Siheyuan: I really won

Chapter 94 Drunk?
Seeing Shen Qiang pretending to be flipping over the Russian menu, Lin Sen rolled his eyes with contempt.

If you don’t understand Russian, then you don’t understand. Why do you have to show your holiness in front of others?

I saw Lin Sen put the menu in his hand into the hand of the blond waiter who was wearing a black Bragi dress and a pure white apron, then he stretched out his palm and waved "Five yuan meal, two portions!" "

This way, not only will you not look embarrassed when your friends are young because you don't know Russian, but you will also feel particularly responsible. You will have an indescribable coolness all over your body, which makes a girl like Xu Zhiping look like her eyes are shining like gold.

After placing the order, Shen Qiang felt a little embarrassed, "Ahem! Look at my memory. Lao Mo has been here so many times and I just can't remember the menu name..."

Two brothers, Shi Wu and Shi Wen, were a little forward-thinking towards Shen Qiang, and after hearing what he said, they all spoke up to support Shen Qiang.

"Hey! Brother Qiang, how many times have you been here? It's such a bad situation... Unlike us two brothers, this is the first time in our lives that we come to Lao Mo for dinner! This is thanks to you, Brother Qiang! ... ...I really didn't brag, when I first entered the door, I thought I was in the palace... No, it should be more splendid than the palace!"

The two brothers sang in harmony as if they were playing an oboe, which immediately offset Shen Qiang's initial embarrassment, "Haha, in fact, Lao Mo is not as mysterious as you said. No matter how luxurious it is, it is just a meal." This place! When my brother saves up some money, I can take you two brothers here again!"

"Ouch! Thank you so much, Brother Qiang!..."

The two brothers Shi Wu and Shi Wen immediately happily sent out a series of rainbow farts!

These days, the brothers in the big courtyard are so virtuous that they have to save a lot of money for a long time to even open a restaurant...

It’s not their fault. After all, their monthly salary is only a small amount of money. Some of these idiots have to support their families and some have to hand it over to their parents. What they can spend every month is only a small amount of pocket money. The donkey shit egg has a shiny surface!

After this bunch of poor guys say that they contributed to the founding of the country, I guess not many people can believe it...

After placing the order, it didn't take long before the blond Belarusian waiter brought the dishes one after another.

At this time, the five-yuan meal in Lao Mo was enough to fill the stomachs of two or three people. Lin Sen ordered two portions at once, plus the meal Shen Qiang ordered when loading the batch, the whole table was quickly filled. table.

"Come on, since there are lesbians here today, we won't drink white wine... we will drink red wine. This goes better with Western food!"

Hearing Lin Sen's words, Shen Qiang did not object. Naturally, the two brothers Shi Wu and Shi Wen did not dare to have any objections. Xu Zhiping, who was being taken care of, felt that Lin Sen was personable and full of gentlemanly qualities.

After everyone agreed, Lin Sen called for the waiter and asked her to open two bottles of red wine for their table.

After a while, the waiter brought two bottles of sobered red wine to them. After the five people filled up the wine, Lin Sen, as the host, took the lead in raising his glass. After beeping a few words of thanks to Shen Qiang, they all joined together. Let's drink together.

After drinking, the five people started eating with knives and forks. It can be seen from here that except for Lin Sen, except for Xu Zhiping, who can use knives and forks skillfully, the remaining Shen Qiang and Shi The Wu brothers made a fool of themselves.

"Haha, what's that? I used chopsticks the last few times..." Shen Qiang awkwardly took a bite with a knife and fork, and Shen Qiang, who was so funny, still said something in a respectful tone.

Haha, Lin Sen smiled but said nothing...

Now even the brothers Shi Wu and Shi Wen, who were in charge of admiring, didn't know how to make up for the lost face for their strong brother.In the end, after Xu Pingping felt that Shen Qiang had embarrassed them all in front of Lin Sen, she couldn't help but scolded in a low voice, "Eat yours! Can't you even shut your mouth with beef?"

Xu Zhiping was obviously the eldest sister among Shen Qiang and the others. As soon as she opened her mouth, Shen Qiang immediately fell silent, and then he honestly did not dare to continue pretending to make a fool of himself.

Eating western food is actually the same thing. The meal came to an end while several people were talking and laughing happily. After drinking the last glass of wine, it was time for the wine to end.

Just when they were about to leave, brothers Shen Qiang and Shi Wu Shiwen did something that left Lin Sen speechless.

Including the woman Xu Zhiping, these four people unexpectedly reached out and touched the silver tableware on the dining table. Xu Zhiping was more elegant and put a silver spoon into her sleeve.

Shen Qiang stuffed a silver fork and silver spoon into his lower back, while Shi Wu and Shi Wen went even further and put the tableware directly into their crotches, without fear of hurting their roe lucky bags.

Damn, shocked!The big boy in the courtyard actually did such a despicable thing in broad daylight. Is it a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature? Welcome everyone to watch today's xx!

Lin Sen looked at the four people in front of him in confusion. Xu Zhiping blushed a little when he stared at him, then lowered her head and did not dare to look at him. She lowered her head and left...

Damn it, did you make a mistake?The total of the four of them was over a hundred or dozens of people, and yet they were still running around like three-year-olds!

In the end, Lin Sen remained calm, and with quick hands and blue eyes, when the blond White Russian waiter wasn't paying attention, he took a silver spoon and put it into his sleeve, then moved it to the farm space.

Damn it, I didn’t expect that I, who was always upright, would be forced to become a thief one day. Grandma, my reputation as the evil nemesis was really ruined...

Why!It's really not Lin Sen who is greedy for petty gains. The main thing is, you see... everyone has taken it, but you are the only one who pretends to be aloof and doesn't take it, you don't fit in with the crowd!No one will want to be friends with you from now on!

Um!Lin Sen cheered himself up in his heart. If I bear the humiliation and bear the burden like this, I will become a great person in the future... Come on!Awesome!
The few people with guilty consciences quickly left the restaurant as if they were running away, and quickly dispersed.

With Lin Sen's drinking capacity, the little red wine he drank in the restaurant was not even enough to rinse his mouth, so he rode back home leisurely.

Then Lin Sen, who originally walked upright, began to walk as soon as he pushed the cart into the gate of the courtyard, taking one step forward and three steps back while rocking the cart...

"Ah! Brother-in-law, why do you drink so much wine!"

Lin Sen, who was pretending to be drunk, looked at Chen Xiaozui who came out to pour the water for washing his feet. He immediately chuckled, then opened his mouth and let out a wine burp...

"Hey! Let's have some wine..."

"Oops! Brother-in-law, I'm Xiaozui!" Chen Xiaozui, who put the footbath on the floor, suddenly said in disbelief.

Nonsense, of course I know you are Chen Xiaozui. If you don’t pretend to be drunk and admit the wrong person, when can you turn your sister-in-law into a little cotton-padded jacket?
Do you think so?My Chen Aili Xiaozui shoes?

(End of this chapter)