth! If anyone is seen by me When it comes to stealing and cheating, do it again!...Fang Huai, you can do less!"

"No, monitor!" Fang Huai said immediately.

"This is an order! You just lost your strength a few hours ago, just do... twenty!" Hao Chengbin's tone was unquestionable.

Fang Huai was still waiting to refute, but the people next to him had already started staring at him with pleading expressions.

If we continue chatting, let alone doing push-ups, it will be quite tiring just standing on the ground.

"Look at my movements clearly! When I ask you to do it again later, don't say I didn't demonstrate it!"

As Hao Chengbin said, he leaned sideways to the queue, put his hands on the ground, did a standard push-up, and stopped at a low place.

"Do it! Count as one!"

After finishing speaking, she pressed her lower body to the ground: "Don't do this to me! If you like the sun and the earth, I will let you lie on your stomach all the time!

A standard push-up requires the participation of the triceps, pectoralis major, latissimus dorsi, abdominal muscles, gluteus maximus, and the muscles of the legs at the same time!

Push-ups, sit-ups, and weight-bearing squats, these three items are the most basic strength exercises for the army. You must set the standard for me!
If the movements are not standardized, not only will you not get the desired effect, but you will also injure your lumbar spine! "

Fang Huai couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

I didn’t do any warm-up stretching before doing push-ups. Does cramping count as an injury?

Squad leader Hao stood up and finally gave orders: "Count yourself!"

One fell down on the spot.

Peng Yingqirui.

This product hasn't been made yet, and it only lasted a few words, and the body's power supply system has already closed down.

"report!"

"What report? Get up!" Hao Chengbin grabbed Peng Yingqirui's belt and pulled him into the air.

The one next to me has already taken advantage of the chaos and quickly made a few.

"Chen Zhongqiang, Lu Zexian, pretend I can't see you? Do it again!"

A howling.

Fang Huai got up after the second push-up.

"two!"

It went down slowly and came up again, with smooth movements and no rest.

"three!"

Fang Huai felt so refreshed.

The feeling of strength coming from his arms at this moment made him feel fulfilled.

After doing ten, Hao Chengbin finally discovered that Fang Huai was doing it in slow motion!
And there is no pause, the body is in a straight line, and the movements are very standard!
Whoever does it knows how difficult it is.

"Report to the monitor, it's done!"

Zhao Bing had already done thirty standard push-ups and stood up, clapping his hands, observing other comrades in arms.

Realizing that Fang Huai had just counted to ten, his eyes naturally passed over and looked at Jiang Peng.

Jiang Peng has also made 22.

"Fang Huai, don't hold on!" Hao Chengbin frowned and spoke.

Peng Yingqirui's cheeks were pale, and dozens of words of cordial greetings from Squad Leader Hao's family flashed through his mind.

Why are you telling him not to hold on?And me? ?

What are you carrying me for? ?

Zhao Bing finally noticed Fang Huai. He was very strong, but he had no systematic training and did not see the reason. He only felt that Fang Huai was struggling and was a little worried.

"Fang Huai, you lasted so long this morning... take a rest! The squad leader said... it's hard, so don't do it!"

When Jiang Peng heard this, he seemed to have taken an aphrodisiac and screamed louder and faster.

"Twenty-seven! Twenty-eight! Two...nine...thirty! Report! It's done!"

As soon as the words fell, he quickly got up and looked down at Fang Huai, feeling the joy of the winner.

Fang Huai finally felt tired after reaching No. 15, but he was more excited inside.

I can still hold on with my arm strength, but my heart can't take it anymore.

Such non-stop slow-motion push-ups are easy to breathe out and difficult to breathe in.

He used to hold on to this movement at most seven or eight times in a row, but now he has broken the record, and he is not yet exhausted.

Paused for a rest.

Peng Yingqirui, who was the most exhausted, did not do one, and was panting under the hands of squad leader Hao. Sun Lianhai, who was No. 2 from the bottom, did five and held on with difficulty.

"Squad leader, I really...can't hold it anymore!"

Squad leader Hao thought about the first day of training, and finally let go.

"Get up, rest for 1 minute, and keep doing it!"

The embarrassing situation occurred again.

Fang Huai didn't remember.

"Fang Huai, are you trying to hold on again? If you can't do it, get up quickly! Don't make everyone worry!" Jiang Peng made a sarcastic comment at the right time.

Fang Huai raised his head and looked at Hao Chengbin, who happened to meet his eyes with complicated eyes.

... count.

In the blink of an eye, Fang Huai's movements suddenly accelerated.

"Sixteen! Seventeen...Twenty-nine! Thirty!"

"Fuck?" The two said, expressing their doubts.

"Fuck..." Two four times, with a long sound at the end, indicating shock.

Accompanied by all kinds of soft "fuck me", Fang Huai's movements were standard, and with the last blow, he exerted all his strength and stood up.

This dude, barely pretending, staggered a bit, but still stood firm.

This time, his strength was extremely sour.

Everyone around them blinked furiously.

Jiang Peng shook his head again and again, Trump possessed him.

Impossible, science fiction, absolutely impossible.

Hao Chengbin walked up to Fang Huai and squeezed Fang Huai's arm in disbelief.

"Practiced? How many years?"

He was sure that this was definitely not the result of three or five days.

Many of the veterans who went out to the army suffered from lumbar muscle strain and arthritis, so in recent years they have begun to promote the concept of scientific exercise. As a squad leader, he also learned a lot of relevant knowledge.

Slow push-ups test the stability of deep muscles. They are pure strength training and have little effect. If you want to rise slowly and fall slowly like Fang Huai, doing more than a dozen consecutively, I have never practiced it specifically. It is very difficult and requires a lot of effort. power to maintain.

He just didn't expect where Fang Huai got his strength.

If we analyze it in depth through physics, "Approaching Science" can last for three episodes.

"I'm reporting to the monitor, I practiced arm strength for a while when I was studying... but my endurance is not very good."

Fang Huai didn't dare to brag anymore. After all, he went out for two kilometers this morning. Although it was slow, he didn't feel very relaxed. He definitely couldn't meet the passing standard of the recruits in the three kilometers test.

"I think your core strength is good! Why did you faint after holding on for so long this morning?" Hao Chengbin patted Fang Huai on the back again.

Fang Huai's thoughts changed rapidly.

"...I didn't eat much last night, I'm hungry! I have no energy!"

Yue Tao immediately shouted: "Yes! Squad leader, Fang Huai ate half a bowl of noodles last night! I told him to add some, but he said no!"

"I'm telling you! Let's eat that meal this morning!" Hao Chengbin put his hands behind his back and continued: "Last night was the New Year's Eve noodles, which were delicious! Why not eat them?"

Fang Huai looked embarrassed: "Squad leader...can you not say it?"

Hey?Something wrong!

Hao Chengbin didn't understand: "Why? Don't be silly!"

Damn, this is what you told me to say, a dead fellow is not a poor fellow!
Fang Huai looked at everyone's curious expressions, and said falteringly: "Didn't I come here a day earlier... That big basin for noodles... I saw the cafeteria aunt use it to wash dishes yesterday morning, and used it to hold hogwash in the afternoon !…I don’t know what they used it for! The noodles I ate yesterday…there was a layer of oil floating on it, I don’t know where it came from…! I really can’t eat it anymore!”

Everyone was stunned.

"yue...wow..."

Peng Yingqirui really vomited, but she didn't know whether it was from being strangled by the belt or from nausea.

Others who didn't want to vomit started to retching when they saw the puddle of vomit.

A breeze blew by.

This is a playground with flavor.

……

At the end of the training in the morning, Liu Yue, who was in charge of serving meals and washing dishes for everyone today, went to the cafeteria ahead of time and secretly promised everyone that he would definitely find out the function of the basin.

When everyone arrived at the cafeteria, they saw Liu Yue's expression was a little strange, and they all understood.

At noon today, everyone's appetite was more or less reduced.

But the instigator, Fang Huai, spun all the leftovers, making it hard for Hao Chengbin to say anything.

……

Back at the class, the company headquarters distributed folding mats first, probably to make it easier for everyone to take a nap.

Hao Chengbin naturally announced the rules for an afternoon break.

"It's just right, this Mazar, when you take a nap in the future, you can sit on it and sleep anywhere, but you can't sleep on the bed! After tidying up the housework in the morning and before blowing the whistle to wash at night, the bed is your restricted area! Sit, just Can sit on Maza! Bench!"

"Squad leader, can I lie down on the table and sleep for a while? It's uncomfortable!" Peng Yingqirui pointed to the table at the door.

Seeing Peng Yingqirui's weak appearance, Hao Chengbin felt that the child's mental endurance was too fragile, so he decided to give him some guidance.

But the army is not a school after all, and we can't use the school's slow education model, and we must use some strong medicine.

So he deliberately sneered, and said: "That's it, I can't take it anymore? Isn't it just a pot? Do you know how our squadron instructor punished me when I left the team?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone became interested, especially Yue Tao and Xiao Mazha, who all pulled to Hao Chengbin's legs.

"Squad leader, tell me!"

Hao Chengbin raised his legs and said with a smile: "Back then, just after we left the team, we encountered a serious car accident on the highway!"

"Oh?" Zhao Bing, who was studying the retractable function of the folding horse, also turned his head and began to laugh.

"The big truck in the front rolled over, and a car rear-end was behind it. The big truck was okay, but the car...was miserable! It was directly pierced by the steel rod of the truck...on the head! When we go, let us take the dead from the Get it out of the car! You have to get the steel brazing out!
The steel drill was sawed off, and when it was pulled out, the brains burst out from the wound and nostrils!Do you know what color the brain is?Not green!It's gray and gray!Bring a little yellow!And there’s blood…”

Hao Chengbin spoke so vividly that some people already frowned.

"...Later we were out of the police force, and the instructor took us to search several streets and found a stall! Tofu bread! Oh, the color is so similar! Add some chili oil! Mix it up, stir it up... The recruits must eat it Two bowls! I will never forget it in my life!"

(_..)...

The more associations a group of recruits get, the more dignified their expressions become.

"That's right! You guys are scrambling to eat that mapo tofu today! If the minced meat in it is raw, if you stir it, it should be almost the same! It's more like tofu nao!"

Yue Tao was the first to stick out his tongue and say "yue", while Peng Yingqirui stood up covering her mouth with a strange expression.

"Squad leader, I'm going to the bathroom!"

Hao Chengbin got up and grabbed him violently, and dealt the final blow to the still rational recruit.

"If you want to vomit, just vomit here! There is a trash can! You vomited all noodles this morning, right? There are also eggs and so on! I didn't eat much at noon! Let's see what else you can vomit. Everyone visit and watch! See if there are any snacks stolen!"

Fuck, memory kill.

Fang Huai couldn't hold back, and rolled his eyes, feeling his throat being held back.

Now everyone started to cry.

(End of this chapter)