One joke from the witch, I open the gate of heaven with one sword

Chapter 2 Who would refuse to be a scholar who can have three wives and four concubines?
"Master is back!"

As Xu Lan returned to the house with the help of his memory, at first several servants could not recognize the muddy Xu Lan, but after careful identification, they immediately went into the house to inform his wife.

"You can't just take a shower and come back."

Xu Lan looked down and saw that his originally clean robe was already covered in mud due to the battle of wits and courage with Guan Chuchu in the cave.

Moreover, Guan Chuchu took herself to a cave a hundred miles away from Qingcheng, so the way back was naturally not very clean.

Not long after, a middle-aged beautiful woman came out of the mansion followed by two young girls about fifteen or sixteen years old.

The three looked extremely anxious, and when they saw the safe and sound Xu Lan standing in front of them, the three showed expressions of relief.

Xu Lan's biological mother, Yan Yu.

As for the two young girls next to them, they were maids who had just entered the house a while ago. One was named Qingluan and the other was named Hongluan.

"The child is unfilial, and the mother is worried."

Xu Lan flashed some fragments in his mind and then stepped forward to salute respectfully. Although his predecessor grew up in a martial arts family, he did not like to practice martial arts since he was a child, so every move he made had a somewhat formal feel.

It’s not a big problem, just pretend to be a scholar for a while.

"Lan'er, how are you?"

The middle-aged beautiful woman took Xu Lan's hand and looked it up and down and asked, "Did those thieves hurt you?"

"Mom, I'm fine."

Xu Lan smiled slightly, already having a prepared speech in his heart.

"Those thieves didn't have any malice towards me. They let me back after they escaped the pursuit of the six gates."

"Okay, okay, as long as it's okay, my son's life is blessed by auspicious stars."

Yan Yu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's all because of the yamen's inaction, allowing thieves to rob people in the city in broad daylight!"

"It's okay. The thief just thought I was a member of a powerful family because I was too handsome and stood out among the crowd."

Xu Lan helped Yan Yu walk in and said with a smile: "Next time I go out, I will pay more attention."

He knew that this matter had nothing to do with the Qingzhou Yamen. It was Dachu Xuanjing Division who was hunting down people from the Demon Cult.

But he can't say it, because if he says it, he will reveal his secrets.

"That is, my Lan'er is like Pan Jun reincarnated."

Yan Yu felt from Xu Lan's words that he was not frightened at all, and the big stone in her heart finally fell.

"Qingluan, let someone inform the Yamen that the young master has returned, so I won't bother them to help search for him."

"Hong Luan, ask someone to boil water for the young master to bathe and change clothes."

……

in the bedroom,
Xu Lan, who had taken off her clothes, soaked in the steaming wooden barrel, and the just right comfortable temperature made Xu Lan relax all over her body.

After a long time, Xu Lan opened his eyes and glanced at the saber that he hung on the wall. It was left by Guan Chuchu before he left.

A very ordinary long sword, so ordinary that no one would even look at it if it was thrown into the weapons shop.

But now it has a different meaning to Xu Lan, so Xu Lan decided to bring it back.

"Wait, Guan Chuchu, when the time comes, let's see if your mouth is tough or my sword is tough."

At this moment, the closed door was slowly pushed open, Xu Lan looked up and found that it was Hong Luan who walked in with a blushing face and lowered head.

A big question mark appeared in Xu Lan's mind, I'm taking a shower!
"Young master, I'm here."

???

Hongluan is only fifteen or sixteen years old! ! !

Have you played this hard before?
At this time, Xu Lan was even a little envious of the scholar's life, but after some recollection, he was sure that nothing happened between him and Hong Luan.

Most of the time, I let Hong Luan or Qing Luan rub shoulders or something when I was taking a bath.

Well, a very pure master-servant relationship.

Xu Lan breathed a sigh of relief, if something really happened, it would be too much punishment.

Hong Luan walked up behind him and started rubbing his shoulders. Not to mention, he was young but his strength was just right.

"What an enviable reader."

Xu Lan narrowed her eyes slightly and went straight into the state of enjoyment. Qingluan's voice came from outside the door after an unknown amount of time.

"Sir, someone is coming from the Yamen. Madam asked me to ask you to come over."

As I guessed, the yamen is wrong, it should be someone from Xuanjing Division.

Xu Lan didn't feel too surprised when she opened her eyes. People who didn't know it just thought that the policemen from the Yamen were chasing the thief, but in fact it was the Dachu Xuanjing Division that was chasing Guan Chuchu, the candidate saint of the Demon Cult.

It's incredible that he, a weakling, can come back safely from the demon sect's candidate saint.

"okay, I get it."

Putting on a clean white robe again, Xu Lan was quite surprised to see herself in the bronze mirror.

"Brothers kill indiscriminately."

Four words, just the right evaluation.

No wonder Guan Chuchu saw herself in the crowd. I really don't blame her for this.

Xu Lan then appeared in the living room of Xu Mansion. At this time, Yan Yu was dealing with an old man in official uniform, among whom were more than a dozen six-door detectives in red robes.

In an instant, more than a dozen eyes fell on him.

Among them, two or three glares made Xu Lan quite uncomfortable, probably a bit like being stared at by a ferocious beast.

"Lan'er is here."

When Yan Yu saw Xu Lan appear, she also introduced him: "This is Lord Lin, the prefect."

"The students have met Mr. Lin."

Xu Lan has gradually accepted that she is a scholar. After all, who would refuse the life of a scholar with three wives and four concubines?

When he glanced at the police officers behind Magistrate Lin with the corner of his eye, he knew who was a police officer and who was not a police officer. He could clearly tell from the position and posture of where they stood.

For example, those few policemen standing in the corner, they looked wrong.

Prefect Lin is the most powerful official in Qingzhou. When he is present, ordinary police officers will naturally fawn on him in various ways to try to leave a good impression on himself.

But those few people didn't, but they looked like they had nothing to do with themselves, which was too conspicuous.

"It was my nephew's negligence that frightened my nephew."

The elderly Magistrate Lin carefully looked at Xu Lan in front of him, and then said politely: "Although my nephew is out of danger, according to the Yamen procedures, I still need to record a confession for you."

"Master Lin, what do you mean by this?"

Hearing this, Yan Yu frowned and said coldly, "Could it be that my child is still guilty?"

"No no no, madam misunderstood."

Magistrate Lin said with a smile on his face: "These are just some procedures of the yamen, please be considerate."

"Mother, it is my duty to cooperate with the Yamen."

Xu Lan on the side said: "Besides, it's just a confession."

Then he looked at Zhifu Lin, cupped his fists and smiled, "Master Lin, students are welcome at any time."

"Row."

Magistrate Lin nodded when he saw Xu Lan taking the initiative and said, "It's just a process. Just ask at Xu Mansion."

"It's almost there."

Seeing this, Yan Yu breathed a sigh of relief, she thought that the government was going to send her son to the Yamen for interrogation again.

"Chen Da. Chen Ci, come and record a statement for Mr. Xu."

At this moment, Zhifu Lin turned around and looked at the crowd, seemingly casually naming one of the arresters.

Naturally, this detective was one of those standing in the corner.

"Yes."

Chen Ci came out from the crowd, and Xu Lan couldn't help but look sideways when she approached.

Her jet-black hair was coiled up high, her bright eyes and white teeth coupled with her delicate facial features, although not the world's most beautiful, people still couldn't help but praise her for being so pretty.

In addition, what impressed Xu Lan most was her long legs, and the loose police uniforms on her body could not hide the advantages of her long legs.

The slender and slender hands are held on the hilt of the sword at the waist, and there is a heroic posture in every gesture.

"What a handsome girl."

Even Yan Yu couldn't help but praise her, wondering when did Qingzhou Yamen gain such a handsome female agent?
(End of this chapter)