Xueba also wants to fall in love

ps: Happy New Year everyone...Happy New Year everyone, um, even if it’s Chinese New Year, there won’t be any changes (anonymous).

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Let me introduce myself again, I am Long Shencheng, a male high school student, Xueba, the student council president of Tianqi Academy, the incarnation of the attack of this world, the planet Shaking s from the s78 nebula, and my real name is Cheng? Dragon God? Shaking s Three generations, the journey of life today is to find ways to play the world in the palm of your hand - and the shameful thing is that age = no history of girlfriends.

However, today, something even more embarrassing happened, that is, I discovered a terrible thing.

My brother, who is a horrible fag, and the thought of him possibly drooling at me makes me want to stuff 56 big Ivans in his ass and punch him in a black hole - and have a eulogy One, to do my best for that sad creature. Maybe future generations will record such a sentence. Dragon God sincerely has a poem to praise his younger brother: All things are boundless, and there is nothing to tolerate. The big black hole.

... In fact, probably no descendant would do so.As far as I know, there are not many ancient people who are so boring. The most insane one is probably a guy named Shi Naian in the Celestial Dynasty across the sea. He wrote a book about three women and one hundred and five men. For the book, there must be poetry praises for everything, even when you have sex.

... Pulling away, pulling away.My younger brother has become a gay, so of course I have to take various countermeasures when I get along with him day and night. After all, the world is big and the chrysanthemum is a big deal. It is very insecure to get along with a disgusting gay, let alone that guy It's still an ape that hasn't fully evolved—no, it's not an ape anymore, just now he has completed another pathetic degeneration, from an orangutan key to a coelenteric key... In short, the disgusting level has doubled.

In the end, castration became the safe and efficient way.Originally, I tended to be sissy, but if I did this, my father and mother would definitely be suspicious. After all, I became a girl, and this matter cannot be covered up anyway... Just as I was thinking about physical methods, chemical methods and Among the psychological methods, which method can make the orangutan key get the most pain... no, it is when the orangutan key is getting the most tempered, the orangutan key suddenly said something that shocked me.

——I can help you capture beautiful girls.

My first reaction was... help me?How to help?Help me get rid of all the potential rivals, you fag.

Then I remembered—orangutan key is very popular among girls. In contrast, it seems that I am the one who is surrounded and supported by men all day long... During the election, the vote rate of men is almost [-]%. It is simply occupying an overwhelming advantage, this kind of result that made me a little complacent before, at this moment it seems...

I looked at Qiangchangjian again, and there were two things shining in my eyes, the left eye was called jealousy, and the right eye was called anger.

The two eyes merged into one, which meant—you are going to die.

The wasteful bastard, the disgusting non-recyclable garbage, blinded your face for nothing... Father used his face to conquer mother, but you used the face you inherited from him to find a boy... Dad is crying !He is really crying!

And it's just that, it's nothing more than a gorilla button, it's so popular with girls, but it's still swaying like the protagonists in galgames and light novels-this is the root of my dissatisfaction before.But from now on, another spark of anger flashes!You are actually gay!With such good conditions, you actually want to be a gay!

The anger was burning, I seemed to be transformed into Deathwing, spewing flames, and shook Thunder Bluff angrily——I took out a vise and an electric drill from the toolbox under the bed, and turned back to the orangutan key and smiled: "Chrysanthemum set electric drill! Chicken broken vise! I will give you an industrial castration this time!"

"It's blackened! It's broken! Big brother actually called himself 'Lao Tzu'!" Gorilla key first complained instinctively, and then shouted angrily, "Calm down! Calm down! Are you not interested in this proposal! Don't you want to talk about it? Are you in love! I’m still useful to my eldest brother, aren’t you interested in this transaction? The details can also be discussed in detail!”

I dare say, in order to preserve the happiness of his lower body, the calculation speed of the orangutan key's brain at this moment has finally reached the level of primates: "Why do men make things difficult for men, why do schoolmasters make things difficult for gays... Believe me, big brother, your worries are completely It's superfluous! Even if I like to beep like crazy, I won't shoot you! I don't have the guts! It's my father who should be afraid!"

"...Well, there is some truth." I pushed my glasses, "Unfortunately, the questions and answers are useless."

"How can it be useless! Is this proposal not good? Big brother has been troubled all the time! As a high school student but can't get a girlfriend! As long as you give an order, I will definitely go all out to help you!" The gorilla Jian struggled in mid-air, "People like Big Brother should torment his girlfriend instead of embarrassing us poor people!"

...I seem to have heard this kind of words somewhere.

"Anyway, I also know a lot of girls! It's too easy to help big brother create the conditions for setting a flag! Lolita, Yujie, Vitality Girl, Queen, Tsundere, Twin Ponytails, Suspenders, Nuns, Nurses, Female Teachers , schoolgirl, schoolgirl... well, in short, there are all types, identities, and cute things! Even if the eldest brother wants to open a queen? Palace, I will help you without saying a word!" In an instant, he turned into an insurance salesman, Chubby, with a glib tongue, "Whether it's an auxiliary taunting agent for an active atmosphere, or a meat shield that blocks the hatchet for you at critical moments, in short, it will definitely serve as a tribute to the love of the big brother." Lu is doing his best! Anyway, please! Please let your poor brother go!"

...What's with this wavering will?I'm actually a little moved?But according to what Qiangchangjian said, the possibility of success... seems to be a little bit?The matter has come to this point, it seems useless to say anything else, and it seems that Gorilla Key will not give up his hobbies easily - of course he will not be castrated, but brainwashing and sissy can still be tried.

It's better to come to Japan for a long time-according to what the orangutan Jian said just now, he seems to have such a little use.

——In short, it is better to stabilize the cavity key first, and then try to see if his value is as great as he said. It is much better than beating him to death with a stick now. Besides, I also want to try it, first use the Kemp method oath The bracelet turned him into a mother, and then used the mind controller to instill him with the personality information of "Dragon God Key is a girl". What interesting things will happen...

Thinking of this, I showed a warm smile: "Ah, Jian, why did you hang yourself in mid-air! How dangerous! Come, come, come down!"