They were all reborn and became firefighters again?
Chapter 52 A Bowl of Mutton Flour Retired Soldiers
Chapter 52
After the surgical examination, most of them had a bad complexion.
Sitting outside, Fang Huai looked at the faces of everyone who came out with a little ugly face, and he wanted to laugh.
When he was in front of Fang Huai just now, one eye was wide open and the other half open.
Fang Huai was almost pressured and kicked out.
Then the old man said the conclusion: "Young man, it's a bit asymmetrical..."
It made everyone laugh.
Fang Huai gritted his teeth when he heard this, and wanted the old man to take it off and check it for him, but he didn't believe it was symmetrical!
The recruit next to Fang Huai was even more exaggerated. He almost became a one-eyed dragon with puzzled eyes.
It's just that when checking the anus this time, the doctors were more cautious, obviously not as close as the first military inspection.
Everyone knows that everyone took a shower during the military inspection, but the shower environment in the new corps... was not so good.
When Yue Tao came out, he seemed to have a terminal illness.
Sitting next to Fang Huai with a mournful face: "It's over,
He also said that the function may be affected in the future!What to do!I'm still a bitch! "
Fang Huai was speechless: "You look like this, why worry about this?"
After that, he patted Yue Tao on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't worry, you will probably be a virgin all your life.
"Fang Huai! Whis your father!"
Yue Tao was about to come over and pat Fang Huai on the head, and Fang Huai also intended to test his nerves. Every time Yue Tao reached out, Fang Huai raised his hand to block it. After a few strokes, Yue Tao was shocked.
"Damn it, you react so quickly!"
Fang Huai didn't bother to talk to him, but just looked around at the nurses around him.
Young female doctors are not spared either.
Old, middle-aged and young.
Forget about being old.
Each has its own beauty!
Don't soak it, see if it's okay?
When Yue Tao saw him like this, he wanted to say that he was old, but when he thought of himself, he wept again.
"It's over... the happiness in this life is over."
Fang Huai patted Yue Tao's shoulder again and smiled.
"Don't worry, you've earned it, your trip is not in vain!
When you get off the team, just take your medical book to a nearby top-level hospital. The surgery is free. Just don't laugh after the surgery. Your personality is prone to laughter... Also, don't look at porn. "
"Three groups, all come out! Follow me to the internal medicine department!"
Instructor Liang Longhui, who just showed up in the past two days, walked out of a department, stood in the rest area of the hall and began to code people.
When everyone stood up, Liang Longhui looked at everyone with a serious face.
"You didn't have anything to eat this morning, did you?"
No one spoke.
"There are already two problems in a row. If you have eaten or made some small movements, it is still too late, and you can follow the re-examination in three days!
Once major problems are discovered, they will be removed!Don't joke with your future! "
As soon as this was said, someone said curiously: "Instructor, what are you talking about!"
Liang Longhui obviously didn't like to joke around, so he said with a straight face, "Don't inquire! As long as you have nothing to do! If you have any problems, report them immediately!"
Someone below immediately curled their lips: "What are you pulling on? It's just one more star. It's not Zhenglian... Wang Lian is better."
Fang Huai could not help but smile.
You don't need to ask him to know what's going on.
There is a particularly famous delicacy in Guizhou - mutton powder.
During their year, two recruits had been wanting to go home. When they heard about this, they secretly hid the money. In the morning, when the hospital was in chaos, they sneaked into a mutton noodle shop in a small alley, and each of them took a few bites.
I don’t know the reason for the result. The blood test, liver function test, and gastrointestinal tract results showed no abnormalities, but the urine test was positive.
Just because there is no abnormality, it is scary if the urine test is positive.
What does a positive urine test mean for military medical examinations or recruits?
The team set up a special investigation team on the same day.
If the two soldiers hadn't explained the reason clearly later, and brought the investigation team to the mutton noodle shop to prove the situation, the regiment leaders would have suffered.
In the end, the two soldiers returned, but I heard that the owner of the mutton noodle shop was a weirdo and was fined more than 2 yuan. He also put up a sign behind him saying "Military inspectors are not allowed to enter" and was reported to the Consumers Association. up.
The later development of this boss was widely concerned by fire officers and soldiers, saying that he had gone to sell medical masks to others.
I don't know if I made any money.
……
There are a lot of people for the physical examination today. Except for some inspection items that must be prioritized, everyone finds a department and queues up.
When we arrived at the internal medicine department, Hao Chengbin was already waiting at the door.
Wang Jian is also there.
"Has Fang Huai arrived?" Hao Chengbin asked loudly.
Hao Chengbin is an old sergeant. He was not assigned the task of leading the team today and could rest outside. He came specifically to see Fang Huai's ECG and ultrasound.
Liang Longhui, who was walking in front, heard the name sounded familiar and looked back.
Fang Huai who was behind also heard it, stood behind and waved.
"I'm here, monitor!"
When Hao Chengbin saw him coming, he received another ECG.
Fang Huai wanted to laugh. Old Hao probably really thought there was something wrong with him and came here to say hello to the doctor.
He is a third-rank non-commissioned officer. The doctors here are all old military officers, and they are not in the same system. Who cares about him!
However, when I came for a re-inspection today, it seemed that each person did not make a separate list of the inspection results. Instead, the team leader had a sheet in his hand and was responsible for transcribing various data. Maybe some results can really be corrected.
The hospital probably turned a blind eye. As long as the problem was not too serious, it would ask each medical examination unit to take the form back to compare the health standards and the data of various recruits, and each unit would make its own decision.
If you feel you can get it, keep it.
Therefore, a re-inspection was arranged three days later. The soldiers who came back then would have more or less problems.
Liang Longhui in front looked at Wang Jian and asked.
"Didn't Lao Hao not lead the team? Why did he come?"
Wang Jian raised his head in the direction of Fang Huai behind him and said with a smile: "The deputy monitor of their class may have a little heart problem. He wants to come and take a look."
"If you have a heart problem, you can still be the deputy squad leader?" Liang Longhui frowned, then thought of something, and said suddenly.
"Oh! It's just the one that got dizzy from doing push-ups, right?"
"Yes! The chief of staff also came that morning. I called you specifically to call you back. You didn't answer until I called several times! You didn't ask for leave at the time, but luckily you didn't even come to check the post!"
Liang Longhui gave a "tsk", and said with a guilty expression: "Thank you for your hard work, you can rest later, and I will do the work of the company."
Wang Jian waved his hand: "Forget it, this guy is lucky to be here during this period of time. He has good computer skills, and he helped Huang Yi with the documentation. The rest is all about blowing the whistle and leading the team to meetings. You have never led a soldier before, so get familiar with it first."
"Oh?" Liang Longhui said, then looked back at Fang Huai, shook his head and smiled.
"It's a pity that the company commander of our squadron doesn't want to lead the troops with me. He is really a top soldier in all aspects, with top-notch communication and computer skills. He has also studied equipment technician. If he comes, all the work in our company will be ruined." Don’t worry, we won’t even have to call in these new recruits now, there are no tigers in the mountains.”
Liang Longhui's words were considered a map cannon. Being born in a big city, he still somewhat looked down upon these veterans who only knew how to work on their physical fitness.
Physical fitness is not to be neglected, but only those who develop in an all-round way are called talents.
Wang Jian smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I see, you have mentioned it several times, I have heard of that series, are you going to special service?"
When Liang Longhui heard this, he suddenly felt a little regretful and said: "Yes, our Zhongshan Squadron only trains talents for the special service. If we train only one, we will poach them, and it will be difficult to lead the soldiers!"
"Aren't you going to dig some back in the company this time?" Wang Jian asked tentatively.
Liang Longhui raised his eyebrows: "What's there to dig? Those non-commissioned officers in Liupanshui, Xiang Zhiyuan belong to our squadron, and the others are all average."
"I said recruits."
"Then there's nothing to dig. What can the recruits see in three months? It's what they get. The training of the non-commissioned officer team is more important. These recruits can't be useful. They just clean up when they leave the team. To do chores, the real main force must be a non-commissioned officer!"
Liang Longhui looked disdainful.
Wang Jian was very satisfied with seeing it, and quickly filled up his words.
"Then it's settled! Don't argue with me! Otherwise you'll be sorry for the shift I helped you with!"
Liang Longhui waved his hand: "Don't fight, don't fight, you are the only ones who value it. I can see that you and Hao Chengbin are staring at that Fang Huai, right? Don't worry, I don't like it!"
The pride in the words almost spilled out of the hospital.
……
After waiting in line for more than an hour, the internal medical examination was completed.
During the ECG check, the doctor finished connecting all kinds of wires to the limbs and chest. Fang Huai was really itchy. After scratching it twice, the doctor told Fang Huai not to move and to breathe steadily.
Hao Chengbin also took this opportunity to come in, stood outside the curtain, waiting to see the result, and reminded Fang Huai.
"Breathe slowly, otherwise it will affect the test results!"
The doctor sat down and looked at it for a while, couldn't help frowning, and murmured.
"This P wave (atrial contraction) and QRS wave (ventricular contraction)...how is it so stable?"
I couldn't help but look at it for a while. The more I looked, the more surprised I became. I turned around and said to Fang Huai.
"Have you... had surgery on your heart?"
Fang Huai shook his head, also a little curious, what's the difference in the system-modified heart?
Hao Chengbin outside became nervous when he heard it, and leaned his head over and asked, "Doctor, is there something wrong?"
The doctor turned around and saw that it was an old sergeant, so he replied: "Ah...no problem, very healthy! It's just that the beating is a bit slow...it's normal, very stable, very stable!"
The longer the doctor checked, the more incredible he felt.
Is the machine broken?
The heart rate has not fluctuated, and has remained at 60, which is the first time she has seen it!
(End of this chapter)
After the surgical examination, most of them had a bad complexion.
Sitting outside, Fang Huai looked at the faces of everyone who came out with a little ugly face, and he wanted to laugh.
When he was in front of Fang Huai just now, one eye was wide open and the other half open.
Fang Huai was almost pressured and kicked out.
Then the old man said the conclusion: "Young man, it's a bit asymmetrical..."
It made everyone laugh.
Fang Huai gritted his teeth when he heard this, and wanted the old man to take it off and check it for him, but he didn't believe it was symmetrical!
The recruit next to Fang Huai was even more exaggerated. He almost became a one-eyed dragon with puzzled eyes.
It's just that when checking the anus this time, the doctors were more cautious, obviously not as close as the first military inspection.
Everyone knows that everyone took a shower during the military inspection, but the shower environment in the new corps... was not so good.
When Yue Tao came out, he seemed to have a terminal illness.
Sitting next to Fang Huai with a mournful face: "It's over,
He also said that the function may be affected in the future!What to do!I'm still a bitch! "
Fang Huai was speechless: "You look like this, why worry about this?"
After that, he patted Yue Tao on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't worry, you will probably be a virgin all your life.
"Fang Huai! Whis your father!"
Yue Tao was about to come over and pat Fang Huai on the head, and Fang Huai also intended to test his nerves. Every time Yue Tao reached out, Fang Huai raised his hand to block it. After a few strokes, Yue Tao was shocked.
"Damn it, you react so quickly!"
Fang Huai didn't bother to talk to him, but just looked around at the nurses around him.
Young female doctors are not spared either.
Old, middle-aged and young.
Forget about being old.
Each has its own beauty!
Don't soak it, see if it's okay?
When Yue Tao saw him like this, he wanted to say that he was old, but when he thought of himself, he wept again.
"It's over... the happiness in this life is over."
Fang Huai patted Yue Tao's shoulder again and smiled.
"Don't worry, you've earned it, your trip is not in vain!
When you get off the team, just take your medical book to a nearby top-level hospital. The surgery is free. Just don't laugh after the surgery. Your personality is prone to laughter... Also, don't look at porn. "
"Three groups, all come out! Follow me to the internal medicine department!"
Instructor Liang Longhui, who just showed up in the past two days, walked out of a department, stood in the rest area of the hall and began to code people.
When everyone stood up, Liang Longhui looked at everyone with a serious face.
"You didn't have anything to eat this morning, did you?"
No one spoke.
"There are already two problems in a row. If you have eaten or made some small movements, it is still too late, and you can follow the re-examination in three days!
Once major problems are discovered, they will be removed!Don't joke with your future! "
As soon as this was said, someone said curiously: "Instructor, what are you talking about!"
Liang Longhui obviously didn't like to joke around, so he said with a straight face, "Don't inquire! As long as you have nothing to do! If you have any problems, report them immediately!"
Someone below immediately curled their lips: "What are you pulling on? It's just one more star. It's not Zhenglian... Wang Lian is better."
Fang Huai could not help but smile.
You don't need to ask him to know what's going on.
There is a particularly famous delicacy in Guizhou - mutton powder.
During their year, two recruits had been wanting to go home. When they heard about this, they secretly hid the money. In the morning, when the hospital was in chaos, they sneaked into a mutton noodle shop in a small alley, and each of them took a few bites.
I don’t know the reason for the result. The blood test, liver function test, and gastrointestinal tract results showed no abnormalities, but the urine test was positive.
Just because there is no abnormality, it is scary if the urine test is positive.
What does a positive urine test mean for military medical examinations or recruits?
The team set up a special investigation team on the same day.
If the two soldiers hadn't explained the reason clearly later, and brought the investigation team to the mutton noodle shop to prove the situation, the regiment leaders would have suffered.
In the end, the two soldiers returned, but I heard that the owner of the mutton noodle shop was a weirdo and was fined more than 2 yuan. He also put up a sign behind him saying "Military inspectors are not allowed to enter" and was reported to the Consumers Association. up.
The later development of this boss was widely concerned by fire officers and soldiers, saying that he had gone to sell medical masks to others.
I don't know if I made any money.
……
There are a lot of people for the physical examination today. Except for some inspection items that must be prioritized, everyone finds a department and queues up.
When we arrived at the internal medicine department, Hao Chengbin was already waiting at the door.
Wang Jian is also there.
"Has Fang Huai arrived?" Hao Chengbin asked loudly.
Hao Chengbin is an old sergeant. He was not assigned the task of leading the team today and could rest outside. He came specifically to see Fang Huai's ECG and ultrasound.
Liang Longhui, who was walking in front, heard the name sounded familiar and looked back.
Fang Huai who was behind also heard it, stood behind and waved.
"I'm here, monitor!"
When Hao Chengbin saw him coming, he received another ECG.
Fang Huai wanted to laugh. Old Hao probably really thought there was something wrong with him and came here to say hello to the doctor.
He is a third-rank non-commissioned officer. The doctors here are all old military officers, and they are not in the same system. Who cares about him!
However, when I came for a re-inspection today, it seemed that each person did not make a separate list of the inspection results. Instead, the team leader had a sheet in his hand and was responsible for transcribing various data. Maybe some results can really be corrected.
The hospital probably turned a blind eye. As long as the problem was not too serious, it would ask each medical examination unit to take the form back to compare the health standards and the data of various recruits, and each unit would make its own decision.
If you feel you can get it, keep it.
Therefore, a re-inspection was arranged three days later. The soldiers who came back then would have more or less problems.
Liang Longhui in front looked at Wang Jian and asked.
"Didn't Lao Hao not lead the team? Why did he come?"
Wang Jian raised his head in the direction of Fang Huai behind him and said with a smile: "The deputy monitor of their class may have a little heart problem. He wants to come and take a look."
"If you have a heart problem, you can still be the deputy squad leader?" Liang Longhui frowned, then thought of something, and said suddenly.
"Oh! It's just the one that got dizzy from doing push-ups, right?"
"Yes! The chief of staff also came that morning. I called you specifically to call you back. You didn't answer until I called several times! You didn't ask for leave at the time, but luckily you didn't even come to check the post!"
Liang Longhui gave a "tsk", and said with a guilty expression: "Thank you for your hard work, you can rest later, and I will do the work of the company."
Wang Jian waved his hand: "Forget it, this guy is lucky to be here during this period of time. He has good computer skills, and he helped Huang Yi with the documentation. The rest is all about blowing the whistle and leading the team to meetings. You have never led a soldier before, so get familiar with it first."
"Oh?" Liang Longhui said, then looked back at Fang Huai, shook his head and smiled.
"It's a pity that the company commander of our squadron doesn't want to lead the troops with me. He is really a top soldier in all aspects, with top-notch communication and computer skills. He has also studied equipment technician. If he comes, all the work in our company will be ruined." Don’t worry, we won’t even have to call in these new recruits now, there are no tigers in the mountains.”
Liang Longhui's words were considered a map cannon. Being born in a big city, he still somewhat looked down upon these veterans who only knew how to work on their physical fitness.
Physical fitness is not to be neglected, but only those who develop in an all-round way are called talents.
Wang Jian smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I see, you have mentioned it several times, I have heard of that series, are you going to special service?"
When Liang Longhui heard this, he suddenly felt a little regretful and said: "Yes, our Zhongshan Squadron only trains talents for the special service. If we train only one, we will poach them, and it will be difficult to lead the soldiers!"
"Aren't you going to dig some back in the company this time?" Wang Jian asked tentatively.
Liang Longhui raised his eyebrows: "What's there to dig? Those non-commissioned officers in Liupanshui, Xiang Zhiyuan belong to our squadron, and the others are all average."
"I said recruits."
"Then there's nothing to dig. What can the recruits see in three months? It's what they get. The training of the non-commissioned officer team is more important. These recruits can't be useful. They just clean up when they leave the team. To do chores, the real main force must be a non-commissioned officer!"
Liang Longhui looked disdainful.
Wang Jian was very satisfied with seeing it, and quickly filled up his words.
"Then it's settled! Don't argue with me! Otherwise you'll be sorry for the shift I helped you with!"
Liang Longhui waved his hand: "Don't fight, don't fight, you are the only ones who value it. I can see that you and Hao Chengbin are staring at that Fang Huai, right? Don't worry, I don't like it!"
The pride in the words almost spilled out of the hospital.
……
After waiting in line for more than an hour, the internal medical examination was completed.
During the ECG check, the doctor finished connecting all kinds of wires to the limbs and chest. Fang Huai was really itchy. After scratching it twice, the doctor told Fang Huai not to move and to breathe steadily.
Hao Chengbin also took this opportunity to come in, stood outside the curtain, waiting to see the result, and reminded Fang Huai.
"Breathe slowly, otherwise it will affect the test results!"
The doctor sat down and looked at it for a while, couldn't help frowning, and murmured.
"This P wave (atrial contraction) and QRS wave (ventricular contraction)...how is it so stable?"
I couldn't help but look at it for a while. The more I looked, the more surprised I became. I turned around and said to Fang Huai.
"Have you... had surgery on your heart?"
Fang Huai shook his head, also a little curious, what's the difference in the system-modified heart?
Hao Chengbin outside became nervous when he heard it, and leaned his head over and asked, "Doctor, is there something wrong?"
The doctor turned around and saw that it was an old sergeant, so he replied: "Ah...no problem, very healthy! It's just that the beating is a bit slow...it's normal, very stable, very stable!"
The longer the doctor checked, the more incredible he felt.
Is the machine broken?
The heart rate has not fluctuated, and has remained at 60, which is the first time she has seen it!
(End of this chapter)
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