From the World of Uncle Nine, The Heavens Summon Gods to Refining Generals

Chapter 184 Disguise
"Oh, I see, grandma, you must think this is a temple fair!"

Xiaoyue also continued casually.

After hearing Xiaoyue's words, Axing, a silly boy, immediately started to complain about his master, and then said: "That's better than our master!"

"What's wrong with your master?"

Uncle Jiu heard him talking about himself and immediately asked subconsciously.

"My master, he is like a stubborn old man who refuses to change his ways!"

"Yes, yes, yes! If the master knows that we are coming to Yang Temple, he will definitely break our legs."

Xiaoyue also echoed.

Hearing what the two of them said, Uncle Jiu's face suddenly turned ugly. It turned out that in the eyes of his two precious disciples, he was actually such a person.

In fact, Uncle Jiu had guessed a little bit about the two disciples coming to Yang Temple in the past few days. He definitely disagreed with this matter. After all, they were Xuanmen disciples and they came to worship Yang Temple every day. What was that called?

However, Uncle Jiu thought that they were just teenagers and might go back after being curious for a few days, so he didn't pay too much attention to them.

But now after hearing this, he suddenly felt a little unhappy. The two apprentices seemed to be very familiar with this temple, and they actually complained about the master behind his back. In this case, he would have to give them a hard lesson. Apprentice now.

Just as he was thinking about this, Uncle Jiu accidentally fell down again.

His little feet were wrapped too small. Under such circumstances, let alone him, even a person with such little feet would not be able to walk.

After seeing him fall to the ground, Axing and Xiaoyue quickly asked him what happened. Seeing that Uncle Jiu couldn't walk, they lifted him up one by one and went directly to the front row.

Originally, Uncle Jiu had just planned to join in the fun from behind, but now he was pushed directly to the front, which can be regarded as catching up with the duck.

Shen Lipu sat behind and watched this scene, and suddenly felt a bit of black humor.

They had just sat down, and Father Wu behind them was also ready. Wearing a white and yellow robe, he walked to the stage step by step, opened the book, flipped through it, and then preached:

"Lord, I trust in you with all my heart. I trust in you and will not be put to shame. Do not let my enemies boast about me. Those who hope in you will never be disappointed. Because of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, Amen!"

When the last sentence was read, everyone in the audience suddenly stood up, raising their hands and repeating: "For the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, Amen!"

Everyone else stood up, but Uncle Jiu didn't understand at all. He looked around and saw that the people beside and behind him had stood up, so he stood up too.

But while others sat down after speaking, he didn't understand at all and was still standing.

In fact, it wasn’t Uncle Jiu’s problem. The people sitting in the back didn’t actually stand up either. They were scattered in twos and threes. But the bad thing was that Uncle Jiu was sitting in the front, and he was in the front row. Everyone else stood up. , but he didn’t stand, so it was very eye-catching.

This scene aroused sneers from others, and the two women in skirts behind also laughed out loud when they saw him doing this.

At this time, Uncle Jiu had just come to his senses. He smiled awkwardly and said, "Open the door," and then did it again.

Seeing him like this, Father Wu didn't know what to say and continued to recite his own scriptures.

But Uncle Jiu in the audience misjudged again. He originally sat up the second time, but he always felt that he was still slow to get up, so he wanted to predict Father Wu's third operation.

But this time he got up fiercely. Before Father Wu could finish reading, he stood up with a "chun" and looked at everyone in the audience with question marks on their faces.

Father Wu was reading the number. After seeing this scene, he was not angry, but directly invited Uncle Jiu to the stage.

He is an old priest, and of course he has his own way of dealing with missionary matters and emergencies like this.

"Old lady, please come to the stage!"

After Uncle Jiu heard this, he looked around and saw that there was indeed no other old lady in front of him. He was sure that Father Wu was calling him, so he had to walk up.

But at this time, his bound feet had fallen off, so his big feet were directly exposed. However, he walked forward with his feet, and everyone in the audience looked strange.

Fortunately, his trouser legs are relatively long, so his big feet are not so eye-catching.

"I beg the Lord to accept and bless you!" As he said this, Father Wu dipped his hand in water and sprinkled it on Uncle Jiu's face, then picked up a piece of white stuff and handed it to Uncle Jiu.

"Speak up, speak up!"

Uncle Jiu didn't understand what he meant, but asked tentatively: "Amen?"

"Hmm~"

Father Wu shook his head, and then explained: "Open your mouth!"

Upon hearing this, Uncle Jiu certainly understood what it meant, and then he opened his mouth.

This cake was originally intended to be spit out, but Uncle Jiu swallowed it directly.

After seeing this scene, Father Wu and his assistant Mai Sang were a little confused.

"How do you feel?"

"It's tasteless!"

"I'm asking you how you feel about God!"

“Let’s have another piece!”

"what?"

Father Wu was confused, but there was nothing he could do. This step of the ceremony was already a bit difficult, so he could only hope to deliver it to the old lady as soon as possible.

So he had no choice but to put another piece into Uncle Jiu's mouth.

But this time, Uncle Jiu didn't know what he was thinking, but he bit Father Wu's finger directly and very hard.

Father Wu screamed in pain, and it took him a long time to break free.

"Ouch~ah~oh!"

Because he used too much force, Father Wu broke free and fell directly to the ground.

"I have feelings now, how do you feel?"

Uncle Jiu asked provocatively Father Wu who fell to the ground.

"Oh, it hurts so much!"

Father Wu told the truth, maybe because it hurt too much, so he didn't say those nonsense.

"Hey, do you still know it hurts?"

With that said, Uncle Jiu walked up to Father Wu.

This time Father Wu was sure that he was here to cause trouble, so he stood up and shouted: "Lord, forgive you, I can't forgive you!"

But before he could finish his words, Uncle Jiu kicked up Father Wu one after another, and said, "You won't forgive me? If you reopen the church, I won't forgive you." Woolen cloth!"

While shouting, he kicked Father Wu.

This group of monks had never seen such a scene before. Suddenly they stopped playing the piano and stopped singing poems. They were so frightened that they all hid aside.

Everyone in the audience was dumbfounded when they saw this scene. They were just going through the ceremony and suddenly started fighting and stood up one after another.

"What do you want to do?"

Father Wu felt aggrieved and shouted while being beaten.

(End of this chapter)