Xueba also wants to fall in love

Cheng Jun is looking for opportunities.

——As I said before, the holding of the school festival this time is [-]% due to someone's selfishness.

No, it should be Ambition—an ordinary high school student's cry to fate after 16 years of confusion.

Why can't I find a girlfriend - or something.

After separating from Nagato Yuki, Cheng-kun wandered alone in the campus, using the reflection of his glasses as a cover, looking around rapidly, his brain was performing rapid calculations beyond human limits, in the romance novels and beautiful girl games that he had studied carefully over the years The plot of the plot is quickly listed in the spark of thinking, the place where the plot is most likely to occur, the situation where the flag is most likely to be established, and the position where the winner in life is most likely to appear - Cheng Jun put his right hand into his pocket and touched the pocket-sized flame in his pocket. The sprayer "Amaterasu" smiled slightly.

Today's vice-chairman of the Dragon God patrolled the land with his longing for a love life and the holy flame of heaven's punishment of traitors.

Well, how should I put it, although there is no entry such as "no dating" in the school rules, there is no such rule as "Long Shencheng does not allow heterosexual love"... Long Shencheng pushed his glasses proudly .

"Yeah... finally found it!" At this moment, a frivolous female voice came from beside my ear.

A cold light flashed in Long Shencheng's eyes, he turned his head sideways, and at some point, a girl with long blue hair appeared beside him.She has a perfect figure that makes adult women jealous, and there is an elongated hair on the top of her head. She holds a folding fan in her left hand, and puts her right hand on the bridge of her nose, making a gesture of pushing her glasses—in other words, She is imitating the action of Longshen Cheng pushing the glasses.

"I've seen your picture." Long Shencheng said coldly, "The strongest on the ground, Kurokami Medaka."

Kurokami Medaka spread out his fan with a bang, covered his face, and said with a smile: "Don't be so indifferent, no matter what, I will soon become your junior, come on, have a laugh..."

Long Shencheng calmly pushed the Kurokami Medaka away, and said coldly: "I'm not used to being too intimate with people I meet for the first time, there is a limit to familiarity, now Explain your purpose."

"Huh? I'm so disappointed... I thought the vice president of the student council who could plan such an interesting school festival would be a very kind and humorous sunny high school student." Kurokami Medaka showed a disappointed expression, Then he turned around Long Shencheng twice, "Is he an introverted good person who wraps himself in silence and bad words?"

"To each other," Long Shencheng is not a person who knows how to be merciful. Seeing that the black god is entangled, he immediately used his trump card. He sneered, "I thought that with the personality of the protagonist of the world, I was born with a unique personality. With great talent and ability, you have been traveling smoothly for 15 years. You, who claim to be the most likely to become a "perfect person" for thousands of years, will be a world-weary person who fears the world and dislikes fate. I didn't expect you to be familiar with yourself. Is it a foolish idea of ​​masturbation borrowed from someone else?"

As soon as the words came out, Hei Shen's expression changed, and he said solemnly: "It's not a fool's belief... If people are born strong, they just want to make everyone happy, don't they? Don't you choose to be the president of Tianqi's student union?" ..."

"That's your belief, not mine." Long Shencheng pushed his glasses and said coldly, "Don't speculate on me for no reason."

"How is this groundless speculation?" Hei Shen shook his head and smiled, "I have heard of many things you do. Although it seems that you are achieving your own goals, in fact, you are indeed..."

"...Another idiot as boring as the orangutan key." Long Shencheng sighed, turned his head and left.

"Hey! Don't go!" Kurokami Medaka caught up with Cheng Jun in three steps and two steps, put his arms around his neck, and said softly like coaxing a child, "Don't talk about it...then Cheng Sir, I ask you to do me a favor."

... Doesn't this woman know what it means to be polite?Long Shencheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but this was the first time he saw a woman who could still talk to him as if nothing had happened in the flashback of the must-kill light.He said coldly: "The price, the reward."

"Hey, don't say such vulgar words!" Hei Shen laughed boldly, then took out a mobile phone under Cheng Jun's cold gaze, and pointed the camera at the two of them. Cheng Jun approached and showed a silly smile towards the camera, "Come on, Cheng Jun, have a smile!"

"So that's how it is." Long Shencheng pushed his glasses, "You came to do a mission, I didn't expect someone to come to me."

"Well, because I'm not familiar with this academy, I asked someone casually, who is the strongest Sanwu in this academy, and he said he was the vice president of Dragon God." Kurokami Medaka took it out of his pocket. The main god's badge was displayed, turned on, and the light screen displayed the current task.

"Task name: Please allow me to make a sad expression."

"Mission brief introduction: You have the ability to get rid of morals, but you don't have the ability to laugh."

"Mission process: find out the three non-attributed people in the academy, and use any method to make them laugh, send the photo of the other party's smiling face to the main god platform, and the main god platform will evaluate the difficulty and issue task rewards."

"Remarks on the mission: 1. The mysterious businessman hidden in the campus sells combat power evaluation lenses. It is recommended to complete this mission after buying it. 2. In principle, you can use any method to complete the mission, but excessive behavior will still lead to punishment."

Long Shencheng glanced at the light screen, then at the [-] reward points in the lower right corner of the screen, and said lightly: "You have found the wrong person, there is a person named Yan Moai, she is the right one." Task object, I will write a note to you, you follow the method above to find her..."

——The attempt to expel people is clearly revealed.

Kurokami Medaka seemed to have a stubborn temper, and stared at Long Shencheng with a puffy face: "No, the target of the mission is you! I remember that the mission notes said that theoretically any means are allowed... What service does the customer want? "

She raised her hands, her ten slender index fingers moved dexterously, posing in a very obscene posture, making a pounce, as if planning to carry out an inhumane tickling attack—but Long Shencheng just stared at her coldly look.

"...How can there be a guy like you in this world." Hei Shen said resentfully, helplessly.

"I'm also very surprised, how did you survive until now." Long Shencheng pushed his glasses, "Today you are a guest... When you are promoted to Tianqi Academy, I will have a good communication with you. Farewell."

"There are still days to come!" Black God shouted behind him, "Senior Dragon God, I think we are the same kind of people!"

"Really?" Long Shencheng raised his eyebrows, made a gesture of cutting his throat towards Heishen, and smiled coldly, "One day, you will want to kill me."