Mengniang martial arts world
The 1000th cutie, what are you fighting for?
first change
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A generation of great men 32 father-in-law once said: "Heaven will send great responsibilities to people, and they must first lower their morals."
The 32-year-old father-in-law, a great man of a generation, also said: "The two virtues have different weights, and if they fall from a high place, they will land at the same time."
A generation of great men 32 father-in-law also said: "It is easy to go from being disciplined to being undisciplined, but it is difficult to go from being undisciplined to being disciplined."
The great man of a generation 32 father-in-law also said: "Once you enter Mengniang, it's as deep as the sea, and you will be a passerby from now on."
Li Yan crawled out from a pile of pink limbs and jade arms, and a book fell on the ground in front of him. The "Woman with Eunuch's Eyes" that was originally in his arms fell to the ground at some point, and was turned to the last page by the wind. , black characters on a white background, just a few simple sentences, but the mere few words can describe Li Yan's current mood... He closed the book bitterly: Why didn't I see this page sooner? Woolen cloth?It's too late to regret now.
Several hours of madness made him exhausted, and his whole body was almost sucked up by a group of female goblins. Fortunately, the two old goblins were kicked out by him at the very beginning, otherwise... ** can do it now In the hands of my mother-in-law's woman, it really doesn't work.
After a bit of madness, the girls' medicines had already lost their effect. They thought they would exclaim, cry bitterly, run with their faces covered, and even scolded themselves as shameless perverts when they woke up. Unexpectedly, the girls all took the same drug An attitude: "Officer, I was lost in the drug just now, and I didn't feel it very clearly, let's make it up again, and enjoy the taste of being a woman again."
The exhausted Li Yan almost yelled for help, is it easy for brother to deal with a group of girls as big as you?I almost died last night, do you want another one?Will you give it back to life?He hurriedly used his internal strength to force his face into waxy yellow.Pretending to be weak, he collapsed to the ground.Unexpectedly, there are many rare medicines from a wealthy family like Princess Yinchuan.He rummaged through the clothes thrown on the ground.He took out a huge century-old ginseng from his pocket, and inserted it into Li Yan's mouth like a carrot: "It's not too late to fight again."
Naturally not to be outdone, Plum Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum also groped around in their clothes for a while, and found a white lotus the size of a brain egg: "This is Tianshan Snow Lotus, Vulture Palace!"
"Special products, I'm afraid of the local turtles in Yinchuan!"
"I've never seen it before, my husband is here to eat one!"
"Duo, promise to be alive and well immediately."
After finishing speaking, he was about to stuff the big-headed snow lotus into Li Yan's mouth.A ginseng as big as Nima, plus a white lotus flower with a big head, if you just eat it like this, will it be too much?
Li Yan turned his head into five big ones, pushed away the ginseng and snow lotus first, ordered the girls to get dressed first, and went to the corner of the cave to unblock the acupoints of Tianshan Child Elder and Li Qiushui. The aphrodisiacs of these two old women are now gone After the effect, the body is no longer hindered, so I jumped up.The first action was to point at the opponent's nose and curse: "You didn't win last night!"
I was stunned, and cursed at the same time: "I didn't lose last night!"
No more advice.He scolded again: "Change the method and fight again."
"Still fighting!" Li Yan was furious: "Whoever quarrels again, make it eighteen..." I didn't finish my sentence, so I stopped quickly. I dare not say this to the two old hags. Put it yourself, isn't that scary?So he said helplessly: "Don't fight. In fact, there is nothing aggressive about it. Princess Yinchuan and Mei Lan Zhu Ju are my women. From now on, I will treat them normally, and they will never be able to tell the winner. I will not allow them to decide the winner, you should give up your heart..."
The two old women froze for a moment.
Li Yan said again: "Isn't it because Wuya didn't choose one of you back then? Don't you want your apprentices to live like you for a lifetime? I think my way of handling it is very good. Your apprentices marry together. Give it to me, I have obtained happiness, why bother to fight for it?"
The two old women burst into tears: "Why don't we know that the best result is that both parties marry together, but back then we were arrogant and pushed Wuya too hard, insisting that he be elected by us, but in the end He had no choice but to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff, and now even if we change our minds and are willing to have two daughters serving one husband, he will not be able to survive."
Li Yan smiled and said: "If he is not dead, are you willing to marry him together and be good sisters?"
The two old women nodded: "But people cannot be resurrected after death..."
Li Yan shook his head and said with a smile: "Senior Wuya is not actually dead, he is still alive."
The two old women were so taken aback that they forgot to cry.
"He is currently living in seclusion in the hill behind Juxian Manor, and the well-known Hades' enemy, Miracle Doctor Xue, is his disciple..."
Before Li Yan finished speaking, the two wives had already floated out of the cave and headed east, and their voices could be heard from afar: "Let's go find Wuya and continue our relationship... Disciples, treat your men well." , don't be jealous like us two old ladies...be a pair of good sisters..."
The old women are gone. Although their bodies and hearts are old, they may not have the ability to do so, but old couples spend the rest of their lives clinging to each other, and they will no longer care about sexual pleasure like young people. Spiritual complementarity is what the elderly need, which is not a bad thing.
Princess Yinchuan smiled at the plums, orchids, bamboos and chrysanthemums: "Four sisters, the master has ordered us to be good sisters in the future."
Mei Lan Zhuju nodded: "Yes!"
"Should!"
"Such as!"
"this!"
Princess Yinchuan laughed and said, "I've always had an idea. If one of you suddenly lost one, what would happen to the rhythm of your speech?" .
Just listen to Mei Jian said: "What!"
Lan Jian said: "Yes!"
Zhu Jian opened his mouth, but the dumb acupoint was tapped and he couldn't make a sound.
Ju Jiandao: "Reason!"
Li Yan is sweating profusely, Nima, there is one less person, this sentence is still subtly spoken, obviously only heard three words, why do I clearly understand what they are talking about?The moment I heard this sentence, I unconsciously did a fill-in-the-blank question in my mind.
The Maid of Four Swords jumped up and fought with Princess Yinchuan. The five of them fought together. It is estimated that it will be impossible for them to be good sisters within 100 years.Although there was a teacher's order to let them live in harmony, the teacher's order was received after they became husband and wife with Li Yan. The married women were like water poured out, and before the teacher's order entered their ears, it had lost its effect.
Li Yan couldn't help being furious: "No fights are allowed, and all fights will be stopped!"
The five girls stopped their hands instantly, they were as close as sisters.Husband's life comes first now!
By the way, I seem to have more serious things to do when I come to Xixia, not just to persuade a fight. At this moment, Li Yan suddenly remembered the real purpose of his trip to Xixia, which should be to let Xuzhu control Princess Yinchuan, It's right to win an important ally for Da Song. He was interrupted by all kinds of messy things, and he almost forgot the business.
Pulled Princess Yinchuan, ready to speak.Unexpectedly, Princess Yinchuan rushed to the front and said, "Master, you seem to be from the Song Dynasty, right?"
Li Yan nodded.
Princess Yinchuan immediately said: "After I go back, I will beg my father to form an alliance with Da Song. My father loves me the most, and this matter will definitely be settled."
Li Yan was stunned.
However, Yin Chuan complacently glanced at Four Swords Maid Yi Jian, the meaning of that look was self-evident: Sister is a princess, with this status, she can win you a big head, and it’s no problem to transfer tens of thousands of soldiers to Xianggong, I’m afraid Bar?Although we are getting closer like sisters, I still have the upper hand.
How could plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum show weakness?Immediately also said: "We hand over the Vulture Palace!"
"Sir, thirty holes!"
"Master, the owner of Island 72!"
"I've listened to my husband's orders!"
Maid of the Four Swords glanced at Princess Yinchuan, her eyes clearly said: You can call soldiers from Xixia, but we can call in martial arts masters, one is in the white way and the other is in the underworld, who is afraid of whom?There is no way to overwhelm us.
Speaking with eyes does not need to be broken into four sentences, in fact, it is easier for people to understand than speaking.
Princess Yinchuan took out another secret book from her pocket: "I have a little non-phase skill that I can give to my husband."
Plum Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum snapped out a book: "I am the only one who respects the merits of the Eight Desolations."
"I still have the sound transmission soul search**."
"Tianshan Folding Plum Hands!"
"I still have the White Rainbow Palm Technique..."
"Life and death talisman..."
The five sisters fought happily, and Li Yan couldn't help smiling wryly. Just now, he managed to use "fight again" to stabilize them, but he stopped fighting, and finally started to fight with another method. In a blink of an eye, there was a thick stack of cheat books on the ground, no matter what, if you fight like this, I will take advantage of it. Li Yan put all the cheat books in his arms, treating them as dowry brought by his wife. There's nothing embarrassing about putting it away.Then take care of the carrot-sized ginseng, and the Tianshan snow lotus with a big head...
The five sisters have become more and more unreliable.
Princess Yinchuan said: "I can look eighteen ways, who would please my husband but me."
Plum, Orchid, Bamboo and Ju: "We will meet on 24 bridges and moonlit nights, and my husband likes us even more."
"I still have Dongxuan Thirty Styles..."
"48 moves in Oedo..."
When the five sisters were fighting, they suddenly heard Ding Minqun shouting angrily from next to him: "It's fine if you are fighting for something else. My sister doesn't have enough background, I can't win against someone with background and background like you, but it's better than tricks on the bed. You are not qualified to show off in front of my mother."
A group of girls turned their heads to look at Ding Minqun: "What do you know?"
Ding Minqun was very confident in his dantian, saying, "Three thousand great thousand worlds!"
"Three thousand?" The girls fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and shaking, not daring to say a word in front of Ding Minjun again.
Li Yan sighed, what the fuck is this?Showing the majesty of a man, he snorted: "Let's go, go back to the original place, I'm still busy, I don't have time to waste here." (To be continued...)
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A generation of great men 32 father-in-law once said: "Heaven will send great responsibilities to people, and they must first lower their morals."
The 32-year-old father-in-law, a great man of a generation, also said: "The two virtues have different weights, and if they fall from a high place, they will land at the same time."
A generation of great men 32 father-in-law also said: "It is easy to go from being disciplined to being undisciplined, but it is difficult to go from being undisciplined to being disciplined."
The great man of a generation 32 father-in-law also said: "Once you enter Mengniang, it's as deep as the sea, and you will be a passerby from now on."
Li Yan crawled out from a pile of pink limbs and jade arms, and a book fell on the ground in front of him. The "Woman with Eunuch's Eyes" that was originally in his arms fell to the ground at some point, and was turned to the last page by the wind. , black characters on a white background, just a few simple sentences, but the mere few words can describe Li Yan's current mood... He closed the book bitterly: Why didn't I see this page sooner? Woolen cloth?It's too late to regret now.
Several hours of madness made him exhausted, and his whole body was almost sucked up by a group of female goblins. Fortunately, the two old goblins were kicked out by him at the very beginning, otherwise... ** can do it now In the hands of my mother-in-law's woman, it really doesn't work.
After a bit of madness, the girls' medicines had already lost their effect. They thought they would exclaim, cry bitterly, run with their faces covered, and even scolded themselves as shameless perverts when they woke up. Unexpectedly, the girls all took the same drug An attitude: "Officer, I was lost in the drug just now, and I didn't feel it very clearly, let's make it up again, and enjoy the taste of being a woman again."
The exhausted Li Yan almost yelled for help, is it easy for brother to deal with a group of girls as big as you?I almost died last night, do you want another one?Will you give it back to life?He hurriedly used his internal strength to force his face into waxy yellow.Pretending to be weak, he collapsed to the ground.Unexpectedly, there are many rare medicines from a wealthy family like Princess Yinchuan.He rummaged through the clothes thrown on the ground.He took out a huge century-old ginseng from his pocket, and inserted it into Li Yan's mouth like a carrot: "It's not too late to fight again."
Naturally not to be outdone, Plum Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum also groped around in their clothes for a while, and found a white lotus the size of a brain egg: "This is Tianshan Snow Lotus, Vulture Palace!"
"Special products, I'm afraid of the local turtles in Yinchuan!"
"I've never seen it before, my husband is here to eat one!"
"Duo, promise to be alive and well immediately."
After finishing speaking, he was about to stuff the big-headed snow lotus into Li Yan's mouth.A ginseng as big as Nima, plus a white lotus flower with a big head, if you just eat it like this, will it be too much?
Li Yan turned his head into five big ones, pushed away the ginseng and snow lotus first, ordered the girls to get dressed first, and went to the corner of the cave to unblock the acupoints of Tianshan Child Elder and Li Qiushui. The aphrodisiacs of these two old women are now gone After the effect, the body is no longer hindered, so I jumped up.The first action was to point at the opponent's nose and curse: "You didn't win last night!"
I was stunned, and cursed at the same time: "I didn't lose last night!"
No more advice.He scolded again: "Change the method and fight again."
"Still fighting!" Li Yan was furious: "Whoever quarrels again, make it eighteen..." I didn't finish my sentence, so I stopped quickly. I dare not say this to the two old hags. Put it yourself, isn't that scary?So he said helplessly: "Don't fight. In fact, there is nothing aggressive about it. Princess Yinchuan and Mei Lan Zhu Ju are my women. From now on, I will treat them normally, and they will never be able to tell the winner. I will not allow them to decide the winner, you should give up your heart..."
The two old women froze for a moment.
Li Yan said again: "Isn't it because Wuya didn't choose one of you back then? Don't you want your apprentices to live like you for a lifetime? I think my way of handling it is very good. Your apprentices marry together. Give it to me, I have obtained happiness, why bother to fight for it?"
The two old women burst into tears: "Why don't we know that the best result is that both parties marry together, but back then we were arrogant and pushed Wuya too hard, insisting that he be elected by us, but in the end He had no choice but to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff, and now even if we change our minds and are willing to have two daughters serving one husband, he will not be able to survive."
Li Yan smiled and said: "If he is not dead, are you willing to marry him together and be good sisters?"
The two old women nodded: "But people cannot be resurrected after death..."
Li Yan shook his head and said with a smile: "Senior Wuya is not actually dead, he is still alive."
The two old women were so taken aback that they forgot to cry.
"He is currently living in seclusion in the hill behind Juxian Manor, and the well-known Hades' enemy, Miracle Doctor Xue, is his disciple..."
Before Li Yan finished speaking, the two wives had already floated out of the cave and headed east, and their voices could be heard from afar: "Let's go find Wuya and continue our relationship... Disciples, treat your men well." , don't be jealous like us two old ladies...be a pair of good sisters..."
The old women are gone. Although their bodies and hearts are old, they may not have the ability to do so, but old couples spend the rest of their lives clinging to each other, and they will no longer care about sexual pleasure like young people. Spiritual complementarity is what the elderly need, which is not a bad thing.
Princess Yinchuan smiled at the plums, orchids, bamboos and chrysanthemums: "Four sisters, the master has ordered us to be good sisters in the future."
Mei Lan Zhuju nodded: "Yes!"
"Should!"
"Such as!"
"this!"
Princess Yinchuan laughed and said, "I've always had an idea. If one of you suddenly lost one, what would happen to the rhythm of your speech?" .
Just listen to Mei Jian said: "What!"
Lan Jian said: "Yes!"
Zhu Jian opened his mouth, but the dumb acupoint was tapped and he couldn't make a sound.
Ju Jiandao: "Reason!"
Li Yan is sweating profusely, Nima, there is one less person, this sentence is still subtly spoken, obviously only heard three words, why do I clearly understand what they are talking about?The moment I heard this sentence, I unconsciously did a fill-in-the-blank question in my mind.
The Maid of Four Swords jumped up and fought with Princess Yinchuan. The five of them fought together. It is estimated that it will be impossible for them to be good sisters within 100 years.Although there was a teacher's order to let them live in harmony, the teacher's order was received after they became husband and wife with Li Yan. The married women were like water poured out, and before the teacher's order entered their ears, it had lost its effect.
Li Yan couldn't help being furious: "No fights are allowed, and all fights will be stopped!"
The five girls stopped their hands instantly, they were as close as sisters.Husband's life comes first now!
By the way, I seem to have more serious things to do when I come to Xixia, not just to persuade a fight. At this moment, Li Yan suddenly remembered the real purpose of his trip to Xixia, which should be to let Xuzhu control Princess Yinchuan, It's right to win an important ally for Da Song. He was interrupted by all kinds of messy things, and he almost forgot the business.
Pulled Princess Yinchuan, ready to speak.Unexpectedly, Princess Yinchuan rushed to the front and said, "Master, you seem to be from the Song Dynasty, right?"
Li Yan nodded.
Princess Yinchuan immediately said: "After I go back, I will beg my father to form an alliance with Da Song. My father loves me the most, and this matter will definitely be settled."
Li Yan was stunned.
However, Yin Chuan complacently glanced at Four Swords Maid Yi Jian, the meaning of that look was self-evident: Sister is a princess, with this status, she can win you a big head, and it’s no problem to transfer tens of thousands of soldiers to Xianggong, I’m afraid Bar?Although we are getting closer like sisters, I still have the upper hand.
How could plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum show weakness?Immediately also said: "We hand over the Vulture Palace!"
"Sir, thirty holes!"
"Master, the owner of Island 72!"
"I've listened to my husband's orders!"
Maid of the Four Swords glanced at Princess Yinchuan, her eyes clearly said: You can call soldiers from Xixia, but we can call in martial arts masters, one is in the white way and the other is in the underworld, who is afraid of whom?There is no way to overwhelm us.
Speaking with eyes does not need to be broken into four sentences, in fact, it is easier for people to understand than speaking.
Princess Yinchuan took out another secret book from her pocket: "I have a little non-phase skill that I can give to my husband."
Plum Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum snapped out a book: "I am the only one who respects the merits of the Eight Desolations."
"I still have the sound transmission soul search**."
"Tianshan Folding Plum Hands!"
"I still have the White Rainbow Palm Technique..."
"Life and death talisman..."
The five sisters fought happily, and Li Yan couldn't help smiling wryly. Just now, he managed to use "fight again" to stabilize them, but he stopped fighting, and finally started to fight with another method. In a blink of an eye, there was a thick stack of cheat books on the ground, no matter what, if you fight like this, I will take advantage of it. Li Yan put all the cheat books in his arms, treating them as dowry brought by his wife. There's nothing embarrassing about putting it away.Then take care of the carrot-sized ginseng, and the Tianshan snow lotus with a big head...
The five sisters have become more and more unreliable.
Princess Yinchuan said: "I can look eighteen ways, who would please my husband but me."
Plum, Orchid, Bamboo and Ju: "We will meet on 24 bridges and moonlit nights, and my husband likes us even more."
"I still have Dongxuan Thirty Styles..."
"48 moves in Oedo..."
When the five sisters were fighting, they suddenly heard Ding Minqun shouting angrily from next to him: "It's fine if you are fighting for something else. My sister doesn't have enough background, I can't win against someone with background and background like you, but it's better than tricks on the bed. You are not qualified to show off in front of my mother."
A group of girls turned their heads to look at Ding Minqun: "What do you know?"
Ding Minqun was very confident in his dantian, saying, "Three thousand great thousand worlds!"
"Three thousand?" The girls fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and shaking, not daring to say a word in front of Ding Minjun again.
Li Yan sighed, what the fuck is this?Showing the majesty of a man, he snorted: "Let's go, go back to the original place, I'm still busy, I don't have time to waste here." (To be continued...)
ps: Thank you dopey for rewarding 200 coins, I love the night, white horse silver gun bag Lolita, silly orange, earthly boat, knonknon for rewarding 100 coins
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