Xueba also wants to fall in love

The girl next to me who collects money with a smile like an insurance salesman is called Reimu Hakurei, a member of my direct lineage in the student union, and one of the safflower twin sticks.She can't usually see it, but if money is used as a fuel for combustion, her rotten body due to lack of integrity will display the terrifying fighting power of a fourth-generation Super Saiyan.

It can be said that if the small group with astonishing fighting power collectively resists and pays the fine, then without Billy's help, the witch of the Hakurei Shrine can bring them all to the ground in the name of Tianzhu.

It is said that she went to China as an exchange student for a period of time. After occasionally witnessing the secret operations of China's special unconventional combat troops with the world's largest combat effectiveness, her unambitious personality changed a little bit, and after going through After untold hardships and by coincidence, he finally became a member of the black organization of the world's urban security management force - urban management for short.

It is also for this reason that she was able to enter Tianqi High School through special recruitment. As one of the few people who know the horror of Hakurei Reimu, I certainly want to recruit this powerful thug.So, there has never been an impenetrable fortress in the world. After careful analysis and layout, and after several closed doors, I finally went to a remote mountain on the eastern outskirts of the city in front of a shrine that no one cares about. Found Hakurei Reimu, whose business was not very prosperous.When I put 10 yuan of Tianchao Ruanmei coins—attention, Tianchao’s Ruanmei coins—into the shiny but empty cash box, I knew it was done.

Sure enough, it was exactly as I expected... Ahem, I stopped Hakurei Reimu who tearfully took out pieces of s.m equipment from a small box in a corner of the shrine with a heroic face, and took out a piece of paper with a smile. contract.Immediately, a certain guy in a witch's costume with bare armpits was dazzled by the five zeros of "annual salary of [-]", and did not notice the "thousand times liquidated damages" stated later. I didn’t even read it, my god, I just wanted to make a joke with her at the time... The real employment contract is still in my bag, this is just my personal interest...

Well, it was actually a slave contract that I drew up in my free time. With the idea of ​​testing whether the loss of integrity would make people become brainless and insane, I showed this thing to the witch, unexpectedly...

Hakurei Reimu bit his finger and pressed the bloody handprint on the contract with lightning speed, so fast that my brain didn't even react. When I subtly signaled Hakurei Reimu to pay attention to the content...

"When my master is thirsty, I will offer my blood. When my master is hungry, I will offer my flesh. I will redeem my master's sins. I will make up for my master's faults. I will bear my master's karma. I will bear my master's plague. I will dedicate everything to my master. I dedicate everything to the master, as a guard with the master, happy with the master's joy, sad with the master's sorrow, as a sentinel with the master, the master's tiredness is supported by the whole body... I don't feel anything except the master, except Want nothing but the master, want nothing but the master, think nothing but the master, cannot sleep without the master's permission, cannot breathe without the master's permission, obey the master's words unconditionally, willing to be the master's lowly slave ——I swear here." When Hakurei Reimu slowly read the entire content of the contract... Well, from her expression, I saw the scenery of heaven and hell.

It is a kind of empty eyes after being completely damaged or collapsed, which makes people feel palpitations. I have lived (ghost animal) for 16 years, and I have experienced many battles. This is the first time I have played with such a toy that is easily damaged. .

...I, who can write such things, must have a devil living in my heart.

But the terrible thing is yet to come.After Hakurei Reimu pressed the blood handprint, I quickly analyzed in my head the fifteen possible reactions that Hakurei Reimu might adopt and my coping methods, such as how should I continue to play when she wants to play tricks, for example, if she wants to How should I continue playing when killing people, for example, how should I continue playing when she wants to destroy evidence...

But Hakurei Reimu kept changing his expression at the speed of a top con artist, and finally asked me with a sincere and apprehensive expression: "Hey, after signing the contract, the salary will still be paid, and will not be deducted in various names, no There will be a lot of charges..."

"..." At this moment, the usual calm Xueba had the urge to roar, does it matter if your rhythm is okay!

... This shrine maiden who can ignore morality without hesitation, also has a devil living in her heart.

Then, under the eyes of Hakurei Reimu, "You can fulfill your rights and contracts as you want, but remember that your salary must be paid every year", I officially identified Hakurei Reimu as one of my direct cabinet members, and Facts have also proved to me the correctness of the original decision-making. Whether it is suppressing riots or growing the economy, Hakurei Reimu is unexpectedly good at it.

...Although in the face of brawls and riots, her methods have always been swearing, punching and fines.

...although at every cabinet meeting she was jumping up and down encouraging me to levy taxes in schools.For example, the winners in life are taxed according to the head of the harem, for example, handsome men are taxed according to their popularity, and local tyrants are taxed according to their pocket money...

To sum up, because the shrine is located in a desolate place, its popularity is low and its management is ineffective, Hakurei Reimu lives a hard life all year round.Years of financial constraints have left her in a state of extreme poverty, and she will do anything for money—at least that's what I think.

And I will continue to give her some sweets, such as collecting fines, I usually turn a blind eye to let Reimu put them into my pocket-there is no problem with the student union's accounts , only the activity funds specially allocated by the school will be kept by the finance department and listed in detail. No one will care about these purely extra money flows. Fines... Anyway, the objects of fines are only those who always cause The rioting bastards, the student union and the bastards have reached a tacit consensus that these bastards will not mention the flow of those fines, and the student union will only suppress and destroy them, and will not touch their files.

Cough cough, it’s a long way to go, usually based on my experience, it’s not a good idea to feed Reimu too much at one time, give out bonuses every now and then, treat her to a big meal, and occasionally make an extra lunch for her What the hell... Then she will gradually develop a sense of dependence on me, and engrave the idea of ​​"following the dragon god and have meat" on her soul, and make obedience to me an instinct. Squeeze her fighting power and let her display the greatest subjective initiative.

This is my experience guide for domesticating this creature named Jiecao Reimu. If friends are domesticating hounds or labor-type livestock for work, the above experience can also be used universally.

I kept saying goodbye to the departing club members, and while looking at Hakurei Reimu, who was counting money and money, I narrowed my eyes slightly.We didn't go into details about the slave contract, but it does exist. If you look carefully, this guy can be regarded as a rare beautiful girl, but she is a little less frugal...

Forget it...

If you want to fall in love with her, it's better to go to Amakusa Xiao, after all, there is no limit and there is no lower limit, it is still different when you go deeper.In comparison, the latter is sure to be more reassuring. For the former, I have to make a meat beep.