Xueba also wants to fall in love

ps1: I am cheap today, I used Baidu to search for the title of the book, and unexpectedly found that this broken book written in the fan area with just [-] words has been paid attention to by Long Kong's uncles... Hey, I am very flattered , very flattered.I did not make a typo.Well, take a closer look, the ri-style Chinese in the comment profile of the original posting classmate... halo, noncommittal, noncommittal.

ps2: Ask for recommendations and favorites as usual.

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"Big brother! Big brother! Apply for financial aid! Apply for financial aid!" At noon, I was eating the bento made by my mother in the president's office. Not long after, someone pushed the door open and yelled at me with a look full of shit.

This non-recyclable and non-burnable humanoid water-filled garbage in front of me can be regarded as my younger brother in blood, oh, thank God, genetic mutations and cosmic rays are so amazing, it's hard to imagine such a guy and I are twins Brother—forget it, let me introduce him to everyone, his name is Gorilla Key...

"When did my surname change! Since it's an inner monologue, don't say it!" Jian shouted loudly.

"Financial aid?" I ignored Jian's protest, and threw a piece of sweet and sour pork into my mouth, "A few days ago, you were chased three times around the playground by the school worker Takawa Abe, and fled into the student union under the name of Applying for political asylum, this time applying for financial assistance... What, did they not give you any money after piao?"

"No, no, brother, you misunderstood, that type...cough cough." Gorilla Key seemed to have slipped his mouth, but he interrupted the topic forcibly, putting on a very serious look, "Always, brother I will definitely save my little brother next time..."

...It seems that the size of the brain of the orangutan Jian is shrinking all the time, and he dared to ask me to borrow money. Didn't he know that the only designated interest rate for the Dragon God's economy is an eternal one thousand percent?He actually followed in the footsteps of the natural roll, a guy who wanted to die.

"Every month's pocket money is allocated to you at the beginning of the month. According to my calculations, it is more than enough to cover your day's food, drink, and expenses, and the money for purchasing h things that you need to meet the needs of high school students is also included." I pushed my glasses, "The remaining living expenses include supplements for the purchase of consumable household appliances, daily ingredients and food purchases, water, electricity and property expenses... each has a special purpose, and the final reserve fund is also for emergency use The nature of the reserve service, it cannot be used indiscriminately until the end of the month."

"I know! I know!" Gorilla Jian showed a flattering smile, "Don't you still have your brother? Your pocket money, and extra income... Isn't Senior Chuan Shen Bai Dai a special ATM for you? Whenever Kawasami Baidai-senpai hand over the bills and IOUs to you for processing, it is a chance for you to make a lot of money, so enviable..."

"You're wrong, I usually hand over the bills of Chuanshen Orangutan to the principal for reimbursement." I indifferently denied, "So the principal is the one who pays the money in the end, and as an intermediary service provider, I just take a small commission." That's all."

"...Your commission is not just a little bit! That's as high as [-]%, you bastard! Senior sister Chuan Shen gave you an IOU of [-] ri, and it will become [-] ri when you get to the principal. You have to take it Ninety thousand! Ninety thousand!" Gorilla Jian looked envious and jealous, "Anyway, I'm not taking money from big brother for nothing, borrowing a little, borrowing a little... Anyway, my monthly living expenses are also deducted from your hands. Asset-backed!"

...My stupid brother, since you know about your brother's usury, you still dare to borrow money from me?So your brains have been eaten up by Mr. Bear Gris, pocket money...you can still afford that little pocket money?

But since he wants to court death, I, as an older brother, have no reason to stop him, but if he did something bad, I'd better ask a little bit... I put down my chopsticks, walked to the table, and said lightly: "Borrow money do what?"

"Good question." Gorilla Jian looked like he had been waiting for you for a long time, and took out a coin-like metal piece from his pocket, "This thing... Brother should know." <Li and the others went there to play video games? "I scoffed at this childish competitive game, "Borrow money to play video games?"It's the wisdom of orangutans. "

"Wrong, big brother! I am not addicted to the game to redeem this kind of game token." My younger brother put on a painful expression, "In the eternal battle, fighting to protect the earth, this is what I want to do." Things to do!"

"...You use game tokens to fight monsters?" I showed a subtle expression, "Protect the earth from the big snake?"

"Nah, my brother knows what a super electromagnetic gun is..." Gorilla key put on a handsome look, tossed the game token in his hand, and put it on the thumbnail, "The principle is the same as magnetic levitation Like a train, it uses a super-powerful electromagnet to shoot out metal shells. The U.S. military once used a super-electromagnetic gun to overturn a giant Decepticon in an Egyptian car. Even this kind of coin, as long as the speed exceeds three times The speed of sound is not bad, but unfortunately because of air friction..."

The right fist punched out fiercely, hitting on the abdomen of the orangutan key, and beat him up like a shrimp. I supported the glasses with my left hand, and shot out a killing light, and then smashed him hard with my left elbow. Go down and knock him to the ground: "Hey, brother, you know what a straight right fist is. The principle is the same as the interaction of forces. It is an iron fist of justice that shatters illusions. A certain boy Kamijou once used this punch The car overturned a group of gay friends and the harem, even if it is such a fist, as long as it is hit on the face, it will also have the effect of the reverse cross upper-level complaint method. Unfortunately, as your brother, it is not good for me to hit you in the face, because even if it is Father never hit..."

"Bastard! Who said in Chapter 3 that you can't punch your younger brother!" Jian protested loudly.

"My stupid brother, you are not worthy of being killed. If you want to kill me, you just hate me, run away from me, and then live on in a sly way, escaping, escaping, clinging to life... ..." I said coldly.

"I never wanted to kill you! It was you who always wanted to kill me!" Gorilla Jian complained unbearably.

"Hey, it seems that the reflex arc of the orangutan is sometimes very sharp." I was surprised, "Is it true that things must be reversed?"

"Brother! I'm your younger brother!" Gorilla Jian said with a sad face, "Is domestic violence so interesting?"

"Of course... Key, you should understand that people are usually very happy to treat people they don't care about kindly." I said calmly, "The reason why I treat you like this is just to let you understand the cruelty of this world..."

"So cruel that the whole world is full of tremors like you? Then this world should just be destroyed!" Jian howled loudly.

"My younger brother is really broken, and he is going to destroy the world because of such a trivial matter." I shook my head and sighed.

"Brother... I came here to borrow money from you, not to discuss the issue of destroying the world." Gorilla Jian sighed.

"I can lend you money." I pushed my glasses and said lightly, "First sign this contract... no, it's the IOU, and pay it off within three months, otherwise I will send you to work in the Cowherd's shop Make money, as a younger brother, you know my brother well."

I looked at the orangutan key with the eyes of a pig. Although he is a bit stupid, as my younger brother, he can be said to be a handsome guy, and the idol actor on TV is probably nothing more than that—— —If such a guy is sold to a cowherd shop, he will probably make a lot of money. Similarly, Mr. Sakata who owes me 40 yuan is also one of the pigs.

"I always feel that you are thinking about something terrible." Gorilla Jian shivered.

"No, I just thought of a famous saying." I pushed my glasses and looked cruelly at my brother Long Shenjian, "There is no garbage in this world, only misplaced resources."

"How can there be a brother in this world who calls his younger brother trash!"

"...are you so stupid that you can't even understand human speech?" I wondered, "Didn't I say that you misplaced resources?"

"Although I said that, I still feel that something is wrong!" Long Shenjian wept and signed the IOU marked with "the interest rate is ten", and he was another idiot who failed in mathematics. Smile.

I have seen through your future.