Xueba also wants to fall in love

In this school, from the principal to the teachers to the students, there is no one with integrity, and they are all pathologically disabled patients with integrity.

The teacher beats the teacher, the teacher beats the student, the student beats the teacher, the student beats the student, the student council president beats the principal... Uh, the last one doesn't count, I have always believed that His Highness Long Shencheng, the messenger of love and justice, is against the dead pool water madman Chuan Shen, the old thief The attack is legal.

It's nice that our school...is still going through the day and not getting blown up.

Early this morning, after sending off Teacher Cirno, I sat at the desk as usual, crossed my chin with my hands, and listened to Mr. Heitong Magic Mirror’s report. One central idea is that a small group of academy reactionaries launched terrorist attacks or armed conflicts...

"Yesterday afternoon, at the Yangquan restaurant in the No. [-] restaurant of the academy, Mr. Emiya Kiritsugu from the morality group had an argument with Mr. Kotomine Kirei from the physical education group. They started a fight under the instigation and onlookers of other teachers." Hei Tongmo Mr. Jing reported to me with a troubled expression, "The final result is... Teacher Yanfeng put a plate of mapo tofu on Teacher Wei Gong's face, and Teacher Wei Gong jumped at him-but this kind of waste of food As a result, Li Huazuo, another mapo tofu fanatic, was dissatisfied and attacked Mr. Yanfeng. In addition, Mr. Wei Gong Shiro, the son of Mr. Wei Gong, rushed to hear the news and joined the battle group besieging Mr. Yanfeng , Immediately, teacher Yanfeng's daughter, classmate Karen, came to help..."

"...That is to say." I covered my head with a book, and said in a deep voice, "It turned into a large-scale brawl again?"

"Well, the melee between the relatives and friends of the two sides is just an appearance, and there are many onlookers who reported their personal grudges and fished in troubled waters..." Heitong Magic Mirror took out another report. Members joined the melee, ostensibly to help their senior brother, Teacher Yanfeng, but actually to avenge their own personal revenge, both Teacher Yanfeng and Student Wei Gong have been black-handed by her subordinates..."

"Is she bored..." I sighed.

"Returning to the chairman, Tohsaka Rin has no eggs." Heitong Mojingjun pushed his glasses.

"..." I was silent for a moment, threw the book in my hand aside, and then said slowly, "Mr. Heitong, has anyone said that your level of telling cold jokes is terrible?"

"Eh?" Kuroto Kanya showed a surprised expression, "Isn't this meaningless?"

"You expect a student council president who is known for his sanwu and facial paralysis to laugh at a bad joke?" I said indifferently.

"What the president said is true, but you are so lonely that you are complaining about yourself." Heitong Magic Mirror joked with me, "However, you really need to have a relationship, why, don't you think about it? Everyone is looking forward to it, hoping that the power of love can divert the emotional intelligence and attention of grown-ups, and stop torturing those poor people."

I glanced at him strangely. It seemed that in the second year of high school, everyone began to pay attention to my personal life issues. Even the man who was going to be a search engine had inexplicable gossip in his eyes, so I was going to start a conversation with him. A small joke: "Dating? There is no suitable candidate, Mr. Heitong, how about introducing your sister?"

"Really?" Heitong Magic Mirror raised his eyes, and there was a rare excitement, "That's a good thing, if you can let the president call me big brother, that's really a happy thing, come out this weekend How about seeing it?"

...I forgot, this guy is obviously not a crazy sister-in-law. If those words just now were heard by Kosaka Kyosuke from class m or Lu Luxiu, a British student from class f, it would definitely lead to a bloody tragedy—— Of course, the only ones who bleed are these pathetic sisters. If they dare to do something to me, I will definitely beat them up first, and then Billy Herrington will let them know what it means to have a man's blood not to be taken lightly. ♂ flow.

"In short, let's not talk about this issue for the time being." I shook my head, "The matter of Kotomine Mapo and Emiya Qiecao is handled by the school's special supervision office, and we students have no right to interfere, but the list of teachers who participated in the fight You tidy it up and give it back to me. Let’s talk about the students involved, um... the little fish and shrimps are all sent to Mr. Urobuchi Gen to receive the education of love, Emiya Shiro... cut, let him put each classroom If Li Huazuo, ask her to do maintenance on the school information database, Kallen... Kallen forget it, let Lao Xu serve her... As for Tohsaka Rin."

I tapped on the table lightly, "Rin Tosaka, who is making waves, can't be lenient, and the punishment measures for her should be listed separately. Tell that twintail, she has... well, four choices."

"Four?" Jun Hei Tong pushed his glasses, held back a smile, "I'm afraid there is only one choice..."

"What are you talking about? We are very open-minded. The student union must enforce the law in a civilized way." The glasses reflected a murderous light, and I said indifferently, "First, a fine of [-] Japanese yuan should be paid immediately. If she can't get it out ...Well, tell her that the benevolent president of the Dragon God will help her put it on, and ask her to sign the IOU at night."

"It's better to sell her directly..." Mr. Hei Tong laughed lowly.

"Second... Recently, computer room No. [-] purchased a batch of new computers, and asked Tohsaka Rin to debug them."

"...Master President." Hei Tongqian also said in amazement, "That guy from Tohsaka is a mechanical idiot, it's not like you don't know..."

"Of course I know." I sneered, "By the way, tell her that if she breaks it, she will have to pay the full price."

...It's better to pay the fine directly. The value of those computers is more than [-] yuan. Mr. Hei Tong's complaints were written on his face. I kept my face and threw out a third punishment plan: "Or there is another way , After school, ask her to find a wooden sign with the words 'It's not my fault to take the members to fight sap' on it, hang it around her neck, and shout a hundred times in areas with the most people, 'all It's Tokiomi's fault."

"...President, aren't you afraid of being punished by God? That guy Tohsaka wouldn't do that even if he died!" Hei Tong-kun's glasses almost fell off, his face full of tears and laughter, he seemed to expect Tohsaka Rin to look like a wild cat It's like a roaring and frantic scene.

What I want is for her to go crazy, this female fox has always acted unscrupulously, and has been against me since the first year of high school. It will be a matter of time to touch her, and the next thing to do is to grab her by the pigtails. The most effective way, however, this eldest lady is unexpectedly stubborn, although she often falls into inexplicable economic crises, but every time she survives alone, she will never ask outsiders for help, so the method is a little more complicated up.

"If she refuses to agree to the first three proposals." I pushed my glasses, "Then ask her to visit the student union after school, and I'll talk to her face to face."