Xueba also wants to fall in love

ps1: The next plot is to reveal the reason why the orangutan key became a gay - I will open a post in the book review area, you may wish to write your guesses there, and see who can guess this loss-like ending……

ps2: Well, everyone, happy mating day, I went out to play...

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Put aside the girlfriend matter for now, after all, mystery cannot remain mysterious in the face of a greater mystery... Ahem, I mean, after collecting all seven dragon balls to summon the dragon, the thing you have to do is obviously to think about how many What wish is good, instead of thinking about whether the giant mythical reptile in front of me is steamed or braised.

In other words, the person who chooses to consider the latter problem must be a very scary guy, and the thinking circuit is no longer in the category of human beings.

So now, the most important question that needs to be considered is-why the orangutan key became a sad gay.

I believe this is one of the few problems I have encountered in my life that has interested me and that I have not been able to solve.

This guy has never been short of girls watching since he was a child, and everything he comes into contact with is normal. He has neither been baptized by Lucifer nor brainwashed by the elves of the forest. H item purchase grants and occasional H item donations are carefully ensured that Orangutan Key's xing develops in the direction of able-bodied teenagers...

But things are always unexpected. The orangutan key suddenly showed its essence as a gay. When I was negligent, things turned around in an absolute gesture-in fact, when I discovered the secret of the dragon key Even the grass and mud horses of millions of ethnic groups running wild can't express the turmoil and huge trough in my heart.

It's not scientific - my brother can't be gay, my brother can't be gay.

But now, it’s too late to say anything—and as I said before, I’m not worried about whether orangutan Jian married a boy and the child will have a butt hole. In fact, orangutan Jian has slowed down enough I am old enough to be responsible for my own choices. Since I want to marry a boy, I have to be prepared to be attacked by my son because he has no asshole... Mouth, what the hell am I talking about... Well, generally speaking , This is called all things are false, all things are allowed - the so-called all things are false, is to recognize the fragility of this heterosexual world and the nature of the problem of "it's all the world's fault". The protector of behavior, the so-called everything is allowed, means that gays must understand that they are the designers of their own gay behaviors, and gays must be prepared to bear all possible consequences.

...Well, so the orangutan key must not only protect his own fun, but also be prepared to be brainwashed and castrated by my mother, and be able to accept the terrible consequences of giving birth to a son with a boy and finding that the son has no asshole .

You are so strong, Qiangchang Jian, I will try my best to make you pay the price... No, it is to adapt to the cruelty of this society.

Kamibaizawa Huiyin - the top historian, very bad history teacher.

At this very moment, she is teaching us her history class—except for a few students like Hanekawa Tsubasa who are extremely serious or naturally foolish, everyone is rarely distracted. A piece of manuscript paper also maintains the state of the left ear going in and the right ear out, and then writes and draws on the manuscript paper.

——Last night, I asked Gorilla Jian why he likes boys in the form of a text message, but the answer I got was very vague. There were many disgusting words in Gorilla Jian's reply, but none of them hit the point.He's definitely hiding something.

Stupid gorilla key, think you can hide it?I pushed my glasses, and a killing light flashed.

"Student Long Shencheng! You answer this question!" Suddenly, a suppressed anger sounded in his ear.

Before I knew it, Mr. Shangbaize had come to my side, looking down at me in a condescending manner, with the tendency of "I'll give you the death penalty if you can't answer"——I stood up, indifferently Said: "Responsible to others, blame yourself, forgive others, treat robots as partners rather than slaves, cherish life, stay away from Skynet - the person who said this was the head of the Japanese Defense Forces in Heisei years Commander, the founder of Japan's modern artificial intelligence technology, the creator of the first generation of Doraemon, Nobita Nobita."

"...The answer is correct." Kamibaizawa Huiyin glared at me, "Although the answer is correct, please ask Long Shencheng to listen to the class carefully. If you don't even take the history of your country seriously..."

I don't know if she did it on purpose, and she didn't let me sit down, she just turned around and talked as she walked, as if she left me here—sit down by myself?Hmph, such a counterattack does not show Long Shencheng's ability.

Taking advantage of Kamibaizawa Huiyin's turning around, I made a covert gesture to the back, and then made a very friendly (threatening) gesture and compared it lightly (hardly) as a plea (threatening) )——Sure enough, there are still quite a few students who are inspired by my personality charm (yin power), and Mr. Shangbaize's nagging continues: "You must know that as a Ri..."

In the second half of the classroom, someone lowered his voice and screamed strangely, "Kill Ri himself!"

Teacher Shangbaize was startled at first, then turned around and said angrily, "Who! Who said that!"

I pushed my glasses and said indifferently: "In [-], President Bolvar of the United States declared war in Congress."

As soon as I finished speaking, someone echoed with a different tone: "The one on the top floor!"

"Who said that!" Kamibaizawa Huiyin gasped, her plump breasts trembling non-stop.

"In [-], the United States proposed economic sanctions against North Korea, and the South Korean representative made an impulsive slip of the tongue." I replied calmly.

"You... do you all want to fail the course? Or do you want to get hit in the head! Do you want to do your homework!" Teacher Huiyin was furious, "Who the hell is talking! Stand up for me!"

"You are looking for your own death!" Another strange cry came from another person taking advantage of the chaos.

I didn't give Teacher Huiyin any chance, and quickly said: "[-], France, Lieutenant General Illidan."

It exploded... from a weak teacher to a terrifying Shura in an instant!Shangbaize Huiyin roared loudly: "Fuck you!"

"...The source of the teacher's words just now." I sneered, and delivered the final blow, "In [-], Prince Ran Min, the governor of Yanbei in the Chinese Dynasty, was protested by the Soviet Union after the March [-] border friction incident. The government's answer."

"Long Shencheng, you big bastard!" Teacher Huiyin gave me a hard look, and then quickly rushed out of the classroom, running away in tears, and a miserable cry came faintly: "Sister Hong! Sister Hong !"

"...ri, I think I'm in trouble." I pushed my glasses.

Minase Ryunan next to him also pushed his glasses, and said indifferently: "In 1983, Yugi Muto, when the Colossus fell."