Xueba also wants to fall in love

Under Nakameguro Yoshiki's repeated narration, I finally understood the cause and effect more comprehensively.

To put it simply, before I don’t know how many years ago, a war of change broke out in hell, the new Demon King faction took power, and the old Demon King faction rushed to the street—then, the failed Old Demon King faction launched a vigorous prison escape operation, A group of demon souls successfully escaped from the burning prison. They came to the human world, attached to the bodies of young men with great potential and gaps in their hearts, and tried to reincarnate through their bodies. , no wonder they were defeated by the New Demon King faction.

After the New Demon King faction found out, they immediately started a series of remedial measures and public relations actions. The most important thing was to send young and capable young demons to the world to capture those reckless jailbreakers.As I said before, the devil's soul hides in the gaps in the hearts of young people. As long as their hearts are filled with something, the devil's soul will have nowhere to hide.

Therefore, our classmate Nakameguro Yoshiki thought that if you want to fill the gap in the hearts of young people, you really need to use friendship!

...Friendship, your sister, friendship!This is obviously already the base!I don't think those heavy-mouthed BL texts and lost comics are about the innocent and beautiful friendship of teenagers. Isn't it true that love is not enough?Why did you choose the orangutan button!

"It was really just an accident..." Nakameguro Yoshiki said weakly, "That day, I was struggling because I didn't know how to capture the devil's soul, but I happened to meet Dragon God Lord passing by. people..."

"Call him Mr. Jian! Orangutan Jian! Cavity and intestines!" I pushed my glasses, "My last name is Dragon God."

"Ah! I'm sorry! Anyway, everything is my fault! Although Mr. Jian doesn't care, I've always been very guilty! But I'm always useless, and I can't even recover the devil's soul. It's Jian-kun who will do it, let alone compensate him... Anyway, I'm sorry for putting your family in danger! Please punish me as you like! I promise I won't resist!" Yoshiki Nakameguro bowed at ninety degrees, posing He looked like a little shou who was at the mercy of others.

Compensation... what do you want to do?Change your name?Marry the orangutan and change his name to Longshen Shanshu?Forget it, for the sake of my family's fragile values ​​that still belong to ordinary people, if you don't have sex reassignment surgery, I will definitely not agree!

Seeing Nakameguro Yoshiki's appearance, I didn't even have the interest to slap him a little bit. I really can't imagine that there are people in the world who are more tolerable than the orangutan key, with a weak face, submissive, and long A fake girl face, the intelligence also said that he actually has a femininity... By the way, it was also said that he would often hide in cardboard boxes, and it was completely forbidden for strangers to enter-this does not match the intelligence, although talking to me is still Trembling, but not to the extent of fear, could it be that the orangutan key is well trained?

Then he is really capable.

Having said that, I still have some headaches, and how to deal with this matter has become a little more complicated.

... I always feel that since I discovered the secret document of the orangutan key, many things have inexplicably escaped my control——I don’t really care about the so-called contract, to be honest, a mere inferior demon, Where can the contract used be advanced?Although theoretically speaking, any violent disassembly can lead to the activation of the mechanism, but it is not unsolvable. For example, I know a woman who is good at cutting everything in the world, and handing it to her is just a one-knife thing.

So, my original plan was like this, first take care of the hypocrite demon who broke my brother, and then destroy the contract of the orangutan key. .If Gorilla Jian still refuses to repent, or if becoming gay is his own will, then let him go. Anyway, I don’t care about my business. It has nothing to do with me if the idea hits Dad or Grandpa.

...Anyway, whether mom and nainai are cleaning the door with a chainsaw or smashing the chrysanthemum of the orangutan key with the holy sword of physics, it has nothing to do with me. Even at that time, the orangutan key hugged my thigh and called for help. Nainai hands a mace.

But—but... so meow!Meow!Someone tell me!Someone tell me!It was agreed that the collar was put on the neck, why did it become put on that kind of place!What else are you talking about in consideration of humanitarian considerations... Your sister, you are a devil, humanitarian sister!Remember your name is Chaos Evil!What kind of trouble are you going to put on that thing!

Bad fun, definitely bad fun!Although I think I might become friends with the guy who improves the content of the contract... But the premise is that the victim is not my stupid brother!It's inhumane!What will be less once the punitive measures are launched!I always feel that to some extent, castration is more cruel than beheading!

...Wait, wait, if you think about some things in another way, you may come to a gratifying conclusion.Maybe after the orangutan button is clicked, he will become a good boy from now on. At least without that thing, he will probably save a lot of time watching porn, masturbation and cranky thinking. If he spends all this time on studying, he will Might become a famous historian who wrote immortal books!Or maybe become a great navigator leading a huge fleet, or an inventor?

However, there is another possibility, that is, he has been psychologically distorted since then, practiced strange martial arts, and became the leader of a certain cult.

——Obviously the setting is Ri himself, is it really okay to keep using the memes of the Celestial Dynasty?

But having said that, the proposition of "whether the orangutan button will be good after the small pen is cut off" was completely rejected after being analyzed in my mind for three seconds.Judging from my previous conversations with that guy and the results of the usual communication, that guy must be a victim. To him, the little dick is just an excretory organ... So after cutting it off, not only will he not become a A good boy with one heart and one mind will instead devote himself wholeheartedly to being a pathetic No. [-] machine—what does No. [-] machine mean?Do you understand? ○Do you understand? [Beep——] Do you understand?

Anyhow—the plan to have the woman destroy the collar has been shattered.Well, I'm not worried that she will cut off the whole branch of the orangutan key with disgust on her face, but I'm worried that she will cut me off along with me.

"...Nakameguro Yoshiki, the orangutan key has been mixed with Ozora Tsubasa recently, doesn't it mean that Ozora Tsubasa is lodged with a demon's soul?" I pushed my glasses, and I must kill the light general Nakameguro Yoshiki There was a shiver, "How is your progress?"

"Yes... yes! From what Ryu...Ken-kun said, we will find out after school today!" Nakameguro Yoshiki nodded emphatically.

"Okay, after school today, I'll go and have a look." I smiled coldly.