They were all reborn and became firefighters again?

Chapter 351 The Cake King Appears?

“Your mother, dominatrix, pick up the fork and stab it everywhere!

“Your dad, Batman, is flying in the sky and crawling on the ground!

"You mother-in-law, Contra, pick up the pole and snatch it everywhere!

"You guys, the fly swatter will cause your baby's brain to bleed!"

One child ran after another child, and another one came selling roasted yams.

"Buy yams (yuo), buy iron bar yams, stew chicken, stew duck, stew pig's feet (jio), nourish the liver and kidneys and nourish the brain (ko)! Children eat it to get into college (xio), beauties don't need to wear facial masks, and the elderly eat it Eat and ride a motorcycle.”

"Buy watermelon, it's so sweet that you can turn it into sand, it's so sweet that it can turn into dregs, it's so sweet that you can pick it apart, it's so sweet that you can pick it apart!"

"Watch the arrivals and departures. If you want to buy or sell, here is the last day of the big sale. If you come back tomorrow, who is still here?"

Le, Dou is Chengdu.

A place where everyone has to take the postgraduate entrance examination.

There are always double bets and triple bets. The jingles here are so fierce that they are criticized.

Fang Huai looked at the sunset on the horizon, thinking about what to do.

It’s hard to buy air tickets these days, and I only started making online reservations this year. When I arrived at the airport, I saw a long queue at the ticket office, so I took a taxi to a nearby Internet cafe to buy them.

Fortunately, today is a work day, so the air tickets are not tight, and Fang Huai often used bank cards to buy game points in his previous life. The ATM card his parents gave him has online banking, otherwise he would have to take the train today.

After arriving, we searched for a hotel to put our bags and spent a long time before arriving here at lunch time.

The entrance to Sichuan Yinwuhou Campus is still very lively.

There are quite a lot of luxury cars, and those waiting at the door are mostly coquettish young people. The capable old men will not wait. They make an appointment for a meal, basically arrive on time, pick up the person and leave.

It can only be said that at the door of all major art colleges, there are some old perverts who want to be free taxis.

Fortunately, these cars can only wait for people at the door. Otherwise, Fang Huai might have to think about how to sponsor the school to help them repair the door.

Moreover, these people who are waiting aimlessly are actually waiting for no one. Some cars have a little discoloration on the front of the car. At first glance, they are old employees of the leasing company who are getting married.

Maybe a girl will encounter the car of her scumbag ex-boyfriend on the side of the road, and the car will be covered in paint, only to find out that the person driving the car doesn’t recognize the car.

Fang Huai originally planned to visit the campus before looking for Brother Yang.

As a result, don't tell me, don't tell me, this school is just like what Brother Yang said. There is no wandering at all. Just standing at the school gate and taking a step back, you can almost see the whole campus.

Wuhou Yilu is well-deserved for its land area. When he was booking a flight at the Internet cafe, he checked and found that Sichuan Yin Campus covers an area of ​​more than 1200 acres. The words were written in big letters, but there was a line of small letters below: Wuhou Campus (Headquarters) covers an area of ​​​​120 acres. More than acres.

At the main campus, we didn’t even get a cent.

Fang Huai was somewhat nervous.

A high school student with a hairy head never expected that a college would have any connection with him.

Now, I am also Sichuan Yin's son-in-law.

He didn't even say that he would issue me a college son-in-law certificate.

However, the casual clothes he wore were the same as those of the students who went in. No one seemed to stop him, and it didn't matter whether he was certified or not.

Fang Huai thought, and walked leisurely into the school behind a boy who crossed the street and entered the school gate.

"Hey, hey, stand up." A middle-aged security guard in his forties or fifties shouted at the gate.

Fang Huai didn't squint his eyes.

It was definitely not me who was shouting, it was probably the three-wheeler behind me.

"Young man, stand up! Can't you hear Ann? The one with the shovel head!"

At this time, Fang Huai couldn't bear it anymore and turned around.

"Uncle, what I call a round short inch! What is a shovel head? Don't talk nonsense!"

"Which one is the uncle?" The security guard was not convinced and even touched the thick black stubble on his face.

Fang Huai also touched the round part of his hair that the lady at the barbershop had once said was beautiful.

The two men glared at each other out of pride.

"Which unit are you from?" The security guard finally spoke with confidence.

Fang Huai felt a little guilty, but he didn't dare to tell lies for fear of being asked and embarrassed.

"Hey, next door, fire brigade!"

The security guard looked around: "Which one is next door?"

Fang Huai:......

……

Security room.

Fang Huai took his soldier's ID card and registered speechlessly.

The security guard held a cup of tea and smacked his lips: "Tsk tsk! I'm just telling you, you're a baby. Your upper body is sloppy when you walk. You can't be a student at first sight! If you're a soldier, then you're old!"

But your neighbor is a bit far apart! "

Fang Huai said in a somewhat speechless manner: "Why not next door? I came to provide reinforcements during the earthquake last month! It takes eight or nine hours to reach Chengdu by car!"

"Hey!" The security guard put down his tea cup: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? This book, the red book issued for the earthquake, did you bring it with you?"

Fang Huai was stunned for a long time, and finally remembered that he was probably talking about the commemorative certificate for participating in disaster relief.

"That thing, why do you carry it with you?"

"Tsk, take that certificate and you can go anywhere in Sichuan! The scenic spots are free! I'm sure no one will stop you! Okay, okay! No need to register! Go in!"

The security guard said, touched his pocket again, and handed him a cigarette.

Fang Huai wanted to say no, but seeing that the box of Hongtashan he handed over cost five yuan a box, he accepted it anyway.

It's hard to say no to cheap cigarettes. If you say you don't smoke, people will think you think they are bad smokers.

"Thank you!" Fang Huai waved his hand.

The security guard insisted: "Bring the certificate with you when you come back to Sichuan! It will be useful wherever you go!"

Fang Huai smiled and did not answer.

The people of Sichuan remembered this love and wanted to repay it, but no one wanted them to repay it.

At a disadvantage at the door, Fang Huai tried his best to keep his posture as casual as possible, but before taking two steps, he unconsciously started to stand up again.

Sichuan Sound is indeed not big. Fang Huai's previous middle school had more than 300 acres, but here it is 120 acres, as you can imagine. If you light up the cigarette in your hand, you can complete a full circle.

However, I walked around Shangmeiyuan (girls dormitory) and the cafeteria twice, but no one was there.

In desperation, I took out my mobile phone and called Brother Yang. Suddenly I saw a figure among the girls, who was walking towards the girls' dormitory.

Yang Shaoqing seemed to be doing some activities today. She was wearing a knee-length white skirt and high heels. The girl next to her was about 1.6 meters tall, but she looked very short next to her.

He quickly cut off the phone and followed with a smile.

Yang Shaoqing picked up the vibrating phone, took a look at it, and slowed down.

The girls next to me also came up to watch.

"Hey, your vampire boyfriend who only appears when the sun goes down has actually appeared! Has he found his light-proof ring?"

Young Master Yang, who was gentle and gentle just now, became anxious when he heard these words.

"No way! He will also call at noon, okay!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. He is a heroic warrior and cannot be slandered! Today, in the midst of the vast sea of ​​fire, I finally made a phone call to express my condolences to our little Qingqing. How are you, Qingqing? I'm very busy~ But , I will take the time to miss you~"

The girl raised her hands and started acting like she was reciting a poem.

At this moment, the four or five girls next to them also burst out with artistic bacteria, covering their chests and speaking with emotion.

"Ah, my dear hero, don't worry about me, I will watch you from the top of Tanggula Mountain and the promontory of Bohai Sea!"

"No, my love, I don't want, I don't want you waiting for me there. The mountain wind of Tanggula Mountain will dry your eyes, the waves of Bohai Sea will erode your skin, you are in Xishuangbanna, the tree I built for you Wait for me in the house! When the sea dries up, when the rocks rot, and when there are no more disasters in the motherland, I will come and marry you!"

Fang Huai's face twitched when he heard this.

The insults are one sentence after another. Doesn’t this just mean that I am the King of Cake?

Yang Shaoqing was already anxious. He pulled a leader and was about to fight to the death. A standard translation accent came from behind.

"Oh my God, this is so surprising. You are a bunch of arrogant girls. Stop your rude behavior. It's rude. Oh my God, you are such a bunch of...stupid woodchucks."

That accent, without ten years of movie-watching experience, it would be impossible for him to express such an unworthy accent.

Fang Huai really wanted to curse, but considering that these might be Yang Shaoqing's best friends, he still used a more civilized way.

Yang Shaoqing turned back, his eyebrows dazed.

Today's classmate Xiao Yang's skin is as white and tender as swept snow. When she found Fang Huai, the stars in Kazilan's big eyes seemed to twinkle, but she blinked cutely, a little unsure.

He, he, at that moment, I really wanted him to show up,

The girls next to them were sure that Fang Huai was staring at them, and quickly pulled Yang Shaoqing back, as if to guard against perversion.

"Who are you? Which department are you from?"

"You're the stupid groundhog! You're a pervert when you eavesdrop on other people's conversations!"

Fang Huai chuckled and said, "My beloved hero just now has become a pervert. Your aesthetics have changed so quickly."

The bright white figure pounced on him, without even calling his name.

Don’t ask about the main one.

"Hey, hey, skirt!" When Fang Huai picked up Yang Shaoqing, he felt some pain in his feet, but he quickly reached out to cover the hem of her skirt.

Damn, I thought too much, there are safety pants inside.

"Stinky turtle! Why are you here?"

There was a cry in Yang Shaoqing's words, and he didn't seem to be prepared to answer. As soon as he buried his head, his pink mouth gave Fang Huai a bite on the shoulder.

Fang Huai took a deep breath and held back from shouting.

This time, my feet don't hurt much anymore.

Feeling that Yang Shaoqing's face buried in his shoulder was a little moist, at this moment, he was very happy and threw away the blue note.

If Brother Yang doesn't find out that he is drinking beer in Chongqing, it will definitely be a life or death situation.

have no idea? impossible.

Friends are a circle.

These days, mobile phones are available for taking photos, so it is possible for her to see her photos from any QQ space.

It's a pity that my circle of friends still don't know that the goddess they may have even dreamed of is in their arms.

A girl opposite said: "Are you the vampire?!"

Fang Huai hugged Yang Shaoqing's long legs that were longer than his life. When he saw the frightened and envious eyes of a buddy passing by, he felt happy and didn't want to care about it anymore.

"If you remove the gas canister from your mouth, I'll treat you to a meal."

After that, seeing no reaction from them, he added:

"Whatever is expensive is what you eat."

In fact, it is not difficult to make a girl have stars in her eyes.

Everyone here has it.

The girls were still a little wary and put forward conditions first.

"I want to eat hot pot!"

Fang Huai smiled and said, "That's it?"

“Steak steak! French food!”

Fang Huai still smiled: "That's it?"

"Japanese food! A new Japanese food buffet recently opened. It's very expensive! It costs more than 300 per person!"

Fang Huai leaned back and looked at Yang Shaoqing.

"What do you want to eat?"

Yang Shaoqing bit Fang Huai without letting go and had already eaten it.

"Then let's have spicy hot pot." Fang Huai set the tone.

"Tch...not sincere!" The girls were all disgusted.

Fang Huai smiled: "Steak for the current course, Japanese food for dinner, and spicy hotpot for late night snacks. I must completely shut your mouths today."

The people opposite are worthy of being art students, and they all change their faces in Sichuan Opera.

"yeah!!"

(End of this chapter)